True Demotivational Poster
TRUE LOVE - Isn't it great
CHANGE - This is the kind of change we really need
SALMON DAY - The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.
LIBERALISM - "Failure is not a single, cataclysmic event. You don't fail overnight. Instead, failure is a few errors in judgement, repeated every day." -- Jim Rohn
JUST REMEMBER - You may be king of the sandbox, but in the overall scheme of things, you're nothing more than an annoying grain of sand...stuck in the butt-crack of life.
OH, I'M NOT A LEADER - ...but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.
LIONS AND TIGERS OH MY! - If the Lion is the female they will have a Tion if the tiger is the female they will have a Liger. If they are both female; well folks, we will have a cat fight.
FALSE HOPE - The Liberal motto: "If they can't swallow facts, let them eat fiction." --Rain Bojangles
LIBERALISM - "The modern definition of 'racist' is someone who is winning an argument with a liberal" --Peter Brimelow
BLONDE JOKES -
IF YOU SMELL - What Barack is cooking.
HISTORY - Lazy, self-entitled Democrats are always on the wrong side of it.
PRESIDENT OBAMA - "I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money" --Will Rogers
IF YOU ANSWERED "TRUE" TO 5 OR MORE QUESTIONS . . . - . . . you might be a redneck
RATIONALIZATION - It's easier to kill a life if you dehumanize the child. Referring to the baby as a mistake or a punishment is a good start.
OBAMA-NATION - Wow, the problems do look different when you see them from the liberal point of view.
OTAKUISM - When you suffer from anime overload, you start cross cosplaying.
I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE CRAZY!! - But now I can see....your nuts??
OBAMANOMICS - "Stimulus" bill...Housing bailout...omnibus bill... Auto industry bailout...TARP II...$3.5T in FY10 budget... Nationalized health care...
STRAIGHT FROM THE HORSE'S MOUTH - "My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you'll join me as we try to change it." --Barack Obama
SILVER LINING - I just found mine!
SELF-APPOINTED "FUNNY" POLICE - The "special" step-children of loser mall cops. Why don't you go eat your donut, ogle the jailbait and pick your nose by the Orange Julius?
JEDI MIND TRICK - Oh! That's how he got elected. Unfortunately, that means that 52% of Americans are weak minded.
NICE AND EASY - Now, hand over $800B of your tax dollars and we can avoid any "catastrophe"
VICE PRESIDENT BIDEN - I would not be just a nothin' my head all full of stuffin' I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry, If I only had a brain.
TRUE LOVE -
LIBERAL TRUTH #1 - To win, you don't have to stand "for" any values, you merely have to demonize your opponent's values and stand "against" them
THIS MAN - He spent $700M to get a job that pays only $400K a year, and we're supposed to believe that he has the answers to fix an economic "crisis"??!!
SOCIALIST - "I think when you spread the wealth around, it's good for everybody" = Socialism
"SHOVEL-READY JOBS" - That's great Mr. President. Now that the illegal day laborers are getting the construction jobs your "stimulus" created, what are you going to do for American citizens?
MMMMMM! - Your perfume is driving me nuts! Is it Commie Klein? No, it's RED Door.
KWANZAA - Bringing Racism to Christmas Since 1966
PSST! - Do me a favor, Joe. SHUT THE HELL UP!!
IT HELP DESK - Somedays, it's better to throw the computer away then call them.
THE TRUTH REVEALED - ...so then this big dude with horns and a tail shows up at the party and says, "You want to be President, Barry? Just sign this contract."
YES. YES, YOU DID! - "I believe in the free market, competition and entrepreneurship, and think no small number of government programs don't work as advertised." --Barack Obama Really? Then explain your policies, sir.
THE USUAL SUSPECTS - In one month, these three imprudent politicians spent more of your tax dollars than was spent on both wars in Afghanistan and Iraq over the past 7 years.
PREPARATIONS - When your friend Raj asks you to try Indian food for the first time
KLEPTOCRACY - A govt by those who seek chiefly status and personal gain at the expense of the governed
OBAMA'S ECONOMIC PLAN - "Spreading the wealth"? Your plan spreads the hardship, Mr. President
TRUE LOVE - You'll know it when you see it!
CONFIDENCE - The feeling you have before you understand the situation
HOPE - ...left us on January 20, 2009. Now we are just left with this man's audacity.
TRUE FACE OF HUMANITY - Cause within every single one of us lies a raging psychopath
GOVERNMENT - "...is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other." --Ronald Reagan
REAL TRADGEDY - Romeo, Poor Romeo. By a cruel twist of fate, he got lucky with the wrong bitch. Seriously, man, none of this would have happened if Rosaline had just put out.
TRUE FRIENDS GIVE HELPFUL HINTS -
DEAF OR DISHONEST? - After sitting in Reverend Wright's church for 20 years, President Obama states that he never heard any inflammatory remarks from the pulpit.
$500K IN STIMULUS BILL - For a DOG PARK in Chula Vista, CA! (Creates 0 jobs) It's just like a mini-Congress. They just walk around sniffing each others' asses and pissing on everything.
$83 BILLION IN STIMULUS BILL - For Earned Income Credit to people who don't pay income taxes. Mr. President, that's not a "tax break"; that's WELFARE!
HYPOCRITES - Joe the Plumber - owed $1.2K in Ohio taxes - attacked by Dems Tim Geithner - owes $34K in taxes - nominated for Sec of Treasury
2 GIRLS 2 CUPS - Whoever Did Wish For THAT Sequel - Would The Asshole Please Stand Up?!?
POP! - The sound of a man pulling his head out when he realized his campaign claims of wiretaps being illegal were completely false. I think someone owes President Bush an apology.
OBAMA'S VETTING PROCESS - Geithner, Daschle, Freeman, Panetta, Richardson, Atkinson, Tierney, Garvey, Nazareth, over a dozen lobbyists, and the list keeps growing.
TESTIMONIAL - For years I was cheating on my taxes but I got caught, so I called BHO Tax Relief. Not only didn't I pay penalties or interest, but now I run the IRS. Thanks, Barack!
BIPARTISANSHIP - Liberal definition: Republicans just need to shut the hell up and sign what I put in front of them.
$600M IN STIMULUS BILL - For a "Heritage Trail" in Natchez, MS! (Creates 65 jobs) That's $9,230,769.23 for each employee to... MAKE A DIRT PATH!!??
DADDY'S RIGHT. - Your real mom is a lot hotter than the one you know. Now she lives in my house.
TRUE BLOOD VS. TWILIGHT - True Blood wins. You get to see Anna Paquin's tits... *FAP* *FAP* *FAP*
COMMERCIALS - If only they were as truthful as this
WHY NERDS -
DELICIOUS JELL-O - Unfortunatly it is made with Gelatin. Gelatin is so delicious because it is made from ground up pig and cow hooves.
ON THE TAKE! - Top 4 political recipients of Fannie Mae/Freddie Mac donations ('89-'08) Source: www.opensecrets.org
THE ULTIMATE POLITICIAN - "The statesman shears the sheep; the politician skins them." --Austin O-Malley
SCAM-WOW AKA STIMULUS BILL - You'll be saying WOW every time you see where your tax dollars are going ...but act now, because we can't do this all day (people may catch on to us)
THE STIMULUS BILL OF 2009 - Nothing ever good happens on Friday the 13th, but this day we all got slashed!
REALIZATION - That moment of lucidity when you recognize there's no way you can deliver on your promises
PREVARICATOR - "...no pork in the Stimulus Bill" --Barack Obama (if you don't count dog parks, frisbee golf course, STD testing, NASA satellite, ATV trails, doorbells, digital converters, etc...)
B.O.H.I.C.A. - $780B for Stimulus + $75B for Housing + $22B for Autos + approx. $1T for TARP II. Yep, we're screwed!
HEY! PRESIDENT KOOL-AID! - Every citizen in the USA is being tortured by means of water-boarding with liberal Obamaid. (Pinko Commie Flavor)
SOCIALISM IS HERE - The Stimulus Bill is the single largest transfer of money from the marketplace to the government in US history... Comrade
LIONS - The only place in which having five of them makes you a winner is motifake.com
TELEPROMPTER CRUTCH - Because it's easier to read a message of "Hope" and "Change" than to actually know your message.
OBAMA'S MARKET - Self explanatory
GIFT OF THE MAGI -
'TIL DEATH DO US PART - There are only so few other alternatives.
SMALLER MEATS OR BIGGER BIKE? - Cant Turn Em, But At Least I Got Em!
WISTFUL THOUGHTS -
TRUE LOVE'S FIRST KISS -
DOES CUBBYBEAR DREAM? -
A MOTIFAKE HAIKU -
BIRDS OF LOVE -
LOVE IS.... -
THE GLOBAL MODS - I believe we ALL know who's who, right? (from left to right: TOC, Rerun, Aggy's boyfriend)
VEHICULAR HOMCIDE -
TRUE LOVE - is the greatest thing in the world except for a nice MLT
CANADIANS BEWARE - Colbert is going to the Winter Olympics. You have been warned.
TRUER WORDS WERE NEVER... - Scrawled under your skin with a dirty needle...
LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT - Sometimes you just know in an instant... ...She's the one for me!!!
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