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Trek Demotivational Poster



DUELING FACEPALMS - When you're not the only one who realizes how dumb that truly was

BLACK CATS - Your preposterous human superstitions are quite illogical.

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Rating: 4.55/5

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Sean - May 17, 2010, 11:38 pm
One lion for every black cat I have.

THE USS PORKUPRISE - Captain Log, Stardate 312689.39060121763. We have eaten the warp drive and are currently floating a drift...ommnommnomm

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Rating: 4.44/5

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curzondax12 - September 27, 2010, 4:36 am
As a Trekkie and a carnivore I love this!

BONES MCCOY - He knows when a man is dead

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Rating: 2.72/5

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Rating: 4.81/5

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Donkasaurus - January 25, 2011, 12:11 am
Omfg hahah! I used to watch this at my babysitters when I was little. Reading Rainbow that is :/ haha.
Cubbybear - January 24, 2011, 11:43 pm
Worf is happy
jameswnash - January 24, 2011, 10:34 pm
LaForge got to them huh?

SECOND-IN-COMMAND FACEPALM - When the boss doesn't realize how full of fail he really is

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Rating: 2.71/5

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DreMagnum - March 15, 2010, 4:14 pm
Its a different pic, from the same scene, but a different pic. Still not funny though.
GreyScorpion - March 15, 2010, 4:10 pm
jam1977, 2nd time you've used this same pic in 2 days. find a new one


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Rating: 2.86/5

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Pikeman - October 28, 2015, 5:43 pm
If you only watch for the sex it is more efficient to google porn.
AingealVanHelsing - September 14, 2010, 10:15 am
i had to see it to believe it lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQr7NXKfAMs
forseti - July 5, 2010, 3:52 am
Loki2 - July 4, 2010, 9:05 pm
Actually in Return of the Jedi there is a quick boob shot. When Jaba opens the trap door and the dancer is falling. Just before that when she is jerking around and as she is falling out of frame her right boob is exposed. Kinda sad that I know this.......
Anonymous2 - July 4, 2010, 8:36 pm
Unfortunately, the only nudity I remember from Star Wars was Jabba's fatness.

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK - I'm sorry, I STILL can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am


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Rating: 3.71/5

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MagicBob - November 24, 2013, 4:23 pm
What are the posting rules, you guys actually have rules?
DreMagnum - February 2, 2010, 8:13 am
I chuckled so I give it a 4
motifake - February 2, 2010, 8:04 am

This is actually pretty funny. Any posting rule may be broken at mod discretion for funny
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 2, 2010, 7:33 am

I never said it did.....he didn't get it ...I explained it......still 1L.
culos - February 2, 2010, 7:12 am
Having seen Startrek doesn't make this a very good poster either. It's not even in proper MOTIFAKE format (Caption - no text)and should not have been approved.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 2, 2010, 7:04 am

Then you should be ashamed.
CANADA - February 2, 2010, 12:49 am
I haven't seen any star trek ever except for part of the new movie
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 2, 2010, 12:47 am

Then you haven't seen enough Star Trek.
CANADA - February 2, 2010, 12:35 am
I dont get this


NO BRAINER - Kirk rules, Picard drools.

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Rating: 2.32/5

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CRAZY SPACE CHICKS - Who cares if they might kill you? It's SO worth it!

CAPTAIN KIRK - Always looking to go where no man has gone before. (Hell, if someone was there before him, he didn't care.)

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Rating: 3.6/5

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Gr8april - August 23, 2011, 8:38 am


BOLDLY GO... YEP.. NOW - No coffee, no flyee across Universee.

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Rating: 3.43/5

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Ed-Hyde - May 4, 2010, 12:01 pm
Amen to that! No Coffee No Workee!

SPOCK HER - Because the Shocker would be illogical.

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Rating: 3.92/5

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G4briel - March 9, 2010, 8:56 am
Live long and spock her. Spock her as hell.


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Rating: 3.34/5

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ILLOGICAL - Having a woman like this...and only boinking her once every seven years.

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Rating: 3.35/5

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CANADA - July 5, 2010, 11:17 am
If it wasnt for the tags I wouldnt know what you were talking about

SHE'S GREEN? - That'll do.


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Rating: 3.56/5

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WE ARE THE BORG - All your base are belong to us

M.A.L.T. VULCANS - Totally Logical (and fricking HOT!) Live Long And Prosper

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Rating: 4.18/5

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VULCAN BREAST MELD - More socially acceptable than the mind meld but still not allowed to be performed openly

TREK PORN - And You Thought You Were Getting Troi On Crusher

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Rating: 3.75/5

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javalord32 - July 13, 2010, 11:46 am
we are all seperate....is there a way that the site could say that.... i do not like catchin flak form people sayin that i create second accounts to get around things.....who is phil2727
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 11:43 am
what about unholysinner, and phil2727?
javalord32 - July 13, 2010, 11:41 am
greasyjizzball and otakugiant are not me again friends on a network with the same ip address


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Rating: 3.55/5

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urzaknight - January 7, 2010, 12:59 pm


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Rating: 3.71/5

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Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 10:59 pm
weve also got a little fighter sized thing that can destroy suns, so WHAT NOW! also WHOS GOT THE JEDI?
scott denny - January 8, 2010, 6:24 pm
Or while they where charging their weapons to engage, Chuck Norris would just kick through both ships. Then Jason Statham would destroy Chuck. Logical outcome.
Preacher Man - January 8, 2010, 3:19 pm
What would really happen? While they were both distracted with fighting, Mal Reynolds would fly Serenity in and rob them both blind.
scott denny - January 7, 2010, 2:18 pm
Star Wars needs a ship the size of a small planet, to destroy a planet. Star Trek : Just needed one Romulan civilian mining ship and a single drop of Red Matter. Yeah, Suck it.
scott denny - January 7, 2010, 1:48 pm
Photon torpedoes. Kirk and Picard would murder Vader and Maul where they stand.
urzaknight - January 7, 2010, 1:00 pm
Star Wars is the winner



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Rating: 3.72/5

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Reality Lord - August 12, 2010, 5:35 pm
ok ok call me a trekkie but i loved this...5L's girl....nice!

I REGRET TO INFORM YOU, CAPTAIN, - that I have so far been unable to synthesize the components of the chemical compound you call 'Viagra'. However, I have come across rather intriguing references to a 'penis pump'.


NEVER HAS PUBLIC DISLIKE - been so good for an Actor's career.

Captain Kirk -

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Rating: 2.63/5

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CAPTAIN, I THINK WE HAVE A PROBLEM. - We're all out of scotch.

Expendability -

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Rating: 2.34/5


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Rating: 4.19/5

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coldinjected - February 9, 2011, 11:41 am
I agree necro and I would sign that petition Feral!!! Let's get on that, my friend.
Feralpumpkin - February 9, 2011, 2:06 am
In fairness though who doesn't want an Epic WKRP Movie!
necronomicronic - February 9, 2011, 12:58 am
That movie is a stand-alone triumph of cinematography. Even if I had no idea what was going on in either saga I would have given a high rating. 5 fascinating plot devices
coldinjected - February 8, 2011, 9:57 am
Maybe he doesn't like any sci fi/drama and wishes for an epic WKRP in Cincinatti movie.
Feralpumpkin - February 8, 2011, 4:43 am
his point was that he hates all sci fi and in fact wished for an epic TJ Hooker movie...
coldinjected - February 6, 2011, 8:16 pm
Analyze all you want scotts... it appears by the rating most people got it. But thank you. Not sure what your point was.
scotts13 - February 5, 2011, 10:37 am
Which TV series recently got made into an "epic" movie? Certainly not the one shown. And what's this other trilogy they're talking about? Ruining Star Wars is over and done with.

EVEN THE CAPTAIN - Panics when his two girls meet up.

Q - I have to know. . . Do you. . .do you still respect me?

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Rating: 3.43/5

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Zealot - April 27, 2010, 7:00 pm
what, come on this is 4/5 material atleast
R.S.Jake - April 27, 2010, 6:06 pm
Q: "What do you mean 'still'?"

STAR TREK GAY - Cause Sulu wasn't the only one on the DL.

KHAN - He never forgets a face. Even if he's never seen it before.

OMG! - Yoko Ono is really George Takei! I'll never be able to look at Sulu the same way again...

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Rating: 4.6/5

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agdaniele - December 2, 2010, 8:04 pm
Dead on, jmac... through the roof.
Jmac0585 - December 2, 2010, 9:31 am
It should have said "OH MY!" instead of OMG. Excellent observation on any end.

CAN YOU HEAR IT? - The old Star Trek fight music? Dada da, da, da, da, da, da dada da dah, Dada da, da, da, da, da, da dada DA dah...

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Rating: 3.63/5

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BrokenEye - July 1, 2010, 6:49 pm
Shit dude, I don't even remember what the old Star Trek fight music WAS (and the text doesn't exactly convey audio well).


GAY ALIENS - Your eyebrows are FABULOUS!


Sex pest Riker takes his authority too far... again. -

VULCAN BAIT - Totally worth a vulcan nerve pinch

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Rating: 4.31/5

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jibarocampesino - July 28, 2010, 11:57 am
Vulvait ? or Vulcait? (i just hate to see a great picture being damage by the camera on it.
motifake - July 13, 2010, 11:46 am

Should have titled it "Vulcain Bait - sorta like jailbait, but with pointy ears"
pieman - February 10, 2010, 12:50 pm
I know I am going to regret asking this but would Vulcan bait be at least 30 or 40 years old.


CAPT. JEAN-LUC PICARD - Shakespeare's got NOTHING on this smooth-talking, French Mother-Fucker!!!!

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Rating: 2.27/5

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agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 9:20 pm
rerun - July 15, 2010, 9:17 pm

why? Just because a guy like trek?
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 9:16 pm


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Rating: 3.41/5

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DOCTOR MCCOY - I have had enough of your shit.


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Rating: 4.75/5

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GreyScorpion - October 13, 2010, 6:58 pm
Funny, nice twist. 5L

SCOTTY - A Chief Engineers Job Is Never Done

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Rating: 4.5/5

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tjhawk - July 8, 2010, 6:54 pm
Faceplant31 - July 8, 2010, 1:43 pm

The pic is worth 5L by itself. Nice one.

NAME YOUR POISON-STAR TREK STYLE - Yo quiero Pyrillian Grub Worm Soufflé!

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Rating: 4.13/5

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THE CAPTAIN - Because the captain can do what he wants.

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Rating: 3.67/5

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sacho - November 7, 2010, 9:09 pm
the hat could be sort of ahab from moby dick. but the moustashe? i think not..


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Rating: 3.66/5

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Sean - May 23, 2010, 1:49 am
Set phasers on ... sigh.
Derek - February 1, 2010, 7:00 pm
Yep, I feel I'm Scotty every day.



THAT NIGHT... - they shared a love that dare not speak its name

PATRICK STEWART - best known for his work in chicken little as "Mr. Woolensworth".

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Rating: 2.83/5

INTERGALLATIC LOVE - It's Out of this World....Literally OUT OF THIS WORLD!!!!!

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Rating: 2.7/5

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Cubbybear - July 15, 2010, 8:58 pm
5/5 BIG Data fan.

BARACK OBAMA - The first Vulcan-American President of The United States of America



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Rating: 4.05/5

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DonTarsin - July 28, 2010, 2:00 pm
I knew it! You just CAN'T resist them. To...yummy... must... !!cough!!



SPOCK - Builds mnemonic memory circuits using stone knives and bearskins.... You don't

THE DEBATE - It has just ended.... ....The Empire wins!

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Rating: 4.71/5

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AdmiralAckbar - October 25, 2010, 4:11 pm
We will assrape wil wheaton to death ~The Fans...Robot Chicken
agdaniele - October 25, 2010, 10:10 am
I've said it before, and I'll say it again... Will Wheaton is Star Trek's Scrappy Doo. Huzzah to the Empire!


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Rating: 4.36/5

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HEY REDSHIRT! - Bruce Lee is pissed that you ruined the picture... ...and you know what happens to REDSHIRTS

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Rating: 4.32/5

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ICEMAN - March 16, 2010, 8:46 am
Yep. Thats the coolest blue box with a '?' ever.
DreMagnum - March 16, 2010, 8:07 am
Either way, I'm confirmed for having the coolest avatar.
agdaniele - March 16, 2010, 7:51 am
I see a Malcom X avatar... or maybe it's just where the gold is buried on a treasure map.
thatonechick - March 16, 2010, 7:30 am
Now, that's just not true. I see a blue box with a white question mark... :S
Ed-Hyde - March 16, 2010, 6:41 am
double check the link, Dre, the rest of the world has a big red X
DreMagnum - March 16, 2010, 2:16 am
I DONT KNOW.....its showing up on my screen so.....
CANADA - March 16, 2010, 2:13 am
hey Dre, where is your avatar?
CANADA - March 16, 2010, 2:12 am
thanks, I didn't know. I've never watched it
Cubbybear - March 16, 2010, 2:04 am
Red shirts always die on Trek
DreMagnum - March 16, 2010, 2:04 am
Im guessing the redshirt reference
CANADA - March 16, 2010, 1:45 am
why is it tagged star trek?

MOD TREK - Soon we will know their origins.

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Rating: 3.91/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 29, 2010, 11:13 am

Not a new phenomenon.........Motifake evolves.
Faceplant31 - April 29, 2010, 10:54 am

I think a lot of the latest posters have been getting rated crappy because of the slow down of regulars. We have so many new members who come on here looking for bricks shat posters and then see this and have no idea what it is and rate it low.
thatonechick - April 29, 2010, 10:46 am
I dunno why it's lower rated. It got my 5 days ago. :D @FP, it's a photo of you faceplanting... I think. Maybe.
Faceplant31 - April 29, 2010, 10:42 am

Nice coolio! Your talent is effin amazazing! 1 ? tho, whats with the 2 to last pic? Is that towards me or what i have no idea what the pic is of?
CoolioIndeed - April 29, 2010, 12:27 am
can't say*
CoolioIndeed - April 28, 2010, 11:54 pm
Hmm, I'm guessing its rated lower than the others due to the crappy job on the last pic lol. Can't same I blame em = / *goes back to grindstone*
Reason - April 24, 2010, 8:38 am
the staggering amount of time this must have taken warrants 5L for encouragement if nothing else.
Densaku - April 24, 2010, 6:26 am
Good parody of a crappy movie.

WESLEY CRUSHER 2.0 - Now cuter... and more female

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Rating: 3.76/5

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javalord32 - October 20, 2010, 3:10 pm
i think you mean less female
rerun - April 12, 2010, 8:45 pm

I got wesley crusher robot chicken. google dude smoke the best stuff
thatonechick - April 12, 2010, 8:34 pm
I got "wesley crusher die die die," which is kinda extreme. :S
NightWatcher - April 4, 2010, 7:56 pm
well thank you
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 7:56 pm
LOL - even if it wasn't a character, it stands as funny just from the caption.
Produceman117 - April 4, 2010, 7:54 pm
As I have no idea who this is, I Googled her and I got the autocompletion "Somebody's jealous"
NightWatcher - April 4, 2010, 7:53 pm
You're not joking
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 7:51 pm
(and it wasn't easy to find someone more effeminate)
NightWatcher - April 4, 2010, 7:49 pm
It's Naomi Wildman from Star Trek Voyager.
Signe - April 4, 2010, 7:04 pm
As I have no idea who this is, I googled her and I got the autocomplection "Wesley Crusher Annoying"
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 4:07 pm
Exactly, night. Hang in there. You're getting it.
NightWatcher - April 4, 2010, 4:05 pm
I do. I guess it's just trial and error.
GreyScorpion - April 4, 2010, 4:04 pm
nicejob NightWatcher, don't you feel better about this than the first 2 you tried to fly? 5L
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:55 pm
Well done! To me, Wesley Crusher was always the Scrappy Doo of Star Trek.


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Rating: 3.65/5

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rerun - August 12, 2010, 10:32 am

wow, I love that sculpture on the bottom right

KLINGON WOMAN - Because VULCAN babes are a little to tame

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Rating: 3.5/5

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Spunkmonkey - June 2, 2011, 7:45 pm
I SO would..

CAPTAIN PICARD - Never let him drive

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Rating: 3.46/5

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agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 10:41 am
This has a Megaforce feel!
rerun - March 20, 2010, 10:16 am

when I was growing up this vehicle was a dune buggy.


GREEN GENES - You know you want 'em!


KLINGONS - They can be merciful

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Rating: 2.81/5

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BEING NUMBER ONE - Means using your middle finger to boss people around

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Rating: 2.63/5

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agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 3:17 am
That's what I'm talking about!

Star Trek Porn -

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Rating: 2.62/5

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ORION SLAVE GIRLS - Thank Heaven for the Black Market!

Worf -

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Rating: 2.4/5

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THE ENTERPRISE - Scotty finds it exciting.

LENS FLARES - Wanna make look a franchise raping like a great movie? Just blind viewer's eyes with light, a lot of it.

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Rating: 2.2/5

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Zreiser - December 11, 2010, 8:11 pm
I can't even tell what it's supposed to say...
ThatGuy - February 4, 2010, 11:18 pm
Grammer fail...
Derek - January 28, 2010, 5:30 pm
Star Tack

YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED - Resistance is Futile

MR. SPOCK - He's such a MAMA"s boy! Gotta love a guy who love's his mama

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Rating: 4/5

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BoneCD - January 31, 2010, 10:39 am
5 poodles
okami - January 31, 2010, 5:52 am
Boy, I 'bout collapsed my lungs laughing! Great work!
Woodywood03a - January 31, 2010, 2:37 am
Good one 5L!!!
Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 31, 2010, 1:15 am
Spock's mom used to be Jane Wyman, but got upgraded to Winona Ryder. I'd be her mama's boy. I'd be her pizza delivery boy. I'd be her cabana boy. I'd ...oh you get it.
Derek - January 31, 2010, 12:24 am
As soon as we saw he was a red-shirt we knew he was in trouble.
sickartist - January 30, 2010, 9:00 pm
Beautifully done 5L

TRANSPORTER ACCIDENT - Somewhere in the universe, there is a double-sided ass... ...and KIRK found it!

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Rating: 4/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 18, 2010, 2:10 am

I tried to use this pic months ago and was rejected for NSFW...I guess you have to be Hawaiian to get anywhere around here....XD
ICEMAN - May 18, 2010, 1:30 am
Kirk was too late. Culos found it first.
pieman - May 1, 2010, 11:20 am
First officers log. The captain has made contact with a new life form. He seems obsessed with it. I have no interested in examining this life form for several years.




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Rating: 3.2/5

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I AM NOT OUR FATHER - But, I am my own grandpa. Needless to say Young Spock was fascinated.

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Rating: 3.14/5

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SPOCK - Likes the little girls

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Rating: 2.91/5

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RED SHIRTS - Guaranteed deaths.

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Rating: 2.89/5

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STAR TREK VS STAR WARS - Porn for geeks.

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Rating: 2.8/5

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