Trek Demotivational Poster
I DON'T CARE IF IT IS A DELICACY JIM - IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT AND I'M NOT EATING IT!!
DUELING FACEPALMS - When you're not the only one who realizes how dumb that truly was
BLACK CATS - Your preposterous human superstitions are quite illogical.
THE USS PORKUPRISE - Captain Log, Stardate 312689.39060121763. We have eaten the warp drive and are currently floating a drift...ommnommnomm
BONES MCCOY - He knows when a man is dead
READING RAINBOW -
SECOND-IN-COMMAND FACEPALM - When the boss doesn't realize how full of fail he really is
GRATUITOUS NUDITY -
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK - I'm sorry, I STILL can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am
KIRK HAIKU -
NO BRAINER - Kirk rules, Picard drools.
CRAZY SPACE CHICKS - Who cares if they might kill you? It's SO worth it!
CAPTAIN KIRK - Always looking to go where no man has gone before. (Hell, if someone was there before him, he didn't care.)
BALLET CLASSES -
BOLDLY GO... YEP.. NOW - No coffee, no flyee across Universee.
SPOCK HER - Because the Shocker would be illogical.
KLINGON PROVERB -
ILLOGICAL - Having a woman like this...and only boinking her once every seven years.
SHE'S GREEN? - That'll do.
SPOCK'S HUMANITY -
WE ARE THE BORG - All your base are belong to us
M.A.L.T. VULCANS - Totally Logical (and fricking HOT!) Live Long And Prosper
72 VIRGINS -
VULCAN BREAST MELD - More socially acceptable than the mind meld but still not allowed to be performed openly
TREK PORN - And You Thought You Were Getting Troi On Crusher
RED SHIRTS -
THE ETERNAL QUESTION -
USE ANDREX -
STARTING CONTESTS -
I REGRET TO INFORM YOU, CAPTAIN, - that I have so far been unable to synthesize the components of the chemical compound you call 'Viagra'. However, I have come across rather intriguing references to a 'penis pump'.
NEVER HAS PUBLIC DISLIKE - been so good for an Actor's career.
Captain Kirk -
CAPTAIN, I THINK WE HAVE A PROBLEM. - We're all out of scotch.
STAR TREK -
EVEN THE CAPTAIN - Panics when his two girls meet up.
Q - I have to know. . . Do you. . .do you still respect me?
STAR TREK GAY - Cause Sulu wasn't the only one on the DL.
KHAN - He never forgets a face. Even if he's never seen it before.
OMG! - Yoko Ono is really George Takei! I'll never be able to look at Sulu the same way again...
CAN YOU HEAR IT? - The old Star Trek fight music? Dada da, da, da, da, da, da dada da dah, Dada da, da, da, da, da, da dada DA dah...
GAY ALIENS - Your eyebrows are FABULOUS!
VULCAN SHOCKER -
Sex pest Riker takes his authority too far... again. -
VULCAN BAIT - Totally worth a vulcan nerve pinch
CAPT. JEAN-LUC PICARD - Shakespeare's got NOTHING on this smooth-talking, French Mother-Fucker!!!!
ORION SLAVE GIRLS -
DOCTOR MCCOY - I have had enough of your shit.
SPACED OUT -
SCOTTY - A Chief Engineers Job Is Never Done
NAME YOUR POISON-STAR TREK STYLE - Yo quiero Pyrillian Grub Worm Soufflé!
THE CAPTAIN - Because the captain can do what he wants.
CAPTAIN BENJAMIN SISKO -
THAT NIGHT... - they shared a love that dare not speak its name
PATRICK STEWART - best known for his work in chicken little as "Mr. Woolensworth".
INTERGALLATIC LOVE - It's Out of this World....Literally OUT OF THIS WORLD!!!!!
BARACK OBAMA - The first Vulcan-American President of The United States of America
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE - The BORG not so scary as CUPCAKES
RED SHIRT -
SPOCK - Builds mnemonic memory circuits using stone knives and bearskins.... You don't
THE DEBATE - It has just ended.... ....The Empire wins!
HEY REDSHIRT! - Bruce Lee is pissed that you ruined the picture... ...and you know what happens to REDSHIRTS
MOD TREK - Soon we will know their origins.
WESLEY CRUSHER 2.0 - Now cuter... and more female
FULLY FUNCTIONAL -
KLINGON WOMAN - Because VULCAN babes are a little to tame
CAPTAIN PICARD - Never let him drive
BLUE SHIRT -
GREEN GENES - You know you want 'em!
KLINGONS - They can be merciful
RED SHIRTS -
BEING NUMBER ONE - Means using your middle finger to boss people around
Star Trek Porn -
YOU HEARD HIM - OR HE'LL GO BORG ON YOU!
ORION SLAVE GIRLS - Thank Heaven for the Black Market!
THE ENTERPRISE - Scotty finds it exciting.
LENS FLARES - Wanna make look a franchise raping like a great movie? Just blind viewer's eyes with light, a lot of it.
YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED - Resistance is Futile
MR. SPOCK - He's such a MAMA"s boy! Gotta love a guy who love's his mama
TRANSPORTER ACCIDENT - Somewhere in the universe, there is a double-sided ass... ...and KIRK found it!
RED SHIRTS -
KLINGON MIND MELD -
YOUR STORIES -
I AM NOT OUR FATHER - But, I am my own grandpa. Needless to say Young Spock was fascinated.
SPOCK - Likes the little girls
RED SHIRTS - Guaranteed deaths.
STAR TREK VS STAR WARS - Porn for geeks.
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