
Query tags with term: run
![]() | FRIENDSHIP - is sitting next to the drunk asshole nobody else wants to sit next to. |
![]() | REDHEAD - |
![]() | TOO DRUNK - You'll know it when you see it. |
![]() | SCORE! - Look what I found! Somebody threw out a perfectly good white girl! |
![]() | DADS AGAINST DATING DAUGHTERS - |
![]() | YOU'RE NOT DRUNK - if you can lie on the floor without holding on |
![]() | DRUNKEN MAGICAL GIRLS - Whisky + Vodka + Sailor Scouts= GOD'S GREATEST COCKTAIL MIX!!!! |
![]() | SPARE GIRLFRIEND - just in case your first one breaks down |
![]() | SAVING WHALES - Next time leave it alone... ...God beaches them for a reason. |
![]() | S - L - U - T - "She may be a slut, but she looks good to me." (Todd Rundgren, 'Slut', 1972) |
![]() | ALCOHOL - It has to ability to preserve many things. Your dignity and virginity are not among them. |
![]() | THEY TRIED TO MAKE ME GO TO REHAB - But I said "ho ho ho." |
![]() | ALCOHOL - Your doing it wrong |
![]() | IT'S FRIDAY - I gotta get drunk and I sure do dread it.... |
![]() | HARD TIMES - When friends find it amusing to play with your ass. |
![]() | DRUNK MOUSE - Doesn't care. |
![]() | NO BRUNO BAD BOY - That is not the toy mommy wanted |
![]() | ST PATRICK'S DAY - Just because you can claim to be Irish today, doesn't mean you can drink like it |
![]() | DOLLAR GENERAL - all white trash 1/2 off |
![]() | AGING - |
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