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ICEMAN - March 9, 2011, 8:35 pm, #213915
Truer words were never said
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 11:21 pm, #150070
Goodnight, crew. goodnight... monkey. Goodnight Pat.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 11:24 pm, #150072 
Goodnight Wetback.
spacedog - January 3, 2010, 11:27 pm, #150074
Good night all.
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 6:46 pm, #150694
Listen all! This is the truth of it; hating leads to timmying, and timmying gets to flame wars. And that was damn near the death of us all. Look at us now! Busted up, and everyone talking about hard mods! But we've learned, by the dust of them all..
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 6:46 pm, #150695
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls... aggy is here.
spacedog - January 6, 2010, 7:01 pm, #150704
How ya doin Aggy?
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 7:07 pm, #150709
Doing great, space... love my new anti-1L bombing app. This stuff will come to a screeching halt. Anyone who wants to target top-5 or all posters will meet with a warning, then with blunt-force trauma from the banhammer.
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 7:08 pm, #150710
How's things in space?
spacedog - January 6, 2010, 7:15 pm, #150716
Bleh. Had a crap day at work, but I'm drinking the dark stuff now so getting better. You've got an app for 1Ls? That hilarious.
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 7:17 pm, #150721
It's not extensive... just the monster 1L voters... you know, like giulio did... 1L everything. There's no 1L nazi stuff here... just an alert on the hardcore timmys.
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 7:18 pm, #150722
And space.... it sounds like work provided the inspiration for you to head in the right direction tonight. I'm a tad bit jealous!
Produceman117 - January 8, 2010, 7:58 pm, #151239
Something's telling me that the REASON column on the approval page is about to enter a whole new level of awesomeness. Your thoughts?
agdaniele - January 8, 2010, 8:20 pm, #151256
My thoughts?
spacedog - January 8, 2010, 8:21 pm, #151258
LMAO!
Produceman117 - January 8, 2010, 8:37 pm, #151265
Never mind, Aggy. Already read them. I wish we could give Ls to the approval page...
agdaniele - January 8, 2010, 8:54 pm, #151266
Shhhhhhhh! The bitter noobs gonna try and screen print and submit them as motifakes again! That's all we need... "look what I found on motifake"
MrRandom - January 8, 2010, 8:55 pm, #151268
Blah, wish me luck, I'm updating to Windows 7.
spacedog - January 8, 2010, 8:59 pm, #151269
Good luck!
agdaniele - January 8, 2010, 9:03 pm, #151271
It was nice knowing you, Random.
spacedog - January 8, 2010, 9:50 pm, #151295
Hey Random, just wondering...do you make those animated GIFs you have in the forum?
MrRandom - January 8, 2010, 9:51 pm, #151296
Hellllllllll no. I get lucky while searching through sites. I was on Uncyclopedia and found my current one, and a lot simply come from lots of browsing.
spacedog - January 8, 2010, 9:55 pm, #151298
Ha! Just wondered since you program and create games at school.
MrRandom - January 8, 2010, 9:57 pm, #151299
They're annoying to create through stuff like flash, and I've never actually learned video programs.
agdaniele - January 8, 2010, 10:09 pm, #151300
Here's something lame that nobody asked... back in MY highschool days, I made an app... similar to today's MS Paint... on my Apple IIe. No flash, no binary... all basic programming. It was a waste... but chased me away from becoming a programmer. Dammit.
MrRandom - January 8, 2010, 10:21 pm, #151301
Why that sounds like it was so much fun dear Aggiford!
agdaniele - January 8, 2010, 10:24 pm, #151302
Months. Keyboard, Koala Pad or joystick (yes, I said joystick) controlled.
MrRandom - January 8, 2010, 10:24 pm, #151303
Yeesh, lol.
agdaniele - January 8, 2010, 10:26 pm, #151304
All done in BASIC programming. - Class assignment that I took too far.
agdaniele - January 8, 2010, 10:28 pm, #151305
Yeah... Worked the "nerd" outta me in 1 semester. Transfered to business and creative writing classes after that. Wish I'd have stuck with it.
spacedog - January 8, 2010, 10:36 pm, #151307
Working out the "nerd". Sometimes these motifakes just write themselves. LOL
agdaniele - January 8, 2010, 10:37 pm, #151308
LMAO!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 13, 2010, 5:19 am, #152586 
Morning Losers....XD
rerun - January 13, 2010, 5:39 am, #152587
morning butt monkey....sleep well?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 13, 2010, 5:55 am, #152588 
Sleep? I just got home.
rerun - January 13, 2010, 6:51 am, #152592
then go to sleep. I will harass....talk to you later.
DreMagnum - January 18, 2010, 6:48 pm, #153005
Just isnt the same without aggy
CANADA - January 18, 2010, 7:42 pm, #153016
whats up with aggy? did i miss something?
MrRandom - January 18, 2010, 7:45 pm, #153018
Not really, he's just away for a little if I remember correctly.
DreMagnum - January 18, 2010, 7:45 pm, #153019
He had to go to Seattle for work and wont be on that much for the next month
CANADA - January 18, 2010, 7:46 pm, #153020
thanks
Grim R@per - January 27, 2010, 10:53 am, #154737
Is this the Chat Post? WTF 3690... (Well 3691 now) commetns!
agdaniele - February 10, 2010, 4:54 pm, #157244
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls...
CANADA - February 10, 2010, 4:55 pm, #157245
are you back, or just for the moment?
MrRandom - February 10, 2010, 4:55 pm, #157246
It's taco time?
agdaniele - February 10, 2010, 4:57 pm, #157247
taco time!
agdaniele - February 10, 2010, 4:57 pm, #157249
was working upstate... no laptop for me, so I've been without internet for awhile. Back in Vegas for a week or two, then off to Reno for a short spell.
MrRandom - February 10, 2010, 5:00 pm, #157251
Never a better reason.
agdaniele - February 10, 2010, 5:00 pm, #157252
Yeah... snow is great. Really great.
CANADA - February 10, 2010, 5:01 pm, #157253
Love snow!
CANADA - February 10, 2010, 5:02 pm, #157254
and motifake probably has 1500 more members since you were last here
agdaniele - February 10, 2010, 5:04 pm, #157255
I'll do what I can to thin the herd.
DreMagnum - February 10, 2010, 5:14 pm, #157261
Welcome back aggy
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 5:18 pm, #157264
Oh Crap!! Surprise inspection and my bed isn't made....
agdaniele - February 10, 2010, 5:18 pm, #157266
Thanks, Dre... it's going to take me a few days to get back into the swing of things here, so I'll just say to any wannabe timmys... daddy's back!
agdaniele - February 10, 2010, 5:19 pm, #157267
I'll turn a blind eye, Grey... I'm not a tyrant.
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 5:20 pm, #157270
Welcome back,, just wasn't the same with out you.
agdaniele - February 10, 2010, 5:21 pm, #157271
How so? Everyone smiling, singing in harmony, timmys not afraid to answer their doors anymore?
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 5:25 pm, #157274
and Rerun made waffles !!!
agdaniele - February 10, 2010, 5:25 pm, #157275
I was offered no waffles. Hmpf.
rerun - February 10, 2010, 5:26 pm, #157276
Grey - you are an ass, make you something special and this is how you tell everbody.
agdaniele - February 10, 2010, 5:27 pm, #157278
WHAT?!?!? You made waffles for Grey? He only told me about the tossed salad.
rerun - February 10, 2010, 5:29 pm, #157279
tossing salad is womans work......I Am Waffle King
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 5:30 pm, #157280
uh huh,, with grape jelly
agdaniele - February 10, 2010, 5:31 pm, #157282
Mods don't waffle.
agdaniele - February 10, 2010, 5:31 pm, #157283
Grey.... with the commitment! LOL!!!
rerun - February 10, 2010, 5:34 pm, #157284
strawberry
agdaniele - February 10, 2010, 5:36 pm, #157286
For that job, raspberry... everyone missed it?!?!? That's right, raspberry.
agdaniele - February 10, 2010, 5:37 pm, #157287
Mint jelly if they're really young.
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 5:41 pm, #157291
mmm, a spring lamb
agdaniele - February 10, 2010, 5:43 pm, #157293
mmmmmmmyes.... quite.
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 5:46 pm, #157295
Ciao, Aggy. welcome back
agdaniele - February 10, 2010, 5:54 pm, #157297
Ciao!
spacedog - February 10, 2010, 8:02 pm, #157309
Welcome back agdaniele!
Sean - February 10, 2010, 8:14 pm, #157310
You mean welcome out, don't you?
Sean - February 10, 2010, 8:16 pm, #157311
Well, I hate to hint and run, but ... G'NIGHT!
BoneCD - February 12, 2010, 5:50 pm, #157744
well, well, well...look who's all here. Howdy Gents!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 12, 2010, 5:52 pm, #157747 
Cooking it myself is the only way i can assure it's not poisoned. Hey Bone!
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 5:55 pm, #157750
Ahhhhhhhh......... although, most every guy I know with an irish woman has to cook for himself.
BoneCD - February 12, 2010, 5:55 pm, #157751
What's that I smell burnin'...Irish tempers? Hey Moo+!
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 5:55 pm, #157752
How's things, Bone?
BoneCD - February 12, 2010, 5:57 pm, #157753
Crazy as ever...been running commercial HVAC service calls for a friend of mine...god I miss it! Nice to get your hands dirty again!
TheTrashHeap - February 12, 2010, 6:06 pm, #157756
Wow if AK was here it would be most of the old "clique"
BoneCD - February 12, 2010, 6:06 pm, #157757
Hey Trash!...So very true!
TheTrashHeap - February 12, 2010, 6:07 pm, #157758
HI moooooooooboneaggy!
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 6:23 pm, #157767
TTH.... ev'ry buddy is here!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 12, 2010, 6:24 pm, #157768 
Wow....i luv you guys.........bunch of queers.
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 6:25 pm, #157769
This from the only guy in the kitchen.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 12, 2010, 6:25 pm, #157771 
so says the man running a taco cart.
BoneCD - February 12, 2010, 6:26 pm, #157772
Alls I got to say is SMOOCHES
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 6:28 pm, #157774
Rather peddle my fish tacos than bake a quiche for the guys.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 12, 2010, 6:28 pm, #157775 
I was barbecuing.....would you let your woman do that?.....sorry I forgot, You live alone with your Troll doll collection.
TheTrashHeap - February 12, 2010, 6:30 pm, #157777
Everybody but AK and I feel like I am forgetting somebody besides him..... seriously....I am not alluding to any nemesis from days past. Who am I forgetting?
BoneCD - February 12, 2010, 6:31 pm, #157781
I didn't know Ken was a troll
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 12, 2010, 6:32 pm, #157783 
I was barbecuing.....would you let your woman do that?.....sorry I forgot, You live alone with your Troll doll collection.
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 6:33 pm, #157784
Pouring KC Masterpiece over a burger on a George Foreman grill does not a BBQ make.
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 6:33 pm, #157785
Ken?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 12, 2010, 6:33 pm, #157786 
WTF?....How did that happen?
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 6:34 pm, #157788
Bone... RE: HVAC.... I've gone from hotel/casino mgmt to electrician. It's rewarding, good, honest work... for awhile. But, I now have a closet full of suits that don't even remember my name... not to mention 70+ ties that now hate me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 12, 2010, 6:35 pm, #157789 
It was chicken souvlaki I'd have you know..........I don't think they have that in Mexico city.
BoneCD - February 12, 2010, 6:36 pm, #157791
Ur Ken doll...or back with Barbie
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 6:36 pm, #157793
They aren't trolls... they're ponies.
BoneCD - February 12, 2010, 6:37 pm, #157794
Chicken on a stick...I could do that sober I think.
BoneCD - February 12, 2010, 6:39 pm, #157797
the silk ones make great knots...just ask Mrs.Bone
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 6:39 pm, #157798
We're bigger on cock fights.
BoneCD - February 12, 2010, 6:41 pm, #157800
and the loser ends up on the Q
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 6:46 pm, #157802
San Quentin?
BoneCD - February 12, 2010, 6:57 pm, #157804
BBQ...
BoneCD - February 12, 2010, 7:00 pm, #157807
Put the loser on the barbie...see how that whole ken thing comes around and just smacks ya, in Australian kinda of way.
TheTrashHeap - February 12, 2010, 7:13 pm, #157808
MO and NIK are gone! Thats it! I knew something was missing.
BoneCD - February 12, 2010, 7:18 pm, #157809
u must have gone through all the comments...
TheTrashHeap - February 12, 2010, 7:43 pm, #157811
Detective Bone solves the case!
BoneCD - February 12, 2010, 7:48 pm, #157813
@Trash...LMAO - wasn't hard to figure out when you were gone for 45 min or so.
agdaniele - February 18, 2010, 5:12 pm, #158962
Back in a few... no parties while I'm gone!
rerun - February 18, 2010, 5:14 pm, #158963
OK, lets get this party started, all aggy can do if we disobey him is ban us....pretzels.
Produceman117 - February 18, 2010, 5:15 pm, #158964
coughKEGcough
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 5:16 pm, #158965
where's ICEMAN when you need him
Produceman117 - February 18, 2010, 5:17 pm, #158966
lol
rerun - February 18, 2010, 5:18 pm, #158967
replacing the keg of light beer.
Produceman117 - February 19, 2010, 6:49 pm, #159268
PM Aggy
agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 10:33 pm, #159417
Have a good night everyone... gotta get up early for a walk... and to see how this whole green thing plays out. It's been a blast... thank you one and all.
Produceman117 - February 19, 2010, 10:35 pm, #159419
Night, Aggy.
agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 10:37 pm, #159422
Ciao.
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 4:28 pm, #159582
I need to make something to eat... catcha later!
Produceman117 - February 20, 2010, 4:29 pm, #159584
Okay, Aggy. I've got an idea. You'll see it when you get back.
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 4:31 pm, #159585
I'll see it when I get back? Are you talking about the same "it" that both you and Naru sent pictures of to me.
Produceman117 - February 20, 2010, 4:37 pm, #159588
Didn't we agree to just PM about that? Gah...
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 6:56 pm, #159621
Mooooooooooooooo!!!!
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 7:06 pm, #159629
A lot of ppl logged in, but very little going on... must be in the forum, earning their greybeard status... or searching for anime motifakes.
CANADA - February 20, 2010, 7:08 pm, #159630
I tried to stay out of the forums but i was given a greybeard status anyways
CANADA - February 20, 2010, 7:08 pm, #159632
not that i deserved it
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 7:27 pm, #159641
Deserve? Puhleeeze... you're crew. All crew, in my opinion, is greybeard material.
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 7:27 pm, #159642
...with the exception of those who can't trade with the best of us.
spacedog - February 20, 2010, 7:27 pm, #159643
Hiho hiho.
spacedog - February 20, 2010, 7:28 pm, #159644
LMAO! Did I chime in at the wrong time?!
MO - February 20, 2010, 7:31 pm, #159646
Pssst!! Canada? Don't look now but you're over a grand.
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 7:31 pm, #159647
Yet another reason to never by the CHUNKY peanutbutter.
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 7:32 pm, #159648
Holy crap! MO? You slipping in here Random style?!?!?
MO - February 20, 2010, 7:35 pm, #159652
yupper! Lurkers annona-moose just let out.
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 7:36 pm, #159655
Uh-oh.... he's talkin' moose stuff again... get the hose!
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 10:48 pm, #160024
G'night guys.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 10:50 pm, #160025
Take it easy, space... rest well... dream of... goals.
spacedog - February 25, 2010, 8:37 pm, #160833
How you doing Haar?
Haarakkon - February 25, 2010, 9:16 pm, #160835
Fading in and out... Sorry I missed ya.
Haarakkon - February 25, 2010, 9:16 pm, #160836
Fading in and out... Sorry I missed ya.
Haarakkon - February 25, 2010, 9:16 pm, #160837
Fading in and out... Sorry I missed ya.
Haarakkon - February 25, 2010, 9:17 pm, #160838
Argh. I hate this internet connection.
MO - March 1, 2010, 7:33 pm, #161356
Night all!
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 10:06 am, #161685
Time to play.
GreyScorpion - March 4, 2010, 10:34 am, #161691
looky here!!, the Reno Wrangler has come back to ride herd. Yippe-A-Chi-A Get along little timmy's!!...Welcome back Aggy. well, welcome back except for that avatar :(
MrRandom - March 4, 2010, 10:41 am, #161696
What? He's gotta pay respect to the winners afterall
GreyScorpion - March 4, 2010, 10:43 am, #161697
true, true...till sunday
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 10:48 am, #161700
LOL - Reno Wrangler.... you've seen the female population there, apparently. Thanks a lot, Grey! Glad to be back.
TheTrashHeap - March 4, 2010, 7:12 pm, #161799
Hoooooooooooooome is where the heart is! Hi Monkey! Hi Fatass chick with a parasol!
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 7:35 pm, #161802
Pat's Place... Welcome to a most exciting adventure... a brutal bobsled ride through the best and worst of funny. For your own safety, please remain upbeat and buckled in at all times. Keep your ego and sensitivity stowed away at all times, and enjoy!
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 7:35 pm, #161803
(Children and expecting mothers should not come to Pat's Place)
TheTrashHeap - March 4, 2010, 7:43 pm, #161808
Bobsled?..... you mean Luge right?......... What... to soon?
TheTrashHeap - March 4, 2010, 7:45 pm, #161809
Btw Aggy.. We all know these "work trips" are actually just your usual migration with the other fruit pickers.
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 7:46 pm, #161810
LMAO! Never too soon! It's not like a child, senior citizen, or blue fox was hurt.
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 7:47 pm, #161811
HOw the hell have you been, TTH? Man, Reno sucked.
TheTrashHeap - March 4, 2010, 7:49 pm, #161812
Been getting by. I get to watch a moron get fired tomorrow (hopefully) so at least I have that to look forward to. How about you? Looking forward to cinqo de mayo? Is that a mayonnaise festival or what?
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 7:55 pm, #161813
We celebrate the introduction of a great condiment to mexico... one that made it healthier to make tuna salad, fry sauce and grilled cheese sandwiches. Before mayo, we just used the old oil from our leaf blowers.
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 7:56 pm, #161814
Doesn't Canada have one of those days for peanutbutter?
MrRandom - March 4, 2010, 7:58 pm, #161815
Saturday's
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 7:59 pm, #161816
LMFAO!
TheTrashHeap - March 4, 2010, 8:00 pm, #161817
Doesn't Nevada have one of those days for lube?
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 8:02 pm, #161818
In Nevada? It's called "bring your sister to work" day. It started off with good intentions, but at a point, the adult book stores here also made it "free rohypnol" day.... and quite frankly, I think it was solely to boost the sale of lube.
TheTrashHeap - March 4, 2010, 8:04 pm, #161819
LMAO! You are a sick fuck ya know that!
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 8:06 pm, #161820
That's the last time I give you a bit of background on something you ask me about. It's not Lube Day... your sources are wrong!
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 8:07 pm, #161821
And as far as being sick, it's not like I actually took my sister to work...
TheTrashHeap - March 4, 2010, 8:08 pm, #161822
My other sources say that you are just sore because you got ruffied again this year. Tell the truth...
TheTrashHeap - March 4, 2010, 8:11 pm, #161823
A lot of people on this site have desk jobs. You and I...Not so much. Can you imagine actually bringing someone to work with you? NO Fuckin way!
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 8:22 pm, #161825
Hey, I didn't take my sister to work because we split a roofie and never made it out of my back seat.
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 8:23 pm, #161826
I barely even associate with my co-workers outside of work... not my type. Bringing someone there? Noooooo way!
MrRandom - March 4, 2010, 8:32 pm, #161827
So your sister never made it out of your back seat eh? Strap ons a family requisite?
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 8:33 pm, #161828
No, just a personal preference. She's allergic to peanuts.
MrRandom - March 4, 2010, 8:39 pm, #161829
Ah, garlic butter leaves too much of a smell as well.
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 8:40 pm, #161830
LMAO! The voice of experience.
MrRandom - March 4, 2010, 8:41 pm, #161831
I'm around it at work frequently. Whipping cream melts too fast, jam is runny, and hot sauce BURNS
TheTrashHeap - March 4, 2010, 8:45 pm, #161832
Wait a minute.... all those peanutbutter jokes.....Is Jiffy-lube not what I thought it was?
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 8:51 pm, #161833
No sir.... and Jiffy-Pop isn't, either.
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 8:52 pm, #161834
Have you considered canned frosting?
TheTrashHeap - March 4, 2010, 8:53 pm, #161835
Jiffy-pop makes my favorite flavor of popcorn...burned.
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 8:55 pm, #161836
In america, it's not burned.... we call it cajun.
TheTrashHeap - March 4, 2010, 8:58 pm, #161837
Always an excuse eh?
DreMagnum - March 4, 2010, 9:03 pm, #161838
im going to jump in mid conversation
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 9:03 pm, #161839
You expect more from a mexi-wop?
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 9:04 pm, #161840
So, what's your preference, Dre?
DreMagnum - March 4, 2010, 9:08 pm, #161842
to what
TheTrashHeap - March 4, 2010, 9:12 pm, #161843
Just read back through all the comments Dre. It should only take a week or so.
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 9:12 pm, #161844
See, if this was jump-rope, you'd be a tangled mess on the ground.
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 9:12 pm, #161845
Do you prefer sisters or peanutbutter?
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 9:13 pm, #161846
Well, your sister or peanutbutter?
MrRandom - March 4, 2010, 9:17 pm, #161847
Both, the dogs doing the work, and we're taping it.
MrRandom - March 4, 2010, 9:19 pm, #161848
I do believe we have ventured into the realm of too creepy.
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 9:19 pm, #161849
THAT, my friends, is internet gold! Getting your balloon knot out there, and remembering that product placement is just as important as getting smooth, not chunky.
DreMagnum - March 4, 2010, 9:20 pm, #161850
I have no sister, but i also have a peanut allergy so....
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 9:23 pm, #161851
So, garlic butter it is... you'd better wear a bib.
DreMagnum - March 4, 2010, 9:24 pm, #161852
Just kidding bout the peanut allergy, but actually, i dont have a dog. I do own goats, chickens, rabbits, and a cat though.
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 9:33 pm, #161853
Wow! That's like living in a whorehouse!
DreMagnum - March 4, 2010, 9:33 pm, #161854
Oh you....
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 9:34 pm, #161855
Wait.... you're not canadian. Nevermind.
DreMagnum - March 4, 2010, 9:37 pm, #161856
Or Australian
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 9:39 pm, #161857
Australian? That's those foreign animals that they bang... like koalas, pandas, kiwis and hermit crabs.
DreMagnum - March 4, 2010, 9:42 pm, #161858
Wait, which country fucks sheep
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 9:44 pm, #161859
Scotland and Alabama.
DreMagnum - March 4, 2010, 9:45 pm, #161860
I always thought OD did
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 9:47 pm, #161861
That's reserved for Timmys... not fallen mods.
DreMagnum - March 4, 2010, 9:51 pm, #161863
I kind of consider him a timmy.
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 9:52 pm, #161864
He was heavy-handed, but this isn't an easy thing to do, either. Not everyone is metally deranged enough to enjoy it.
TheTrashHeap - March 4, 2010, 10:07 pm, #161865
Or mentally deranged even. Muah ha ha spelling Nazi strikes again.
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 10:11 pm, #161866
DAmmit!!!! I've been nazi'd - sure, that's all that was missing from my night.
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 10:11 pm, #161867
10pm here,and I just ate two grilled cheese sandwiches. I'm going to pass out before long. Damn, I'm old.
thatonechick - March 5, 2010, 5:20 am, #161872
Damn, aggy. Have you checked the vote report? You're the new 1L bomber.
GreyScorpion - March 5, 2010, 5:36 am, #161873
I KNEW IT!!! Mom always did like him best!
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 6:19 am, #161888
I have several responses to my 1L bombing. First, I was gone for quite awhile, so I spent time catching up, and making sure that I looked at every poster.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 6:20 am, #161889
Secondly, there are quite a few crummy posters... albeit far less than I'm used to seeing.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 6:22 am, #161890
Third, and most importantly, I voted on every poster... I always do... and because I was gone, I missed over 560 posters... and my voting broke down like this: 1Ls-76, 2Ls-122, 3Ls-127, 4Ls-111, 5Ls-159. The defense rests.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 6:25 am, #161891
Lastly, thanks for the shot, chickiepoo, you're the best!!! I'll try to 1L more... I just need cooperation from a few key crappy motifakers here. Oh, and toc? Missed ya!
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 6:30 am, #161893
Wait, it's now at 78 1Ls.
thatonechick - March 5, 2010, 7:51 am, #161907
Oh, you know I was just funnin' ya. It amused me that a full half of the report was your votes.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 8:44 am, #161921
Of course I know! You're the best!
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 11:24 am, #161943
Oh, and DSA... the count below should be indication enough that 2L bombing can be seen just as easily as 1L bombing... you're not fooling anyone.
thatonechick - March 5, 2010, 11:25 am, #161944
Oh, for the love of Pete. Is he doing it AGAIN?
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 11:28 am, #161945
Not at the moment... but, I thought I'd point out that he's not clever. Again.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 11:28 am, #161946
I'm the only immune bomber here!
thatonechick - March 5, 2010, 11:30 am, #161947
That's because you're not targeting a specific user, or the top 5 or newest posters. (as I'd like to point out for the viewers)
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 11:31 am, #161948
Damn skippy I'm not!
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 11:32 am, #161949
Hey, you hang with the daytime people, and know the night time crew... what does Bovee mean by "we don't fu(k around?". Are they hard core, too?
thatonechick - March 5, 2010, 11:38 am, #161951
You know... I don't really know. :S I was wondering that myself. :(
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 11:41 am, #161953
I'll have to investigate further.
thatonechick - March 5, 2010, 11:44 am, #161954
And please share the results. :) Time for me to gooooo... Later!
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 11:45 am, #161955
Bye!
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 6:17 pm, #162049
Where the hell is the crew nowadays? It's like a ghost town of funny here! I'm trying to get the daytime bunch up to speed, but apparently Pat's Place ain't open during daylight.
MO - March 5, 2010, 6:22 pm, #162051
Ebb and flow buddy. Ebb and flow. Crew changes are part of the deal eh?
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 6:24 pm, #162054
Changes? Who? What? We're all still around... just don't seem to have that timing down. Just sad... can't beat up and get beat up by the noobs.
GreyScorpion - March 5, 2010, 6:26 pm, #162055
what time do the strippers come on?
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 6:27 pm, #162056
No strippers here, Grey... sorry. Just mean people... 75% of which are intoxicated by 10pm pacific time.
MO - March 5, 2010, 6:27 pm, #162057
No changes, Just agreeing with you. Seemed like a Friday night, you could always count on a full house. I see random is lurking as usual.....
TheTrashHeap - March 5, 2010, 6:27 pm, #162058
I say blame Moooooooooooooooooo for working nights. And for fun of course.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 6:28 pm, #162059
LMAO! Is this night work a permanent thing?
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 6:28 pm, #162061
Random is the smart one... take pot-shots and hang tight. We can't all be scrapping.
TheTrashHeap - March 5, 2010, 6:29 pm, #162063
Heck yes!Damned nocturnal cows...
MrRandom - March 5, 2010, 6:31 pm, #162067
Drink during the night, sleep off hangover, come here in between. Always a good idea.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 6:31 pm, #162068
So, I need to get a new job, and take over as a day mod? I think the daybies could use a little shake-up, ya?
TheTrashHeap - March 5, 2010, 6:32 pm, #162071
I heard Taco-Bell is hiring!
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 6:34 pm, #162074
LMAO! Just like grandma used to make!
GreyScorpion - March 5, 2010, 6:35 pm, #162076
daybies play in the forums
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 6:37 pm, #162079
I never did get into it... but, in my defense, when I started here, there was too much drama in the forums... flame wars, drama queens, complainers... it was more fun out here... good people, good laughs, good motifakes... all the reasons that I'm here.
MO - March 5, 2010, 6:39 pm, #162082
Daybies!! LOL! There's some serious talent over there. I lurk at work and there's some serious potential.
TheTrashHeap - March 5, 2010, 7:44 pm, #162150
ahhhhhhh much better.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 7:45 pm, #162151
Like a half-tube of bubblegum-flavored Preparation H, eh?
thatonechick - March 5, 2010, 7:46 pm, #162152
Hey hey hey Aggy! PM
MO - March 5, 2010, 7:46 pm, #162153
You know, all this time you've had your avatar, and I don't think you've ever mentioned what your girls name is. Or you did and I missed it....
MO - March 5, 2010, 7:50 pm, #162155
That was @ you TTH. IRT your dog's name...
TheTrashHeap - March 5, 2010, 7:50 pm, #162156
TrashDog of course! TTD for short.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 7:50 pm, #162157
Thanks for the PM, TOC... when you point it out, it does sort of look like an upside-down heart.
TheTrashHeap - March 5, 2010, 7:52 pm, #162158
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww modcest!
MrRandom - March 5, 2010, 7:52 pm, #162159
So hows everyone doing?
TheTrashHeap - March 5, 2010, 7:54 pm, #162160
Absofuckinlutely great Random. How bout you?
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 7:54 pm, #162161
ka-POW!!! Random leaps into the room, and... I jizz in my pants.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 7:54 pm, #162162
LOL... I'm ok, too.
MO - March 5, 2010, 7:55 pm, #162163
Don't get a big head Random! Thatonechick got him all riled up before you showed up!!
MrRandom - March 5, 2010, 7:56 pm, #162164
Well I'll try not to agitate him right now.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 7:57 pm, #162165
It really was heart-shaped! But, in all fairness... riled up or not, Random closed the deal.
MO - March 5, 2010, 7:58 pm, #162167
We're "at the pier" aggy...
TheTrashHeap - March 5, 2010, 7:58 pm, #162168
What could possibly agitate a fruit picking, bean eating, orange selling, Taco muncher.
MrRandom - March 5, 2010, 7:59 pm, #162169
Tacos without cheese?
MO - March 5, 2010, 8:00 pm, #162170
Chimmichungas without the chungas?
MrRandom - March 5, 2010, 8:00 pm, #162171
Burritoes without beans?
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 8:02 pm, #162172
An unkept lawn!
MO - March 5, 2010, 8:02 pm, #162173
Fruit poachers?
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 8:04 pm, #162174
Faulty jumper pables?
MrRandom - March 5, 2010, 8:06 pm, #162176
So how bad would getting braces at 20 be?
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 8:09 pm, #162177
Tired of giving oral sex?
MrRandom - March 5, 2010, 8:10 pm, #162179
Friend of mine had that happen to him. Cheese grater.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 8:11 pm, #162181
You know, it's better at 20 than serious work at 40.
MO - March 5, 2010, 8:13 pm, #162182
I didn't get 'em and now all I wanna do is have them all pulled and get me some dentures.
MO - March 5, 2010, 8:14 pm, #162183
I can earn more underway! HIYO!!!
MrRandom - March 5, 2010, 8:15 pm, #162184
Ba dum cha
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 8:17 pm, #162185
He's here all week!
MO - March 5, 2010, 8:21 pm, #162186
That reminds me. I'm gonna send you something Aggy.
MrRandom - March 5, 2010, 8:21 pm, #162187
'Special' Package
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 8:24 pm, #162189
Is it an intercepted "shipment" that the CG stumbled upon, a cuban girl whose family sank when you "liberated" their raft, or a (gasp) coqui?!?!?
MO - March 5, 2010, 8:26 pm, #162190
LMAO!! Can't find it. Damn.
MrRandom - March 5, 2010, 8:30 pm, #162193
Had a few choice words ready Produce?
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 8:31 pm, #162194
Can't find it, MO? Is it still tucked? LOL!!!
MO - March 5, 2010, 8:31 pm, #162195
Meh, think NIK may have taken it home with her....
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 8:32 pm, #162196
It was a cuban girl, wasn't it?
Produceman117 - March 5, 2010, 8:32 pm, #162197
Are you serious? Hell yeah I had some "choice words" for him! I'm so pissed right now... (I'm not even joking)
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 8:35 pm, #162198
Poor produce... doesn't get to confront his attacker? So now he took your shot at revenge... and not just your hymen?
MO - March 5, 2010, 8:36 pm, #162201
CRAP!!! Frickin Ryan Miller!! Just finnished watching the Flyers and Sabers....3-2 overtime loss! Damn him!! Can't win gold but comes through now?
TheTrashHeap - March 5, 2010, 8:37 pm, #162204
So Produceman walks into a bar and...... Oh wait NOT joking.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 8:38 pm, #162206
LMAO!
MO - March 5, 2010, 8:46 pm, #162215
Phew! Monkey is still here! Pats got some serious control of her monkey!!
MrRandom - March 5, 2010, 8:47 pm, #162216
She has plenty of practice at handling her monkey, yes indeed.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 8:48 pm, #162217
We all need to keep the monkey on a short leash!
MO - March 5, 2010, 8:50 pm, #162220
Or at least keep the damn thing short! No one likes an unkempt monkey!!!
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:17 pm, #162240
Hey there, lester... how's the night treating ya?
lesterinside - March 5, 2010, 9:20 pm, #162243
it's noon here actually. and the active fellows in the forum are all sleeping. :(
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:21 pm, #162245
Awwww.... so, you're stuck out here?
MO - March 5, 2010, 9:21 pm, #162246
Noon? Where the hell are you? The moon?
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:23 pm, #162249
(light side)
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:25 pm, #162250
I don't usually see you here at this time... am I that unobservant, or is this a special occasion?
MO - March 5, 2010, 9:29 pm, #162253
Night John boys!
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:29 pm, #162254
LOL MO... did you wear yourself out not sending me whatever it is?
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 5:08 am, #162304
Well, well... I've got to be up at 5am to find my favorite bovine?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 6, 2010, 5:12 am, #162305 
Yeah, Sorry Man. Too much work not enough sleep.....Welcome back from the tomato fields!
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 5:19 am, #162306
LOL.... thanks! It was tough work, but the season is over.
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 5:20 am, #162307
This place hasn't been the same without you... TTH and I are trying to hold up the integrity of Pat's Place... but, we're only human.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 6, 2010, 5:21 am, #162308 
And here I thought you wasted your night trying to talk sense into Drizz.
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 5:23 am, #162309
See now? You just don't recall how I operate.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 6, 2010, 5:25 am, #162310 
I certainly have not, I'm just poking fun at you.
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 5:26 am, #162311
Then it is I who have lost it.
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 5:26 am, #162312
So, this shift fairly permanent?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 6, 2010, 5:27 am, #162313 
No big surprise there......I hate to do it but I gotta crash, I'll be around Sunday and Monday. Happy hunting.
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 5:28 am, #162314
Good to see ya.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 6, 2010, 5:28 am, #162315 
yeah, It's permanent. I like my night shifts....there's no one to bother me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 6, 2010, 5:29 am, #162316 
later Man.
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 5:32 am, #162317
Ciao, paisan.
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 4:51 pm, #162514
Don't like the way it fits, Bart?
Bartimaeus - March 6, 2010, 4:54 pm, #162515
No, the helmet isn't the issue...for I have my paint skills. The issue is the added baggage and poor posture. My back is sore. T-T
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 4:55 pm, #162516
Well... I've gotta say... for a dude, that's a nice rack!
Bartimaeus - March 6, 2010, 4:56 pm, #162517
Yes, they are certainly boons. I feel I am more persuasive now.
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 4:58 pm, #162519
*swoon*
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 5:02 pm, #162521
Back later... I have grocery shopping to do.
Bartimaeus - March 6, 2010, 5:05 pm, #162522
Yeah. I'm gonna be gone for a bit too. Gotta go shoot some pool.
TheTrashHeap - March 6, 2010, 5:07 pm, #162523
Fine then I'm gonna go mastur.... Cook dinner!
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 8:40 pm, #162547
How was ummmm.... dinner, iron chef?
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 9:52 pm, #162562
I approved a lot of iffy stuff.... gotta give the seedlings some sunlight... and the regulars a target to fertilize the seedlings.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 8:19 am, #162628
I don't see why we need a daytime mod.... us three seem to have days handled perfectly!
thatonechick - March 7, 2010, 8:26 am, #162629
A ton of posters pile up during the day, sometimes. MWF, I have school, and can't sit here uninterrupted like I do now... :( That's the main reason.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 8:30 am, #162630
So, we need someone to man-up.... who can laugh at themselves and not be a push-over... but aren't as easily moved to violence as we are.
thatonechick - March 7, 2010, 8:39 am, #162631
Those... are big shoes to fill. LoL
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 8:40 am, #162632
LOL! Asking for more than we can deliver!
thatonechick - March 7, 2010, 8:47 am, #162633
It's not like it's EASY, either. LoL Although I find it enjoyable.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 8:50 am, #162634
We find it enjoyable because we're warped.
thatonechick - March 7, 2010, 8:54 am, #162635
Being crazy as hell is more than halfthe fun, though.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 8:57 am, #162637
Agreed 110%
rerun - March 7, 2010, 8:58 am, #162638
hey, I fit the profile. What do I need to do to become a mod?
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 9:01 am, #162639
Too late! Your defects were already identified and employed!
thatonechick - March 7, 2010, 9:01 am, #162640
Lather, rinse, repeat? ...Oops, wrong instructions.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 9:02 am, #162641
No, no, TOC... continue.
thatonechick - March 7, 2010, 9:05 am, #162643
Stop, drop, and roll? Is that almost as good? ;P
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 9:08 am, #162644
Equally amsome.
rerun - March 7, 2010, 9:08 am, #162645
OK, I stopped, dropped and rolled.....can I get a towel?
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 9:09 am, #162646
Not until you rinse and repeat.
rerun - March 7, 2010, 9:11 am, #162647
but everybody is looking at me funny.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 9:13 am, #162648
So, what have we learned about getting naked every time TOC gives any sort of instructions?
rerun - March 7, 2010, 9:15 am, #162649
That it is best to listen to her?
thatonechick - March 7, 2010, 9:16 am, #162650
ROFL I went away for a minute and I come back to this. Here, rerun, dry off with this. *hands you a wash cloth*
rerun - March 7, 2010, 9:19 am, #162653
wow, a wash cloth.....this covers the ears.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 9:21 am, #162654
Not from there, it won't!
spacedog - March 7, 2010, 9:22 am, #162655
Good morning all. How is everyone?
rerun - March 7, 2010, 9:22 am, #162656
I am modest, what can I say?
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 9:23 am, #162657
With the exception of a moti-flasher here (it's never a female).... I'm great! How's the weekend treating ya?
rerun - March 7, 2010, 9:24 am, #162658
I am flashing TOC, kindly step aside.
spacedog - March 7, 2010, 9:26 am, #162660
Consider me enjoying the weekend and stepped aside for TOC's visibility.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 9:28 am, #162661
You're always a gentleman.
rerun - March 7, 2010, 9:29 am, #162662
do you mind putting that camera away, this is embarrising enough
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 9:29 am, #162663
Just because I set it on macro lens?
rerun - March 7, 2010, 9:39 am, #162667
I thought we agreed to keep that quiet, kind of like disposing of that body in Reno....btw, the rental company called, where is the key for the backhoe?
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 9:40 am, #162669
You don't remember where we put it? Just cough.
rerun - March 7, 2010, 9:41 am, #162670
I think it is in the posket of those overalls....in the dumpster behind Binions
rerun - March 7, 2010, 9:41 am, #162671
pocket
Produceman117 - March 7, 2010, 4:12 pm, #162751
Folks... I just ran across this tiny piece of my childhood, and, well *sighs* just... just watch it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V92wHNa1UvE&feature=PlayList&p=20EE758D273A0B8D&index=19
Bartimaeus - March 7, 2010, 4:21 pm, #162754
We're free!!! New avatars for everybody!
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 4:22 pm, #162755
LMAO! Childhood? 1989? Try this for childhood candybars.... (bad picture quality): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGgybB49Tos
Produceman117 - March 7, 2010, 4:38 pm, #162757
Well... I concede.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 4:39 pm, #162758
Because I'm old? WEAK! LOL
Produceman117 - March 7, 2010, 4:44 pm, #162765
Nah. Because even cowboys can eat a Marathon bar. But apparently you had to be an Abercrombie model to eat an Alpine White bar. LOL
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 4:45 pm, #162767
I don't know... that was a pretty gay looking cowboy, too.
Produceman117 - March 7, 2010, 4:46 pm, #162768
Speaking of which... check the queue.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 5:13 pm, #162794
Most likely crying to M right now. I don't like when punks play the victim.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 7, 2010, 6:18 pm, #162851 
If you guys are all here, How will the gay bars stay in business?
rerun - March 7, 2010, 6:19 pm, #162853
Because you are there to pay our tabs
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 6:21 pm, #162857
huh? mooo+ got the tab? sure, the one night I'm the DD
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 7, 2010, 6:21 pm, #162859 
What can I say? I love to dance!
rerun - March 7, 2010, 6:25 pm, #162864
Mooo is celebrating today.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 6:27 pm, #162868
Great day to be a mooooo, and great to see you here... after "lights out"
rerun - March 7, 2010, 6:29 pm, #162871
lights out soon. extremely early day tomorrow.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 6:30 pm, #162873
LOL! Clearly never been in jail, rerun.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 7, 2010, 6:32 pm, #162879 
Aggy misses his days with Bubba. It was a whirlwind romance.
rerun - March 7, 2010, 6:33 pm, #162881
never been. maybe should have a few times
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 6:34 pm, #162882
Sigh.... love was so easy back then. The moment he walke into the cell, I knew he was mine for the next 8 to 10.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 7, 2010, 6:35 pm, #162886 
And being "shared" for cigarettes was just a bonus Right?
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 6:36 pm, #162887
LMAO! That wasn't my camera!!!!
rerun - March 7, 2010, 6:36 pm, #162889
You know, I think I will stay in a hoten when I am in Vegas, this whole "you can crash on my couch" thing is taking on a whole new meaning
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 7, 2010, 6:37 pm, #162891 
Did he mention that his "couch" is in a box under a freeway?
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 6:38 pm, #162894
And by freeway, he means a donkey.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 7:54 pm, #162941
So, how's the evening treating you, Grey?
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 7:56 pm, #162942
buenas noches todas
rerun - March 7, 2010, 7:56 pm, #162943
Motel 6 just declined my credit card
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 7:57 pm, #162944
good, except I gotta go tuck one in....and she gets pissy when I don't. you'd think after 15 years...
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 7:57 pm, #162945
So, what now? Just the back seat of your car?
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 7:57 pm, #162946
15yo is pissy when you don't tuck her in???
rerun - March 7, 2010, 7:58 pm, #162947
It's applesauce and ambian time at the home.
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 7:58 pm, #162948
no, her mother
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 7:59 pm, #162950
ooooooooooooooohhhhh! My bad! LOL
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 7:59 pm, #162952
ciao!!
TheTrashHeap - March 8, 2010, 5:12 pm, #163234
You barely tried Mo! Keep workin at it!
MO - March 8, 2010, 5:14 pm, #163236
You're not the boss of me!! Ha ha. I just don't have the genetic make up to bang away at something I just don't understand. I'll seriously end up using my Laptop as a frickin Frisbee!!
TheTrashHeap - March 18, 2010, 11:17 pm, #165613
In total there are 326 users online :: 5 registered, 1 hidden and 320 guests Most users ever online was 2090 on Fri Mar 19, 2010 12:03 am Registered users: Google [Bot], Google Adsense [Bot], MSN [Bot], TheTrashHeap, Yahoo [Bot]
MO - March 19, 2010, 8:20 pm, #165811
Holy fricking shit!!
MrRandom - March 19, 2010, 8:21 pm, #165812
Jesus t*ity fucking Christ?
DreMagnum - March 19, 2010, 8:22 pm, #165813
problem random?
DreMagnum - March 19, 2010, 8:22 pm, #165814
Oh I just saw TTHs post
MrRandom - March 19, 2010, 8:26 pm, #165815
I didn't even see that. I was just swearing to be cool.
MO - March 19, 2010, 8:28 pm, #165816
And I was just swearing because last friday we had the most users online EVER!! Tonight? Not so much!
Claire - March 19, 2010, 8:41 pm, #165818
Holy shit. There are actually so many comments that my browser freezes up when I try to see all of them.
MO - March 19, 2010, 8:44 pm, #165819
Clair? Dial up modems went out in the 80's! You need you some FIOS!! Or is that Net-Fliks?
MO - March 19, 2010, 8:44 pm, #165820
*Claire* Sorry...
DreMagnum - March 19, 2010, 8:45 pm, #165821
So is that Kung Fu guy not the biggest douche on the website, or is it just me
MO - March 19, 2010, 8:51 pm, #165822
He's no Derk, that's for sure! He (KFD) at least has potential...
ICEMAN - March 19, 2010, 8:53 pm, #165823
He's from England. Say no more.
Claire - March 19, 2010, 8:55 pm, #165824
Wait, there was internet in the 80's?! lol My computer just sucks. Dre, everyone's a douche bag to you :p I think he's just a bit er... naive?
MO - March 19, 2010, 8:56 pm, #165825
Oh damn!! I didn't even put the two together!! I dated a chick from over there and let me tell you, they smell funny! And I don't mean ha ha funny either....
MO - March 21, 2010, 12:44 pm, #166173
Hey Moooo! What is the name of that site you use for watching TV on you laptop? Could have used it the other day and was looking...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 21, 2010, 12:47 pm, #166175 
i don't use a site. I download shows at home and move them to my laptop. If you tried that they'd sue you.
MO - March 21, 2010, 12:49 pm, #166176
Frickin figures. I knew it'd be too good to be real. Meh.
spacedog - March 26, 2010, 3:55 pm, #167046
Hm. Punchline for 5 men rushing to the bathroom at an Indian pizza place: To see Apoo.
agdaniele - March 26, 2010, 3:56 pm, #167047
LOL!
TheTrashHeap - March 27, 2010, 6:50 am, #167347
4075 comments!
lesterinside - March 27, 2010, 6:57 am, #167348
@MO try justintv
agdaniele - March 30, 2010, 12:04 am, #167994
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and alleged girls... I give you..... BARTE!!!
Chompers - April 2, 2010, 7:41 pm, #169000
*Clap
TheTrashHeap - April 2, 2010, 7:46 pm, #169002
Sorry to hear that Chompers. Next time wrap it up!
CANADA - April 2, 2010, 7:49 pm, #169003
quick to learn that laughter is not the best medicine
TheTrashHeap - April 2, 2010, 7:54 pm, #169004
Pretty sure Penicillin is the best option.
MO - April 2, 2010, 9:08 pm, #169023
G'night hookers!
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 7:36 pm, #170645
The onlyguy gay enough to be hee on a Saturday night (besides me) is Phy? What a shocker!
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 7:43 pm, #170646
The only guy gay enough to be here... nevermind, I suck.
Chompers - April 11, 2010, 9:55 am, #170754
And all was quite in the world of motifake, as a lone clown stands next to a painting of a lake......
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 9:57 am, #170755
...
SiliconMage - April 11, 2010, 10:30 am, #170757
Imaging his latest victim slowly sinking to the bottom.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:33 am, #170759 
Clowns aren't scary or funny.....what is the point of you?
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 10:39 am, #170760
The make up market would crumble without his patronage!
rerun - April 11, 2010, 10:39 am, #170761
lookis like I missed a good time, again
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:42 am, #170762 
I'm just being a dick....I don't get the clown thing......makes me think of the Gacy Murders.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:43 am, #170763 
@ Rerun.....It does lookis like that Oy Vey!
Chompers - April 11, 2010, 10:48 am, #170764
Clowns are strange, creepy, and are allowed to be as wacky as they want. I think that's a good thing to me, the only downside: liver failure and rampant depression.
rerun - April 11, 2010, 10:51 am, #170765
well, aggy sure hit a home run yesterday. I got to witness a part of history
Chompers - April 11, 2010, 10:52 am, #170766
What Happened?
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 10:52 am, #170767
Clowns are fun at any party! Except a communist party. In Soviet Russia, joke cracks you!
rerun - April 11, 2010, 10:54 am, #170768
read the "iniation" thread. Bart, I cannot beleive you just did an "in Soviet...)
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 10:55 am, #170769
Like I said, joke cracks you. T-T
Chompers - April 11, 2010, 10:57 am, #170772
Oh, the most appropriate named member to ever join this site getting banned? That made me smile :)
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 11:00 am, #170774
BennyChick?
rerun - April 11, 2010, 11:02 am, #170775
nope. somebody new
Chompers - April 11, 2010, 11:02 am, #170776
Ubertimmy
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 6:37 pm, #171142
How's it going, gentlemen?
ICEMAN - April 13, 2010, 6:40 pm, #171144
Hey! Watch who you're callin' names.
TheTrashHeap - April 13, 2010, 6:44 pm, #171145
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Home sweet home. Evening Gents (and Aggy) hows life?
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 6:46 pm, #171146
Ahhhh... so, a mexican can't be a gentlemens?
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 6:47 pm, #171147
Sorry Ice... it wasn't directed at you, wait... TTH just hit me with it. Icehole!
ICEMAN - April 13, 2010, 6:49 pm, #171148
Heh, heh, heh!
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 6:51 pm, #171149
You've been lighting up the motifakes, Ice... what's up with that? Chicks? Graves?
TheTrashHeap - April 13, 2010, 6:52 pm, #171150
We should pick a new "pat's Place". I know I know... it sounds like sacrilege, but hear me out. We used up every possible comment and line that can be drawn from this pic. Also a WTFO poster is still too close to the "Most commented" position. Thoughts?
spacedog - April 13, 2010, 6:52 pm, #171151
Everything is good here Aggy. How are you doing?
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 6:53 pm, #171152
How's life without peanutbutter, TTH? I heard you kicked it.
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 6:54 pm, #171153
I guess I have my answer... TTH is talking crazy!!!
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 6:54 pm, #171154
Space! The guy who raised above the peanutbutter craving... to PBJ!
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 6:55 pm, #171155
TTH... we knocked that WTFO abortion to 6th place. You're saying we need more?
spacedog - April 13, 2010, 6:56 pm, #171156
And that ain't strawberry people...
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 6:56 pm, #171157
Bunch of slow-ass responders. Seriously dudes, get past dial-up. I can't drink every single night just to slow yo your levels.
ICEMAN - April 13, 2010, 6:57 pm, #171158
Just attempting to keep up, feeble as it is.
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 6:57 pm, #171159
I heard it's dingleberry!
ICEMAN - April 13, 2010, 6:58 pm, #171160
Hey, sometimes you gotta get up for a refill.
spacedog - April 13, 2010, 6:59 pm, #171161
Who you calling slow? I blame smell check.
spacedog - April 13, 2010, 6:59 pm, #171162
*spell
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 7:00 pm, #171164
See, Ice? That's why I have a small fridge near the computer. Can't be wasting precious time like that.
TheTrashHeap - April 13, 2010, 7:01 pm, #171165
Many More Aggy! Have you ever gone back in the pats place comments? you can't even go back to the beginning. Maybe a fresh space poster could re-start the old Crew mentality. (even w/o wtfOLD)
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 7:01 pm, #171166
Dogs are all about smell-check 24/7
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 7:02 pm, #171169
Ok, so we need to pick a new one, huh? I don't know what will match such brilliance, but still be a good poster to view.
ICEMAN - April 13, 2010, 7:03 pm, #171171
Well, I have a large fridge with two flavors of brewed goodness on tap. http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2009/09/gallery_kegerators/4/
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 7:06 pm, #171173
Ok, Ice... and I notice that it's on FRICKIN' WHEELS!.... roll it the hell over to your computer!
TheTrashHeap - April 13, 2010, 7:06 pm, #171174
I needs to have a lot going on in it. Details and oddities. Subtle background, vibrant foreground. Pats place was spontaneous, that may never happen again...... but as we all know "If you set the mood right, it's almost like the real thing."
ICEMAN - April 13, 2010, 7:06 pm, #171175
And this is how I got there... http://www.micromatic.com/forum/us-en/kegerators-kegerator-kits-home/3732-k-i-l-l-e-r-k-e-g-e-r-t-o-r.html
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 7:11 pm, #171178
I see how it goes now, Ice... slow with the responses unless it's all about you! LMAO!
ICEMAN - April 13, 2010, 7:12 pm, #171179
Jealousy gets you nowhere, Aggy.
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 7:12 pm, #171180
Dammit. Fine... I'll just start drinking then.
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 7:14 pm, #171182
Good... I don't want to go anywhere... I don't need a DUI.
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 7:51 pm, #171201
So, what do you think? Pick from the existing motifakes, or do we create one for this specific purpose?
TheTrashHeap - April 13, 2010, 7:58 pm, #171204
Existing for sure. You know why.
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 7:59 pm, #171205
Definitely correct, TTH.
Chompers - April 14, 2010, 6:51 pm, #171352
sounds good to me
agdaniele - April 14, 2010, 9:50 pm, #171373
So, Ice.... please tell me you're not looking in my basement... there is some utter crap there!
ICEMAN - April 14, 2010, 9:53 pm, #171374
Nope, it just came up on the random screen & caught my eye. I didn't even know it was you until I clicked on it.
agdaniele - April 14, 2010, 9:57 pm, #171375
LMAO! That burns! I told Mr Random to keep my bad posters from the Random report.... WTF?
agdaniele - April 14, 2010, 9:58 pm, #171376
As my early comment stated on that poster, it took me 3 tries before I could get up the courage to click "submit"
ICEMAN - April 14, 2010, 10:09 pm, #171386
And still................
agdaniele - April 14, 2010, 10:17 pm, #171390
LMAO! Efffffffff youuuuu!
ICEMAN - April 14, 2010, 10:20 pm, #171392
Well, coming from you, that would be a compliment.
agdaniele - April 14, 2010, 10:26 pm, #171395
And you'd be correct in assuming that.
TheTrashHeap - April 15, 2010, 6:13 pm, #171571
Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo How the fuck are all you Motifuckers doin tonight?
rerun - April 15, 2010, 6:15 pm, #171572
If things got any better you could clone me and dip both of us in butter
forseti - April 15, 2010, 6:20 pm, #171573
feelin' very well... have a good night everybody!!
agdaniele - April 15, 2010, 6:26 pm, #171575
I'm here... how bad can things be?
TheTrashHeap - April 15, 2010, 6:27 pm, #171576
Did somebody forget to pay the exterminator?
rerun - April 15, 2010, 6:28 pm, #171577
Sure, blame the Jewish guy when something doesn't get paid............yeah, I forgot to mail the check in
TheTrashHeap - April 15, 2010, 6:28 pm, #171578
Hey Aggy! How the resident Pasta Fazool?
spacedog - April 15, 2010, 6:29 pm, #171579
I'm swell. How you doin' Trash?
TheTrashHeap - April 15, 2010, 6:30 pm, #171580
Grrrrrrrrr bark bark!
TheTrashHeap - April 15, 2010, 6:31 pm, #171581
Sorry space Didn't recognize ya at first.
spacedog - April 15, 2010, 6:31 pm, #171582
So we're all good now that you've sniffed my butt?
TheTrashHeap - April 15, 2010, 6:33 pm, #171583
Easy Dog! I don't swing that way.
spacedog - April 15, 2010, 6:36 pm, #171584
HA! Just stick to the fire hydrants eh? Dang things are like chat rooms.
spacedog - April 15, 2010, 6:37 pm, #171585
Lots of piss! HA!
rerun - April 15, 2010, 6:41 pm, #171586
just go with the flow
agdaniele - April 15, 2010, 6:46 pm, #171588
Meh... work is rough, my girl's a pain in the ass... she's busting my balls, forced to eat veggies, and missed the Wings game last night... but you know me, I can't complain!
agdaniele - April 15, 2010, 6:46 pm, #171589
Smoothe peanutbutter for TTH only... don't bring that chunky stuff to the table, space!
spacedog - April 15, 2010, 6:57 pm, #171593
Creamy it is then! And Wings over the Coyotes in six.
rerun - April 15, 2010, 6:59 pm, #171594
no chunky? It was on sale
GreyScorpion - April 15, 2010, 7:04 pm, #171596
I'll take that bet space. Avatars for a week?
spacedog - April 15, 2010, 7:08 pm, #171597
Nah. Just speculating GS. Maybe I'll take you up on a bet later in the playoffs.
agdaniele - April 15, 2010, 7:14 pm, #171599
Missed the Bruins, too.... my other fave team.
agdaniele - April 15, 2010, 7:15 pm, #171602
LMAO rerun.... if you're getting peanutbutter for that reason, it's not like the dog's tastebuds are that discerning. Cats are finnicky... I mean, does it REALLY have to be organic half and half?
TheTrashHeap - April 15, 2010, 7:18 pm, #171603
Do any of you ever click on the Motifake logo on the comments page?
agdaniele - April 15, 2010, 7:28 pm, #171606
Gives you a random poster, doesn't it?
spacedog - April 15, 2010, 7:30 pm, #171607
That's kinda cool Trash. I didn't know it did that. It took me to an old Exxon/whale poster. 1L. Hee hee.
agdaniele - April 15, 2010, 7:34 pm, #171608
OT on the Montreal/Washington game... 2 teams in a tight battle for my interest... which is tied at zero.
TheTrashHeap - April 15, 2010, 8:24 pm, #171617
If you click on that Motifake logo and the move your cursor directly to the far left there is another motifake logo. By repeatedly clicking on that logo you can travel back and forth through time. Its amsom
spacedog - April 15, 2010, 8:34 pm, #171620
LMAO! I was trapped in tunnel-hell for about 12 posters until I bailed for Latest Comments.
TheTrashHeap - April 15, 2010, 8:35 pm, #171621
Motifake! Never ceases to amaze.
spacedog - April 15, 2010, 8:37 pm, #171623
I've got to sleep. Good night all.
agdaniele - April 15, 2010, 8:38 pm, #171624
Time Travel? Here? Let's see Deviant art beat that!!!
agdaniele - April 15, 2010, 8:39 pm, #171626
Take it easy, space... make sure you keep putting ointment on that thing... dog saliva is bad for it.
spacedog - April 16, 2010, 7:13 pm, #171729
Do mine eyes deceive? I spy thy name LogicDude! Ollie ollie oxen-free!
LogicDude - April 16, 2010, 7:32 pm, #171731
ALright - keep it down in here! You're scaring Patricia's monkey!
rerun - April 16, 2010, 7:32 pm, #171732
and that smirk on your face isn't scaring the monkey?
LogicDude - April 16, 2010, 7:33 pm, #171733
Finally got a chance to get on here...the Gubmint blocked the site so it's ahrder to get time to check in on youse guys.
LogicDude - April 16, 2010, 7:34 pm, #171735
Rerun? The avatar? Creepy no?
rerun - April 16, 2010, 7:35 pm, #171737
figured I need something the fits my being a crusty old fart....you like?
LogicDude - April 16, 2010, 7:35 pm, #171738
Sure...long as I don't have to sit across from you at dinnertime.
LogicDude - April 16, 2010, 7:36 pm, #171739
Reminds me of my Grammy Dude.
LogicDude - April 16, 2010, 7:36 pm, #171740
She had the nicest beard...
rerun - April 16, 2010, 7:37 pm, #171741
gee, you say the nicest things.
rerun - April 16, 2010, 7:37 pm, #171742
dinner is at 7:00
LogicDude - April 16, 2010, 7:39 pm, #171743
It's not the hair in my soup that bothers me...it's that my soup seems to be growing hair.
spacedog - April 16, 2010, 7:40 pm, #171744
Who's bringing the possum stew? I'm bringin' biscuits.
LogicDude - April 16, 2010, 7:41 pm, #171745
I know! We can stay up late telling manly stories - and in the morning? I'm making waffles!
rerun - April 16, 2010, 7:42 pm, #171747
waffles? waffles is my dog....what you gonna do to mr. waffles?
LogicDude - April 16, 2010, 7:43 pm, #171748
Dangerous game yer playin' Rerun...kids hear you calling that dog and they could ALL be in danger of being eaten!
LogicDude - April 16, 2010, 7:43 pm, #171749
Ummm...all DOGS, that is...
rerun - April 16, 2010, 7:45 pm, #171750
danger was mr. waffles middle name, the SPCA made me get him neutered
LogicDude - April 16, 2010, 7:49 pm, #171751
That name works: "My name is Danger....Danger Waffles...and it's the last name you'll ever hear!" (commences leg humping)
spacedog - April 16, 2010, 7:49 pm, #171752
Poor Waffles. Spending the rest of his days without butter and syrup.
rerun - April 16, 2010, 7:51 pm, #171753
It's better this way, you should have seen the bichz he was bringing home.
LogicDude - April 16, 2010, 7:52 pm, #171754
That's all well and good until one gives him worms...then he's drag-racing across the carpets and your bedsheets.
rerun - April 16, 2010, 7:54 pm, #171755
I was wondering about those odd stripes in the carpet.
LogicDude - April 16, 2010, 7:57 pm, #171756
Wait - you didn't think it was just that your feet smelled that bad...did you?
spacedog - April 16, 2010, 7:58 pm, #171757
I hear the pills to cure that taste awful. Not that I'd know anything about that.
rerun - April 16, 2010, 7:59 pm, #171759
aren't you going as Dr. space now?
LogicDude - April 16, 2010, 8:00 pm, #171760
Well guys...I gotta go. I have some medicine to take and I gotta wash my feet. Hope to get back on more often!
rerun - April 16, 2010, 8:00 pm, #171761
we will miss you, watch out for that tree.
spacedog - April 16, 2010, 8:01 pm, #171763
Take care LD.
ICEMAN - April 16, 2010, 9:31 pm, #171776
Where's everyone hidin' tonight? Time to celebrate.
ICEMAN - April 16, 2010, 9:32 pm, #171777
Where's everyone hidin' tonight? Time to celebrate.
ICEMAN - April 16, 2010, 9:32 pm, #171778
Damn that IP lag.
ICEMAN - April 16, 2010, 10:37 pm, #171781
Hey! Where are all the Mods? I thought we added new mods so things wouldn't back up on the approval queue. Never mind me, I've been celebrating this evening.
Anything - April 16, 2010, 10:41 pm, #171782
...someone needs to clean the queue.
ICEMAN - April 16, 2010, 10:58 pm, #171784
Ok. I'm sufficiently depressed. I'm going to crater now. See ya kids.
agdaniele - April 16, 2010, 11:33 pm, #171795
Did someone demand something from the mods? Here?
ICEMAN - April 16, 2010, 11:39 pm, #171796
No worries Aggy. Just trying to get the conversation going.
agdaniele - April 16, 2010, 11:47 pm, #171798
No, no.... in reference to the queue msg.
agdaniele - April 16, 2010, 11:47 pm, #171799
So, we're the only dudes online on a Friday night. Man, I'm proud.
DreMagnum - April 16, 2010, 11:48 pm, #171800
im on, but i dont care
ICEMAN - April 16, 2010, 11:49 pm, #171801
It would seem so.
ICEMAN - April 16, 2010, 11:52 pm, #171802
@ dre. Yeahbut...... You're nothing but a prairie dog posing as a beaver. Heh, heh.
agdaniele - April 16, 2010, 11:53 pm, #171803
Better not be posing as a beaver! We ban those!
agdaniele - April 16, 2010, 11:54 pm, #171804
Ok, well.... SOME of us brool over them, hit on them, then they get banned.... but you get the point.
DreMagnum - April 16, 2010, 11:55 pm, #171805
yeah, im getting kind of tired of motifake. My retirement might be coming soon
agdaniele - April 17, 2010, 12:00 am, #171806
It's boring you?
agdaniele - April 17, 2010, 12:09 am, #171807
Holy crap, this is slow. I agree with TTH.... the old Pat's place is sorely missed. Used to be a blast.
ICEMAN - April 17, 2010, 12:13 am, #171808
Are we boring you?
agdaniele - April 17, 2010, 12:17 am, #171809
You haven't made a poster since February.... gotta jump on the assignment bandwagon!!!!! Look at Ice... he's here, and pumping out motifakes... and he doesn't care if they're bad or not.
DreMagnum - April 17, 2010, 12:20 am, #171810
I refuse to make anything not of quality anymore. plus im just kind of stressed with shit, and have no motivation whatsoever. I dont know, we'll see how it goes.
agdaniele - April 17, 2010, 12:21 am, #171811
Even I am creating posters in iambic pentameter... good, bad, bad, good, bad.
agdaniele - April 17, 2010, 12:22 am, #171812
Everyone pads their basement here... it's the only way to work through low points... like sleeping with ugly chicks.
ICEMAN - April 17, 2010, 12:24 am, #171813
Say huhhhh? And where is it written that we march in line with the great & almighty calender? What do you call[url=http://www.motifake.com/youll-never-find-anyone-like-me-again-breaking-up-demotivational-poster-97902.html][img]http://www.motifake.com/im
ICEMAN - April 17, 2010, 12:25 am, #171814
SHIT. Too much.
ICEMAN - April 17, 2010, 12:27 am, #171815
Pardon the hell outa me. IB inebriated.
agdaniele - April 17, 2010, 12:29 am, #171816
LMFAO!!!! Did you just try to link/post a picture in a comment? Muchas gracias, alcohol!
ICEMAN - April 17, 2010, 12:34 am, #171817
Yeah well, oh well.
DreMagnum - April 17, 2010, 12:37 am, #171818
I think i know where you were going with that
ICEMAN - April 17, 2010, 12:38 am, #171819
OBTW Aggy, I think I have learned my lesson as far as voting while inebriated.
agdaniele - April 17, 2010, 12:46 am, #171820
Why? You figured out that you hate me more when inebriated? What did you learn otherwise?
ICEMAN - April 17, 2010, 12:51 am, #171821
Nah.I'm an equal opportunity hater, much like TTH. ;) I have just come to realize that I don't always make real gooder decisions when I'm feeling no pain.
ICEMAN - April 17, 2010, 12:53 am, #171822
Go figure.
agdaniele - April 17, 2010, 12:56 am, #171823
I don't follow.... what decisions? 1Ling chickfakes? 5Ling politifakes?
Bartimaeus - April 17, 2010, 2:16 am, #171827
I think you got that one backwards. Chicks are way better than politicians. Why don't women run for anything?
agdaniele - April 17, 2010, 5:42 am, #171829
Because it's hard to run in a kitchen. Really, there's no room.
thatonechick - April 17, 2010, 5:43 am, #171830
Kitchen? Isn't that the place my Hamburger Helper comes out of?
agdaniele - April 17, 2010, 5:48 am, #171831
Ahem.... er, ummmm.... ho there, TOC! How's things? Didn't see you there... can I make you something to eat? A grilled cheese maybe? Gosh, you look great this morning. Maybe an omelet?
thatonechick - April 17, 2010, 5:49 am, #171832
"Ho there, TOC"!?!?!?! I told you, we're keeping my street waking self on the DL here, Aggy...
thatonechick - April 17, 2010, 5:49 am, #171833
or, street walking*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2010, 5:51 am, #171834 
As long as Rerun gets his cut ...he doesn't care what you call it.
rerun - April 17, 2010, 5:58 am, #171835
I have experienced street waking......at least I made it to the sidewalk
agdaniele - April 17, 2010, 6:12 am, #171840
Street walking? Wasn't it more like 40 years in a desert?
rerun - April 17, 2010, 6:13 am, #171841
that was the 40 year binge, the waking part is I woke up on the sidewalk.
agdaniele - April 17, 2010, 6:14 am, #171842
After drinking a 40? Ahhhhhh.... now I see it.
rerun - April 17, 2010, 6:16 am, #171843
It's too early or too late for this conversation. I just got up but I didn't go to sleep that long ago....everything is kinda fuzzy
agdaniele - April 17, 2010, 6:16 am, #171844
Ok... hate to bail, but We've gotta get to the strip to walk... we're late, and I've got a young cuban lesbian threatening me with sex. That one's for all the anime fans and gamers online here). Sucks to be me!
rerun - April 17, 2010, 6:18 am, #171845
have a good one.
agdaniele - April 17, 2010, 6:22 am, #171846
Still here... got bit... heading out. Catcha later, rerun... hopefully you're still around. Circa de motifake, I think it's translated to... the venom is taking hold quickly.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2010, 6:33 am, #171847 
you guys are old......What was Jesus like?
rerun - April 17, 2010, 7:02 am, #171852
Jesus was like, I will take two, then he had a royal flush and took all our coins
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2010, 7:08 am, #171854 
Even your 40 pieces of silver?.......That sucks Juda.....Er, Rerun.
DreMagnum - April 17, 2010, 8:05 pm, #171933
Anybody else watching this Mets vs Cardinals game?
GreyScorpion - April 18, 2010, 8:22 pm, #172061
g'night mooo+ gotta go check somebodies homework
agdaniele - April 18, 2010, 8:23 pm, #172062
GS is letting that 11 year old asian girl in his closet do homework now?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2010, 8:25 pm, #172063 
I'm sure "homework" means "housework"
GreyScorpion - April 19, 2010, 6:32 am, #172125
trying to improve her engresh, I've got the cleanest cusinart on the block, but the furnace filters still haven't been changed
spacedog - April 19, 2010, 9:16 pm, #172408
Good night guys.
agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 9:20 pm, #172409
Later, space... take it easy.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 2:20 am, #173418
Ok, my friend.... I am taking two hours of sleep before getting my ass kicked Fidel Castro style. I hope you have a better morning than I will... albeit pussyless for you.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 2:21 am, #173420 
Night man....don't let the cock-a-roaches bite!
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 2:21 am, #173421
You complete me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 2:33 am, #173422 
And Mooooooooo wins the alcoholism challenge!!!!.....I'd like to thank Jesus and that hooker named Steve........
agdaniele - May 3, 2010, 12:04 am, #174480
How's it going, Random?
MrRandom - May 3, 2010, 12:29 am, #174481
Definitely missed that.
DreMagnum - May 6, 2010, 5:38 pm, #174924
Sup guys, gonna say that this might be my last night on Motifake if not for ever, make it a good one
DreMagnum - May 6, 2010, 5:38 pm, #174925
.....on motifake for a while if not forever* good way to leave, making spelling errors and grammar errors
GreyScorpion - May 6, 2010, 5:43 pm, #174926
hey dre, why the statement?
motifake - May 6, 2010, 6:02 pm, #174927 
A greybeard leaving?!?!?! The DOW will plunge 2230 points when word gets out!
agdaniele - May 6, 2010, 6:11 pm, #174930
What's wrong, Dre? Going all anti-technology on us?
DreMagnum - May 6, 2010, 6:25 pm, #174931
Eh its summer, im going home where i dont spend a lot of time online. Ill probably stop by next fall and such, but not nearly as much as i use too
agdaniele - May 6, 2010, 6:26 pm, #174932
I feel ya.
ICEMAN - May 6, 2010, 8:33 pm, #174956
We'll miss your prairie rat avatar Dre.
agdaniele - May 6, 2010, 8:34 pm, #174958
Another week of bad motifakes.
DreMagnum - May 6, 2010, 8:35 pm, #174960
Isnt that every week?
MrRandom - May 6, 2010, 8:38 pm, #174961
This week was extra special! For reasons I do not know...
agdaniele - May 6, 2010, 8:39 pm, #174962
Bashing on the way out, Dre?
DreMagnum - May 6, 2010, 8:41 pm, #174963
Pretty sure im going to go 1bomb every poster i havent voted on tonight.
agdaniele - May 6, 2010, 8:42 pm, #174964
Don't say that.
ICEMAN - May 6, 2010, 8:43 pm, #174965
That's the spirit.
agdaniele - May 6, 2010, 8:44 pm, #174966
Ice I will one-week skull-fuck you if you promote that sort of crap on the crew poster.
ICEMAN - May 6, 2010, 8:45 pm, #174968
I see you have a firm grasp of the concept of 'sarcasm'.
agdaniele - May 6, 2010, 8:46 pm, #174969
The tip is blue.... what's your point?
DreMagnum - May 6, 2010, 8:47 pm, #174970
Oh, didnt mean to cause a reaction. Just kidding
agdaniele - May 6, 2010, 8:49 pm, #174971
Don't worry... Iceman is crew... he don't do wrong... he can take it.
ICEMAN - May 6, 2010, 8:55 pm, #174972
Awww, I'm embarrassed now. (sniff)
agdaniele - May 6, 2010, 8:59 pm, #174974
We're fine... if you stop clinching.
ICEMAN - May 8, 2010, 12:07 am, #175091
Bueller, Bueller.
spacedog - May 10, 2010, 8:58 pm, #175525
How is everyone/anyone this evening?
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 12:14 am, #178402
(In respect of MWLF showing up tonight) BTW Ice, thanks for hanging... you're solid crew, my friend.
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 12:22 am, #178404
No worries. I'm right there with you. You sonofabeotch corksocking bastiche. ;)
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 12:23 am, #178405
I come to this summa bitchin country...
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 12:25 am, #178408
Thank you Mr. Maroni.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 12:29 am, #178410
HA!!!! You da MAN! Once..... Once.
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 12:44 am, #178414
Time to turn in. All out of adult beverages. Take it easy Aggy.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 12:45 am, #178416
Ciao, Ice. Take care.
CANADA - May 30, 2010, 2:20 am, #178417
C'mon! its only 4:21 am, that used to be an early night for pats place
lesterinside - May 30, 2010, 8:31 am, #178431
Hello everyone. always take care!
agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 11:18 pm, #186458
MO, I've gotta get to sleep... 4 hours from now, I'll be digging trenches for about 7 hours... right into the 110F heat. I figure I could use a little rest beforehand. Had to hit you up on this chat before heading out... for old time's sake.
MO - July 25, 2010, 11:20 pm, #186459
Sleep well for you need to dig a few....!! Count cows! that'll help...
agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 11:22 pm, #186461
LMAO!!!!! I'd wake up intoxicated! Take it easy, my friend... and it's really great seeing you here... makes me feel all warm inside... like a tortilla.
agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 11:26 pm, #186465
Take care, and take it easy... we need you back here, happy and in good health. Ciao!
MO - July 25, 2010, 11:26 pm, #186466
Moooo has you all twisted. Get back to your roots!! You should feel all warm inside like a cannoli....can-O-LI!!! You're Greek and don't you forget it!!!!
agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 11:31 pm, #186467
LOL! Are you flirting with me?
MO - July 25, 2010, 11:43 pm, #186468
Possibly....but don't forget! I'll always be a ... one ho MO!!!! Good night!!! I'll be here all week!!! I think.....
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 8:24 pm, #186548
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.... moderatin' time is here.
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 9:30 pm, #186581
How's it going, Ice? Looks like class is in session, huh?
ICEMAN - July 26, 2010, 9:35 pm, #186584
Doin' alright. Survived another day in the heat. And true enough, it may be time for 'swats'.
ICEMAN - July 26, 2010, 10:46 pm, #186616
Well anyway, its been a long day. I'm outa' here. Great talking with you tonight Aggy, as always. Vaya con huevos, mi amigo. ;)
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 10:49 pm, #186617
Senor del fuego, Ice.
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 10:50 pm, #186618
Reality.... have a good night, dude!
Kung-Fu Devil - July 27, 2010, 7:19 am, #186636
Wow, in 13 days it will have been exactly a year since this motifake got it's first comment, and it's still going strong.
agdaniele - July 28, 2010, 8:30 pm, #186852
It's that way for a reson. When the bell rings, go to Motifake History 101.
agdaniele - July 28, 2010, 8:30 pm, #186853
Wassaaap spacedawg, good to see you still come to da hood, yo!
spacedog - July 28, 2010, 8:36 pm, #186854
HA! Word! Do they still say word? Whatever. WORD!
spacedog - July 28, 2010, 8:38 pm, #186855
I'm good Aggy. How you doin?
agdaniele - July 28, 2010, 9:08 pm, #186860
I'm doing ok.... just trying to get a few posters submission-worthy... I hate when mine get rejected.
spacedog - July 28, 2010, 9:13 pm, #186864
Yeah, that must really suck rejecting yourself.
agdaniele - July 28, 2010, 9:16 pm, #186865
Hell, I do it all the time at the pub... beat the women to the punch!
spacedog - July 28, 2010, 9:24 pm, #186867
Choosy bastard. You need to lower your standards.
agdaniele - July 28, 2010, 9:27 pm, #186868
THEY need to lower their standards!
spacedog - July 28, 2010, 9:32 pm, #186871
HA! I meant you rejecting yourself. If THEY don't like it who needs them.
spacedog - July 28, 2010, 9:33 pm, #186872
There's more Latinas in the sea. Right?
agdaniele - July 28, 2010, 9:50 pm, #186876
That's a good question.... it sure smells like there are!
spacedog - July 28, 2010, 10:03 pm, #186878
I've got to get to sleep or start drinking coffee. Have a good night Aggy and everyone.
agdaniele - July 28, 2010, 10:08 pm, #186880
Although I'm a bit disappointed, I respect your right to express your anti-coffeeist agenda. Nite, dude.
spacedog - August 1, 2010, 2:57 pm, #187391
Back later dudes. Must get cheeseburger.
agdaniele - August 1, 2010, 10:11 pm, #187420
Seriously, Cubby said it... today has been a great effort and good time all around because of the contributions! We need to organize at least one day per month that everyone does this.
Cubbybear - August 1, 2010, 10:23 pm, #187421
It was the quality not only quantify.
spacedog - August 1, 2010, 10:28 pm, #187422
Agreed. Good work all round.
pzykosiz - August 1, 2010, 10:29 pm, #187423
I can away today knowing I did my part
agdaniele - August 1, 2010, 10:29 pm, #187424
Until that last comment, pzy... LOL!
pzykosiz - August 1, 2010, 10:33 pm, #187425
dammit
agdaniele - August 1, 2010, 10:36 pm, #187426
Pzy... you've been putting out pure gold... it's more than just today, but I think I speak for everyone in thanking you for upholding the quality today.
pzykosiz - August 1, 2010, 10:40 pm, #187429
thanks man. you too.
agdaniele - August 1, 2010, 10:41 pm, #187430
LOL... thanks... I'm turning out some dogs the last couple days... glad I'm the one approving them.
pzykosiz - August 1, 2010, 10:45 pm, #187432
that always makes things easier.
agdaniele - August 1, 2010, 10:51 pm, #187433
Immesurably. Also means that if I missed a spelling error when making it, I've screwed myself by approving it. The only down-side.
pzykosiz - August 1, 2010, 10:56 pm, #187434
even with great power there are limits
spacedog - August 1, 2010, 10:59 pm, #187436
G'night guys. Take it easy.
agdaniele - August 1, 2010, 10:59 pm, #187437
LOL! Power? Sheesh... I have the power to hold down my lunch while going through the approval queue on saturday nights!
agdaniele - August 1, 2010, 11:00 pm, #187438
Awwwww.... past Space's bed time? Ok, ok... well, I'm a bit tired, too. But still...
pzykosiz - August 1, 2010, 11:02 pm, #187439
night guys.
agdaniele - August 1, 2010, 11:03 pm, #187440
Have a good one, pzy. Thanks again... great having you here.
pzykosiz - August 1, 2010, 11:06 pm, #187441
no problem.
Chompers - August 2, 2010, 1:26 pm, #187488
hey everybody
Faceplant31 - August 2, 2010, 1:30 pm, #187490 
Wat it do chomp
spacedog - August 2, 2010, 9:40 pm, #187550
Good night everybody. *cough*
ICEMAN - August 2, 2010, 10:49 pm, #187551
Leaving so soon, Space?
Chompers - August 3, 2010, 8:11 pm, #187628
Anyone here?
ICEMAN - August 3, 2010, 8:22 pm, #187630
Where?
pzykosiz - August 3, 2010, 8:44 pm, #187631
No, no ones home
Chompers - August 3, 2010, 10:15 pm, #187638
aw.... :(
agdaniele - August 3, 2010, 10:16 pm, #187639
Aw?
ICEMAN - August 3, 2010, 10:21 pm, #187641
What part of 'aw' don't you understand? Whats up Aggy?
agdaniele - August 3, 2010, 10:33 pm, #187648
Gotta ask when it's an old guy like chompers.... aw could be sympathy, but could be a stroke.
agdaniele - August 3, 2010, 10:33 pm, #187649
especially with the face he added to it.
agdaniele - August 3, 2010, 10:34 pm, #187650
How goes it, Ice?
ICEMAN - August 3, 2010, 10:38 pm, #187654
Lovin' life & recovering from a mild case of heat exhaustion.
agdaniele - August 3, 2010, 10:39 pm, #187656
Got a mid-day call from my girl about motifake troubles, and had to shoot a threat out... I don't know if that's good or bad.
agdaniele - August 3, 2010, 10:40 pm, #187658
No heat stroke... just the psychological exhaustion of remaining in a ridiculously rough, but lame-brain job.
ICEMAN - August 3, 2010, 10:41 pm, #187661
I hear ya'. Sometimes you wonder why?
agdaniele - August 3, 2010, 10:48 pm, #187667
Went from working at Mandalay Bay to electrical. Idiot.
ICEMAN - August 3, 2010, 10:53 pm, #187671
I'm going to do my impression of Spacedog & cut out early. Take it easy Aggy. Try to stay out of that sun.
agdaniele - August 3, 2010, 10:56 pm, #187672
Have a good one Ice... cheers!
Chompers - August 4, 2010, 9:14 am, #187689
Aggy, I'm only 18. I'm still a youngin.
ICEMAN - August 5, 2010, 7:46 pm, #187843
Yo Aggy! How's that Louis Prima collection coming???
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 8:00 pm, #187844
I'm converting them from LP to 8-track.... gotta keep up with the times!
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 8:00 pm, #187845
How ya been, Ice?
ICEMAN - August 5, 2010, 8:05 pm, #187846
Heh, heh. You are so out of date. Cassettes dude, cassettes.
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 8:08 pm, #187847
Damn! These new fandangled contraptions! What's next? Sliced bread?
ICEMAN - August 5, 2010, 8:09 pm, #187848
Sliced what?
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 8:11 pm, #187850
Touche'
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 8:13 pm, #187853
Holy crap! TTH! Great to see you here! Just passing through?
ICEMAN - August 5, 2010, 8:14 pm, #187855
Mrs. Heap let up on the leash, methinks.
TheTrashHeap - August 5, 2010, 8:15 pm, #187857
Unfortunately yes. How are you lazy shiftless bastards doing? Cause this one's sleepy and more than a little "medicated"?
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 8:20 pm, #187861
I've been busting my ass in the heat every day... I'm gonna be as lazy as I can now!
ICEMAN - August 5, 2010, 8:21 pm, #187862
Can't speak for our resident mexican but I'm feeling no pain given that I just blew a 1/6 keg of a nice porter.
TheTrashHeap - August 5, 2010, 8:23 pm, #187863
Aggie I hear ya! I work in the sun all day in a beautiful cloud of sawdust. Ice I'm glad to hear it even if I have no Idea what you just said.
TheTrashHeap - August 5, 2010, 8:24 pm, #187865
I suspect it means you're pissed though. All is well in the world.
Cubbybear - August 5, 2010, 8:26 pm, #187866
Try working in a hot kitchen for eight hours. If it wasn't for the fact that it's at a High School full of teenage girls ,I'd go crazy. Yes school is back in session in paradise
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 8:28 pm, #187867
Sawdust? You're the lucky one!
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 8:29 pm, #187868
Ice... I've been sober all week... can't drink and then do 10 hour days in 100+ weather. Doesn't mix well.
ICEMAN - August 5, 2010, 8:30 pm, #187869
That would be a 1/6 keg of Deschutes Brewing's Black Butte Porter. I have my own kegerator, you understand. I'm still working on a 1/2 keg or Four Peaks Brewing's Hop Knot IPA. ;)
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 8:30 pm, #187870
It's got to be a horrible workplace, Cubby... perhaps it won't last much longer if you continue making those erotic cakes. (using chocolate frosting just makes them worse)
ICEMAN - August 5, 2010, 8:31 pm, #187871
@ Aggy, ROOK!!!
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 8:31 pm, #187872
Well, it's hard to feel your pain, Ice... if that is indeed what you're conveying.
TheTrashHeap - August 5, 2010, 8:32 pm, #187873
Yeah I know, you have to work in....VEGAS! I'll take sawdust over used condoms and empty dime bags any day. Cubby You rule buddy...But if I had a daughter i would not want you in her cafeteria! XD
ICEMAN - August 5, 2010, 8:33 pm, #187874
And then Cubby gives so much insight to the Motifake community.
TheTrashHeap - August 5, 2010, 8:34 pm, #187875
Damn. Boss says it's bedtime. See you all later.
ICEMAN - August 5, 2010, 8:36 pm, #187876
Take care Heap. Knock some bark off a tree for me. (damn, that almost sounds ghey)
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 8:37 pm, #187878
Take it easy, TTH. Thanks for the time.
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 8:38 pm, #187879
I'd let my goddaughters in the cafeteria... but it damn well better result in some more great motifakes!
ICEMAN - August 5, 2010, 8:45 pm, #187884
They would probably be carrying around a broom & a mop bucket, right?
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 8:54 pm, #187885
Yes, but not for the reasons you might think.
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 8:54 pm, #187886
They're a bit brain damaged, and think they're the wonder twins.
ICEMAN - August 5, 2010, 8:58 pm, #187887
Any more brain damaged that your average kid these days?
ICEMAN - August 5, 2010, 8:58 pm, #187888
*than*
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 9:05 pm, #187889
Ok, well... they did agree to work the cafeteria with cubby.
ICEMAN - August 5, 2010, 9:08 pm, #187890
As long as they don't have to eat Cubby's special meatloaf for lunch they should be ok.
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 9:12 pm, #187891
I'm more worried about his kitchen noob "wash the inside of the chef's apron" policy.
ICEMAN - August 5, 2010, 9:19 pm, #187892
What makes you think he's wearing an apron behind that counter?
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 9:28 pm, #187893
I dressed him this morni.... oh, right. I dunno.
spacedog - August 5, 2010, 9:29 pm, #187894
Heh, evening gents.
Cubbybear - August 5, 2010, 9:30 pm, #187895
I'm back...I had to cook supper for the family
spacedog - August 5, 2010, 9:31 pm, #187896
Cubby's a chef! That's why the foodfakes he does look so good.
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 9:31 pm, #187897
Good evening, Space! How's things?
Cubbybear - August 5, 2010, 9:32 pm, #187898
I'm management in my cafe. I make sure the kids are happy
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 9:32 pm, #187899
LOL Cubby.... bacon ain't gonna cook itself!
Cubbybear - August 5, 2010, 9:33 pm, #187900
We had chili macaroni
spacedog - August 5, 2010, 9:33 pm, #187901
I'm good. I couldn't believe the volume of posters today. Tons of 'em.
spacedog - August 5, 2010, 9:38 pm, #187902
My kids are happy with deep fried chicken fingers and fries, or kraft dinner. Not adventurous at all. Chili has stuff in it. XP
Cubbybear - August 5, 2010, 9:45 pm, #187903
I have a degree in cooking so my family expects quality. I just want KFC
ICEMAN - August 5, 2010, 9:47 pm, #187904
Before Space can do it, I'm outa here! Take it easy Aggy, Space & Cubby. Enjoy.
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 9:51 pm, #187905
BLAH!!! Later, Ice! I was just making a few posters.
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 9:52 pm, #187906
Well, Cubby... just be glad your degree isn't in OB-GYN
spacedog - August 5, 2010, 9:52 pm, #187907
Have a good one Ice. And Cubby cooks with a degree! Fahrenheit of Celsius?
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 9:52 pm, #187908
LOL space!!! Nobody should downplay the intricate beauty of a grilled cheese sandwich!
Cubbybear - August 5, 2010, 9:53 pm, #187909
If I was an OB/GYN I'll still eat my work...LOL!
spacedog - August 5, 2010, 9:55 pm, #187910
What am I thinking? The man lives in Hawaii, islands of the fire god, and probably uses geothermal energy for his BBQ.
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 9:57 pm, #187911
LMAO!!!!
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 9:58 pm, #187912
Funny, space... Clearly you took too much from Joe Versus the Volcano.
Cubbybear - August 5, 2010, 10:00 pm, #187913
I actually live 30 miles from the volcano. They have been cases where tourists fell in and cooked to death
spacedog - August 5, 2010, 10:00 pm, #187914
Brain cloud...tragic.
spacedog - August 5, 2010, 10:03 pm, #187915
HA! Cooked tourist...what did they taste like?
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 10:06 pm, #187916
My lawer advises me to never describe anything like that... again.
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 10:06 pm, #187917
*lawyer. I suck!
Chompers - August 5, 2010, 10:08 pm, #187918
hi guys
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 10:09 pm, #187919
IT's da choppa! What's up, dude?
spacedog - August 5, 2010, 10:09 pm, #187920
Heya chomp.
spacedog - August 5, 2010, 10:10 pm, #187921
I'm guessing his alcohol content is up. Does 19 make you legal to drink where you are Chomp?
Chompers - August 5, 2010, 10:12 pm, #187922
unfortunately, no. I'm just bored and can't sleep.
spacedog - August 5, 2010, 10:18 pm, #187926
Bored? Didn't get the game you wanted for a gift? Let me guess...gift cards...right?
Chompers - August 5, 2010, 10:20 pm, #187927
I didn't get a damn thing, most of my friends and relatives don't know my new address, and I plan to keep it that way.
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 10:21 pm, #187929
Bored... and nobody knows where you are (by design). Seeing this?
Chompers - August 5, 2010, 10:24 pm, #187931
It happens, especially when you're the black sheep in the family
spacedog - August 5, 2010, 10:25 pm, #187932
Strange thing eh? Almost destined.
spacedog - August 5, 2010, 10:27 pm, #187933
The situation, not you Chomps. The family I can get, but why the friends?
Chompers - August 5, 2010, 10:29 pm, #187934
I'll tell my friends eventually, but for now, only a few people no my address.
Chompers - August 5, 2010, 10:31 pm, #187935
It's late, I'm gonna go to sleep, night everyone.
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 10:33 pm, #187936
Thanks for dropping in, Chomp!
spacedog - August 5, 2010, 10:34 pm, #187937
Well take it easy dudes. I'm done in. I'll dream, if I were a Mod... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 10:46 pm, #187942
You never want to dream of that... it's just not restful. Night, space!
pzykosiz - August 5, 2010, 10:48 pm, #187944
yeah. i probably wouldn't do it. it's bad enough going through the incubator at the moment
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 10:57 pm, #187946
LOL! The incubator? You ain't seen nuthin!
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 10:57 pm, #187947
How's the late night going, pzy?
pzykosiz - August 5, 2010, 10:59 pm, #187948
it's 4pm over here. i'm sitting around at uni
pzykosiz - August 5, 2010, 11:00 pm, #187949
i've tried helping to clear it but it's not really going anywhere
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 11:02 pm, #187950
Ahhhh... well, the incubator is definitely jammed up. Funny... I never visit it. Vote on everything in sequence, so there's nothing I miss.
pzykosiz - August 5, 2010, 11:07 pm, #187951
yeah. i end up getting through all the 9's and go through the 8's, then get stuck waiting for them to move along.
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 11:08 pm, #187952
So many new submissions... it's hard to keep one recent enough to get 10 votes quickly.
pzykosiz - August 5, 2010, 11:15 pm, #187953
at least a lot of the new ones move through pretty quick. the old ones are kinda stuck.
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 11:16 pm, #187954
That's the trick.... to be on the site enough to learn what times of day are best to submit. It's an art form, for sure.
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 11:18 pm, #187955
This late-night release (Pacific Time Zone) isn't the brightest at all. But, I work all day, and don't get a chance until the evening.
pzykosiz - August 5, 2010, 11:27 pm, #187956
what type of work are you doing?
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 11:33 pm, #187957
I'm an electrician... and lately, we've been doing a lot of underground... which means plenty of digging... and I don't know if you got the memo, but Vegas is hot!
pzykosiz - August 5, 2010, 11:39 pm, #187958
never been there, but I know it's in the middle of a desert. i thank god i'm living in melbourne, and not darwin
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 11:40 pm, #187959
I've definitely gotta get back to hotel-casino stuff.
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 11:40 pm, #187960
This outdoors work is killing me.
pzykosiz - August 5, 2010, 11:46 pm, #187962
sounds like a good idea. well i probably should get beck to work. nice chatting to you
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 11:48 pm, #187963
A pleasure, pzy - catcha later.
TheTrashHeap - August 6, 2010, 5:50 am, #187968
Just a heads up to those who enjoyed the guess who game, we start round 2 on monday. Posters must be submitted by then.
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 9:18 pm, #188507
Monday?!?!? Wait.... today?
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 9:18 pm, #188508
I request a stay of execution... on the grounds of sobriety, short attention span, and overall greasy-wop-tortilla hucking wetbackness!
TheTrashHeap - August 9, 2010, 9:22 pm, #188511
I still have too few submissions for the guess who game round 2. Let's try for friday folks. I'm gonna send out PM's.
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 9:24 pm, #188512
Thank you... I can work with that. I'm clearly starting to lose quality in my general motifakes.
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 9:30 pm, #188515
TTH, how's the healing coming... nothing to re-injure it yet?
TheTrashHeap - August 9, 2010, 9:36 pm, #188516
Hand is good, back is fucked. Thanks to sleeping on the ground this weekend. Couple days and I'll be good as new.
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 9:37 pm, #188517
Uh-oh... on the ground?
TheTrashHeap - August 9, 2010, 9:40 pm, #188518
Camping Aggy, just Camping.
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 9:41 pm, #188519
LOL! Ok.... very glad to hear that you hurt for the right reasons.
TheTrashHeap - August 9, 2010, 9:42 pm, #188520
If the right reasons are being too cheap and stubborn to buy the air mattress that Trashette suggested then...yeah.
TheTrashHeap - August 9, 2010, 9:47 pm, #188521
32.8 Celsius today. Woof.
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 9:49 pm, #188522
Not bad! That's a reaspectable heat for the great white north!
TheTrashHeap - August 9, 2010, 9:52 pm, #188524
100% humidity. Hottest day in 3 years.
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 9:59 pm, #188525
Ok, that's utter crap. I don't envy that at all. I'll stick to our 7% humidity.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 10:11 pm, #188526 
Everything is wet....and not in a good way.
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 10:19 pm, #188527
There's a difference?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 10:26 pm, #188528 
Yes Aggy, there is. The whole province feels like the back room at the donkey show (I'm sure that analogy will help)
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 10:29 pm, #188529
M-m-m-m-momma?
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 10:30 pm, #188530
But, nothing makes life better than uncontrollable sweat. That's why I never visit my cousins in the summer... NY sucks in the summer!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 10:30 pm, #188531 
There's nothing to see here son....just avert your eyes.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 10:33 pm, #188532 
NY? is that near Nogales?
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 10:34 pm, #188533
Like it or not, I'm still plan to visit in early 2011.
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 10:35 pm, #188534
Or, I'm still planning. Or, I still plan to. Dammit.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 10:39 pm, #188535 
still struggling with the English language eh
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 10:40 pm, #188536 
You'll always be welcome here....I know a nice Irish pub we can decimate together.
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 10:45 pm, #188537
I've been trying to learn Canadian... for the trip. Unfortunately, I'm not drinking enough to get the accent down. But, I've been taking japanese lessons on the side.... so, I've learned to add L's to most every word.
TheTrashHeap - August 10, 2010, 8:09 am, #188599
So we are still waiting for some Guess who posters from many of the people who submitted last time. Could some of you let me know if you want to play this round? I was hoping to start this friday.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 10, 2010, 8:18 am, #188600 
I want nothing to do with this round......I'm too busy masturbating.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 10, 2010, 8:19 am, #188601 
I mean working...yeah, working....
TheTrashHeap - August 10, 2010, 8:19 am, #188602
You did nothing with the last round! Haven't you noticed nobody sent you any posters?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 10, 2010, 8:20 am, #188603 
I noticed that you're a butthole.....does that count?
TheTrashHeap - August 10, 2010, 8:29 am, #188605
Woke up on the wrong side of the barn today Mooooo?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 10, 2010, 8:31 am, #188606 
Nope, I'm in good spirits......butthole!
TheTrashHeap - August 10, 2010, 8:38 am, #188607
Good spirits = Jamesons?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 10, 2010, 8:39 am, #188608 
Normally yes....but I'm sober now and you're still a butthole.
ICEMAN - August 11, 2010, 1:25 pm, #188845
Frakkin' bombers are back. My top ten + were just 1L bombed. Lowlife.
Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 1:30 pm, #188846 
Its getting close to school starting so hopefully that will all clear up soon enough.
ICEMAN - August 11, 2010, 1:38 pm, #188847
I don't know Face. I'm not sure there is an absolute solution for it. It just gets frustrating.
Airman - August 11, 2010, 1:42 pm, #188848
they went in and hit all of your top ten? That's mean
ICEMAN - August 11, 2010, 1:44 pm, #188849
Yep, dropped my top ten average about 2.5 points.
Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 1:44 pm, #188850 
There ain't no solution except to not give a shit. Your stuff is quality ice and just cause some douche with sticky fingers and tostinos pizza breath 1L'd your work doesn't mean it is bad. The only way they win is once it starts getting to you
ICEMAN - August 11, 2010, 1:46 pm, #188851
You speak the truth Face, thanks.
Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 1:55 pm, #188852 
Cheers bud.
Chompers - August 13, 2010, 8:18 pm, #189398
Guys, I've been thinking about restarting the van for newbies. any thoughts?
agdaniele - August 13, 2010, 8:23 pm, #189399
I have a thought or two. Ever considered including crew?
Chompers - August 13, 2010, 8:25 pm, #189400
Anyone wanna be my brothers in wigs?
agdaniele - August 13, 2010, 8:33 pm, #189401
You have a van.... but what do you bring to us besides great slapstick?
agdaniele - August 13, 2010, 8:37 pm, #189406
(Iceman is greatness)
ICEMAN - August 13, 2010, 8:43 pm, #189410
So you got the check in the mail then?
Chompers - August 13, 2010, 8:44 pm, #189411
I bring absolutely nothing that wasn't already here. And I'm ok with that. I enjoy the people and the posters. I just wanted to be a part of it.
agdaniele - August 13, 2010, 8:48 pm, #189412
That is the queerest response that was ever dealt a monkey, Chomp!
Chompers - August 13, 2010, 8:50 pm, #189413
I speak the truth.
agdaniele - August 13, 2010, 8:51 pm, #189414
Ice..... cashed and spent. Wanna see "Clueless" in widescreen?
Chompers - August 13, 2010, 8:51 pm, #189415
I feel I should go do something manly to redeem myself now.
agdaniele - August 13, 2010, 8:52 pm, #189416
How about not letting 28 friends crawl out of a van that was made for one-on-one initiation?
Chompers - August 13, 2010, 8:52 pm, #189417
I did give them horrible mental scars
Chompers - August 13, 2010, 8:53 pm, #189418
How many Guinness are you on?
agdaniele - August 13, 2010, 9:04 pm, #189427
I'm on 12, nosey pants... and thanks to a lack of planning, I now have to go get more...
agdaniele - August 13, 2010, 9:05 pm, #189428
WTF is in that seltzer bottle of yours, anyhow?
agdaniele - August 13, 2010, 9:07 pm, #189430
15 minutes (20, realistically) - and I'm back with 12 more. Birthday tomorrow, you insensitive faggots!
ICEMAN - August 13, 2010, 9:13 pm, #189431
Only 12??? Cheap bastiche. And damn, now we have to try & come up with some witty Motifakes for your B-day. In case I'm too hung over tomorrow... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
agdaniele - August 13, 2010, 9:23 pm, #189433
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand..... TIME!
agdaniele - August 13, 2010, 9:24 pm, #189434
The pic of your ice-hole was a birthday gift unto itself! I melted!
thatonechick - August 13, 2010, 9:25 pm, #189435
Impressive. Ride your lawn mower there?
ICEMAN - August 13, 2010, 9:30 pm, #189437
@ Aggy, glad you liked it. http://earthhopenetwork.net/seal_ice_hole.jpg
agdaniele - August 13, 2010, 9:33 pm, #189440
That was you>!?!?!? Wow, Ice... thanks for the rimjob... wicked-useful in getting me off. It's so hard to do nowadays... I always need outside stimulation. I'm heading back to Iceville soon!
agdaniele - August 13, 2010, 9:33 pm, #189441
LMFAO, TOC!!!!!!! Holy crap, if you weren't white...
ICEMAN - August 13, 2010, 9:37 pm, #189442
Aggy, I heard how you like that ice cube treatment. (not ghey)
agdaniele - August 13, 2010, 9:40 pm, #189443
Ok, let's just put it this way... Guinness isn't happy warm.
ICEMAN - August 13, 2010, 11:18 pm, #189449
G'night Aggy. Enjoy that birthday tomorrow. ( yeah, it's still tomorrow here in real time ) Here's hoping you get plenty of table dances. Later Dude!
TheTrashHeap - August 17, 2010, 9:20 pm, #189842
Heads up folks, Guess who starts on monday. I gotta go out of town this weekend otherwise i would start sooner. We have about 11 contributors so far but would still like more. Send em in folks and remember 3 posters max pm'ed to TTH, TOC, and Claire. TTFN
pzykosiz - August 17, 2010, 9:22 pm, #189844
amsome, i was wondering when that was coming back
TheTrashHeap - August 18, 2010, 6:43 pm, #189946
I knew I spend too much time on Motifake when.... The other day while clothes shopping Trashette handed me a pair of Guinness swim shorts and said "Won't Aggy be jealous!".
pzykosiz - August 18, 2010, 6:48 pm, #189947
I realized that when i started 5Ling things in real life.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 18, 2010, 9:18 pm, #189953 
I only 1 Lion things IRL
agdaniele - August 18, 2010, 9:19 pm, #189954
That's not what my mom says.
spacedog - August 20, 2010, 5:51 pm, #190197
Did I see Dre's woodchuck earlier? Good to see you back dude.
spacedog - August 20, 2010, 5:52 pm, #190199
Yikes did that sound bad. I meant the avatar...
DreMagnum - August 20, 2010, 5:53 pm, #190201
Yeah im back
ICEMAN - August 20, 2010, 5:54 pm, #190203
We understood Space. We understood.
spacedog - August 20, 2010, 5:56 pm, #190204
How ya been Dre?
DreMagnum - August 20, 2010, 5:57 pm, #190205
Fine i guess. Back at school now
TheTrashHeap - August 23, 2010, 5:13 pm, #190566
GAME ON!!!!!
TheTrashHeap - August 26, 2010, 7:30 pm, #190902
Has anyone ever noticed that "strap-on" backwards is "no parts". Something to think about.
agdaniele - August 26, 2010, 7:47 pm, #190903
I see you've been reading the box from the gift I sent you, TTH
agdaniele - August 26, 2010, 7:48 pm, #190904
(reading it in that ceiling mirror over your bed)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2010, 10:25 pm, #190939 
So, what are you bastards and whores up to?
pzykosiz - August 26, 2010, 10:26 pm, #190940
sitting at uni, wasting bandwidth
TheTrashHeap - August 26, 2010, 10:27 pm, #190941
I gotta work in the morning, gonna crash as soon as Jon Stewart shuts up for the night.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2010, 10:27 pm, #190942 
Uni?....is that a gay thing?
pzykosiz - August 26, 2010, 10:29 pm, #190943
great, lets explain this to the canadians. Do you know what a college is?
pzykosiz - August 26, 2010, 10:31 pm, #190944
it's short for 'university'
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2010, 10:32 pm, #190945 
do you know what a joke is?....or dental hygiene.....you're easier than Aggy's mom Pzy.
ICEMAN - August 26, 2010, 10:33 pm, #190946
Too much Vegamite for Pzy.
pzykosiz - August 26, 2010, 10:34 pm, #190947
yeah, yeah, shut up
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2010, 10:35 pm, #190948 
#68246 .....that's sad for you Pzy
pzykosiz - August 26, 2010, 10:38 pm, #190950
hey, it's better than astroglide
agdaniele - August 26, 2010, 10:39 pm, #190951
Well, that's just perfect. I thought she was loyal only to mooooo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2010, 10:44 pm, #190954 
she's still my bottom bitch...(Pzy is running a close second)
ICEMAN - August 26, 2010, 10:48 pm, #190955
You always were fickle, Mooooooooooo
agdaniele - August 26, 2010, 10:50 pm, #190956
LMAO! I hope she is, mooooo! Gotta keep that cash comin' in!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2010, 10:51 pm, #190957 
Yeah...like I need more nickles.....
rerun - August 26, 2010, 10:53 pm, #190958
you still owe me 5 cents
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2010, 10:54 pm, #190959 
And you owe me a united middle east....I say we're even.
agdaniele - August 26, 2010, 10:54 pm, #190960
Dude! Not cool! That's my mom you're talking about!
rerun - August 26, 2010, 10:56 pm, #190961
Haw & I get along....that is as close as you are gonna get....and he owes me the nickel for reasons unrelated to anybodies mother.
agdaniele - August 26, 2010, 10:56 pm, #190962
When did her price go up?!?!?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2010, 10:56 pm, #190963 
Hey! If she's gonna act like my sister...I'm gonna treat her like my sister.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2010, 10:57 pm, #190965 
You people.....always after every last nickel....(why do I owe you a nickel?)
rerun - August 26, 2010, 10:59 pm, #190966
because you never read the fine print
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2010, 11:00 pm, #190967 
It was all blurry and drunk.....I took the fine print home and showed it a good time....that should be enough.
agdaniele - August 26, 2010, 11:02 pm, #190968
That sister line.... magnificent! Just plain magnificent.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2010, 11:03 pm, #190970 
I aim to please (sometimes i aim at the urinal cake)
pzykosiz - August 26, 2010, 11:03 pm, #190971
you mean the one on the ground?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2010, 11:05 pm, #190974 
No, The one in your mouth......I've crossed a line.....YaY!
agdaniele - August 26, 2010, 11:06 pm, #190976
Yes you did cross a line... into funny! (finally)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2010, 11:08 pm, #190977 
I'm always funny when I drink.........and sad when I don't......Oh, what a tangled web we weave...........
pzykosiz - August 26, 2010, 11:09 pm, #190978
that's good, cause i pissed in those bottles
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2010, 11:12 pm, #190979 
Are you sure you're not AK in drag?....
agdaniele - August 26, 2010, 11:13 pm, #190980
Rough one, ain't it? Luckily, I go through cycles... on and off for months. I actually get bored of it.
pzykosiz - August 26, 2010, 11:14 pm, #190981
@mooo+ why do seem to think i'm AK?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2010, 11:16 pm, #190982 
You think like him....you type like him....his poster were far superior and he wasn't a douche.....I guess you're not him..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2010, 11:16 pm, #190983 
also, only 11 people actually live in Australia.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2010, 11:18 pm, #190984 
not counting the bush tucker man.
agdaniele - August 26, 2010, 11:19 pm, #190985
and Paul Hogan.
pzykosiz - August 26, 2010, 11:20 pm, #190986
yeah, he owes $150 mil to the government
agdaniele - August 26, 2010, 11:23 pm, #190987
By government (in Australia) you mean prison warden, right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2010, 11:23 pm, #190989 
you guys should forgive that....he's the only reason people know you exist (now that the crocodile hunter is dead)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2010, 11:24 pm, #190990 
I think they call them "kind sodomite"
pzykosiz - August 26, 2010, 11:25 pm, #190991
he ain't gonna make that money back by doing another movie, i can tell you that
rerun - August 26, 2010, 11:26 pm, #190992
well, since I gotta get up in 3 hours for work....might as well call it a night. Have a good one everybody
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2010, 11:27 pm, #190993 
I'd donate to the cause.....as long as no more Australians make movies or visit Canada....."Chasers War on Everything" was kinda funny though.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2010, 11:28 pm, #190994 
G'night Rerun.
pzykosiz - August 26, 2010, 11:29 pm, #190995
do you want russel crowe?
agdaniele - August 26, 2010, 11:30 pm, #190996
Damn, good luck, rerun
agdaniele - August 26, 2010, 11:30 pm, #190997
Who?
pzykosiz - August 26, 2010, 11:31 pm, #190998
the guy from gladiator
pzykosiz - August 26, 2010, 11:34 pm, #190999
i think he's about to ruin Robin Hood
agdaniele - August 26, 2010, 11:37 pm, #191000
Robin Hood? Are you kidding?
pzykosiz - August 26, 2010, 11:37 pm, #191001
i wish i was
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2010, 11:42 pm, #191002 
Russel who?....was he an extra on Gladiator?
pzykosiz - August 26, 2010, 11:44 pm, #191003
he was Gladiator.
agdaniele - August 26, 2010, 11:46 pm, #191004
You're thinking of Kurt Russell
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2010, 11:47 pm, #191005 
Is that a gay thing?.....I'll never understand you convic......er, Australians (youse one gullible mofo)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2010, 11:48 pm, #191006 
i thought it was Kevin Costner?????
pzykosiz - August 26, 2010, 11:50 pm, #191007
are we talking about the same movie?
agdaniele - August 26, 2010, 11:53 pm, #191008
The Crow, right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2010, 11:54 pm, #191009 
Oh,.....Wasn't it Fern Gully?
agdaniele - August 26, 2010, 11:59 pm, #191010
Back to talking about my mom, mooooo? Damn!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2010, 12:02 am, #191012 
I said "fern Gully" not "death valley"
agdaniele - August 27, 2010, 12:08 am, #191013
There are definitely ferns down there...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2010, 12:10 am, #191014 
Infested with moths....that's all I'm gonna say.
agdaniele - August 27, 2010, 12:14 am, #191015
Hardly a gully, then.
agdaniele - August 27, 2010, 12:21 am, #191017
Ok... falling asleep at the helm here. Take care, moooo... good luck in the poker game! Catcha tomorrow.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2010, 12:23 am, #191019 
G'night Aggy.....Well, Now that we're WOP free.....anyone sided with the Germans lately?
agdaniele - August 27, 2010, 12:29 am, #191020
LMAO! My mom is half German.... or did you just consider her Canadian by multiport injection?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2010, 12:32 am, #191021 
German/Italian?.......you BASTARD!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2010, 12:32 am, #191022 
Rerun is gonna fuck you UP!!
agdaniele - August 27, 2010, 12:42 am, #191023
Guten noche.
agdaniele - August 27, 2010, 12:42 am, #191024
otte.... dammit, it's the mexican in me.
agdaniele - August 27, 2010, 12:43 am, #191025
Aggy... out.
rerun - August 27, 2010, 3:46 am, #191027
good morning all -
ICEMAN - August 27, 2010, 3:53 am, #191028
Get to work already. How's it goin' rerun?
agdaniele - August 28, 2010, 10:02 am, #191151
How did poker go, moooo?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 28, 2010, 10:24 am, #191152 
Poker is tonight...thank God....I really need to get out of this house! (Mrs Mooo's sister and her kids are staying with us for the weekend.)
agdaniele - August 28, 2010, 10:27 am, #191154
So far, you're even! that's a good start.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 28, 2010, 10:28 am, #191155 
I may actually win tonight....I have to stay sober, I'm driving.
agdaniele - August 28, 2010, 10:28 am, #191156
LOL! And kids?!?!? Sucks to be you, dude... I bet you can't.... hold on.... sister? Is she single? Do I have a shot at being family with mooooo?
agdaniele - August 28, 2010, 10:29 am, #191157
I was unaware that people could do a poker night sober. Learned something new. Either that, or your probation officer is now a registered member here.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 28, 2010, 10:30 am, #191158 
I'll put this as nicely as possible.......woof (not in the good way)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 28, 2010, 10:31 am, #191159 
Stupid Trash lives a half hour out of town. I'm the only one with a (working) car.
agdaniele - August 28, 2010, 10:31 am, #191160
Very subtle, mooooo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 28, 2010, 10:32 am, #191161 
That's me! King of subtle.
agdaniele - August 28, 2010, 10:32 am, #191162
It may be worth it just to force you to have to see me every christmas.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 28, 2010, 10:33 am, #191163 
Well...My hedges do need a trim...
agdaniele - August 28, 2010, 10:35 am, #191165
LMAO! I'll bring the jumper cables!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 28, 2010, 10:35 am, #191166 
She does make annual trips to Vegas...I'll give you her #. It's 44 wide xxl.
agdaniele - August 28, 2010, 10:41 am, #191167
Ummmmm... tell you what... I'll just keep an eye out in the oversized parking.
agdaniele - August 28, 2010, 10:44 am, #191168
I'm hoping none of the kids are mine.... any of them try to give you oranges regularly?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 28, 2010, 10:44 am, #191169 
Check the buffets.....which casino has the whole Venice themed lobby with the boats and shit?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 28, 2010, 10:44 am, #191170 
the autistic one kinda talks like you......
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