Query tags with term: tom
OCTOMOM - Taking her nickname literally Ewwwwww!
CUBBYBEAR - Prefers Melons Over Tomatoes
SHE'S MY CONEY ISLAND BABY - Every night she comes to take me out to dreamland When I'm with her, I'm the richest man in the town Tom Waits
BILLY MAYS - It may be of poor taste, but you know you laughed
TOP GUN -
THE OLDER WOMAN -
BIG BOTTOM, BIG BOTTOM - Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em Big bottom drive me out of my mind How could I leave this behind?
LOYALTY - If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't follow... I'd be at the bottom to catch them.
I DO NOT KNOW -
NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST - It's usually not this funny
NUDE CODE - Why doesn't it work when you really need it?!
SERVICE ADVISORS - They don't know shit.
KNOWLEDGE - ...is kowing that pickles, and tomatoes are fruits. Wisdom is knowing not to put them together in a fruit salad
THE DETOUR -
BICYCLE SEAT -
APOCALYPSE - Don't worry about the world ending today... It's already tomorrow in Australia.
NOT FUNNY ENOUGH - Show me the funny!
TOMORROW - Don't worry, everything will be better in the morning. There's always tomorrow
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