Query tags with term: run
FRIENDSHIP - is sitting next to the drunk asshole nobody else wants to sit next to.
TOO DRUNK - You'll know it when you see it.
SCORE! - Look what I found! Somebody threw out a perfectly good white girl!
DADS AGAINST DATING DAUGHTERS -
YOU'RE NOT DRUNK - if you can lie on the floor without holding on
DRUNKEN MAGICAL GIRLS - Whisky + Vodka + Sailor Scouts= GOD'S GREATEST COCKTAIL MIX!!!!
SPARE GIRLFRIEND - just in case your first one breaks down
SAVING WHALES - Next time leave it alone... ...God beaches them for a reason.
S - L - U - T - "She may be a slut, but she looks good to me." (Todd Rundgren, 'Slut', 1972)
ALCOHOL - It has to ability to preserve many things. Your dignity and virginity are not among them.
THEY TRIED TO MAKE ME GO TO REHAB - But I said "ho ho ho."
ALCOHOL - Your doing it wrong
IT'S FRIDAY - I gotta get drunk and I sure do dread it....
HARD TIMES - When friends find it amusing to play with your ass.
DRUNK MOUSE - Doesn't care.
NO BRUNO BAD BOY - That is not the toy mommy wanted
ST PATRICK'S DAY - Just because you can claim to be Irish today, doesn't mean you can drink like it
DOLLAR GENERAL - all white trash 1/2 off
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