Reason - MotifakeAfterDark.com user

EASTER - Rating: 3.7/5

2010-04-04T07:04:41-07:00

I never understood how we got rabbits lay coloful eggs
out of Jesus is coming back from the dead.
It all makes sense now

GOLD - Rating: 3.8/5

2010-03-24T11:45:58-07:00

I heard someone say
That nothing gold can stay
Lets hope this gold goes away

GREEN BEER - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-03-17T12:28:48-07:00

So even your puke can be festive.

DRINKNG - Rating: 3.7/5

2010-03-17T11:46:29-07:00

I certainly dont need an excuse to drink
But Ill gladly take one
Happy St. Patricks day

STEVE IRWIN - Rating: 3.3/5

2010-01-24T14:35:58-08:00

After he died they had tryouts for his job
This guy was a promising candidate
Until these little guys tore his ears off

KILL RECORD - Rating: 3.6/5

2010-01-20T09:49:40-08:00

I would gtfo of his way. You are just a number to him
Or a very creepy unique stencil

VIDEOS - Rating: 4/5

2010-01-20T08:55:51-08:00

2 girs 1 cup was disgusting
6 girls 1 tub was awesome

DID YOU KNOW... - Rating: 3.5/5

2010-01-20T08:44:26-08:00

70 of athletes go bankrupt
Because they do shit like this
with their money

WRONG - Rating: 2.1/5

2010-01-12T15:45:30-08:00

Why are you looking at this you sick bastard

DIABOLICAL - Rating: 3.9/5

2010-01-12T15:35:36-08:00

If your cat ever looks like this it is tring to kill you.
Give your cat to your nearest chinese resturant
So it can be neutralized

I HAVE A DREAM - Rating: 2.9/5

2009-12-06T06:36:52-08:00

To turn ground squirrels into flying squirrels.

BLACK FRIDAY - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-12-02T14:03:32-08:00

Welcome to hell.
At least for anyone in retail

SUICIDE - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-26T05:22:55-08:00

If you plan to kill yourself try to come
up with something original

YUP - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-11-22T12:37:08-08:00

Youre fucked

ART - Rating: 2.3/5

2009-11-22T12:32:21-08:00

I call this statue The Bulls ultimate revenge

ANOTHER GAME OF... - Rating: 2.4/5

2009-11-22T12:20:20-08:00

Spot the newbie ninja

PARENTING - Rating: 2.8/5

2009-11-22T12:19:03-08:00

Just be quiet Bobby. Mommy has to get to work

HOTNESS - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-22T12:16:08-08:00

Next time you are trying to look hot make sure your dog has water in his bowl

GAY - Rating: 2.5/5

2009-11-15T12:53:00-08:00

Nude festival More like sausage fest

WALDO - Rating: 3.9/5

2009-11-14T12:53:10-08:00

Whoever he was hiding from finally found him

SLEEPING ON THE JOB - Rating: 3/5

2009-11-12T14:31:29-08:00

Bad idea if you are a newspaper editor

BULLFIGHTING - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-11-06T14:38:17-08:00

Let me share a ring with a pissed off bull. Sounds like a great idea

LAMBORGHINI COPS - Rating: 3.1/5

2009-11-06T14:31:47-08:00

Kinda makes me want to get arrested

GOD - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-11-06T14:10:42-08:00

Yes he does hate us. Especially you.

JESUS - Rating: 2.5/5

2009-11-06T14:06:31-08:00

He was one tough motherfucker

DEOMCRAT REPUBLICAN - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-11-06T14:05:14-08:00

I dont really give a fuck. They are all morons just in different ways

POTTY TRAINING - Rating: 3/5

2009-11-05T12:36:51-08:00

This shit is tiring

WTF - Rating: 2.9/5

2009-11-05T12:34:02-08:00

Here is something that makes you look weirder than a snuggie

BE A PC - Rating: 2.8/5

2009-11-04T02:58:45-08:00

Be a rebel.

PSYCHO FACE - Rating: 2.7/5

2009-11-04T02:57:45-08:00

Now which one do you think is going to stalk you

REALLY... - Rating: 2.5/5

2009-10-31T12:13:50-07:00

This holiday is fucking awesome

OBVIOUS - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-10-29T13:16:07-07:00

Even kids arent fooled by the Everyone gets a trophy thing

TOMMY CHONG - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-27T13:55:04-07:00

If everyone was a stoned as he is there would be no more war.
There would be a massive food shortage though.

SO GOOD... - Rating: 2.5/5

2009-10-27T13:52:17-07:00

So good Sweet Caroline ba ba ba...

JIMMY THE COBBLER - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-10-25T14:59:55-07:00

He is the second coming.

IMPROVISATION - Rating: 2.8/5

2009-10-25T14:57:27-07:00

When you dont have what you need but something else will do just as good

FUCK THE COPS - Rating: 2/5

2009-10-25T14:46:51-07:00

Oh shit they are dressed up like Mickey. We cant hurt Mickey
Cmon guys lets go home

INTERNET FIGHTS - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-10-23T14:14:11-07:00

Stupid pointless and in this case real.

HOORAY - Rating: 3/5

2009-10-23T14:09:52-07:00

Now I might be able to hit the palm trees gspot

SCREW LONGCAT - Rating: 3/5

2009-10-23T13:59:18-07:00

ALL HAIL LONGDOG

NUMBER 1... - Rating: 3/5

2009-10-23T13:57:15-07:00

on the list of the things i dont want to happen to me

HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSESQUIPEDALIOPHOBIA - Rating: 2.7/5

2009-10-23T13:22:47-07:00

Means The fear of long words
What cruel SOB came up with that

ANOTHER GREAT IDEA - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-10-22T14:29:30-07:00

From the mind of a bored soldier

WAIT... - Rating: 3.2/5

2009-10-22T13:14:58-07:00

Dont you mean Monica

BETTER WORDS... - Rating: 2.9/5

2009-10-22T13:13:39-07:00

Could not have been chosen

PERSPECTIVE - Rating: 3.3/5

2009-10-21T15:09:52-07:00

Sometimes it can make things REALLY scary.

GANGSTA - Rating: 3/5

2009-10-21T15:01:37-07:00

Yeah you are a real badass for stealing
some 12 yearolds bike

SOMETIMES - Rating: 2.6/5

2009-10-20T19:28:16-07:00

Its just better not to know

CORPORATE GREED - Rating: 3.4/5

2009-10-20T18:58:23-07:00

Seems pretty damn obvious to me.

WALMART - Rating: 2.4/5

2009-10-20T18:49:34-07:00

Ever notice how none of the people who work there ever smile...
Except the greeter but they have no teeth and its hard to tell

I DONT SEE WHAT IS SO BAD - Rating: 3.8/5

2009-10-20T13:55:19-07:00

I mean no one has ever gotten stoned and tried to kick my ass.

LEAVE ME ALONE - Rating: 2.5/5

2009-10-20T13:52:50-07:00

I gotta finish this keg or else my experiment is a failure

WARNING SIGNS - Rating: 2.2/5

2009-10-19T12:27:55-07:00

Halo freaks are taking over.

SHIT - Rating: 3.6/5

2009-10-19T12:17:13-07:00

The machines are taking over.

PARADOX - Rating: 3.5/5

2009-10-18T16:51:36-07:00

How the fuck did that get there

OVERKILL - Rating: 2.6/5

2009-10-18T16:47:46-07:00

Definition of

FAT - Rating: 3/5

2009-10-18T16:39:42-07:00

Is 4 drunks