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Twilight Demotivational Poster

TARGET AUDIENCE - Twilight advertises on tags of Gay and Gay-Test. They are reaching their target audience.

TWILIGHT - Bella's first handjob

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Rating: 4.82/5

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mariand - November 26, 2011, 8:12 am
cool...I could help her with a napkin.

TWILIGHT - Bella's First Handjob

BLADE - Finally will do a REAL favor to Mankind

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Rating: 3.9/5

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agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 11:28 pm
I laughed at it, too rerun!
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 8:15 am
fr9mu1 - June 1, 2010, 3:09 am
yes finaly

TWILIGHT - Try sparkling now bitch !

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Rating: 4.03/5

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eeeeef - December 15, 2011, 8:49 am
Here's the thing. Your use of too many words makes your comment redundant as fuck. "Useless caption" would've done the trick.
Persephone - November 15, 2011, 2:34 am
Sparkling Vampires are SEXY! Especially Italian ones >;)
Persephone - November 15, 2011, 2:31 am
He IS Still sparkling, Bitch!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2011, 11:35 am

Here's the thing,The jar full of sparkles with the label is sorta humorous, What makes it a bad poster is that the creator didn't add anything to the pic with his choice of caption. S unless he took the photo himself, he hasn't added anything to the funny
CrystalBlaze - November 7, 2011, 3:58 pm
I think it's brilliant humor. I especially liked looking at the "ashes" and realising it's a bottle of glitter.
rerun - October 15, 2011, 7:22 pm

Guess that makes me a kid. Glad to be one.
TheTrashHeap - October 15, 2011, 6:46 pm
This would be funny to kids I suppose but the only thing that qualified it for MAD is the addition of the word bitch. It would be nice to see more adult humor.
rerun - October 15, 2011, 3:45 pm

I think it is pretty funny
Budog - October 15, 2011, 3:25 pm
My Son and Daughter-In-Law hate Twilight. She says real vampires don't sparkle, so I made this for her...
TheTrashHeap - October 15, 2011, 2:53 pm
Budog - October 15, 2011, 3:35 am
Your sniveling is noted,,, Pffft.
ICEMAN - October 15, 2011, 12:42 am
Do you actually ever put any thought into these or...

DAYWALKER - There can only be one.

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Rating: 4.19/5

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rerun - August 10, 2010, 11:30 pm

excellent as well
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 11:28 pm
Or was it this one?
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 8:14 am
Jingoro - January 10, 2010, 11:58 am
Heh. Well done, sir.
aesop's folly - January 10, 2010, 9:27 am
thank you


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Rating: 3.65/5

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wil0853 - September 18, 2012, 9:19 pm
the comment doesn't work in a motifake 1 lion
Faceplant31 - July 14, 2010, 11:45 am


BESTIALITY OR NECROPHILIA? - Which team are you on?

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Rating: 2.94/5

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javalord32 - June 28, 2010, 11:04 am
im on team van helsing
Anonymous2 - June 27, 2010, 2:48 pm
I'm on Team Twilight Is Stupid.
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 1:22 am
I'm on team beastiality... aka: 1 man, 1 lion.


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Rating: 4.33/5

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Budog - December 8, 2011, 2:49 am
Actually I heard it from a stand up comedian.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 8, 2011, 1:18 am

did you write this yourself?


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Rating: 3.17/5

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rerun - August 10, 2010, 11:31 pm

kind of reminds me of that squirrel...bet he starts popping up
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 11:29 pm
Wait, no.... this is the one I laughed at.
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 8:15 am
Or elsewhere.

GRANDPA - Apparently he's not a big fan of the Twilight movies.

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Rating: 3.97/5

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DonnieBluesky - January 11, 2013, 8:19 am
It's plain to see that in his time, Grandpa was a real man..and still is.
xXxEpicWinxXx - April 20, 2010, 7:10 pm
Exactly what he is talking about.

HELL NO - I don't sparkle in sunlight!

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Rating: 4.1/5

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Faceplant31 - July 14, 2010, 11:46 am

Meh a bit better. Dont continue on the vampire theme tho.

UNDERWORLD - It's like Twilight but with hot chicks and a story..

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Rating: 4.23/5

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pzykosiz - September 7, 2010, 7:13 pm
nice. 5l's

THIS IS... - the true ending!

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Rating: 4.1/5

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corbett06 - August 24, 2010, 7:56 pm
i think we need to call up vanhellsing and have him shoot the people that decided to make the gay ass twilight movies...fitting ending for them i think
vihtori - May 3, 2010, 2:03 am
this is what the world needs to see. the stark truth that is movie is GAY.
booger13 - March 25, 2010, 6:39 am
~ applauds ~ and does the arsenio hall WOOWOOWOO there are no words that can describe how this is ^__^ so ill use the one word we all know can sum it up =D *SMURF*
TintedTearz - February 12, 2010, 7:30 am
You just folded Kristen's head out, you dick. I hate you.

A L U C A R D - When he kills a vampire, it doesn't turn into girly-ass sparkles!

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Rating: 3.56/5

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Chompers - August 10, 2010, 9:22 am
Actually, they turn to dust, which sparkles in the OVA
thatonechick - August 10, 2010, 9:20 am
Actually, I'm nice and mid-cycle. Blame it on whatever you want, though.
culos - August 10, 2010, 9:18 am
Sorry TOC, I know PMS when I see it. I'll be a wise old Greybeard and I'll cease and desist. Hell hath no fury than a woman about to bleed (Shakespearish)
thatonechick - August 10, 2010, 9:06 am
5L because it is about Hellsing. Oh, and culos, keep trolling my comments. Go for it.

THE SAD PART? - After a hundred years of being a "vampire" it's only natural his vagina would smell of dead fish.

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Rating: 3.42/5

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Rating: 4.25/5

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jameswnash - January 25, 2011, 8:05 pm
and they say men are bad!
WhiteTiger225 - July 20, 2010, 10:53 am
Actor may be 23, but character portrayed is permanently 17. Just because your 4 year old Hentai loli's are voiced by a 30 year old woman, doesn't make them 30 :p
TintedTearz - February 12, 2010, 7:28 am
To be honest, they look around 30. And Robert Pattinson is 23... 7 years diffrence. Not that bad.
DillyRat - February 11, 2010, 4:58 pm
true...SAD...but true

NO WORDS CAN DESCRIBE IT. - So beautiful... They should have sent a poet.

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Rating: 4.22/5

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missick13 - February 24, 2013, 12:23 am
me and my friend greg have so much incommon until i hear he reads/watches this sh.it i was like "im out"....
xsrgdarknessx - February 24, 2013, 12:09 am
The beautiful orange of Twilight In it I shall delight Its got me staring and not caring who is judging me Just let me be I want to sit and watch the colors hover So please dont judge a book by its cover Judge it by the rest Thats what burns the best
nicholsjoshua15 - January 9, 2013, 7:04 pm
Just a few days ago I used a friend's copy of Twilight : A New Moon to start my grill.
HETHCOX25RAIDER - May 12, 2010, 1:15 am
u got that right

VAMPIRES - Are better counters than lovers.

VAMPIRE BOYFRIENDS - Because Tampons Just Don't Cut It No More


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Rating: 2.42/5

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agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 8:15 am
Seen it.


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Rating: 3.57/5

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Jackl - November 18, 2010, 3:29 pm
well, shimmer might make more sense to say , and simmering , eh, ya, that works, with the right spices

TWILIGHT - Yeah, That's More Like It


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Rating: 4.11/5

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boeweizer - February 13, 2010, 3:28 am
anne rice's vampire's are gay but not in the way edward is at least they dont sparkle in the anne rice universe but they do go down on each other
LoLmageddon - January 7, 2010, 7:27 am
Bartimaeus u n00b stop ganking my swagger already. Dayum.

TWILIGHT - Even WoW knows what's up

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Rating: 3.84/5

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CoolioIndeed - April 1, 2010, 5:10 pm
Well played, 5L.


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Rating: 3.64/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 1:33 am

I haven't had to check for years......I get the same one every time these days,
ICEMAN - May 9, 2010, 1:21 am
I'm sure that's because you don't bother to check if they are a true blonde or not.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 1:16 am

what? I don't get it....was I wrong......Is that Brittney?...I can never tell those blonds apart.
ICEMAN - May 9, 2010, 1:11 am
That there is funny. I don't care who you are. Good one Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 1:09 am

Finally! a decent pic of Paris Hilton.
ICEMAN - May 9, 2010, 1:05 am
No, but it is actual smell.
Guitarboi867 - May 9, 2010, 12:53 am
Is that actual size?

VAGINAS - They smell like fish, but they taste like chicken

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Rating: 3.13/5

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thatonechick - February 12, 2010, 11:47 am
TintedTearz left additional comments on 79695 and 78407. Funnee!
Bovee - February 12, 2010, 11:41 am
Defending a actors honor online. Very noble. now leave us and return to your twilight themed toys.
R.S.Jake - February 12, 2010, 11:35 am
My one year old daughter is more manly Robert Pattinson.
GreyScorpion - February 12, 2010, 9:13 am
he needs to Twi-harder next time
rerun - February 12, 2010, 8:59 am

I am guessing Tinted has some "female" issues that prevent her from being on the receiving end
thatonechick - February 12, 2010, 7:45 am
Hey, Twi-hard... chillax. It's all jokes here.
TintedTearz - February 12, 2010, 7:38 am
OMG! FUCK YOU! Just cause your jelous and could never be as manly as Robert Pattinson!
rerun - February 11, 2010, 6:04 pm

thankfully they all don't smell like fish.


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Rating: 4.74/5

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RetiredUSNChief - September 9, 2010, 5:55 am
OK, THIS one just became a new favorite!
Mr. Shiny - August 21, 2010, 3:50 am
Stop by the Jersey Shore while your at it, 5L's.
GreyScorpion - August 18, 2010, 10:44 am
FP FTFW!!! 5L+
Bartimaeus - August 17, 2010, 9:16 pm
Don't miss the Kanye West convention. 5/5

VAMPIRISM - You're Doing It Wrong.

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Rating: 2.44/5

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THE COUNT - Could Easily Kick Edward Cullen's Ass.

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Rating: 3.4/5

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Sho - July 4, 2010, 7:27 pm
Lol that comment gets a 5L from me xD

FACT - Twilight turns retards into horny teenage retards

BESTIALITY - Uh... sure why not

DOUBLE STANDARDS - sure when Robert Pattinson does it it's romantic but when I do it it's creepy

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Rating: 4.56/5

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TheFarmer - February 21, 2011, 10:00 am
its not romantic its just plain creepy


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Rating: 3.3/5

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fhusmc - March 18, 2011, 12:14 pm
Got that shit right!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 22, 2010, 11:05 pm

Wow ...I'm impressed (sarcasm)....1L
TheBarnShark - May 22, 2010, 11:03 pm
Damn skippy I did! http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q45/noahb5781/celebrity-pictures-bela-lugosi-vamp.jpg
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 22, 2010, 11:03 pm

Banana cream.......carpet shark.....did you find that rock?
MO - May 22, 2010, 10:59 pm
So shark. Back to your original bitch. Did you have the slightest to do with the pic in the above poster?
TheBarnShark - May 22, 2010, 10:57 pm
lol. Sure. If you can find it on the net somewhere besides here, you let me know.
TheTrashHeap - May 22, 2010, 10:52 pm
Yes your avatar. Holy stolen! Have you no scruples?
TheBarnShark - May 22, 2010, 10:49 pm
My avatar?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 22, 2010, 10:37 pm

strawberry rhubarb.
MO - May 22, 2010, 10:20 pm
Beacause I've seen your avatar a hundred times. Better change it...
MO - May 22, 2010, 10:20 pm
Jebus. Another boo hoo you stole a pic off the interweb. Really? Did you take the original?
TheBarnShark - May 22, 2010, 10:18 pm
Wow... Stolen much? http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://thumb2.visualizeus.com/thumbs/09/03/02/dracula,sparkle,twilight,sucks,vampire-608175f095262796b796cfc7f19b5cb9_m.jpg&imgrefurl=http://vi.sualize.us/popular/dracula/&usg=__FccvkCq22ft-QSA3lSAlj
zombiefan - May 22, 2010, 2:06 pm
Love this sooo much. Death to Edward! Where is Buffy when you need her?


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Rating: 4.45/5

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Aelo Telstar - January 27, 2011, 5:31 am
Amen to that Cold.
coldinjected - January 25, 2011, 8:34 pm
That's funny. I also enjoy the fact that her face has more manly features than either of them. Look at that diesel chin!!


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Rating: 4/5

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boeweizer - August 6, 2010, 9:46 am
Koradan - June 30, 2010, 7:02 pm

WOODEN STAKE - Oh Edward! I have a gift for you! Come on out, you sparkly bastard!


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Rating: 4.2/5

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MONSTER FIGHTS - Better than Team Edward/Team Jacob.

ACTOR - his name is Robert Pattinson. he is not Edward. Edward is not real.

TRUE BLOOD VS. TWILIGHT - True Blood wins. You get to see Anna Paquin's tits... *FAP* *FAP* *FAP*

TWILIGHT VAMPIRES - More interested in knocking up the chicks than sucking the blood out of their necks. Yet the true fail is they can't even look badass doing the chicks.

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Rating: 2.43/5

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Rating: 4.38/5

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jibarocampesino - July 22, 2010, 11:17 am
BPtone with SPF 400
hootizz - July 18, 2010, 8:24 am
Yes..!! of course it is all OK to swim in the Gulf.., in fact it is unusually warm this year...


TWILIGHT - no longer for the socially inept

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Rating: 4.27/5

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Glock9p - October 3, 2012, 8:14 pm
I wouldn't mind reading it with her.

KRISTEN STEWART - Don't know why all the guys are so obsessed with Edward

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Rating: 3.65/5

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YOUR SANITY - Get ready to kiss yours goodbye

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Rating: 3.25/5

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Miguel Pardo Riquelme - January 7, 2011, 7:02 pm
I would still hit Alice
booger13 - March 18, 2010, 12:25 pm
"he may be a dick, he may NEVER TALK TO ME HE MAY BE EMOTIONALLY DEGRADING AND screen my LIFE , but i still love him..... you dont know how perfect our love is , BUT HE IS THE BEST bf ever ! ! ! !" YEAH right >__> Booger13
Fatt Matt - March 18, 2010, 10:26 am
2 posters to date. Both about Twilight. For someone who hates it so much, you sure are obsessed...

WHEN VAMPIRES WORK OUT - do they do Cardio?

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Rating: 4.36/5

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BoneCD - August 21, 2010, 8:24 am
I Loved the Outer Limits and the Twilight Zone...they were the best!!!


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Rating: 3.55/5

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amina - June 9, 2010, 11:54 pm
She was actually pretty hot in this movie.


VAMPIRES - I'll take this guy as long as he is NOT from Twilight

NOT REAL - Vampires burn in sunlight. they dont freaking sparkle. just trust me i talked to norris he said so.

CAKE - it settles all arguments

VAMPIRE HUNTERS - You're going to have to do better, than that.

TWILIGHT FANS - Getting Pale For November 12th.

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Rating: 2.24/5

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TEAM LUKE OR TEAM HAN - only Leia can decide

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Rating: 2.21/5

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RENESMEE - Because 100 years wasn't long enough to learn birth control.

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Rating: 2.17/5

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COUNTESS ELIZABETH BáTHORY - The real LADY KILLER. She was up to 600 I believe.