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S Demotivational Poster

BE VEWY, VEWY QWIET! - I'm hunting Cwiminals!

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Rating: 3.51/5

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TARGET AUDIENCE - Twilight advertises on tags of Gay and Gay-Test. They are reaching their target audience.


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Rating: 4.4/5

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Bandit5906 - March 19, 2016, 6:35 pm
Way Hawt!
Kung-Fu Devil - July 13, 2010, 9:55 am
*makes notes*
thatonechick - July 13, 2010, 9:02 am
Sarcastic comment... several lions... the end.
forseti - July 13, 2010, 8:30 am
_GUINNESS_! 2N, 2S... ignorant blasphemer! :P
Ed-Hyde - July 13, 2010, 7:40 am
Don't forget the guiness and bacon. Maybe an explosion or two. I think I've got a new motifake to create.
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 7:56 pm
Wow, that's a cute girl.

MANBEARPIG - Comes in WomanBearPig, too.

FAT GUYS IN THONGS - At least you're wearing a black one. It takes off 10 pounds.

MODERN ART - Because who needs talent when you can shit on a canvas

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Rating: 3.97/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 16, 2012, 10:23 pm
ROFLMAO! That's the same way I feel about break dancers.

LITTLE SISTERS - Gladly doing what you tell them for 18 years

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Rating: 4.49/5

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ANGRY MIDGET - Let's face it, they're all angry. You would be too if you lived at ass level.

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Rating: 4.13/5

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Pikeman - October 27, 2015, 6:27 am
It depends on the asses.
- February 3, 2011, 8:19 pm
Thank you, Jmac. RL, Culos is happy because he choose which asses to be near. Unfortunately, midgets don't get to be selective. (WTFO)
Jmac0585 - February 3, 2011, 10:57 am
5/5/5/5/5 Funny...
Jmac0585 - February 3, 2011, 10:56 am
5/5/5/5/5 Funny...
Reality Lord - February 3, 2011, 6:44 am
culos lives at ass level...and he seems pretty happy.

FURRY DILDO - Need I say more?

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Rating: 2.5/5

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THE HOT CRAZY SCALE - A girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot


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Rating: 4.78/5

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MonkeyStealsPeach - February 7, 2011, 10:29 am
Couldn't agree more ... and I work in an office full of players. 5 d20's
Reality Lord - February 5, 2011, 9:43 pm
jocks who always wanted to play D&D
Cubbybear - February 5, 2011, 8:03 pm
Who plays this anyway?

BITCH SLAP - And you too could own this look of satisfaction.

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Rating: 2.99/5

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bassman007 - March 11, 2011, 7:06 pm
I so wanted to do that to her when she was on Buck Rogers

REDHEADS - You can sleep with a blonde You can sleep with a brunette but you will never sleep with a redhead

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Rating: 3.98/5

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Theralgonalafatu - September 11, 2012, 6:30 pm
No, you won't be sleeping... and you won't wish you could either. Get it?
Alamaxout - January 9, 2011, 9:59 pm
I get it...*you wish you could*


SUPER GAY - being just plain gay is overrated

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Rating: 2.88/5

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TWILIGHT - Bella's first handjob

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Rating: 4.82/5

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mariand - November 26, 2011, 8:12 am
cool...I could help her with a napkin.

WASPS - Vikings of the insect world.

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Rating: 4.44/5

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Carmelita - June 5, 2013, 7:36 pm
Wasps can't help that they've been put on this earth. They have to live and eat just like we humans do. If a person was born so mentally challenged that they have no purpose in society should we kill them? Absolutely not.
nicholsjoshua15 - January 17, 2013, 2:22 pm
Wasps do serve a purpose. They kill bug that eat crops. So if you like fresh vegetables and fruit thank the Wasps.
CANADA - April 10, 2010, 2:46 pm
wasps bees or hornets are nothing unless you get them in your jacket on a motorcycle. then its eventful
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 2:12 am
Oddly, this description is quite close to the WASPs that I know.
stygian616 - April 10, 2010, 2:07 am
Wasps-fuck the bear cavalry!
MrBlack - April 10, 2010, 2:03 am
Wasps... God help you if you step on their nest like I did as a child.
ICEMAN - April 10, 2010, 12:48 am
Wasps... Swat the MutherFuckers

EXCUSE ME? - You wanna take this outside?

WHERE'S CUBBYBEAR? - He's missed his last ten 2:30 floggings. If this keeps up, I'm going to look for someone new to be my "whipping boy".

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Rating: 3.98/5

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shmoe13 - November 27, 2010, 8:37 pm
nice one briton

CHEWBACCA'S PENIS - Be afraid Be very afraid

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Rating: 4.21/5

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Mr. Shiny - March 30, 2010, 3:18 am
That's what Wookie's use to pull peoples arms out of their sockets with.
CANADA - February 21, 2010, 11:37 pm
LMFAO! best poster ever!

FRIENDSHIP - is sitting next to the drunk asshole nobody else wants to sit next to.

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Rating: 2.27/5

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Rating: 4.41/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 30, 2012, 11:02 pm
THAT is what I've been trying to tell everybody. But does anyone listen? No, no. I'm glad you understand, Bone. LOL!

MIDGETS - They're just like the "shorties" you used to date, but without that annoying pedophile label.

A HUG. - For when you want to say something that cheers someone up, but can't explain it.

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Rating: 3.58/5

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Benlulz - September 24, 2010, 6:32 pm
forseti - September 22, 2010, 2:22 pm
Negative comments are more important to improve IMO. But I never want to harm anybody. Just hints and just my opinion. You're right, my start was suboptimal. BUT I tried hard to improve and had never any quarreling. In fact, I'm a misinterpreted angel! :D
TheTrashHeap - September 22, 2010, 1:24 pm
I have never had a hard time taking criticism. (from those qualified to hand it out) All I'm saying is that you make a lot of negative comments for someone who never took them well. Think back to when you first joined, you know what I mean.
forseti - September 22, 2010, 9:41 am
I didn't dish out, just gave some hints. Benlulz got it right. And I never hated criticism. I just didn't like your diss, specially because you're one of those who can't take criticism very much. Don't take my comments literally if there is a wink. -> ;)
TheTrashHeap - September 22, 2010, 8:40 am
If everything that "didn't fit that much to Motifake" was rejected there would only be a couple thousand posters here. You hated criticism when you started here forseti, why do you dish so much out now?
forseti - September 22, 2010, 8:11 am
we're all here for fun, so enjoy. some posters may not work with the audience so if you upload them you probably get some bad votings sooner or later. not giving a shit on this is the first step to become a regular I guess. So go on! :D
Benlulz - September 22, 2010, 7:39 am
no prob man ^^ i just like the way you can make posters and since i had some inspiration i just created it :)
forseti - September 22, 2010, 6:41 am
as it was approved, it's okand at least not your fault!! ;) As I said, I like it, but it doesn't fit that much to moti_fake_. Just my opinion, nothing personal! ;)
Benlulz - September 22, 2010, 6:27 am
Benlulz - September 22, 2010, 6:27 am
Oh, didn't know it HAD to be demo. or funny, >_
forseti - September 21, 2010, 6:06 pm
that's nice, but not demotivational or funny. wrong domain?!? ;)

FUCK THE POLICE - No really I'm being serious.

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Rating: 3.79/5

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Bartimaeus - January 22, 2010, 3:58 pm
Motorboat 5L
thegreenranger - January 22, 2010, 3:53 pm
Bovee - January 22, 2010, 3:39 pm
I would ahve gone with a good cop bad cop saying. F the popo is to simple.

JESUS SAYS - Fuck you and your stupid rapture bullshit too !

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Rating: 2.65/5

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Budog - May 21, 2011, 11:12 pm
Thank you for your opinion, Jesus and I share the same general message for you too. Have a nice day and carry on LMAO
ICEMAN - May 21, 2011, 10:47 pm
Yeah, we phuqueing get it. You don't like religion. Enough already.



STUDY - It equals Fail

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Rating: 2.63/5

JESUS FACEPALM - He gave up too so please stop this foolness

LESBIANS - Not always the way the movies suggest

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Rating: 2.71/5

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stygian616 - March 1, 2010, 5:18 pm
yeah im gonna go claw my own eyes out now.

JEWERINE - Will bring peace to the Middle East

COCK MAN - The Newest Superhero On The Block I'd rather not say what his power is... Just don't touch him...

TOO DRUNK - You'll know it when you see it.

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Rating: 2.5/5

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BRAVERY - Bravery is not the lack of fear, but rather, the willingnes to face that which you fear. unless, of course, what you fear is a huge fucking spider. free pass then

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Rating: 4.33/5

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Rating: 4.35/5

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- August 20, 2012, 4:32 am
J'aime ton sourire erica
horny - August 11, 2012, 11:07 pm
Wish could find a hooker like that.
EricaScott - August 11, 2012, 8:09 pm
I like that response
EricaScott - August 11, 2012, 8:08 pm
Not at all...
rerun - August 10, 2012, 9:05 pm

I knew you were cross dresser.
Bull - August 10, 2012, 12:05 pm
It's not gay if you're pitching right?
horny - August 10, 2012, 1:09 am
Looking like that I could care less. Looking like that I could care less
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2012, 11:22 pm

That's a dude.
horny - August 9, 2012, 10:33 pm
Good looking hokker.

A TRUE WOMAN - She rightfully defends her territory... the kitchen. Now...stop playing around and make me a sammich!

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Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

zoomer296 - April 9, 2013, 10:15 pm
(Colander may be substituted for a medium or large pot)
zoomer296 - April 9, 2013, 10:14 pm
Metal colander + cooling rack = grill
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 2:45 pm

BennyChick - April 5, 2010, 6:42 pm
Cubbybear - April 2, 2010, 11:02 pm
Aggy knows his utensils
agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 8:51 pm
A quick lesson in defensive posturing.... the grill is clearly a coooling rack, which a woman (baker) should know. Secondly, if it was seen as a grill, it'd draw the man closer in, and by the time he was within reach, blammo! cheese grater hand job!
agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 8:49 pm
Barbecue me a sammich!
BennyChick - April 2, 2010, 8:47 pm
why does she have something for a grill as a shield? GRILLS ARE FOR MEN!!!


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Rating: 4.61/5

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thatonechick - August 10, 2010, 9:13 am
I think this makes my 55th 1L in 12 hours.

HELLO AGAIN BABY... - I have been thru hell without you. and what did you do to help me??? Nothing at all!!!

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Rating: 2.71/5

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cicilia - March 24, 2012, 9:21 pm
Denise Milani but the imaged is shopped, made her boobs bigger.
hottfun - May 29, 2011, 5:27 am
who is she?
stewy - May 25, 2011, 10:49 pm
who is this model????
Mongo - February 3, 2010, 1:35 pm
Are those shower curtain rings on her wrist?
David A - February 3, 2010, 1:27 pm
The picture is ruined because of the bathing suit.

IDEAS - There are Good ones There are Bad ones Then There are Groundbreaking ones

HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Grandma thought the BEAR was cute

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Rating: 3.35/5

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MrJ5412 - January 5, 2013, 7:09 am
*heard funny though

JESUS - Has returned...

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Rating: 2.76/5

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agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 8:58 pm
Old one.

IRISH SAYING - “Don't miss all the beautiful colors of the rainbow looking for that pot of gold.”

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Rating: 4.66/5

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DonnieBluesky - January 11, 2013, 8:21 am
Hello, Cubby!
redhdsrbst - May 8, 2010, 11:58 pm
My hero .. scores again :D
rerun - April 18, 2010, 9:38 pm

He does hang around high school girls all day....
Mongo - April 18, 2010, 8:24 pm
Where the hell do you find these? or do you take them?


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Rating: 4.73/5

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S00pahmeme123 - April 4, 2013, 2:44 am
5150monkeylove - February 21, 2013, 5:36 pm
Thanks! Do I address you by your full name or will Tcoc do?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 15, 2012, 11:51 pm
Nice pun! 5L
agdaniele - November 18, 2010, 9:30 pm
lmao @ yellow lab? Ugh.... 5L!
simba08 - November 18, 2010, 8:31 am
BoneCD - November 18, 2010, 7:08 am
LOL...5 Poodles



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Rating: 2.86/5

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akornzombie - October 9, 2010, 11:19 am
What anime is that from?

THE MIDDLE EAST - And we wonder why these guys kill themselves...

UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS FA-18 FIGHTER - Awesome has a new flavor.

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Rating: 4.16/5

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GroPlea - April 15, 2012, 9:11 pm
God Bless the Marine Corp...

That's What You Get -

DON'T WORRY... - Your mouth will only be stretched out for a couple of days. The soreness in your jaw, however, could last up to a month.

ENGINEERS - we solve problems such as: "How do you make an apple computer useful?"

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Rating: 4.36/5

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DLM4 - September 17, 2010, 2:11 am
oh ya, and i thank you for the 5L
DLM4 - September 17, 2010, 2:11 am
simply because a problem is solved, does not mean that the solution can not be improved upon. also that which has been fixed has a nasty tendency to become broken again
jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 9:16 pm
if engineers solved problems and fixed everything, wouldn't they be out of work?..5 for the proper use of a mac tho
DLM4 - September 16, 2010, 12:12 am
overlooked by the media in favor of failures that seldomly occur
DLM4 - September 16, 2010, 12:08 am
engineers solve problems, it's what we do. society presents us with a problem or challenge and it is our job to find a solution that is cost effective and efficient. sadly the many engineering marvels that are constantly being created are almost always
agdaniele - September 16, 2010, 12:04 am
Not in this lifetime.
Iconoclast - September 16, 2010, 12:00 am
Engineers solve problems. When did that start?
Ed-Hyde - September 15, 2010, 1:31 pm
Meh, I like this caption better. 5L, steve jobs is bill gates in disguise.
GreyScorpion - September 15, 2010, 1:29 pm

MOTHERFUCKER - He's starting early

1 SPERM HAS 37.5MB OF DNA INFORMATION IN IT. - A normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1587GB in about 3 seconds... And you thought 3G was fast

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Rating: 4.87/5

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Brawler - May 3, 2011, 2:19 pm
Perhaps:) hahaha
valkor - May 3, 2011, 6:41 am
does that mean the gag reflex is natures bottleneck.

DOLLAR MENU - Nothing will wake you up faster than a sausage in yo butt

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Rating: 4.79/5

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EPIC FACEPALM - When your face supercedes your palms integer in relation to fail and rips a hole in the spacetime continuum.

MONKEYS - God's filthy little buggers.

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Rating: 2.16/5

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Rating: 4.64/5

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rerun - September 2, 2010, 6:54 pm

The Johnny Cash image makes it for me.
Reality Lord - September 2, 2010, 5:21 pm

ANAL BEADS - Disney was ahead of his time

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Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by motinet

DonnieBluesky - January 11, 2013, 5:50 am
Oh, Disney..
Faceplant31 - January 21, 2011, 10:31 am

This is still one of the more amsome fakes.
GySgt1811 - September 25, 2010, 10:47 am
Damn Torsimide! I just wet myself. 5 rosaries.
forseti - September 25, 2010, 7:20 am
Pzyko, they probably thread pearls on the tail. Well, that doesn't sound better, right?!
pzykosiz - September 25, 2010, 12:47 am
is this picture legit? either way 5L's
AdmiralAckbar - September 24, 2010, 9:28 pm
I watch this all the time with the kid. I will be holding back the laughter next time.
rerun - September 24, 2010, 8:50 pm

he gets them in bulk
ICEMAN - September 24, 2010, 8:47 pm
Oh great, now Chompers will want some.
jameswnash - September 24, 2010, 8:15 pm
I stopped, I stared, I blinked and I laughed to the point my boss asked if I was ok before he left for evening
5150monkeylove - September 24, 2010, 7:51 pm
after I stop laughing, I will give you 5L
fasteddie - September 24, 2010, 5:54 pm
dude you're going to hell...5L
Faceplant31 - September 24, 2010, 4:10 pm

WIN! Plain and simple and full of win. 5L mr m.
Airman - September 24, 2010, 4:09 pm
Gus Gus!

MARINES - take the most expensive taxi in the world: the United States Navy.

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Rating: 3.76/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2015, 12:11 am

Thank you for letting us know. We will immediately commit ritual suicide for dishonoring ourselves in the presence of such genius....Or you're just in a different time zone.(so you're a marine, huh?)
swiftkickintheass - December 21, 2015, 1:13 am
this website is stupid it is 00:11 not 1:11 a.m
swiftkickintheass - December 21, 2015, 1:12 am
ummm this website is stu12.. not 1:11 a.mpid... its 00:
swiftkickintheass - December 21, 2015, 1:11 am
but comes from the same source
swiftkickintheass - December 21, 2015, 1:10 am
i will agree to this though... yes we do get paid by the navy.. but who else is gonna pay us the airforce? the army?.... oh wait a minute... this is funny... we are all paid by the same company... the government.. its just a change of hands
swiftkickintheass - December 21, 2015, 1:08 am
lets see... navy means.... Nerds.And.Virgins. and Yaks
swiftkickintheass - December 21, 2015, 1:05 am
and water security... the navy is the intelligence aspect the airforce are the fuck you lets bomb your ass patrol... the marines are we are coming into your country and blowing it up from the ground
swiftkickintheass - December 21, 2015, 1:03 am
the funny thing is that the marines dont stay on the boats... the navy does... here is how it works... the marines... we go and blow up everything in the way the army has cleanup duty the airforce is sky security and the navy is border patrol and
50cal - October 22, 2010, 2:29 pm
More like the marines are the Navy's private army.... yeah that right all your funding is left over from them... MARINE= Muscle Are Required Intelligence Not Essential
Timmah - June 23, 2010, 12:37 am
You know why the navy keeps marines on their boats? Because sheep would be too obvious. Let the hating me begin!

TRANQUILIZER DARTS - When time outs aren't doing the trick.

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Rating: 4.89/5

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OneManDemolition - September 7, 2014, 2:50 pm
This looks like my girlfriend does after one to many drinks....
pzykosiz - October 18, 2010, 1:11 am
isn't Elmo nice, he's about to draw a picture on her back
GeorgiZhukov - October 18, 2010, 1:10 am
Looks like my daughter after Christmas. This is 5 defiantly.
Budog - October 18, 2010, 12:55 am
I could of used some of those last night for my Granddaughter...
Mr. Shiny - October 12, 2010, 7:12 pm
lol 5 darts!
Chef - May 13, 2010, 6:43 pm
Awesome! 5Ls... is elmo taking the dart out or pushing it in?
MO - May 13, 2010, 9:16 am
apporves.....that's french for really amsome!
MO - May 13, 2010, 8:55 am
Now this is some funny stuff!! Elmo apporves!!

TATTOOS - and that shit is permanent

R E D H E A D S - The last thing God made before he took the day off. He saved the BEST for last.

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Rating: 4.76/5

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Jamesd - April 20, 2010, 9:25 pm
Holy shit. is that tori lane?
CANADA - April 19, 2010, 2:11 pm
Dam right he did!
Cloudchaser - April 19, 2010, 5:46 am
Hell yeah!

THIS - is Gun Control

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Rating: 4.03/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2013, 7:16 pm

There are two things we never do...1, We never tell Airman (greatest member ever) that we've got a better caption...2, We never discuss politics at Motifake after dark. You couldn't have known, this poster is a leftover from the split...but now you know.
jmcdon777 - October 12, 2013, 2:51 am
FYI, here's a better article that shows a direct correlation that MORE guns = MORE gun deaths! http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2013/09/19/u-s-has-more-guns-and-gun-deaths-than-any-other-country-study-finds/
jmcdon777 - October 12, 2013, 2:50 am
Better caption would be FAIRY TALES: For when you can't find facts to back up your argument (http://mtstandard.com/news/local/fake-story-still-circulating-on-internet/article_bc1ff1a9-cbe1-5f34-a63e-9e90b5530103.html)
sebacoraje - June 3, 2011, 6:11 pm
Fuck yeah!

FAYGO - Who knew all you needed to be accepted was generic soda?

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Rating: 2.73/5

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REDHEADS - They set your world on fire

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Rating: 4.23/5

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younevergotit - May 7, 2011, 6:50 pm
i know that too well :D


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Rating: 4.82/5

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DonnieBluesky - January 15, 2013, 1:04 pm
Wao, drawing's hard.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 15, 2012, 11:04 pm
Reality Lord - December 30, 2010, 4:49 pm
crankyhead - December 30, 2010, 2:18 pm
LiquidSquid - December 30, 2010, 11:20 am
Reycolons619 - December 30, 2010, 9:18 am
This is very helpful thx a lot :P 5L
Ed-Hyde - December 30, 2010, 7:08 am
OMG, I might finally get into art school! 5 matchbook covers.
DrFlummis - December 30, 2010, 7:04 am
Dairmid - December 30, 2010, 3:08 am
LOL Too funny.
NoBodyZ - December 29, 2010, 7:46 pm

HORNY BUCK LICKING PUSSY - Life is so much funnier with a dirty mind

EL NIñO. - When you can't decide between Taco Bell or Pizza Hut.

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Rating: 3.36/5

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cicilia - March 23, 2014, 9:49 pm
Looks like I found my lunch for tomorrow.
arsanlupin - December 21, 2012, 8:42 pm
Wow ... just wow!
R.S.Jake - May 3, 2010, 11:35 am
That is Epic! I am starving!
rerun - April 30, 2010, 9:45 pm

must have

WHAT THE FUCK - Are they dancing, dying, or just a bunch of retards?

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Rating: 2.47/5

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ANONYMOUS - Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. Oscar Wilde

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Rating: 4.23/5

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agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 9:00 pm
They are "Anonymous" - providing nobody anonymity but themselves... and although much good intent is shown, I'm not a fan of action without accountability; which is what this is. But, there are worse masked and hooded groups, so a tip of the hat to them.
Zealot - May 26, 2010, 7:23 pm
but a decent start to your motifaking
Zealot - May 26, 2010, 7:22 pm
Ah, the mask. the symbol of who they are. no one really knows who they just talked to, but they all say the same thing. 4/5, you shoulda titled it Anonymity for everyone to be able to get it

COMPLIMENTS - When you can't say something nice... try this.

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Rating: 4.57/5

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Antarktikali - August 13, 2010, 9:16 am
I'm a muslim and hell yeah you are right! :D:D xxxmas


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Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by AaronL

JESUS CHRIST VS MACHO MAN - The Macho Man Randy Savage about to smack down Jesus' ass to stop the diabolical rapture move. Say good night Jesus ...

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Rating: 3.07/5

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rudeboy308 - May 22, 2011, 6:24 pm
R.I.P. Randy! He's with Andre the Giant in that big Wrestlemania in the sky.

THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE - If I'm wrong, may God strike me dead.


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Rating: 4.53/5

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gumby61 - November 25, 2012, 10:15 pm
Quality MotiFake right here. :)

RAPEX CONDOMS - Show that rapist bastard how it feels.

BACON ROSES - For those times when the Red one's just don't cut it.

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Rating: 3.43/5

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Requiem - January 20, 2013, 10:27 am

ONCE YOU SEE IT - You will shit bricks.

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Rating: 2.04/5

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seanhouston - October 27, 2011, 7:52 pm
i dont see it...

RED FORMANS WORDS OF WISDOM - "You don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you...is because you're a dumbass."

WELL HUNG LESBIANS - There is such a thing.

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Rating: 4/5

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Treehodger - February 25, 2010, 5:07 pm
I bet Gene Simmons is jealous.
Faceplant31 - February 25, 2010, 5:04 pm

ROR! Perfect caption!!! 5L

MILITARY RULES - For Non-Military Personnel

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Rating: 3.51/5

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blairdeee - March 23, 2012, 5:15 pm
Next time you see a Motifake telling you how to exercise your American freedoms, kick their ass (or give 1L)
Dangle - May 16, 2010, 10:56 am
Airman, thank you for including the US Coast Guard in that. It aint easy being the red headed step child of the military (oh and we are "Puddle Pirates" by the way lol)
booger13 - March 28, 2010, 11:01 pm
reminds me of the ACCEPT SONG "cry soldier cry" ; i respect our troops and will flame the FRAK out of any coward who insults them . as for the cowards who want to diss our corp , try and do that to our faces. i dare u
Treehodger - March 6, 2010, 1:21 am
needed me more then my Country. I have the highest value for all of our active, and retired, soldiers. 5L's for you.
Treehodger - March 6, 2010, 1:20 am
when I was three, I had wanted to be in The United States Army. During my 18th Birthday, I went to join. They told me to clear up my asthma. I did. Shortly after that, however, my dad had cancer. He passed away. I tried to join again. They said my Mom
Treehodger - March 6, 2010, 1:18 am
(Beginning) My dad served in The Gulf War; 702nd Frontline. His unit was the one that drove the combined 1,000,000 miles in 24 or 48 hours, delivering aid and weapons to the front lines. It was also one of the few not attacked. From the day he came home--

ASSHOLES - They are everywhere.


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Rating: 3.96/5

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Rating: 4.44/5

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JEWS - They`ll fuckin eat yah

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Rating: 2.73/5

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POOR LARRY - Going Cowboy seemed like a good idea at the time!

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Rating: 3.4/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 11, 2013, 11:21 am

You sir, are a hero. You're really taking one for the team......or maybe 450 for the team.
DonnieBluesky - January 11, 2013, 9:29 am
He died a lucky man.
DivineDragoon - January 17, 2011, 6:14 pm
Sex is like fractions, It's improper for the larger one to be on top.


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Rating: 4.52/5

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pzykosiz - May 2, 2010, 10:45 pm

METAL MINDFUCK - When you see you'll headbang

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Rating: 2.9/5

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MORE SCARED OF YOU - Fuck That Shit!

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Rating: 4.03/5

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Riana - February 23, 2011, 11:24 pm
That's why God invented the 12 gauge. That spider would be history!
Bob D. Sailor - February 3, 2010, 9:38 pm
That lizard looks bigger than you think, I'd say about 5-6 inches from head to start of the tail. In other words that's a HUGE F'ING SPIDER!!!
[email protected] - January 26, 2010, 7:25 am
I'd be running not PHOTOGGING, exit stage left!!


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Rating: 3.77/5

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Anonymous2 - August 22, 2010, 12:09 am
The weird part, each of those pieces of bacon was from the same pig.

FOREST VAGINA - Adds a whole new meaning to the phrase "popping a woody"

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Rating: 3.63/5

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HORNY BAT - His penis is bigger then Aggy's!

FLAILING - When sucking at life is your only option.

STAR WARS - It didn't need to be modernized. Now, let's talk about Stark Trek...

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Rating: 4.33/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 2:16 am

Your parents were related before they got married...weren't they?
SerpentMaster - April 20, 2010, 2:10 am
@aerofiend: You're not a nerd just because you know someone as awesome and legendary as Deadpool
aerofiend - February 12, 2010, 6:03 pm
@TheTrashHeap & Moooooo: A Dead pool is a a betting pool on how long it will take someone to die. In Deadpool's case, he can't die, so he became the Deadpool. (Sorry I'm a Nerd.)
Bartimaeus - January 14, 2010, 10:28 pm
The greatest comic hero/villain the genre has ever known.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:37 am

My thoughts exactly.
TheTrashHeap - January 14, 2010, 8:24 am
WTF is a deadpool?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:21 am

That's it!!!.....sorry Bart, You drew the short straw.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:12 pm
Well, you haven't gotten rusty...but your stripes are looking a little gray. lol
LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 9:07 pm
Last few days I haven't been able to comment from work...java errors or some BS...so I'm getting in a few jabs from home now!!!
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:07 pm
I saw* Dammit! My problem is acting up.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:04 pm
LD FTW I something like this coming...but that was a flawless execution.lol I wish we could give comments 5 XD
LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 9:02 pm
Hey - I didn't tell anyone what I saw in the shower after gym class Bart so don't blame m- oh...'typos'...my bad.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 8:25 pm
Thanks, guys. I'm glad you like it...despite my little problem. lol
Faceplant31 - January 13, 2010, 6:44 pm

I already did!
R.S.Jake - January 13, 2010, 6:12 pm
Say it's an Amsome Effing Poster! SAY IT! 5L's!
Faceplant31 - January 13, 2010, 5:46 pm

Eh eff it Bart. Amsome poster 5L
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 5:23 pm
Goddamn typos!

BASS PLAYERS - Take their jobs way too seriously

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Rating: 2.91/5

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jarc2010 - July 1, 2010, 7:49 pm
to idiots, this is not Kurt Cobain, nor is it Malcolm Young, although at ;east you had the right band! This is Cliff Williams, bass player for the best band in rock history, AC/DC.

JAILBAIT - that shirt should have an age limit its just not fair

DAMN FAERIES - Stop buzzing around me and kill some enemies for once!

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Rating: 3.81/5

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Mr. Shiny - August 11, 2010, 12:46 am
nah, needs a better caption. 2 Lions I guess...
forseti - May 25, 2010, 5:21 am
I though there was more than just.... motifakes. You can't expect me to believe that the twinkle in your eyes was just because of one of these "beer-fakes"!!!!!1111 I fall for it every time.... ;(
agdaniele - May 24, 2010, 11:57 pm
LOL, forseti! You knew what this was before we did what we did!
forseti - May 24, 2010, 6:19 am
aggy, you never phoned me back! Shame on you...
agdaniele - May 24, 2010, 1:16 am
Threatening a mod is ignorant. Threatening me with a phone call is laughable. I'd give you my address before I'd give you my phone number, but I don't want you to show up and ruin my property value. See you in two weeks, sleeping beauty.
agdaniele - May 24, 2010, 1:04 am
That'll do piggy... that'll do.
fineline - May 24, 2010, 12:50 am
No, agdaniele. YOU are the "insert bullshit tag that moderators insist on using because they don't have one single microbe of creativity", and if you don't like it you can burn in Hell!
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 9:23 pm
I must reject the Fons...I'm more the Vern' and Shirely type.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:17 pm
We all need to de a bunch of Fonzies here....
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:16 pm
See, now I'm thinkin': maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. Banhammer here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of timmys.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:16 pm
Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the internet that's evil and selfish.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:15 pm
And I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', fineline. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.
GreyScorpion - May 19, 2010, 9:18 pm
I can't find my Macy's with both hands...oh, there they are!....swollen, again :(
rerun - May 19, 2010, 9:13 pm

isn't wrath a type of find chocolate sold at Macy's?
GreyScorpion - May 19, 2010, 9:01 pm
tenterhooks?? I get tingles just saying that word
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:54 pm
In a few days, we shall perhaps feel some wrath. I wonder if it tickles..! I'm on tenterhooks, guys.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 5:38 pm
What's wrong, sweetheart? Why'd you delete your reply to me before I could read it?
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 5:08 pm
I always liked Zelda games. I like this poster. I do not particularly care for its creator... for some reason.
forseti - May 19, 2010, 4:53 pm
TAGS: legend of zelda link navi fairy nintendo super smash... face, you're probably right... ;)
Faceplant31 - May 19, 2010, 4:32 pm

I believe this poster pertains to zelda and the annoying fairy thing that flies around you the whole game.
R.S.Jake - May 19, 2010, 4:04 pm
It's an animated movie from the early '90's...it would make a pretty cool MMORPG though...Peace out! (see I'm still hip!) *ouch!* My hip!
Chef - May 19, 2010, 3:48 pm
Fern Gully? What kinda new-fangled thing is THAT?
R.S.Jake - May 19, 2010, 3:46 pm
@ Red: Game? This poster is about a game? I thought it was a rerence to "Fern Gully: The Last Rain Forest". Damn, I'm behind the times.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:41 am

Don't be so sure....I'm freaky that way.
MissRed - May 19, 2010, 11:39 am
If only that would really happen in the game...
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:39 am
Uh... I typed that before I read that comment we simulposted. :( Moooo is not absurd looking, I'm sure.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:38 am
That would be an absurd looking person. LoL :D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:38 am

42-42-42?....Nope those are my measurements.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:37 am

thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:34 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:34 am

thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:32 am
I thought I told you... I'm not proud of the way I WAS... And you gotta pay the bills somehow.:( Anyway, that's my old number.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:29 am

He could find that on any bathroom wall...Hiyooooooo......Please don't Ban me.
forseti - May 19, 2010, 11:27 am
oh come on everybody. he gets 5 lions from me for this really creative try to get TOC's number! ;)
Mongo - May 19, 2010, 10:57 am
I was banned for a week once; it was like the solitary confinement scene in "Papillon". But I have emerged stronger, and step up to defend my brethren from the shallow minded trolls who appear here on occasion.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:32 am
Scratch that; I have PMd you. You WILL reply, or be temporarily banned.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:30 am
Please go to the forum side and send a PM to us. Or me. Or somebody. That is your equivalent of a phone call.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:30 am

What the hell is wrong with this guy?
fineline - May 19, 2010, 9:27 am
And the phone number to call you at to talk to you about this directly is... Until you can actually provide a phone number to verbally discuss this, CLAM UP!
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 8:58 am
Relax thee, Drago... you were complimented... I wasn't trying to be Sly.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 8:51 am
How pathetic is it when someone's whole world is online to the point that they consider a phone call as "confronting directly"?
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:42 am
Something tells me this is a returning member... walking the 'fine line.' Even after all the comments about posters, he has refrained from 1L bombing, which is the usual first course of action.
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 8:39 am
It's a pity really...he/she/it probably went and ruined their own day. Shame really.
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 8:35 am
That's where the "intellectually challenged" part comes in...He/She just can't see it!
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:33 am
What's irritating is that aggy was --complimenting-- this poster.
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 8:29 am
Ya know fineline you can't walk the walk. Trying to sound intellectually superior only shows what an anal sphincter you truly are. It's like trying to enroll in a class theoretical physics with a SAT math score of 2....It isn't going to happen dude.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:17 am
Confront who? Me?
fineline - May 19, 2010, 7:17 am
And the reason they don't provide us with a customer service phone number to confront them directly about anything like this is because....?
rerun - May 19, 2010, 6:38 am

fineline....1. he was stating that this was good work. 2. you have no "wrath" to speak of here. 3. Keep pushing your luck and face the wrath of the community backed up by the moderators
fineline - May 19, 2010, 4:58 am
STOP CRITICIZING PEOPLE, OR FACE MY WRATH! Yes, I'm talking to you, moderator.
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:54 pm
Ok, see people? It's not impossible to make a very good one.

TWILIGHT - Try sparkling now bitch !

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Rating: 4.03/5

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eeeeef - December 15, 2011, 8:49 am
Here's the thing. Your use of too many words makes your comment redundant as fuck. "Useless caption" would've done the trick.
Persephone - November 15, 2011, 2:34 am
Sparkling Vampires are SEXY! Especially Italian ones >;)
Persephone - November 15, 2011, 2:31 am
He IS Still sparkling, Bitch!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2011, 11:35 am

Here's the thing,The jar full of sparkles with the label is sorta humorous, What makes it a bad poster is that the creator didn't add anything to the pic with his choice of caption. S unless he took the photo himself, he hasn't added anything to the funny
CrystalBlaze - November 7, 2011, 3:58 pm
I think it's brilliant humor. I especially liked looking at the "ashes" and realising it's a bottle of glitter.
rerun - October 15, 2011, 7:22 pm

Guess that makes me a kid. Glad to be one.
TheTrashHeap - October 15, 2011, 6:46 pm
This would be funny to kids I suppose but the only thing that qualified it for MAD is the addition of the word bitch. It would be nice to see more adult humor.
rerun - October 15, 2011, 3:45 pm

I think it is pretty funny
Budog - October 15, 2011, 3:25 pm
My Son and Daughter-In-Law hate Twilight. She says real vampires don't sparkle, so I made this for her...
TheTrashHeap - October 15, 2011, 2:53 pm
Budog - October 15, 2011, 3:35 am
Your sniveling is noted,,, Pffft.
ICEMAN - October 15, 2011, 12:42 am
Do you actually ever put any thought into these or...

HONESTY - Even some builders have it!