Query tags with term: sam
MIDGETS - They're just like the "shorties" you used to date, but without that annoying pedophile label.
HELL YEAH - Sometimes, you can just know the day is gonna be EPIC.
ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER - DO YOU SPEAK IT?
VAMPIRES - Are better counters than lovers.
MACE WINDU - The Force is strong in this mothefucka...
"GERBER BABY" REJECT - Little Sammy Kinison
SAMUEL JACKSON! - It will get you drunk! You'll be fuckin fat chicks in no time!
SAM FISHER - The guy you call when you want someone's day seriously fucked up
Sammich, motherfucker -
DON'T SHOOT!! - She's got a hostage!
CONTRAST - What's the difference between Osama Bin Laden and Monica Lewinski? Monica didn't die when she got shot in the face.
GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE. - Black people kill people.
A FUCKING ANACONDA? - Yeah, that's what your wife thought at first, too.
THAT'S IT! - I've had it with these motherfucking siths in this motherfucking galaxy far, far away.
SAMUEL L. JACKSON - Ruining movies since the 70's
MAKE ME A SAMMICH -
CONSPIRACY THEROY -
DEADLY - A womans tongue.. like a sharp sword can kill with one blow.. but most women prefer torturing you with it first....
GO ON! - Tell me to make you a sammich one more f%ing time
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