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Were Demotivational Poster

MIDGETS - They're just like the "shorties" you used to date, but without that annoying pedophile label.

HOLD DOWN F11 - I'm going to hell for this. I just know it.

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Airman - February 24, 2011, 5:06 pm
along the same line of thinking.. this really worked well
vasilache - July 5, 2010, 5:07 am
did you heard about the family that moved from Haiti to Chile? they were afraid of quakes
Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 9:13 pm
Sir I would like to High five you for that one.
Produceman117 - February 2, 2010, 6:05 pm
I'm facepalming with a smile. 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 2, 2010, 5:56 pm

Thats the point Dr. F
Dr. Festerpus - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm
When i did it vista had a fucking seizure
cheesypoofs - January 28, 2010, 7:33 pm
thats awesome!
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:12 pm
One more time...
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:11 pm
Yes, so BAD!!! So am I!!!!!! LMAO...
Bovee - January 26, 2010, 4:05 pm
that makes my faves. 5l
myhouseinthewoods - January 26, 2010, 3:16 pm
very funny stuff you have here
Ed-Hyde - January 26, 2010, 2:02 pm
Sent this one to everyone in my office. A tragedy at this level, you either laugh or go insane. Since we are all crazy already . . .
Airman - January 26, 2010, 1:15 pm
this is the funniest one we have seen in quite some time. AMSOME
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 12:56 pm

This poster is fukcing amsome! Kudos Dude. Worlogog quit being a douche, if you can't find humor in this just STFU and move on!
Lincoln - January 26, 2010, 11:03 am
Fucking awesome! LMAO
DreMagnum - January 26, 2010, 8:21 am
Ahhh Worlogog, why ya got to be like that? Its a joke dude.
Worlogog - January 26, 2010, 8:08 am
Yes. Yes, you are. Ik hope the next 7-9 quake hits your f*cking family.
HareRama - January 26, 2010, 5:54 am
Haha,hilarious.Damn...I laughed too.
Dude 4515 - January 25, 2010, 11:41 pm
YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!! my first top five poster!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 8:21 pm

save me a seat Dude4515, I laughed
Claire - January 25, 2010, 7:42 pm
Hehe.. that was fun. 5L!
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:29 pm
rat bastard!!! now my screen won't quit shaking at richter 7!!
nutsmcbutts - January 25, 2010, 7:11 pm
classy bro, 5ls on dissun
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:45 pm
I seriously can't stop doing this.
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:03 pm
That's hilarious! I keep coming back to this one...5L
BoneCD - January 25, 2010, 5:00 pm
5 shaking poodles! *now if I could only vote between the tremors*
LogicDude - January 25, 2010, 4:29 pm
Pour me a beer...I'm right behind you apparently. I LOL'd...
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:15 pm
holy shit on windows it makes the screen look like an earthquake because it switches from window to fullscreen back and forth really quick. hilarious! gratuitous win, 5/5
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:14 pm
but macs suck
Derek - January 25, 2010, 3:58 pm
F11 on most Macs turns the sound down.
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 3:40 pm
is it sad I had to hold down f11 just to see what this meant
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 3:35 pm
zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:56 pm
Nicely done 5/5

RECRUITING - I find your lack of faith in the effectiveness of baked goods disturbing

WHILE YOU WERE OUT - I hate it when I get these, it means I have to make a decision and take action

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M0rd3kaI - September 14, 2011, 2:32 pm
lol, 5 F*cking decisions to make
M0rd3kaI - September 14, 2011, 2:31 pm
Who is standing in front of you at the time this is asked plays a big part as well XD
mariand - September 9, 2011, 11:27 am
lol...I can't decide wich is the be5t


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Treehodger - March 6, 2010, 12:50 am
True story here. My neighbor had a 10 year old son, who literally broke down into tears and screaming / crying hysterically due to a tiny spider and his dad laughed and said "You're like a million times bigger then it! Pansy."
erock - February 5, 2010, 3:08 pm
sean, that is awesome!

1950'S VALUES -

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agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 1:20 pm
Touche, Akbar.
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 1:16 pm
I do not believe prison is the same as group therapy. It is a group but the therapeutic part is questionable until there is a riot
agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 1:12 pm
We're all in group therapy... it's good to have help from others your mom has affected.
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 12:55 pm
The mom trap is inescapable and no group therapy...the others in the group would not be safe
agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 12:53 pm
Group therapy time, Akbar? Is she the one trap you didn't escape from unharmed?
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 12:51 pm
Where did he find a picture of my mom
rerun - October 24, 2010, 12:49 pm

sad, a wasted pic

IF I WERE GAY - I would give you my heart and You'd be my work of art and I'd be right behind you if you know what I mean but i'm not gay so get your hands out of my pants if you want

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5150monkeylove - January 11, 2011, 11:45 pm
Steven Lynch lyrics


LOYALTY - If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't follow... I'd be at the bottom to catch them.

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Faceplant31 - May 24, 2010, 4:21 pm

5L... Hopefully you don't know any fatties!


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Shottyz - October 11, 2010, 6:52 am
Classic... 5L
Reality Lord - October 11, 2010, 4:57 am
had the flu a week back dude...good luck with it....5L'd
BoneCD - October 11, 2010, 12:13 am
Glad you enjoyed it pzykosiz & Cubby...And I do have a touch of the flu Cubby...hahahahaha
pzykosiz - October 10, 2010, 8:57 pm
well, it's always good to prioritise. 5L's
Cubbybear - October 10, 2010, 8:52 pm
LOL...sick bastard 5/5


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Sean - January 31, 2010, 2:18 pm
Never! Unless you can think of some other way I can stop the ghost of Scott Baio's showbiz career from haunting my jacuzzi?!? And please hurry. It's become mildly disconcerting.
sickartist - January 31, 2010, 7:04 am
I will give you 5L if you throw away the manuscript hahaha


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Girzilla - March 30, 2010, 6:16 pm
I really hope they weren't thinking it looked good.
Derek - March 30, 2010, 3:55 pm
"We" were thinking of "Women's Lib" - that maybe women were the same as men. The resulting androgynous fashion did not last long - thank goodness.
Bovee - March 30, 2010, 1:45 pm
5 years before i was born but still funny.
R.S.Jake - March 30, 2010, 1:12 pm
Very Funny! 5 bell bottoms!



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Krissie - May 3, 2010, 12:12 am
Ewwwww! lol!
TheTrashHeap - February 12, 2010, 9:35 pm
BoneCD - February 12, 2010, 9:34 pm
This was my fav, since Veggie e-mailed it out to 72 million peps (selfless self promotion) LMAO
Woodywood03a - January 27, 2010, 3:01 pm
Ok, lets see what is next on here!!!
TheGoat - January 24, 2010, 2:44 pm
Definitely Hall of Fame material. Regretably none of my aunts looked like that - maybe like the one in black...
Bartimaeus - January 23, 2010, 2:09 pm
That's a mistake you only make once...or twice. 5L for you.
MustyK - January 22, 2010, 9:25 pm
PML - 5 Lions for you Sir. It won't be long before this is in the Hall of Fame.
spacedog - January 22, 2010, 8:12 pm
Excellent work Bone, 5Ls.
palmat - January 22, 2010, 4:32 pm
CANADA - January 22, 2010, 3:28 pm
LMFAO!!!! my absolute favorite!
Produceman117 - January 22, 2010, 2:39 pm
Just so you know, I'm going to email this poster to about 72 million people today. Diamond in the rough. 5L. Nasty bastard...
BoneCD - January 22, 2010, 12:48 pm
rerun - January 22, 2010, 12:47 pm

yeah, well, I took those fittings you sold me and made a "snoopy snorkle"....you were right, brass was the way to go.
Bovee - January 22, 2010, 12:45 pm
5 big nasty lions. well done Bone
Fatt Matt - January 22, 2010, 12:36 pm
[email protected] rerun... better you than me my friend.
rerun - January 22, 2010, 12:35 pm

I really had to debate on approving this....just barely passed the sniff test
GreyScorpion - January 22, 2010, 12:31 pm
Faceplant31 - January 22, 2010, 12:31 pm

Fackin classic and disturbing as hell all at the same time. Well done Bone

DAPHNE - Here it is, Ladies and Gentlemen. Indisputable proof that Fred was as queer as a $3.00 bill.

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kibahound - November 2, 2011, 8:44 pm
who is this?

WEREWOLVES - They've got the best of both worlds!

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TheFarmer - February 21, 2011, 10:11 am
TheFarmer - February 21, 2011, 10:11 am
Reality Lord - September 2, 2010, 10:32 pm

PONG - It's hard to believe this is what started it all, and that they called it a VIDEO game. Now you could use it to punish your kids.

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Treehodger - January 5, 2010, 3:26 am
Too bad this was not the first videogame. My friend is in College to become a Game Designer and he says that apparently the first game was invented by two Military guys who were bored. It had a small "Tank" that shot at blocks, much like Space Invaders.


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Treehodger - March 10, 2010, 1:12 am
---turn up leaves in a fire, close seeds in a drought, and even close flowers around animals. Or so I have been told. Never saw it happen, but that is what my Biologist claims. : /
Treehodger - March 10, 2010, 1:11 am
Fun Fact: When a plant is in danger of being killed by any means, it DOES send out low frequency vibrations. Most scientists believe this is a "Warning System" that evolved over millions of years, helping plants stay alive. Due to this, plants can---



THAT LOOK - Right before you sneeze

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INVISIBLE INK - When even the teachers makes fun of you


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MisterJJ - April 1, 2010, 1:21 am
Hehe. Actually, yes I have. My daughter kept writing "b" and "d" the wrong way so I had her use this as a way to remember which way they go.


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lesterinside - September 14, 2010, 9:57 am
jameswnash - September 13, 2010, 10:15 pm
well said
Hawamleh - September 13, 2010, 4:59 pm
Simple Yet Epic, 5ls
spacedog - September 13, 2010, 4:41 pm
Or superb... yeah.
spacedog - September 13, 2010, 4:40 pm
Faceplant31 - September 13, 2010, 2:30 pm



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Zook - November 28, 2010, 6:27 pm
thats no sweater vest
Reality Lord - November 28, 2010, 10:13 am
rerun - November 28, 2010, 2:34 am

chapter 6 "Agdaniele / Toys"
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 2:12 am
I bet there's no chapter on using my vibrating football game WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!
Fatemaster - November 28, 2010, 2:07 am


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CANADA - June 15, 2010, 3:35 pm
TheTrashHeap - June 15, 2010, 2:36 pm
In the land of Moooooooooo every bottle says "drink me" on it and every little cake says "eat me".
Faceplant31 - June 15, 2010, 2:25 pm



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jameswnash - September 18, 2010, 8:48 pm
The weiner mobile parked in the wrong opening...anyway 5 franks!


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pzykosiz - November 10, 2010, 6:59 pm
i got snipe and ginger
spacedog - November 10, 2010, 6:49 pm
Jeez, I went 0 for 4.
culos - November 10, 2010, 12:11 pm
Thanks! (I guess)
GreyScorpion - November 10, 2010, 11:24 am
LOL!! 5 subtexts


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BoneCD - May 17, 2010, 8:59 pm
Thanks guys for the kudos
Airman - May 17, 2010, 1:55 pm
Faceplant31 - May 15, 2010, 4:22 pm

sickartist - May 15, 2010, 9:07 am
Why I am still alive (and don't have a criminal record) is amazing 5L
agdaniele - May 15, 2010, 7:53 am
'twas a simpler time. 5


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okami - July 15, 2010, 11:57 am
and i try even harder to remember those 4 years of 40 years ago.
boeweizer - July 15, 2010, 2:05 am
i try to remember those 4 years of 4 years ago


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Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 29, 2010, 8:12 pm

It could be like show dogs or show cats...we'd give points based on distance,pressure,volume,color..............
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 29, 2010, 8:10 pm

sure, Rule #34.
thatonechick - May 29, 2010, 8:09 pm
A website for show pee-ers?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 29, 2010, 8:06 pm

You'd really do that?...we should start a website.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 29, 2010, 8:05 pm

*shoes.....stop judging me!!
thatonechick - May 29, 2010, 7:58 pm
I'd pee in your shows too. What?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 29, 2010, 7:56 pm

My cat must be part dog, He meets me at the door when I come home and he always comes when I call him. He also pees in my shows when he's mad at me. 5L
Cubbybear - May 29, 2010, 5:01 pm
Cats are Mean animals 5/5


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rerun - November 10, 2010, 5:13 pm

by snippy...you do mean with scissors?


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Bolverk37782 - March 9, 2011, 1:36 pm
Blame the Good Old Boys who OWNED the rig, NOT the people who LEASED it.



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Ed-Hyde - May 28, 2010, 12:20 pm
What book?

50 YEARS?! -

THERE NEVER WERE DINOSAURS - They are a racial memory of DRAGONS! There were never pygmies either…


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GreyScorpion - April 11, 2010, 10:49 pm
to resist, was futile
phydeaux - April 11, 2010, 10:46 pm
I aw these and my FIRST thought was GS SHORTS! My second was I HAVE TO GET A PIC AND GET THIS UP ON MOTIFAKE! My life is completely controlled by moti now. I have been assimilated. Thanks GS.
GreyScorpion - April 11, 2010, 10:01 pm
Chicks be diggin' me in those beauties!! 5L oh yeah, and they're guaranteed to change you from Tenor to Soprano when they get wet.

FLOPPY DISCS - These original, early examples were neither floppy nor disc shaped... Isn't it funny how quickly a media form becomes outdated? As soon as I transfer all of my porn...


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spacedog - September 5, 2010, 12:53 am
Heya Rerun. Nicely done.
rerun - September 5, 2010, 12:46 am

funny, MC came up I google kid hammer
Cubbybear - September 5, 2010, 12:45 am

THANKS TO FRANK - Estrogen testing is now mandatory for all Canadian girls Hockey teams.

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MO - February 28, 2010, 10:08 pm
Psst!! Frank's on the left....

JANUARY 12, 2010 -

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Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 13, 2010, 1:14 am
hehehehehehehehehehe. Oh the humanity!
Skarrde - January 12, 2010, 11:23 pm
*putting glue in his ear* metal scarssss
Bartimaeus - January 12, 2010, 9:27 pm
Been there...done that...wrote a poem.
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 9:25 pm
It might... but tears clean the soul, too. Try those.
Bartimaeus - January 12, 2010, 9:13 pm
Would bleach work?
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 9:12 pm
It's the follow-up to http://www.motifake.com/october-30-2009-sorry-about-the-extremely-loooooong-longfake-demotivational-poster-76128.html
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 9:11 pm
Not enough peroxide in the house, Bart? LOL!
Bartimaeus - January 12, 2010, 9:08 pm
Aggy, you evil suchandsuch...5L
Porcelina - January 12, 2010, 9:07 pm
I'm slow ;_;' don't understand. FUUUU
CANADA - January 12, 2010, 9:04 pm
shit happens on the inter webz!


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BoneCD - January 18, 2010, 8:56 pm
Thanks sir
rerun - January 18, 2010, 8:49 pm

true, but still a great poster.
BoneCD - January 18, 2010, 8:45 pm
Ya, but I took you out of the tags rerun b/c the forum conversation is lost I believe
rerun - January 18, 2010, 8:44 pm

a 2nd opportunity to give a 5L



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P0TaT0King - June 8, 2010, 2:38 pm
Im using ie and i got noting whats supposed to happen
lesterinside - March 31, 2010, 12:05 pm
LOL. This image was sent to me by email. i believe it belongs to the visual illusion category.
R.S.Jake - March 31, 2010, 11:38 am
I got nothing with this poster, but after searching the interwebs, I made some astonishing finds!
DreMagnum - March 31, 2010, 11:35 am
disregard last comment
DreMagnum - March 31, 2010, 11:34 am
Is it just supposed to highlight it in blue?
R.S.Jake - March 31, 2010, 11:33 am
WHOA!!!!! Awesome! I never knew!
Bovee - March 31, 2010, 11:32 am
I got nothing.
R.S.Jake - March 31, 2010, 11:30 am
I'll give it a shot and report back....Wish me luck.
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 11:23 am
Theoretically, you should be able to see the ctrl a images. I know there's a ton out there, if you google them.
R.S.Jake - March 31, 2010, 11:21 am
Oh, well sounds like a lot of work. I've never had anything but IE on my comps. My mom uses Firefox, I don't like it. I know, I'm not "hip", well, when it's hard to be hip when that is exactly what hurts all the time! My hip!
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 11:19 am
Also, it's a Mac, and I don't think it works on Macs even using IE.
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 11:19 am
I dunno... I could make a grid to cover the outer image, but I'm too lazy. And I only have Firefox and Safari on my computer.
R.S.Jake - March 31, 2010, 11:17 am
Oh, I get it. Is it worth it?
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 11:15 am
There's an image layered on this one... It takes some adjustments, but you can make it visible.
R.S.Jake - March 31, 2010, 11:14 am
It just looks super pixilated...
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 11:11 am
It doesn't work on safari. I was just giving Rodeo a hard time. You've never seen ctrl a images?
R.S.Jake - March 31, 2010, 11:09 am
I have NO idea what you are all talking about!
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 11:07 am
It even works on Safari...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 11:02 am

Try Firefox.....If you don't get it then.......you'll never get it.
RodeoWearden - March 31, 2010, 10:58 am
Attempted on IE8, Opera, and Chrome. No luck.

THE ICEMAN DERBY - the one and only running

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ICEMAN - June 19, 2010, 2:33 pm
They all needed a bath anyway.


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Cubbybear - June 17, 2010, 9:27 pm
What a great photo



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ICEMAN - November 5, 2010, 11:58 pm
Keep your coc......... Ummm, just keep those rings to yourself.
5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 11:56 pm
if you dont have the super secret squirrel decoder ring, you arent privy to all the secrets
ICEMAN - November 5, 2010, 11:55 pm
And you know this because?????????
5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 11:53 pm
at least he isnt "in heat"
ICEMAN - November 5, 2010, 11:52 pm
It's that damn tongue of yours, bitch.
TheTrashHeap - November 5, 2010, 11:51 pm
He's still here folks but he's starting to drip!
ICEMAN - March 29, 2010, 9:01 pm
Don't forget Mr. Heap, I live in the Sonoran Desert. Heh, heh, heh. (don't ask) 5 sunburns for you. ;)
Faceplant31 - March 29, 2010, 1:33 pm

Amsome! Nice one TTH!

TRUER WORDS WERE NEVER... - Scrawled under your skin with a dirty needle...

A PIECE - Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.


THATONECHICK - oh, Queen eh, very nice An' how'd you get that eh? By exploitin' the workers

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GreyScorpion - January 22, 2010, 12:07 pm
The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, ThatOneChick, was to carry the BanHammer. THAT is why I am your Queen...5 mandate from the masses
thatonechick - January 22, 2010, 11:25 am
Definitely a monarchy. Actually, a matriarchy.



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R.S.Jake - February 16, 2010, 2:51 pm
I lived in the Seattle area for 7 years, lots of great bars downtown, you just have to know which ones you have to "watch your ass" in. Most of the people there are rude though, I'm from a small town, so getting used to the rudeness was difficult.
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 11:41 pm
The people there make the town unbearable. Sort of like the Raider Nation.
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 11:40 pm
Seattle sucks.
TheTrashHeap - February 14, 2010, 11:39 pm
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 11:36 pm
I don't own a firearm... and trying to buy the amount of hardware it'd take to make the dive bars in Seattle bearable, it's just easier to try and find Naru at a lesbian bar.
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 11:30 pm
Washington was canned. Diverted to Reno only.
GreyScorpion - February 14, 2010, 11:17 pm
A pistil would mandate a pistol, did you frequent any of these places?
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 11:09 pm
Turns out that there was only a single Rose... and only a pistil. Conquests? Save that for Reno.

THOSE WHO CAST THE VOTE - decide nothing... Those that count the votes, decide everything

THE NOODLE INCIDENT - The real reason agdaniele and Logicdude aren't allowed in the same room anymore

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MrBlack - March 11, 2010, 7:32 pm
Revenge of the Babysat! I remember that one!


WAIT A MINUTE... - If the camera's sitting on the counter, then how did they take the picture?

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DreMagnum - February 8, 2010, 1:09 pm
Wow, he really went far with this story
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 8, 2010, 11:23 am

I'm proud of you Mr.M.......It was very open minded of you to take a pic of a room full of trannies.....Did they make it worth your while?
motifake - February 8, 2010, 11:19 am

I took the pic!




PROTECTION - Because his club is dirty from work.

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Budog - September 2, 2010, 8:02 am
I am shaving the stud muffin, getting him ready for our big date tonight... :D
culos - September 2, 2010, 7:47 am
Please refrain from posting private pictures, we're really not interested in what your boyfriend looks like >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>LOL

THANKS, SEAN!!! - I always wondered where canadian bacon came from.


TERRIYAKI OR SOY - I forget which one is my FAVE. Just give me 2 CAJUN DELIGHTS. Wait hold it, let me check my DEAL-A-MEAL cards.

MR. PRESIDENT, WILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY - give up your current health care program and join the new Universal Health Care program that the rest of us will be on? SILENCE

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JERKS - Ruining pictures and being generally annoying since year 7991 BC.

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GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:35 am
How pathetic. This was a photo of Red Army troops rushing a German line with bayonets. Most likely at or around Kursk. The Germans were terrified at the fact we used bayonets.

REDUNDANCY - Why would a werewolf need a knife?

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