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CROSSDRESSER -




WHERE'S CUBBYBEAR? - He's missed his last ten 2:30 floggings. If this keeps up, I'm going to look for someone new to be my "whipping boy".




REDHEADS - You can sleep with a blonde You can sleep with a brunette but you will never sleep with a redhead




XMAS -




A REAL MAN -




MAN'S DOWNFALL -




HE'S AN ANTEATER - Fuck You!




MOTHERFUCKER - He's starting early




MY NEIGHBORS, THE TWO CUTE, YOUNG, LESBIANS NEXT DOOR, - asked me what I would like for my birthday, they gave me a Timex. I'm pretty sure that they misunderstood me when I said "I wanna watch !"




TREEBEARD IS GONNA BE PISSED! -




SEXY REDHEADS - They always seem to be able to motivate me




PIKACHU?!? - Damn, I've been spending WAY too much time alone playing Pokemon...




ROLE PLAYING - Is that a lightsaber in your hand ? ... Cool I love Star Wars !




SANTA CLAUS -




GIVE UP - No Matter How Much You Work Out Your Twinkie-Packing Ass Will Never Look This Good




SEX ADDICTION -




PRIAPISM - You can have too much of a good thing.




MATH GEEK POSITION - OH COMON !




ATHEISM - In God we trust... that you aren't real.




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