Query tags with term: sam
 | MIDGETS - They're just like the "shorties" you used to date, but without that annoying pedophile label. |
 | HELL YEAH - Sometimes, you can just know the day is gonna be EPIC. |
 | ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER - DO YOU SPEAK IT? |
 | VAMPIRES - Are better counters than lovers. |
 | MACE WINDU - The Force is strong in this mothefucka... |
 | "GERBER BABY" REJECT - Little Sammy Kinison |
 | SAMUEL JACKSON! - It will get you drunk! You'll be fuckin fat chicks in no time! |
 | OBVIOUS - |
 | SAM FISHER - The guy you call when you want someone's day seriously fucked up |
 | Sammich, motherfucker - |
 | DON'T SHOOT!! - She's got a hostage! |
 | CONTRAST - What's the difference between Osama Bin Laden and Monica Lewinski? Monica didn't die when she got shot in the face. |
 | GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE. - Black people kill people. |
 | A FUCKING ANACONDA? - Yeah, that's what your wife thought at first, too. |
 | THAT'S IT! - I've had it with these motherfucking siths in this motherfucking galaxy far, far away. |
 | SAMUEL L. JACKSON - Ruining movies since the 70's |
 | MAKE ME A SAMMICH - |
 | CONSPIRACY THEROY - |
 | DEADLY - A womans tongue.. like a sharp sword can kill with one blow.. but most women prefer torturing you with it first.... |
 | GO ON! - Tell me to make you a sammich one more f%&#ing time |
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