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Query tags with term: run


FRIENDSHIP - is sitting next to the drunk asshole nobody else wants to sit next to.




REDHEAD -




TOO DRUNK - You'll know it when you see it.




SCORE! - Look what I found! Somebody threw out a perfectly good white girl!




DADS AGAINST DATING DAUGHTERS -




YOU'RE NOT DRUNK - if you can lie on the floor without holding on




DRUNKEN MAGICAL GIRLS - Whisky + Vodka + Sailor Scouts= GOD'S GREATEST COCKTAIL MIX!!!!




SPARE GIRLFRIEND - just in case your first one breaks down




SAVING WHALES - Next time leave it alone... ...God beaches them for a reason.




S - L - U - T - "She may be a slut, but she looks good to me." (Todd Rundgren, 'Slut', 1972)




ALCOHOL - It has to ability to preserve many things. Your dignity and virginity are not among them.


TAGS: funny drunk
Rating: 4.74/5

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ALCOHOL - Your doing it wrong




IT'S FRIDAY - I gotta get drunk and I sure do dread it....




HARD TIMES - When friends find it amusing to play with your ass.




DRUNK MOUSE - Doesn't care.




NO BRUNO BAD BOY - That is not the toy mommy wanted




ST PATRICK'S DAY - Just because you can claim to be Irish today, doesn't mean you can drink like it




DOLLAR GENERAL - all white trash 1/2 off




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