50cal - MotifakeAfterDark.com user http://www.demotivationalposters.org/atom.php demotivationalposters.org http://www.demotivationalposters.org/ admin@demotivationalposters.org 2017-11-24T13:33:08-05:00 WOMEN - Rating: 4.2/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:132205 2011-05-09T19:10:00-04:00 2011-05-09T19:10:00-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=132205"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1105/women-gym-women-demotivational-posters-1304982561.jpg"></a><br> LOVE IS GRAND - Rating: 4.9/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:132179 2011-05-06T21:29:07-04:00 2011-05-06T21:29:07-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=132179"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1105/love-is-grand-women-are-great-50cal-demotivational-posters-1304731741.png"></a><br> TSA LOVES THE BALLS - Rating: 3.3/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:128651 2011-02-16T03:28:46-05:00 2011-02-16T03:28:46-05:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=128651"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1102/tsa-loves-the-balls-tsa-inspections-terrorist-won-demotivational-posters-1297844907.jpg"></a><br> LAWYERS - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:128650 2011-02-16T02:29:43-05:00 2011-02-16T02:29:43-05:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=128650"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1102/lawyers-lawyer-valentines-demotivational-posters-1297841370.jpg"></a><br> FORREST WAS WRONG - Rating: 4.8/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:128203 2011-02-09T15:28:53-05:00 2011-02-09T15:28:53-05:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=128203"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1102/forrest-was-wrong-forrest-gump-life-like-jalapenos-demotivational-posters-1297283313.jpg"></a><br>Life is more like a jar of Jalapenos.<br>What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow. GREAT IDEAS - Rating: 4.8/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:126940 2011-01-24T10:47:19-05:00 2011-01-24T10:47:19-05:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=126940"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1101/great-ideas-motiposters-need-votes-50cal-demotivational-posters-1295883988.jpg"></a><br>Is it worth going above and beyond to create masterpieces<br>that make people laugh and cry only to see 5 people have voted TED - Rating: 3.5/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:126618 2011-01-20T10:08:38-05:00 2011-01-20T10:08:38-05:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=126618"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1101/ted-security-ban-hammer-rocks-50cal-demotivational-posters-1295536091.jpg"></a><br>Hes the Moti network Banhammer guardian when the Mods are not using it.<br>Oh and he hates smart ass noobs. DISAPPOINTMENT - Rating: 4.6/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:126480 2011-01-18T11:09:02-05:00 2011-01-18T11:09:02-05:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=126480"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1101/disappointment-disappointment-children-50cal-demotivational-posters-1295366930.jpg"></a><br>Its to a noble soul is what cold water is to burning metal<br>it strengthens tempers intensifies but never destroys it. AIMING HIGH - Rating: 4.8/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:126477 2011-01-18T10:10:40-05:00 2011-01-18T10:10:40-05:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=126477"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1101/aiming-high-disappointment-in-todays-kids-50cal-demotivational-posters-1295363408.jpg"></a><br>The neighbors son is proof that anyone can be successful enough to<br>drive a BMW or Mercedes. And besides he looks so sharp<br>in his valet parking attendant uniform. CODE MONKEY - Rating: 5/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:126215 2011-01-14T11:42:46-05:00 2011-01-14T11:42:46-05:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=126215"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1101/code-monkey-programers-code-monkey-50cal-demotivational-posters-1295023301.jpg"></a><br>An organism that turns coffee into software RELATIONSHIPS - Rating: 4.9/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:126211 2011-01-14T10:44:34-05:00 2011-01-14T10:44:34-05:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=126211"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1101/relationships-women-don-t-forget-50cal-demotivational-posters-1295019855.jpg"></a><br>Women always worry about the things that men forget<br>men always worry about the things women remember. OFFICE POLITICS - Rating: 5/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:126209 2011-01-14T10:14:59-05:00 2011-01-14T10:14:59-05:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=126209"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1101/office-politics-women-harassment-50cal-demotivational-posters-1295018088.jpg"></a><br>When a man talks dirty to a woman its sexual harassment.<br>When a woman talks dirty to a man its 3.95 a minute. WHALE WATCHING - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:126208 2011-01-14T10:11:37-05:00 2011-01-14T10:11:37-05:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=126208"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1101/whale-watching-women-compare-everything-50cal-demotivational-posters-1295017885.jpg"></a><br>The chief excitement in a womans life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. YOU SEE OFFICER - Rating: 4/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:126155 2011-01-13T16:13:17-05:00 2011-01-13T16:13:17-05:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=126155"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1101/you-see-officer-blowtorch-50cal-demotivational-posters-1294953168.jpg"></a><br>I was just watching Home Improvement when I had the great idea to use<br>a blowtorch to clear snow from the deck. It was when when the side of the<br>house caught fire I began to rethink things. TIME MACHINES EXIST - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:126141 2011-01-13T12:49:27-05:00 2011-01-13T12:49:27-05:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=126141"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1101/time-machines-exist-mini-bar-50cal-demotivational-posters-1294940952.jpg"></a><br>A hotel minibar allows you to see into the future<br>and what a can of Coke will cost in 2020. BY ALL MEANS MARRY - Rating: 4.4/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:126133 2011-01-13T11:15:14-05:00 2011-01-13T11:15:14-05:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=126133"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1101/by-all-means-marry-married-wedding-50cal-demotivational-posters-1294935300.jpg"></a><br>if you get a good wife youll be happy<br>if you get a bad one youll become a motifaker. WHAT - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:126131 2011-01-13T11:01:53-05:00 2011-01-13T11:01:53-05:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=126131"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1101/what-old-lady-50cal-demotivational-posters-1294934501.jpg"></a><br>What do you mean my birth certificate expired MARRIGE - Rating: 4.2/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:121891 2010-11-20T14:45:40-05:00 2010-11-20T14:45:40-05:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=121891"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1011/marrige-marrige-shop-50cal-demotivational-poster-1290282334.jpg"></a><br>We always hold hands. If I let go she shops. FEAR - Rating: 2.8/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:121853 2010-11-19T20:58:25-05:00 2010-11-19T20:58:25-05:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=121853"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1011/fear-monsters-strike-fear-50cal-demotivational-poster-1290218243.jpg"></a><br>Sure it looks small and a little cute... Then you<br>remember the thing that gave birth to this thing is still out there..... HALLOWEEN - Rating: 3.9/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:120548 2010-11-01T10:13:04-04:00 2010-11-01T10:13:04-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=120548"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1011/halloween-vodka-drinking-haloween-mistake-50cal-demotivational-poster-1288620737.jpg"></a><br>It was all great until your buddy came over with<br>Popov vodka in a Absolut bottle.... BEHOLD - Rating: 3.8/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:120225 2010-10-28T09:46:13-04:00 2010-10-28T09:46:13-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=120225"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1010/behold-work-sucks-office-50cal-demotivational-poster-1288273562.jpg"></a><br>The birth of a Motifaker SUPPORTING THE TEAM - Rating: 4.1/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:120166 2010-10-27T13:36:18-04:00 2010-10-27T13:36:18-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=120166"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1010/supporting-the-team-women-cheer-50cal-demotivational-poster-1288200956.jpg"></a><br>And you wonder why you see so many proud<br>fathers at cheer competitions. MISS COMMUNICATION - Rating: 4.2/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:120148 2010-10-27T11:09:37-04:00 2010-10-27T11:09:37-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=120148"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1010/miss-communication-demotivational-poster-1288192165.jpg"></a><br>The fight we had last night was my fault<br>my wife asked me what was on the TV and I said dust. BUNGEE JUMPING - Rating: 4.1/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:120146 2010-10-27T10:58:56-04:00 2010-10-27T10:58:56-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=120146"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1010/bungee-jumping-jumping-50cal-demotivational-poster-1288191518.jpg"></a><br>Its like getting a blowjob off your granny<br>It feels great but for christs sake dont look down. THE DILEMMA - Rating: 4.2/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:120036 2010-10-25T15:25:23-04:00 2010-10-25T15:25:23-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=120036"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1010/the-dilemma-women-night-fighters-50cal-demotivational-poster-1288034711.jpg"></a><br>You could turn the butter away and save face.<br>Or have your first threesome with the hope your friends never find out. WOMENS FOOTBALL - Rating: 4.7/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:120035 2010-10-25T15:03:39-04:00 2010-10-25T15:03:39-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=120035"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1010/womens-football-women-football-50cal-demotivational-poster-1288033393.jpg"></a><br>I will not say its better than the NFL.<br>However it got a whole lot more interesting. BOSSES NEED SURGE PROTECTORS - Rating: 4.2/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:119873 2010-10-22T15:05:13-04:00 2010-10-22T15:05:13-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=119873"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1010/bosses-need-surge-protectors-bosses-50cal-demotivational-poster-1287774303.jpg"></a><br>That way their mouth would be buffered from surprise spikes in their brain. YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE AT WORK WHEN... - Rating: 3.9/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:119869 2010-10-22T14:47:49-04:00 2010-10-22T14:47:49-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=119869"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1010/you-know-you-are-in-big-trouble-at-work-when-computer-troubl-demotivational-poster-1287773256.jpg"></a><br>the LAN suddenly began backingup your computer every 10 minutes. WHEN OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS - Rating: 4.4/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:119633 2010-10-19T16:45:11-04:00 2010-10-19T16:45:11-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=119633"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1010/when-opportunity-knocks-women-offer-50cal-demotivational-poster-1287521104.jpg"></a><br>You better open the door MORGAN FREEMAN - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:119632 2010-10-19T16:40:49-04:00 2010-10-19T16:40:49-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=119632"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1010/morgan-freeman-morgan-freeman-50cal-demotivational-poster-1287520817.jpg"></a><br>He makes god look cool. RELATIONSHIPS - Rating: 4.9/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:119628 2010-10-19T16:31:55-04:00 2010-10-19T16:31:55-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=119628"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1010/relationships-women-demotivational-poster-1287520300.jpg"></a><br>Men only worry about a particular Other Man<br>a women distrusts her whole gender. EVERY WOMAN IS WRONG - Rating: 4.1/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:119610 2010-10-19T14:19:48-04:00 2010-10-19T14:19:48-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=119610"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1010/every-woman-is-wrong-demotivational-poster-1287512375.jpg"></a><br>until she cries and then she is right instantly. BEING CRITICAL - Rating: 5/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:119609 2010-10-19T14:11:48-04:00 2010-10-19T14:11:48-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=119609"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1010/being-critical-women-demotivational-poster-1287511897.jpg"></a><br>A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad.<br>An optimist is a man who hopes they are. MR. PILL - Rating: 3.9/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:118290 2010-10-05T13:17:51-04:00 2010-10-05T13:17:51-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=118290"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1010/mr-pill-mr-pill-50cal-demotivational-poster-1286299058.jpg"></a><br>Always traveling with the best of company. HOLY TRAMP STAMP - Rating: 4.1/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:116972 2010-09-20T14:18:41-04:00 2010-09-20T14:18:41-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=116972"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1009/holy-tramp-stamp-women-tramp-stamp-50cal-demotivational-poster-1285006704.jpg"></a><br>It says Im a good girl that enjoys spending time on my knees<br>while spreading the good word. LAUNDRY DAY - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:116961 2010-09-20T09:39:46-04:00 2010-09-20T09:39:46-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=116961"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1009/laundry-day-women-laundry-50cal-demotivational-poster-1284989974.jpg"></a><br>If only it was really this fun. IRONY - Rating: 3.4/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:116640 2010-09-16T14:02:17-04:00 2010-09-16T14:02:17-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=116640"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1009/irony-demotivational-poster-1284660126.jpg"></a><br>It strikes again. EARLY BIRD - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:116639 2010-09-16T13:58:24-04:00 2010-09-16T13:58:24-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=116639"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1009/early-bird-mouse-demotivational-poster-1284659893.jpg"></a><br>gets the worm but the second mouse gets the chee... what the hell HEED THE SIGNS - Rating: 3.5/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:116637 2010-09-16T13:31:25-04:00 2010-09-16T13:31:25-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=116637"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1009/heed-the-signs-demotivational-poster-1284658270.jpg"></a><br>If not for 18 years you will pay a fine. DATE NIGHT - Rating: 4.2/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:116614 2010-09-16T09:50:10-04:00 2010-09-16T09:50:10-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=116614"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1009/date-night-demotivational-poster-1284645004.jpg"></a><br>Sometimes there are other things more important than making Motifake posters. DISAPPOINTMENT - Rating: 3.8/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:116611 2010-09-16T09:24:29-04:00 2010-09-16T09:24:29-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=116611"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1009/disappointment-demotivational-poster-1284643454.jpg"></a><br>Sure sign that your child is going to be that guy when he grows up. CARPOOLING - Rating: 3.6/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:116608 2010-09-16T09:15:46-04:00 2010-09-16T09:15:46-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=116608"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1009/carpooling-demotivational-poster-1284642928.jpg"></a><br>On the way into Moti headquarters. REJECTED - Rating: 3.9/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:116555 2010-09-15T14:37:37-04:00 2010-09-15T14:37:37-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=116555"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1009/rejected-mods-rejected-demotivational-poster-1284575839.jpg"></a><br>Try as you might making motifakes is not for everybody.<br>Some times it takes the Mod squad to get the point across. OFFICE POLITICS 10 - Rating: 3.5/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:116535 2010-09-15T11:53:06-04:00 2010-09-15T11:53:06-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=116535"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1009/office-politics-10-offiice-politics-50cal-demotivational-poster-1284565966.jpg"></a><br>If everything seems to be going well you have obviously overlooked something. OFFICE POLITICS 9 - Rating: 3.2/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:116533 2010-09-15T11:47:25-04:00 2010-09-15T11:47:25-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=116533"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1009/office-politics-9-office-politics-50cal-demotivational-poster-1284565636.jpg"></a><br>Always forgive your enemies Nothing annoys them so much. RELATIONSHIPS - Rating: 4.6/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:116528 2010-09-15T11:05:44-04:00 2010-09-15T11:05:44-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=116528"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1009/relationships-demotivational-poster-1284563133.jpg"></a><br>A couple are lying in bed. The man says I am going to<br>make you the happiest woman in the world The woman says Ill miss you. TRUTH - Rating: 4.4/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:116523 2010-09-15T10:34:14-04:00 2010-09-15T10:34:14-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=116523"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1009/truth-working-out-demotivational-poster-1284561240.jpg"></a><br>Yes some people claim to enjoy exercise.<br>But then some people claim to have been abducted by aliens too. SPORTS 101 - Rating: 3.7/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:116521 2010-09-15T10:17:53-04:00 2010-09-15T10:17:53-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=116521"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1009/sports-101-demotivational-poster-1284560264.jpg"></a><br>A cheap shot is a terrible thing to waste. CANNONS LAW - Rating: 4/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:116517 2010-09-15T09:54:28-04:00 2010-09-15T09:54:28-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=116517"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1009/cannons-law-tire-fail-car-demotivational-poster-1284558858.jpg"></a><br>If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire<br>the next morning you will have a flat tire. WATCH WHAT YOU SAY - Rating: 4.5/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:116515 2010-09-15T09:46:28-04:00 2010-09-15T09:46:28-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=116515"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1009/watch-what-you-say-women-age-wife-demotivational-poster-1284558376.jpg"></a><br>I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine he gets better<br>with age. The next day she locked me in the cellar. RELATIONSHIPS - Rating: 3.2/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:116401 2010-09-13T22:33:19-04:00 2010-09-13T22:33:19-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=116401"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1009/relationships-purse-relationships-demotivational-poster-1284431583.jpg"></a><br>What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere<br>Hold my purse. HONESTLY - Rating: 4.2/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:116397 2010-09-13T22:17:31-04:00 2010-09-13T22:17:31-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=116397"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1009/honestly-ass-amazing-demotivational-poster-1284430625.jpg"></a><br>I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back... Nice Ass. PMS - Rating: 3.5/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:116383 2010-09-13T21:10:19-04:00 2010-09-13T21:10:19-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=116383"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1009/pms-pms-madcow-women-demotivational-poster-1284426611.jpg"></a><br><br>They call it pms because mad cow disease was already taken. VEGETARIAN - Rating: 4.2/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:116380 2010-09-13T20:57:52-04:00 2010-09-13T20:57:52-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=116380"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1009/vegetarian-vegetarian-demotivational-poster-1284425865.jpg"></a><br>Native American definition for lousy hunter. REALLY - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:116379 2010-09-13T20:42:12-04:00 2010-09-13T20:42:12-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=116379"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1009/really-demotivational-poster-1284424923.jpg"></a><br>Well arent you a waste of two billion years of evolution. OFFICE POLITICS 8 - Rating: 3.8/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:116358 2010-09-13T15:38:21-04:00 2010-09-13T15:38:21-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=116358"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1009/office-politics-8-office-politics-50cal-demotivational-poster-1284406686.jpg"></a><br>When youre out of the office youre wandering around.<br>When your boss is out of the office hes on business. OFFICE POLITICS 7 - Rating: 3.8/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:116356 2010-09-13T15:27:49-04:00 2010-09-13T15:27:49-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=116356"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1009/office-politics-7-office-politics-50cal-demotivational-poster-1284406020.jpg"></a><br>When doing something without being told youre overstepping your authority.<br>When your boss does the same thing thats initiative. OFFICE POLITICS 6 - Rating: 3.5/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:116355 2010-09-13T15:24:02-04:00 2010-09-13T15:24:02-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=116355"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1009/office-politics-6-office-politics-50cal-demotivational-poster-1284405831.jpg"></a><br>When you please your boss youre ass kissing.<br>When your boss pleases their boss hes being cooperative. OFFICE POLITICS 5 - Rating: 3.7/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:116352 2010-09-13T14:37:30-04:00 2010-09-13T14:37:30-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=116352"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1009/office-politics-5-office-politics-demotivational-poster-1284403029.jpg"></a><br>When you dont do it youre lazy.<br>When your boss doesnt do it hes too busy. 3 OCLOCK RUT - Rating: 4.1/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:116346 2010-09-13T12:53:19-04:00 2010-09-13T12:53:19-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=116346"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1009/3-oclock-rut-coffee-sleep-desk-office-demotivational-poster-1284396779.jpg"></a><br>Its that time of the day when no matter how many coffees<br>or power shots you have your forehead plays knock knock<br>with the desk and keyboard. SLEEPING AT WORK - Rating: 3.4/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:116345 2010-09-13T12:46:44-04:00 2010-09-13T12:46:44-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=116345"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1009/sleeping-at-work-sleeping-work-cube-office-demotivational-poster-1284396392.jpg"></a><br>I wasnt sleeping I was meditating on the mission statement<br>and envisioning a new paradigm SIZE - Rating: 4.8/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:116343 2010-09-13T12:33:00-04:00 2010-09-13T12:33:00-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=116343"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1009/size-size-demotivational-poster-1284395567.jpg"></a><br>You may be able to get to England in a row boat however<br>you will get there faster with a tanker. SIGN OF THE TIMES - Rating: 4.6/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:116333 2010-09-13T10:21:26-04:00 2010-09-13T10:21:26-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=116333"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1009/sign-of-the-times-demotivational-poster-1284387612.jpg"></a><br>With your perfect credit paid off cars liquid assets in perfect<br>order and 40 down Im glad to let you know you have been<br>approved for you house loan at 28 50 CAL - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:116331 2010-09-13T10:07:10-04:00 2010-09-13T10:07:10-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=116331"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1009/50-cal-demotivational-poster-1284386822.jpg"></a><br>Yeah size matters YOU GOT TO LICK IT - Rating: 3/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:116058 2010-09-09T22:23:39-04:00 2010-09-09T22:23:39-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=116058"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1009/you-got-to-lick-it-demotivational-poster-1284085406.jpg"></a><br>Before you stick it SUBMARINERS - Rating: 3.6/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:116026 2010-09-09T16:08:59-04:00 2010-09-09T16:08:59-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=116026"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1009/submariners-demotivational-poster-1284062930.jpg"></a><br>What happens on the boat stays on the boat TELL ME THIS HUMAN - Rating: 4.6/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:116021 2010-09-09T15:30:31-04:00 2010-09-09T15:30:31-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=116021"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1009/tell-me-this-human-monkey-pondering-smart-demotivational-poster-1284060604.jpg"></a><br>Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons OFFICE POLITICS 4 - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:116019 2010-09-09T15:12:42-04:00 2010-09-09T15:12:42-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=116019"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1009/office-politics-4-deadlines-office-demotivational-poster-1284059497.jpg"></a><br>I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound<br>they make as they go flying by. OFFICE POLITICS 3 - Rating: 4.2/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:116003 2010-09-09T12:04:18-04:00 2010-09-09T12:04:18-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=116003"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1009/office-politics-3-office-demotivational-poster-1284048229.jpg"></a><br>Beware of the toes you step on today.<br>They could be attached to the ass you may have to kiss tomorrow. HANG IN THERE - Rating: 4.2/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:116001 2010-09-09T11:52:01-04:00 2010-09-09T11:52:01-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=116001"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1009/hang-in-there-retirement-working-office-demotivational-poster-1284047441.jpg"></a><br>Retirement is only 30 years away ENLISTED BIGGEST FEAR - Rating: 4/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:115999 2010-09-09T11:28:38-04:00 2010-09-09T11:28:38-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=115999"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1009/enlisted-biggest-fear-demotivational-poster-1284045758.jpg"></a><br>The most dangerous thing in a combat zone is an officer with a map DEJA VU - Rating: 4.4/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:115925 2010-09-08T15:23:03-04:00 2010-09-08T15:23:03-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=115925"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1009/deja-vu-demotivational-poster-1283973767.jpg"></a><br>When you think youre doing something youve done before<br>its because God thought it was so funny he had to<br>rewind it for his friends. OFFICE POLITICS 2 - Rating: 3.3/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:115922 2010-09-08T15:00:26-04:00 2010-09-08T15:00:26-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=115922"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1009/office-politics-2-demotivational-poster-1283972413.jpg"></a><br>When climbing the ladder of success<br>dont let boys look up your skirt FATHER AND SON MOMENT 1 - Rating: 4/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:115921 2010-09-08T14:07:38-04:00 2010-09-08T14:07:38-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=115921"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1009/father-and-son-moment-1-father-son-marrige-demotivational-poster-1283969248.jpg"></a><br>Daddy how much does it cost to get married<br>Father replied I dont know son Im still paying. DISCOVERY - Rating: 4.2/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:115916 2010-09-08T13:16:01-04:00 2010-09-08T13:16:01-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=115916"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1009/discovery-demotivational-poster-1283966135.jpg"></a><br>I scream the same way whether Im about to be devoured by<br>a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot. WE HAVE ENOUGH GUN CONTROL - Rating: 4/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:115912 2010-09-08T12:02:26-04:00 2010-09-08T12:02:26-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=115912"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1009/we-have-enough-gun-control-demotivational-poster-1283961733.jpg"></a><br>What we need is idiot control. OFFICE POLITICS - Rating: 4.8/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:115911 2010-09-08T11:53:38-04:00 2010-09-08T11:53:38-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=115911"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1009/office-politics-demotivational-poster-1283961200.jpg"></a><br>I didnt say it was your fault<br>I said I was blaming you. HAVING SEX IS LIKE PLAYING BRIDGE - Rating: 4.5/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:115910 2010-09-08T11:48:15-04:00 2010-09-08T11:48:15-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=115910"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1009/having-sex-is-like-playing-bridge-demotivational-poster-1283960882.gif"></a><br>If you dont have a good partner<br>youd better have a good hand. FAKING IT - Rating: 3.7/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:115909 2010-09-08T11:45:20-04:00 2010-09-08T11:45:20-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=115909"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1009/faking-it-demotivational-poster-1283960709.jpg"></a><br>Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can<br>fake a whole relationship. NEED CASH FOR BOOKS - Rating: 4.1/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:115907 2010-09-08T11:32:54-04:00 2010-09-08T11:32:54-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=115907"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1009/need-cash-for-books-demotivational-poster-1283959957.jpg"></a><br>Im sure we can work something out AMERICAN TRUCKS - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:115896 2010-09-08T09:25:42-04:00 2010-09-08T09:25:42-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=115896"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1009/american-trucks-truck-demotivational-poster-1283952334.jpg"></a><br>Pissing off smug yuppies ocean to ocean JUST ADD WATER - Rating: 2.1/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:115838 2010-09-07T14:12:09-04:00 2010-09-07T14:12:09-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=115838"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1009/just-add-water-demotivational-poster-1283883120.jpg"></a><br>And watch them grow YOUR LIVER CALLED - Rating: 4.2/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:115837 2010-09-07T14:08:52-04:00 2010-09-07T14:08:52-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=115837"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1009/your-liver-called-demotivational-poster-1283882913.jpg"></a><br>He quits. PRIORITIES - Rating: 3.2/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:115831 2010-09-07T13:27:25-04:00 2010-09-07T13:27:25-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=115831"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1009/priorities-demotivational-poster-1283880432.jpg"></a><br>Sucking up bog water and clogging the injectors no problem.<br>Im the most interesting man in the world. PUBERTY - Rating: 3.9/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:115830 2010-09-07T13:14:41-04:00 2010-09-07T13:14:41-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=115830"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1009/puberty-demotivational-poster-1283879635.jpg"></a><br>The hardest time in a young mans life... literally MECHANICS - Rating: 4.5/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:115829 2010-09-07T12:55:03-04:00 2010-09-07T12:55:03-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=115829"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1009/mechanics-demotivational-poster-1283878478.jpg"></a><br>Well looks like we found what was causing the problem<br>with your landing gear sir... Would you like me to run a quote MOTIFAKE THRONE - Rating: 4.2/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:115822 2010-09-07T11:56:28-04:00 2010-09-07T11:56:28-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=115822"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1009/motifake-throne-throne-chair-balls-wood-butt-demotivational-poster-1283874942.jpg"></a><br>A true Motifake master makes an impression everywhere they go.... RETURNS - Rating: 3.1/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:115817 2010-09-07T10:40:21-04:00 2010-09-07T10:40:21-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=115817"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1009/returns-demotivational-poster-1283870385.jpg"></a><br>The non working camera you sold me 2 days ago is not your problem<br>My size 12 up your ass is going to be your problem in 5...4...3.. INTRODUCING THE NEW STANDARD - Rating: 2.3/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:114755 2010-08-25T20:01:22-04:00 2010-08-25T20:01:22-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=114755"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1008/introducing-the-new-standard-demotivational-poster-1282780868.jpg"></a><br>Soon the saying the pets eat better then I will be<br>a true statement with the way things are going 6 PACK BEER ABS - Rating: 2/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:114754 2010-08-25T19:39:02-04:00 2010-08-25T19:39:02-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=114754"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1008/6-pack-beer-abs-demotivational-poster-1282779526.jpg"></a><br>Necessity is the mother of invention HUNG - Rating: 3.9/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:114300 2010-08-21T15:04:58-04:00 2010-08-21T15:04:58-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=114300"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1008/hung-demotivational-poster-1282417489.jpg"></a><br>Yeah thats right its not just my name... Whos first DIRTY MIND - Rating: 3.1/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:114298 2010-08-21T14:54:53-04:00 2010-08-21T14:54:53-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=114298"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1008/dirty-mind-demotivational-poster-1282416879.jpg"></a><br>Its dolphins on a bottle.....<br>Get your mind out of the gutters THE 3 WORDS - Rating: 3.2/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:114295 2010-08-21T14:27:38-04:00 2010-08-21T14:27:38-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=114295"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1008/the-3-words-demotivational-poster-1282415247.jpg"></a><br>They are fine so long as they are not from your women... SUCESSFUL MOTIFAKES - Rating: 2.8/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:114292 2010-08-21T13:44:59-04:00 2010-08-21T13:44:59-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=114292"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1008/sucessful-motifakes-demotivational-poster-1282412687.png"></a><br>Just follow KISS and you will do just fine... UNLOCKABLES - Rating: 3.4/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:114281 2010-08-21T12:49:38-04:00 2010-08-21T12:49:38-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=114281"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1008/unlockables-demotivational-poster-1282409372.jpg"></a><br>Some achievements are easier to unlock....<br>Others you have to put in sweat blood and tears<br>dedicating much time to enjoy its rewards DRIVING IN THE CITY - Rating: 4/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:114279 2010-08-21T12:33:06-04:00 2010-08-21T12:33:06-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=114279"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1008/driving-in-the-city-car-driving-vet-demotivational-poster-1282408371.jpg"></a><br>Obviously an experienced veteran DANGER - Rating: 3.9/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:114180 2010-08-20T14:35:36-04:00 2010-08-20T14:35:36-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=114180"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1008/danger-demotivational-poster-1282329328.jpg"></a><br>Just when you thought bird crap on your car was bad enough TWILIGHT ZONE - Rating: 4.6/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:114177 2010-08-20T14:25:25-04:00 2010-08-20T14:25:25-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=114177"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1008/twilight-zone-demotivational-poster-1282328713.jpg"></a><br>Ladies and gentleman please remain seated with seat belts fastened.<br>We seem to be suffering some mechanical difficulties...<br>He saw what on the wing STANDARDS - Rating: 2.5/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:114174 2010-08-20T14:12:10-04:00 2010-08-20T14:12:10-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=114174"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1008/standards-demotivational-poster-1282327918.jpg"></a><br>They tend to loosen when the bar is getting ready to close..... OHH - Rating: 4.4/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:114166 2010-08-20T12:57:47-04:00 2010-08-20T12:57:47-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=114166"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1008/ohh-demotivational-poster-1282323445.jpg"></a><br>So thats what a Brazilian bush looks like TSA - Rating: 2.9/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:114157 2010-08-20T11:11:29-04:00 2010-08-20T11:11:29-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=114157"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1008/tsa-demotivational-poster-1282317079.jpg"></a><br>Leaving no crack unsearched AWWWW - Rating: 4.2/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:114156 2010-08-20T10:53:20-04:00 2010-08-20T10:53:20-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=114156"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1008/awwww-demotivational-poster-1282315991.jpg"></a><br>Look theyre trying to make babies LET THE BATTLES BEGIN - Rating: 3.8/5 tag:demotivationalposters.org,2007-01-01:114150 2010-08-20T10:21:08-04:00 2010-08-20T10:21:08-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/index.php?start=114150"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1008/let-the-battles-begin-demotivational-poster-1282314048.jpg"></a><br>Fall is coming fire up the grill brush off the jerseys and dawn the war paint