Sucks Demotivational Poster
NO WORDS CAN DESCRIBE IT. - So beautiful... They should have sent a poet.
DECISIONS - Because some questions don't deserve an answer.
LARS ULRICH - Me banging on pots with spoons > Lars Ulrich
APATHY - I'd post more but I don't really care
CONSERVATIVES - When will they learn to get the FUCK off my internets?
PS3 - It doubles as a paperweight and a doorstop!!
SWEDEN - realy sucks at ice-hockey
Best Thing About Dating A Cubs Fan? -
BUZZKILL - Nothing like a cold splash of reality to ruin the mood.
VOLLEYBALL - Something else that Timmy sucks at !!
NO U - He's also the asshole who brought the economy to it's lowest level in 17 years, Lost millions of jobs, and also, Before him, gas was a dollar.
ANIME - All we need is a Powerpoint presentation
ANIME - Seriously, What's up with this shit? Gimme Bugs & Daffy anytime
FAGGOTRY! - If you have ever wondered what faggotry looks like... Look no further.
THE RAIDERS - The only way they get a Super Bowl Ring is if McDonalds starts puting them in Happy Meals.
WEIGHT LIFTING - when you struggle to lift 30 pounds, dont try to lift 400.
ANIME HOSTAGE -
HARRY POTTER -
DINOSAURS - Thanks for getting us from A to B.
WARDROBE DECISIONS - Are Much Cooler When You're Fictional
DID YOU KNOW... - 70% of athletes go bankrupt? Because they do shit like this with their money
JERSEY SHORE - 2012 cannot get here soon enough.
WHEN IT ALL BOILS DOWN -
BEHOLD - The birth of a Motifaker
90210 - Why? Really....why?
TRUE BLOOD VS. TWILIGHT - True Blood wins. You get to see Anna Paquin's tits... *FAP* *FAP* *FAP*
THE DISNEY CHANNEL - Making whores out of drama queens since Mickey Mouse died
HIGH SCHOOL - In the end, it's not the things you've learnt that defines your high school years It's the number of hours you've spent inside a locker that does
FOURTH PLACE -
THAT'S RIGHT - Because naming a place something like Myanmar will deflect Natural Disasters!
SPREAD THE WEATLH - The wealth...where did it go...it's gone...is it under your bed?
FAILURE - Because sometimes when you reach for the sky, you hit a beam.
PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE -
Work Sucks -
XMAS BABY BLUES -
HAPPY NEW YEAR -
SECURITY FEATURES - sponsored by microsoft
PICTURE PERFECT -
GOOGLE SFW SEARCH - PERHAPS IF AN UNSPECIFIED FEW HAD BEEN a little more restrained, I might still have motifake at work.
THE RABBIT HOLE -
LOOK WHAT I FOUND! -
MASOCHISM - The attraction to redheads is a lot like being addicted to drugs.
HIGH SCHOOL FRIENDS -
JAPANESE MOVIES -
DEMOTIVATIONAL - TO REALIZE THAT THEY WILL GROW UP AND NEVER BE AS CUTE AND CUDDLY AND LOVELY AGAIN..... -
TODAY - For some it’s a pool of hope For others it’s a toilet To bad your pool is down stream
THIS IS SPARTA!!!! -
SUMMER JOB -
PISSING OFF THE WAITER - Oh he'll give you lemons, but that's not lemonade.
WORK ETHIC -
A BLOWJOB -
RAISE YOUR HAND -
LEAVE THE STRESS BEHIND - and when your done eat three whoppers then go buy a pack of smokes your life sucks
THE EVOLUTION OF MUSIC - From Michael Jackson to American Idol to Justin Bieber - we are so screwed in the future
WEDDED BLITZ -
NBC - Nothing.But.Cunts.
THREE WISHES FOR YOU -
FAILURE - To give a flying monkey fuck! Just throw your arm out already!
YOU SEE? - Even your Satellite Provider cannot deny it!
LOOK, KIDS! A FALLING STAR! - Make a wish!
IMMORTALITY - Sucks, when you're a Zombie !
DEMOTIVATION - Starburst Sucks, and so do you!
SWIMMING POOLS - A lot of fun until someone sits on the drain.
TRUVO SUCKS.. - ...the sweat off a Dead Knackers Balls
NO JERKS HERE - That's what the guns are for!
SUNTAN - can look gay
THINK I'M GOING TO KATMANDU - WRONG!! I said "That's A Cat Man Dude!"
WNBA - Kind of like the NBA, except the players can't dunk and they're not as good looking
TEAM LUKE OR TEAM HAN - only Leia can decide
MOTIFAIL - Because no one can do it correctly without making themselves look stupid
TRULY DEMOTIVATIONAL, GIRLS WILL BE GIRLS -
HOW DO YOU SAY "THANK YOU" - In German you little bitch!
LOL - His daddy got him the Ivy Leauge degrees, He was an alcaholic, and a coke head, Also, he got us into a stupid war, fucker.
SOCCER - What do you do when baseball, basketball, football and hockey, are just too hard, and you are too slow to make the track team? Don't worry, we got you covered.
Fuck Old Sayings -
Xmas suX -