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Work Demotivational Poster


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thatonechick - August 10, 2010, 9:13 am
I think this makes my 55th 1L in 12 hours.

FIREWORKS - Obviously, should never to be inserted anally


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Rating: 4.94/5

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GreyScorpion - August 26, 2010, 9:46 am
nice punchline, real nice...5L
Faceplant31 - August 25, 2010, 2:29 pm

ROR! I love it!

FACEBOOK - when it's going too far


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Rating: 4.56/5

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GreyScorpion - December 21, 2010, 8:42 am
I thought Mondays were no "R" days, did I miss the memo where "N's" were addded to the list too? Oh, it's a faceplant poster....nevermind. 5L
motinet - December 21, 2010, 7:43 am

Attitude monkey has an attitude LOL
Claire - December 21, 2010, 4:36 am
I thought that was Rerun?
ICEMAN - December 21, 2010, 12:57 am
Remember Claire, Face can't spell to save his azz.
Claire - December 21, 2010, 12:47 am
Mod- days? Or a clever combination of Motifake and day to make MOday?

DEATH - You can't run from him forever... But you can make the bastard work for it.

STRENGTH - No Pain No Gain

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Rating: 4.25/5

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Kavlin - June 13, 2011, 5:28 pm
LoL and nobody read the bag.
rerun - June 5, 2010, 7:39 pm

cj - w already have a motifaker who actually knows how to make them with hot chicks....his name is cubbybear
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 2:17 pm
Ok.... this was only approved because I was unable to find time to read the title or caption. A word of advice, cj29 - get funny and/or creative or you'll be a silent contributor... aka: mayor of rejectionville.

FREEDOM - Now get back to work.

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Rating: 2.19/5

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Derek - May 22, 2010, 3:19 am
It hard to hold in for more than a day though.


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Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 9:24 am
I'm singin' in the rain...5L
TokinFire - December 10, 2010, 5:04 am
Real mo-fukkin' horrowshow, oh my brother.
whatukno - June 3, 2010, 3:52 am
Viddy well, little brother. Viddy well.
TokinFire - March 10, 2010, 10:47 pm
Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. Godammit. Oh, excellent poster, oh my brother.
thatonechick - March 9, 2010, 6:21 pm
5 rehabilitations for A Clockwork Orange.


PERSONAL TRAINERS - Can give you a great work-out


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Rating: 2.95/5

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R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 6:44 pm
I've seen this por---um, workplace awareness video...it's pretty good. Should be mandatory for all new employees.


RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-O-Whoopass

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Rating: 2.41/5

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rerun - March 5, 2010, 7:17 pm

The original poster with this TEXT is on the refrigerator at my office
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 3:24 pm
I wondered if anyone would catch this one... Logic's was perfect. What this one lacks in originality, it makes up for in creative impotence.
MrRandom - March 5, 2010, 3:21 pm
A rare rip off of another motifakes complete text.


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turbogt350 - August 17, 2017, 10:14 am
Looks like I am working overtime again.


Reverse psychology -

OFFICE - It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

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Rating: 2.28/5

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APATHY - I'd post more but I don't really care

MEGAMIND, EVIL OVERLORD - At the end, "No, you can't" won "Yes, we can"


HOW I FEEL - About Work Today

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SUBLIMINAL MESSAGING - Yes, our job sucks. But here's what I say: If it gets old, spice it up a bit. Sure, the men that we sniff aren't the suavest, but we keep that secret between us girls. Now don't axe us about it again.

PABLO -- GAY JEDI HITLER MAGNET - Pablo, it was a long time coming, will you marry me?



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NERD KISS - Awwwwwwwww! Young dorks in love.



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Sean - September 5, 2011, 6:25 pm
I blame Bone. I think we call agree that ALL of this is somehow his fault.
TheTrashHeap - September 5, 2011, 6:14 pm
Thanks for the polite explanation Mr M. As far as how this situation was handled prior to you stepping in... Fucking Clownshoes!. Keep your bickering off M.A.D. this isn't the place for attitudes and power trips. Both of your shit stinks.(Always has)
rerun - September 5, 2011, 5:08 pm

see the comments on poster 133580 for clarifcation
Sean - September 5, 2011, 4:46 pm
A comment such as whose? Are you referring to my loving bitch-slap at Bone? Just seeking clarification.
motinet - September 5, 2011, 11:00 am

Family/work safe fakes go on motifake. Adult oriented go on MAD. The rules are simple. If we allow everything on MAD, then there is no point in motifakes existence.
rerun - September 5, 2011, 10:33 am

seems you said yesterday you were done here, yet here you are.
agdaniele - September 5, 2011, 10:27 am
Atta boy... fix the problem. Get rid of someone who ain't coming back. Like a boss.
rerun - September 5, 2011, 8:38 am

I see a theme emerging. This image doesn't belong here. In the old day of aggy as a mod, something like this would be dealt with swiftly and a comment such as yours would have gotten somebody banned. Now, should I be the mod aggy was? 2% club is dead
Sean - September 2, 2011, 7:12 pm
O for 2, huh?!? (Hey sorry Bone. You know I love you but my inner bitch could not resist. And my outer bitch had already typed that comment and was waiting for someone to tap "post reply".)
BoneCD - September 2, 2011, 9:31 am
I've always said that I would rather be smart than intelligent...
ICEMAN - September 1, 2011, 11:49 pm
Yeahbut... Then you have train new toadies.


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Rating: 4.56/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 28, 2011, 2:13 pm

Was she at Arby's?
agdaniele - January 28, 2011, 1:44 pm
YOu found her, culos? ;)
culos - January 28, 2011, 8:12 am
I'm sooooo tempted to send this one to my wife LOL!


HAVE A GREAT DAY, CUTIE! - ...OK, the boss is gone. You can click back onto your porn tab now. Sinner.



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Rating: 2.38/5

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CHANGE - So, how's that working for you?

FIREWORKS - Without them, soccer is just a boring game played by sweaty men


THE MEANING OF LIFE - Cliff notes version.


HANG IN THERE - Retirement is only 30 years away!

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Rating: 4.2/5

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freestyler - May 21, 2010, 12:17 pm
FYI, they drove backwards going between the poles.
Feasibly - May 21, 2010, 9:27 am
Great point Face. Same goes for the pic.
Faceplant31 - May 21, 2010, 1:34 am

Should have thought about this one a bit more. Great pic but your verbiage only explained the pic. 2L

TEAMWORK - Tell you what, I'll take the front, you go around the back

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Rating: 3.05/5

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VayneKnot - January 17, 2011, 1:54 am
Basically its a fat woman wearing a jacket that says "sexy girls" and i have it say sexy girls are losing their jackets...maybe its not funny enough lol
agdaniele - January 17, 2011, 1:52 am
Since you can't tell the difference betwen you and you're, I'll try and navigate this grammarquest on my own. Clearly, it's easy to get banned when asking for poster help in public.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 17, 2011, 1:51 am

If you submitted something, I'm not seeing it.
VayneKnot - January 17, 2011, 1:49 am
sorry for the double posts im on a delay, should be over tomorrow effin verizon!
VayneKnot - January 17, 2011, 1:48 am
Id Help You Friend, But Im Afraid I Cant effectively pronounce that word lol
VayneKnot - January 17, 2011, 1:48 am
Id Help You Friend, But Im Afraid I Cant effectively pronounce that word lol
agdaniele - January 17, 2011, 1:47 am
You da man!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 17, 2011, 1:46 am

24 hour ban does Tony....24 hour ban...LOL, (fuck off)
agdaniele - January 17, 2011, 1:45 am
I'm trying to make a new motifake... what rhymes with milquetoast?
VayneKnot - January 17, 2011, 1:44 am
Actually. waiting for one to be approved. lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 17, 2011, 1:44 am

It's all good.....go make some funny posters.
VayneKnot - January 17, 2011, 1:42 am
I'm On Already, But I Was Hostile On A Bad Level, And Im Sorry About That.
VayneKnot - January 17, 2011, 1:42 am
I'm On Already, But I Was Hostile On A Bad Level, And Im Sorry About That.
agdaniele - January 17, 2011, 1:41 am
mooooooove on.... nothing to see here.
VayneKnot - January 17, 2011, 1:40 am
Got Off On The Wrong Foot, But Lets Just Let This Shit Slide Down Hill, No More Beef.
VayneKnot - January 17, 2011, 1:39 am
listen 5150, i got defensive, and thats my bad, if it makes everyone feel better that i type like this cool. sorry for the mother crack, its just once i get heated im heated, all apologize for real
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 17, 2011, 1:37 am

Thankyou, Move on guys...there's plenty of funny to be had around here. No need for crankyness
VayneKnot - January 17, 2011, 1:36 am
Ill Let This One Go. Out Of Respect For The Admins And Mods.
VayneKnot - January 17, 2011, 1:36 am
Listen Your The Mod. I Respect That, And Yea I Was Out Of Line, But Dont Use The Term Retard So Loosely, Cus I Have To Take This Kid For Food And Realize He Has Not A Single Shot At What You And I Call Pleasure, That Was Low, But Ill Let It Go, Sorry Mod.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 17, 2011, 1:35 am

Stop it. Both of you....Next comment get's a time out.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 17, 2011, 1:34 am

Easy guy. He was just teasing....People responding to very old comments from users that haven't been here for a year is a common problem we have, and jokes are made at everyone's expense. Let's just let this one go.
5150monkeylove - January 17, 2011, 1:33 am
oh jeebus, here we go... let it lie, dude. I have had enough experiences with DD and have a very close relative with issues. step off your soapbox and act civil, you might even find me entertaining. Or you can keep fighting and lose eventually.
VayneKnot - January 17, 2011, 1:29 am
Maybe You Should Watch That R Word Buddy, Considering Him And His Father Live In My Home, Now Im Offended.
VayneKnot - January 17, 2011, 1:28 am
My Best Friends Son Has Downs Syndrome. Now Would You Like To Talk Fair?
5150monkeylove - January 17, 2011, 1:28 am
you dared him to ban you....nuff said
VayneKnot - January 17, 2011, 1:26 am
5150 Was Making A Valid Point By Calling Me A Retard?
VayneKnot - January 17, 2011, 1:23 am
Jokes Are Meant For The Motifakes Not At The Users Expense, Go Ahead And Ban Me IF Im Wrong, Im Not Scared.
VayneKnot - January 17, 2011, 1:22 am
Its Something Me And My Friends Do. Didn't Know I Had To Have Shots Taken At Me For It, And Yea, I Can Behave, Unless I'm Provoked Which It Seems Like You Guys Like To Do.
5150monkeylove - January 17, 2011, 1:21 am
oops, I type too slow
5150monkeylove - January 17, 2011, 1:21 am
You can banter back and forth on this site, but if you can't handle a little teasing,and give such an over dramatic response, you probably should step away. at least before a mod runs in and trounces you.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 17, 2011, 1:19 am

Why do you capitalize every word anyways?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 17, 2011, 1:18 am

Any more comments like that Vayne...and you're gone. 5150 was making a valid point, you were responding to a very old comment and you're upping the ante with your language. BTW. I work 12's and still find time to behave like a civil human being.
VayneKnot - January 17, 2011, 1:16 am
Sorry Im To Busy Working, I Know You Have No Idea What That Is, But Actually, I Wear Boxer Briefs, In case You Wanted To Put That In Your Spank Bank Faggot =D
5150monkeylove - January 17, 2011, 1:12 am
actually my mommy is too busy for me. Her pimp doesn't allow visits. I guess the big boy underwear comment really hurt. I was expecting you to retort next year...lol
VayneKnot - January 17, 2011, 1:01 am
See I Dont Have Time To Sit Here And Fuck Off Everyday Like You Guys, I Know Sad I Dont Get The Chance
VayneKnot - January 17, 2011, 12:58 am
Yea Working 12 Hours A Day Does That, How Many Times Do You Fuck Your Mother A Day?
5150monkeylove - January 17, 2011, 12:49 am
How many times a week do I have to see a retard retort to a comment that is older than his big boy underwear?
VayneKnot - January 16, 2011, 11:58 pm
North Korea Produces 5lbs Of Plutonium A Year And This Guy Is Hung Up On How I Type. Gotta Love priorities
VayneKnot - January 16, 2011, 11:51 pm
Your A Funny Guy, Didn't Know My Typing Style Kept You Up At Night.
DreMagnum - March 13, 2010, 3:38 am
Hey Everyone, Lets Capitalize The Start Of Every Word. It Looks Badass.
VayneKnot - March 13, 2010, 3:35 am
Who Told This Bitch Taking A Shit Was Cute?

PROCRATINATION - my idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance

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Rating: 2.29/5

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Iconoclast - August 9, 2010, 9:02 am
The S got lost amidst the garbage and could not be found.
culos - August 9, 2010, 7:50 am

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GOTTA GO TO WORK? - What am I going to do all day here by myself?

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Rating: 4.71/5

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LIFEGUARDS - You may ask, why do they always seem so happy and love their jobs? This should give you a clue. Any more questions?

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Rating: 4.71/5

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Lunchtime -

CHEATING WIVES - Because Rings Don't Plug Holes.

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TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 6:10 pm
Same chick maybe Aggie?
Sean - February 19, 2010, 2:04 pm
Strictly from memory: "And just when I think that you will be mine, you ruin the moment by closing the blinds."
TheTrashHeap - February 18, 2010, 8:27 pm
Who needs shades when you have no neighbors? I guess anyone Sean is stalking ...
rerun - February 18, 2010, 8:23 pm

pull the freaking shades down pervo, there are kids in here....gotta go, my mom just came in
TheTrashHeap - February 18, 2010, 8:22 pm
Thanks all! Much appreciated. And Sean....Stop looking in my windows!
Airman - February 18, 2010, 4:38 pm
there's a 5.. excellent
GreyScorpion - February 18, 2010, 3:43 pm
5L, and thanks for reminding me to call the lady next door
Faceplant31 - February 18, 2010, 9:41 am

Sean - February 17, 2010, 11:54 pm
You just know that when Trash pops the question, he does do while presenting the little lady with a dildo, a butt plug and a ball gag ... all of which are in her favorite color and monogrammed. He's such a practical romantic. *swoons*
phydeaux - February 17, 2010, 10:35 pm
total score Trash. 5 Cans for you!
CpnKangaroo - February 17, 2010, 10:10 pm
what if its the nuva ring? that'll just hide any evidense. 5 cheating whores
TheTrashHeap - February 17, 2010, 10:03 pm
Asofuckinlutely Rerun.
rerun - February 17, 2010, 10:02 pm

we know when you really mean what you really mean. I am pretty sure you understand what I just said.
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 9:56 pm
Thank YOU.
TheTrashHeap - February 17, 2010, 9:55 pm
Thanks Aggy.
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 9:50 pm
And that's a great choice of picture for a great line... it couldn't be topped.
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 9:50 pm
That's good and bad, TTH.
TheTrashHeap - February 17, 2010, 9:48 pm
I know YOU meant no sarcasm. I always feel like anything genuine I type will seem sarcastic.
rerun - February 17, 2010, 9:42 pm

there was no sarcasm on my part. This is a work of art....I may however have to ban you ever inflated ego.
TheTrashHeap - February 17, 2010, 9:34 pm
I know everything typed on a comment page reads as sarcastic. This is not. I am honored Rerun and Ron. Truly honored.
rerun - February 17, 2010, 9:29 pm

back from the casino days?
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 9:28 pm
I think I know her.
rerun - February 17, 2010, 9:27 pm

TTH, I say this at great risk....this is the 1st poster I am saving in the "my favorites" tab.
TheTrashHeap - February 17, 2010, 9:06 pm
That has got to be the greatest compliment I could ever have hoped for! Thankyou MrRonsart. Thankyou so much!
ronsart - February 17, 2010, 9:00 pm
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 8:30 pm
How very Slavic.
spacedog - February 17, 2010, 8:18 pm
A ring of kubasa could plug a couple holes...
rerun - February 17, 2010, 8:16 pm

There is a lot of wisdom in this poster
rerun - February 17, 2010, 8:15 pm

There is a lot of wisdom in this poster
spacedog - February 17, 2010, 8:08 pm
Excellent TTH, 5Ls.
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 8:04 pm
No, they don't.

SERIOUSLY? - So you grab this long rod, then vigorously shake it back and forth while its pointed at your face? "Honey? I'm ready to help you workout!"


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GOING POSTAL - How can you tell when the Post Office is hiring? The flag out front is at half-staff.

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Faceplant31 - June 17, 2010, 7:04 pm

Nice! 5L




CLOSE TO A CAT OWNER? - 1. Everyday, before they can check the litter box, pick up all the cat poo. 2. Continue until the cat owner starts being worried about Fluffy's health 3. Take a crap in Fluffy's litter box.

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Rating: 4.83/5

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Chosenfrozen - October 26, 2011, 1:32 am
If only I`d seen this when the Ex and I first got married. LOL that`s evil. Love it!
boinger - March 10, 2011, 10:36 am
I just squirted soda through my nose all over my keyboard. 5 nose-blows
culos - November 22, 2010, 9:22 am
fav'ed. 5 droppings
rerun - November 22, 2010, 9:05 am

now that is funny
5150monkeylove - November 21, 2010, 11:08 pm
added to favs and 5


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ICEMAN - September 3, 2010, 10:37 pm
The wrong woman (and there is a shiit load of em) can dash those hopes on the rocks. 5 hopeful lions.



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hootizz - October 27, 2010, 4:08 am
love it.., very original... 5 stinky inner soles...
Reality Lord - October 25, 2010, 5:20 pm
omg...didn't see it coming...nice!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 25, 2010, 11:40 am

Ouch! 5L


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psychosythe - February 7, 2011, 7:46 am
i think sarcasm is part of good service
GySgt1811 - February 6, 2011, 2:15 pm
I was a "pearl-diver" in college long enough to swear I would NEVER hassle a poor soul who had to work in food service. (We always spit in the coffee.) 5 dirty dishrags!
Cubbybear - February 5, 2011, 9:37 pm
Thanks Buddy
Cubbybear - February 5, 2011, 9:37 pm
Thanks Buddy
agdaniele - February 5, 2011, 9:25 pm



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panic8 - October 26, 2010, 1:30 pm
The next big cementary service is Valet Burying: "Here's my Grandpa, take care of him. And no funny ideas, I'd count his golden Teeth!"
shmoe13 - October 26, 2010, 2:04 am
I'd tie her down and do dirty dirty...dirty omg dirty things to her
phydeaux - August 23, 2010, 12:06 am
But of course! Just make sure to tip well...
agdaniele - August 22, 2010, 11:55 pm
Cool! They do luggage service at the cemetery!

SLEEPING AT WORK - I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!

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FATHERHOOD - I love kids...But I can't eat a whole one.

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fascistfrenchman - December 17, 2010, 3:12 am
Who ordered the 20-pounder deluxe stack? 5L's
Asasello - February 22, 2010, 4:26 am
Calm down, will you. I don't think further attempts at contributing anything to motifake make sense anymore now, as even a moderator has me down as an asas-hole (witty pun, btw).
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 12:10 pm
Ass you may have an opinion when you contribute a SINGLE THING to this community. I did half ass this one but that still puts me half an ass ahead of you.
GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 10:26 am
5 fecal factories!!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 8:55 am
It's fresher than anything you've done, Asas-hole.
Asasello - February 21, 2010, 8:09 am
it's the oldest joke in the book.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:53 am
Rejection? Naaaaaaaaaaaah! It's a fact about asian food.
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 12:52 am
I wanted to do that in the tags but was worried about rejection for racism. Thanks Aggie.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:36 am
No problem... he's asian... you'll be hungry again in an hour. 5L

WORK ETHIC - It's why you'll have that management position later on.

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FIREWORKS - It's only fun if EVERYONE has fun

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BUDDHISM - Remember: If You're Not A Good Person You Could Be Reborn - Even As A Staff

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forseti - April 12, 2010, 11:35 am
I'm sorry for that, ice! ;)
ICEMAN - April 12, 2010, 11:06 am
You get 2L because you made me rush to get the eye bleach.



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Faceplant31 - December 1, 2010, 4:51 pm

Awesome, space. 5L


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Peso - January 4, 2011, 9:04 am
@FF, someone is always making the wisecracks about the blondes eh? I suppose the candystripper and the carimba dancer are actually being productive. Personally I think the one on her knees is worth bringing back tomorrow...
Firefly - June 8, 2010, 2:09 pm
That blonde has a funny way of doing the ironing.....


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spacedog - December 6, 2010, 1:48 am
Nice one Iceman.
Derek - December 5, 2010, 5:14 pm
And it's by Iceman :})
agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 12:24 am
Love it.

LOOK CLOSELY - your eyes are getting very heavy you are getting sleepier and sleepier your bra is getting very itchy

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agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 11:45 pm
Strangely, my girl said it looked like birth control pills... and although dizziness is usually a libido's best friend, it still ended up being a form of birth control. 5L
mike34 - May 20, 2010, 4:08 pm
I've tried this on my gf - it didn't work :( 5 big tits from me


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R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 10:32 am
Well, at least the Mod Lights don't have to do the dishes! Oh, wait, you're talking about the executive kitchen aren't you? I was wondering about that, our 'kitchen' is just a bucket next to the Port-o-let. 5 smelly cups!
Airman - May 11, 2010, 10:30 am
of course it's David Thorne. I meant to put a nod in the tag line, but I did this at the end of the work day, and it took forever to change the names plus I rushed at the end. But it achieved its purpose..you chuckled, and I laffed making it. Too long tho
Anything - May 10, 2010, 9:28 pm
Because it IS a david thorne email. With the names changed.
Claire - May 10, 2010, 9:02 pm
This is GENIUS. It reminds me of a David Thorne email.
rerun - May 10, 2010, 8:08 pm

up youres Iconclast, I am going to drink herbal tea in a disposable cup....the kitches is a sty anyway......sorry Iconoclast, this decaf herbal crap is giving me the shakes...I really didn't mean to go off on you like that.
Iconoclast - May 10, 2010, 7:58 pm
Come on, Mods, be reasonable. TOC only asked that she not have to do the dishes. Sounds reasonable since she is probably busy making sammichs for all of you.
pzykosiz - May 10, 2010, 7:57 pm
is this a normal day in the motifake offices?
thatonechick - May 10, 2010, 7:36 pm
I ain't washin them coffee cups. :x
redhdsrbst - May 10, 2010, 7:33 pm
LoL .. I think "Whatever" is a codeword .. Anyone got the translation XDXD
Anything - May 10, 2010, 7:25 pm
Well, this lacks originality... But i 5l'd because it made me chuckle a lil bit.

ERGOPHOBIA - Because work rewards later But laziness rewards Right away

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Rating: 4.52/5

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Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - September 11, 2010, 10:24 pm
Damn right, it's better than yours.
spacedog - September 11, 2010, 10:11 pm
Is Moo+ still making milkshakes the "traditional" way now that he's a Mod? I hear they bring all the boys to the yard.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - April 14, 2010, 2:30 am
As a retail worker, I both hate and love this all too true poster. sigh. 5 hourly paid lions!
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 9:37 pm
I heard that about you.
ICEMAN - April 13, 2010, 9:36 pm
No thanks. I'm satisfied with the nuggets.
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 9:32 pm
LMAO Ice! Not bad, not bad... you want fries with that?
ICEMAN - April 13, 2010, 9:28 pm
The world needs moderators too. So... how's your day been, Aggy? ;)
TheTrashHeap - April 13, 2010, 9:23 pm
I love this! 5L
spacedog - April 13, 2010, 9:20 pm
I'm just glad I can make someone else McHappy. 5 golden fries.
rerun - April 13, 2010, 9:17 pm

wow, I feel like the left overs from a happpy meal.


THE 20 MINUTE WORKOUT - actually, more like 6 minutes

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Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - December 6, 2010, 7:26 pm
I may never leave youtube again
agdaniele - December 6, 2010, 7:23 pm
LOL! That's what we call a "touch and go"
Airman - December 6, 2010, 7:22 pm
it's on YouTube!? see you later dudes
Sean - December 6, 2010, 7:00 pm
No comment (though I guess I coulda just not typed that).
agdaniele - December 6, 2010, 6:57 pm
Did you make it past the screen shot, Sean?
Sean - December 6, 2010, 6:40 pm
HEY GUYS! It's on Youtube!!! See you later ... though not much later. *sigh*
Sean - December 6, 2010, 6:38 pm
ANTICIPATION Meaning: I could never make it past the opening credits. *sigh*
Airman - December 6, 2010, 6:32 pm
I might have over stated that. That was one sexy little show
agdaniele - December 6, 2010, 6:17 pm
LMAO! Six minutes, Air? I'd have to include the commercial break for that amount of time.
shmoe13 - December 6, 2010, 5:01 pm
lol nice

SAFE FOR WORK - Used to describe Internet content that could be viewed in the presence of your boss and colleagues who would prefer the NSFW version

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Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by AdmiralAckbar

fascistfrenchman - December 19, 2010, 8:18 am
My comment is too inappropriate, but suffice to say it involves bones.
jameswnash - August 24, 2010, 12:05 am
OOOO She is all natural!

CROSS ARM BAR - Yeah pretty cool but still missing the oil.


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Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by Airman

agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 5:30 pm

DIVISION OF LABOR - One Out Of Five Workers Only Care For The Winged Ants


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Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - February 26, 2010, 7:59 am
Glad I could make you laugh Gil
gil - February 25, 2010, 10:14 pm
thank you for the good laugh

BEHOLD - The birth of a Motifaker

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Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by 50cal

Reality Lord - October 28, 2010, 5:37 pm
i really like this one dude!


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Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by suenero

agdaniele - October 21, 2010, 1:40 am
1) If you can't get good ratings unless you use chickfakes, you're shallow. 2) Stop being one-dimensional. 3) If you can't get better ratings with normal motifakes, try harder 5) Creativity.... use it. Your captions are smart. Up the ante.

ANOTHER DAY AT THE OFFICE - My mother told me there would be days like that. She just didn't tell me there would be so many of them.

FONTS - Way to go from "Family Friendly" to "Creepy Guys in Overcoats" in just one word...

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Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

fascistfrenchman - June 2, 2010, 3:57 am
Sean Connery: Ursula Andress, Catherine Deneuve, and Charo, twice. Alex Trebek: That's Foreign Flicks, Mr. Connery.