Sex Demotivational Poster
REDHEADS - You can sleep with a blonde You can sleep with a brunette but you will never sleep with a redhead
WHERE'S CUBBYBEAR? - He's missed his last ten 2:30 floggings. If this keeps up, I'm going to look for someone new to be my "whipping boy".
MOTHERFUCKER - He's starting early
A REAL MAN -
HORNY BUCK LICKING PUSSY - Life is so much funnier with a dirty mind
SANTA CLAUS -
HE'S AN ANTEATER - Fuck You!
ROLE PLAYING - Is that a lightsaber in your hand ? ... Cool I love Star Wars !
MAN'S DOWNFALL -
MAN BOOBS - As disturbing as this may seem. Imagine if this was really a woman
TREEBEARD IS GONNA BE PISSED! -
BABYSITTERS - why for the love of GOD did they not look like this when i was little
MY NEIGHBORS, THE TWO CUTE, YOUNG, LESBIANS NEXT DOOR, - asked me what I would like for my birthday, they gave me a Timex. I'm pretty sure that they misunderstood me when I said "I wanna watch !"
WOW! - Look at that collection of wine bottles.
PIKACHU?!? - Damn, I've been spending WAY too much time alone playing Pokemon...
GIVE UP - No Matter How Much You Work Out Your Twinkie-Packing Ass Will Never Look This Good
ATHEISM - In God we trust... that you aren't real.
SURPRISE DOLPHIN SEX - Works. Every. Time.
SEXY REDHEADS - They always seem to be able to motivate me
LAST NIGHT -
ALL THIS TIME.... -
DIFF BETWEEN WOMEN AND MEN -
OBEDIENCE SCHOOL - Fido failed it!
SHIT - When it happens, make the bitch clean it!
ADMIT IT - You'd go to the special hell too
SEX ADDICTION -
SEX - It's never the answer "Sex" is the question "Yes" is the answer
PRIAPISM - You can have too much of a good thing.
TINKERBELL - "My happiest thought, that allows me to fly, is of Tinkerbell naked, and she's sucking me dry..." ~Anonymous~
MATH GEEK POSITION - OH COMON !
SURPRISE BUTTSEX! - Not even Superman is safe.
EPIC CLEAVAGE -
STRIPPERS - I'm sorry daddy never hugged you now take your top off
SEXUAL POSITIONS - My wife loves the Wobbly Dryer
ORAL SEX - You´re doing it wrong!!
ORAL SEX - Five out of five Dentists agree.
SEXY NINJA - If you see her coming, I'm jealous.
ALGEBRA - Who ever imagined that mathematics could be so sexual
SELF LOVE - "If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter."-George Carlin
TUG TONER - For those times when you used yours to much but your not ready to use your buddies
NURSES - Caring, Compassionate, Amazing Shame they don't really look like this
HORNY? - If you can find the right fold, have at her.
WATCH AND LEARN -
CADBURY CREME EGGS - How Do You Eat Yours?
I DON'T GET IT - why are people scared of clowns?
SHE DOES THE TURKEY - and I get to do the stuffing
STRENGTH - No Pain No Gain
ANAL SEX - I promise I'll lube up.
DON'T BE SILLY -
BEER HOLDER -
REMEMBER LADIES - Fathers Day is coming up !
LETS TRY HAVING SEX - BEFORE WE RUSH INTO DATING
I'M NOT A SEX ADDICT - I have Restless Crotch Syndrome
ROOMMATES - They Have Sex On Your Bed.
SPRING CLEANING - The Fun Has Just Begun
SEXY PIRATES - when did you last see a ninja this sexy
REAL LIFE VS ANIME - real life is just as hot and you have a better chance of scoring with the one guess which one
ASIAN HOOKERS - 5 dora! Sucky sucky! I ruve you rong time! 5 dora!
NO OFFICER - I'M NOT SELLING SEX I'M SELLING CONDOMS WITH A FREE DEMONSTRATION WITH EACH PURCHASE
SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN! - Women CAN be satisfied by 3.5" and it doesn't matter if it's VISA or MASTERCARD!
YOU CAN PRAY - but sometimes you still get screwed
EARGASM - BETTER THAN SEX and you know it.
SOLID SNAKE - He's named after a penis for a reason.
PARENTS - Sometimes it's best not to think about what happens behind the bedroom door.
RAPE - its just surprise sex SURPRISE
SKIN TIGHT LEATHER BODYSUIT - Yes please
HEAVEN - Proof that one exists. At least for nerds.
ANAL SEX - On steroids!
NAUGHTY NURSE - It's Time For Your Sponge Bath
BEAUTY - Lies in the eyes of the... AGH!! MY EYES!!!!
THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG -
sexy mechanic -
NASCAR - Safety equipment now comes with passenger side dual front airbags
SEXUAL PREDATOR - Next time turn invisible...dumbass! BTW...easy prey is a no-no
YOU'VE BEEN A BAD GIRL - Now go to my room.
CENTRAL CONNECTICUT - Number one volleyball team in the nation. And it isn't close.
STATUTORY RAPE? - Or monumental misunderstanding?
HOMOSEXUALITY - It's real.
FARM GIRL -
SEXISM - hilarious and well deserved.
GRAND OPENINGS -
BEER PLACEMENT - Remember, Hot air rises - Cold air sinks So ALWAYS put your Beer at the bottom of the Fridge "Honey......can you get me a cold one"
HUNTER S. THOMPSON - I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
LUCKY AS CAN BE -
IT'S MORE FUN -
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