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THE PERFECT WOMAN - The face of an angel and a body like the devil, She cooks, cleans, gives head, plays C.O.D. and doesn't nag. Her name is April. April Fools. demotivational poster


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demotivational poster THE PERFECT WOMAN
angus90  #96739 Created April 1, 2010

221 shares


(4.27/5) - 62 votes

raju - September 21, 2013, 3:16 am
sometime intersting...............
DonnieBluesky - January 11, 2013, 8:40 am
The Perfect Woman is both man's biggest fantasy and joke, since she does not exist. We men deserve better. But it's not a perfect world.
rerun - April 1, 2010, 9:36 pm
ah, I am not a gamer. thanks
GreyScorpion - April 1, 2010, 9:33 pm
and Angus, shall I vote on this like you would?
GreyScorpion - April 1, 2010, 9:32 pm
Call of Duty? that's his call to service...something
rerun - April 1, 2010, 9:31 pm
1. PM forseti....2. What is COD?
forseti - April 1, 2010, 9:29 pm
i fall in love...
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WHO'S AWESOME? - YOU'RE AWESOME! demotivational poster


TAGS: castro thinks highly of you

demotivational poster WHO'S AWESOME?
Jmac0585  #96738 Created April 1, 2010

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(4/5) - 14 votes

Jmac0585 - April 2, 2010, 10:06 am
I had considered that, but decided to go with the nazis on this, given Castro is a communist and all. Save it, I know they weren't the same thing.
GreyScorpion - April 1, 2010, 9:00 pm
Claire, who has the coolest avatar EVER!! is correct
Claire - April 1, 2010, 8:56 pm
I believe it's spelled "amsome."
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EASTER - Has been cancelled demotivational poster


TAGS: easter cancelled dog rabbit

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tomtomtom  #96688 Created April 1, 2010

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(4.05/5) - 40 votes

whenthedayends - March 12, 2014, 4:53 pm
NOOOOOOOOO I will miss you easter
agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 8:43 am
Really? I know this isn't original... not by a longshot.
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WORLDS BEST ENGINE - demotivational poster


TAGS: engine vagina self piston

demotivational poster WORLDS BEST ENGINE
rerun  #96674 Created April 1, 2010

12 shares


(4.27/5) - 26 votes

know_it_all - April 16, 2010, 3:26 pm
1, nice try tho!
rerun - April 2, 2010, 5:50 pm
if there are more that "3" options on the maching....not sure I want to know.
Faceplant31 - April 1, 2010, 10:15 am

I love it! Fav'd and Five'd
forseti - April 1, 2010, 7:52 am
my piston knows 3 cylinders so far. what's about the remaining 7?!?
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DUAL PURPOSE - Not all men want a woman for sex alone. Some want a nice hot breakfast the morning after. demotivational poster


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angus90  #96639 Created April 1, 2010

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(3.96/5) - 24 votes

SunnyDay - December 28, 2010, 4:35 pm
nasty 5L
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are those two bottles of cyanide int he background?
Zreiser - December 28, 2010, 2:43 pm
Wow, that's almost not fair...
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Whoever took this picture: I hate you so damn much! 5L
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