Wars Demotivational Poster
CHEWBACCA'S PENIS - Be afraid Be very afraid
STAR WARS - It didn't need to be modernized. Now, let's talk about Stark Trek...
ROLE PLAYING - Is that a lightsaber in your hand ? ... Cool I love Star Wars !
A LONG TIME AGO, IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY... - Wiener Dogs kicked some serious ASS!
DESPAIR - Because even though you helped blow up the Death Star and defeat the Empire you are always gonna be 'that chick who tongue-kissed her brother'
TWI'LEK BABE -
I AM C3PEDO - Human/cyborg... relations.
DARTH VADER - He is even more holy than thou.
DARK THE OTHER SIDE IS -
SPACEBOOK - Even HERE it's not safe for work!
WEDDING CAKE -
PHOTOSHOP - makes wars awesome.
JANGO FETT - Brought a gun to a sword fight.
STEWIE VADER - My Diaper has gone over to the darkside..
OBI-WAN - The power of the cock block
2 METERS? - You gotta be shitting me
HAPPY STAR WARS DAY! - May the 4th be with you! Hey...it's called a witty pun.
MACE WINDU - The Force is strong in this mothefucka...
YOU! - STFU!
CHINA - This is why they lose wars.
I SENSE A DISTURBANCE IN THE FORCE -
REJECTED - Not funny enough kiddo!
GRATUITOUS NUDITY -
FEMTROOPER - Now that's why I'm a fan of the Empire.
PHOTOSHOP - Makes Wars interesting.
I FIND YOUR LACK OF FAITH - disturbing.
AHSOKA TANO -
STAR WARS - It will take all day to watch all six movies, but it will be worth it.
LUKE, I AM YOUR FA– TITTIES!!!! - These are not the boobs you’re looking for! Move along...
PADME - If Lord Vader had his way
INTERSPECIES ROMANCE - It's only rape if you use the Force
ARE YOU FINISHED? - Am I pretty?
ATHEISM - Checkmate
CHRISTIANITY - Peace Love Acceptance
STAR WARS - Close but.....
RELIABILITY - Neither Snow nor Rain nor Heat nor Gloom of Night Stays this courier from the swift completion of his appointed rounds
FREE TIME - Too much, you have... A real job, you must find...
THE ECONOMY - Because even Mr. Vader has, i mean had, a 401(k).
STARWARS FANS - Sometimes they get desperate!
SENSE - This picture makes none
ROYAL GUARDS - Sometimes the similarities are just to obvious to ignore
THIS DOG'S MOTHER - Was apparently raped by an Ewok.
WHO KNEW? - JABBA THE HUT HAD A SISTER.
RESTRAINING ORDERS - For people who want to crawl up inside you.
SELLING OUT - GUINNESS "It's the only brew with the power of the Dark Side" ~Darth Vader~
MY GOD, THE AWESOMENESS... - Can somebody please tell me where I can find some meth?
THE DARK SIDE - Quicker, easier, more seductive. Who doesn't like seductive?
FUTILITY - That single moment when you realize your strategy should have had options.
THE ETERNAL QUESTION -
SUBTLE RACISM--- - The only black-Jedi happens to have the only purple lightsaber? ---Star Wars has it.
BRAINSTORMING - Some of the best ideas were found through it.
LACK OF FAITH - god finds it disturbing
OBAMA - SAVING THE WORLD AND THE GALAXY
THE GAY SIDE OF THE FORCE -
AMBASSADOR JAR-JAR -
STORMTROOPERS - Well they may not be the prettiest things to look at but at least during a lonely night on the Deathstar there's something to "do"
WRONG CONVENTION - Homos United is across the street!
ORIGINAL GANGSTA - Maybe the Prez should just stick to FarmVille...
USE THE FORK -
No. 1 Reason -
FEMTROOPER - Hell ya... this redhead will either blast your brains out or screw them out
RECRUITING - I find your lack of faith in the effectiveness of baked goods disturbing
THe Catholic Church -
EMPIRE UNION MEETING - ...Jerry.."Here!"...Bill..."Here!".. Gustavo.."Here!"...Yolanda..."Here!".. Wow, This Is a Real Time Drain.
STAR WARS - The Director's Cut.
IF YOU'VE BEEN REALLY GOOD THIS YEAR - Maybe-MAYBE-you can have another death star
EMPEROR PALPATINE - Something Something Something, Dark Side, Something Something, Complete
DO YOUR PART, GIRLS - Serve my unit
WOLVERINE VS DARTH MAUL - It's comforting to know that, no matter what you do in life, you will never be as awesome as this pic.
IT'S A TRAP! - After that, find the computer room!
EPIC BLUFF - "Oh, come on, guy. You know you want a New Galactic Order."
STAR TREK -
THE FORCE - I can feel it coursing through me
HEY DAD - HOW'D YOU GET THAT COOL ROBOT HAND? COME HERE SON, AND I'LL SHOW YOU
STORMTROOPERS - Never seen this happy since the Death Star ended up in smoke.
ARGUMENTS - This one has more importance than 99% of motifake flame wars.
JEDI ALICE - No! Off with YOUR head!
HIPPIES - There even on the dark side
THE FORCE -
HELP ME, OBI-WAN - You're my only Pope.
PRETENSIOUSNESS - When you have made only one movie previously, and you feel the need to coach sword play to the guy that has earned the title "Sir."
INSTRUCTIVE - After you buy the replacement, place it carefully on the base of the sword
AND THAT... - Is what i think of you and your froggy friends.
A STAR WARS THEMED WEDDING... - Notice anything missing at this event?
EVER GET THAT FEELING - Your Friends Have Better Girlfriends Than You? Here's The Proof. They Do.
GEORGE LUCAS -
DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL - Contrary to popular belief, the Empire was actually very progressive
SENSE - This picture makes none.
BUT ON THE BRIGHT SIDE - ..I OWED THEM ALL MONEY!!!
THE FORCE - Jedis who do not keep their Force under control... will get their balls shot off.
R AND R - Sometimes, everyone should take some.
AKBAR - thank you, come again
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