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Run Demotivational Poster

FRIENDSHIP - is sitting next to the drunk asshole nobody else wants to sit next to.

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Rating: 2.27/5

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TOO DRUNK - You'll know it when you see it.

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EXCESSIVE ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION - The source of many horrible ideas. This one is no exception.

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Pikeman - October 28, 2015, 10:38 am
the guy wasn't drunk when he got it. the lines are too clean for that.
birddseedd - November 4, 2012, 9:16 am
the artist did a really freakin good job tho. gotta give him credit for that.
thatonechick - July 30, 2010, 9:54 am

SCORE! - Look what I found! Somebody threw out a perfectly good white girl!


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rudeboy308 - October 11, 2010, 2:56 pm
One of my absolute favorites--I even use it as a wallpaper sometimes!
McGlen - June 10, 2010, 7:49 am
Great! I luv slutty manga girls!


YOU'RE NOT DRUNK - if you can lie on the floor without holding on

THEY TRIED TO MAKE ME GO TO REHAB - But I said "ho ho ho."

PUBLIC DRUNKENESS - Even after a few drinks, you can keep yourself heathy with new age treatments

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OneManDemolition - September 7, 2014, 2:52 pm
I lol'd

SHITFACED - Yor doin it wrong


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forseti - September 7, 2010, 2:56 pm
ROFL rerun!!
rerun - September 7, 2010, 11:23 am

ah, the ever popular times when you can tel your wife she was right, it does hurt
GreyScorpion - September 7, 2010, 11:05 am
rerun - March 7, 2010, 9:18 pm

I seem to remember this poster, damn you GS.
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 9:17 pm
yoo-hoo Rerun...:)
rerun - January 31, 2010, 12:08 pm

hey, I am 100. Gotta keep pace, I never know when it will be my last time.
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 12:05 pm
There's only one of you here? Damn, I'm having a hard time keeping up. :S
rerun - January 31, 2010, 12:03 pm

guests? I thought I was special....
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 12:00 pm
No problem... Only trying to entertain my guests properly.
rerun - January 31, 2010, 11:57 am

Oh, I remember a lot. Like when you and I posed for that pic in your avitar. Thanks for loosing up the handcuffs.
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 11:55 am
You forgot it's your hundredth birthday? Senile, too... What a shame!
rerun - January 31, 2010, 11:48 am

I was wondering what all the fuss was about....then I looked at my profile settings. Guess I need to actually change that, time travel really screws up my head....this was my original b-day until liked September better.
GreyScorpion - January 31, 2010, 9:51 am
its from that good clean life style, and living at the foot of the cross. Well, maybe not that last part. ;)
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 9:47 am
Ya know, rerun looks damn good for a centenarian.

ALCOHOL - Your doing it wrong

SPARE GIRLFRIEND - just in case your first one breaks down

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Rating: 4.76/5

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ALCOHOL - It has to ability to preserve many things. Your dignity and virginity are not among them.

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DRUNK MOUSE - Doesn't care.

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Bandit5906 - December 4, 2012, 10:53 am
Sick, but very funny!
spacedog - March 6, 2010, 6:34 pm
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 6:13 pm
Your sense of smell must be better than mine.
Hremsfeld - March 6, 2010, 6:09 pm
So *this* is what they mean by "the second mouse gets the cheese..."

look at that? -

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FearlessFreddie - May 22, 2013, 4:16 pm
Until I have been to bed with her, I have no idea if she is any "good."

OH SHIT.. - Run. Run and never look back.

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 14, 2013, 3:58 am
It's Lady Gaga, isn't it? I knew it!
culos - March 22, 2011, 7:43 am
Do you really have such a huge clitoris? Pictures in the forum please!
Mahomygod - March 21, 2011, 10:06 pm
How on earth did you get his picture of me?! :P

KIM, THEY HAVE GLASSES - you don't have to suck on everything

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S - L - U - T - "She may be a slut, but she looks good to me." (Todd Rundgren, 'Slut', 1972)

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zombie2093 - September 23, 2012, 10:54 pm
damit! she's already married now i'm gonna have to go make sure her husband has an accident


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Grim1812 - August 19, 2010, 8:59 pm
... It use to be Hamburger Helper. Yes. Before the bottles of tequila it was, anyway.
BennyChick - April 3, 2010, 10:19 am
Hey....so thats where my Ps1 went...i want it back now thank you
R.S.Jake - February 17, 2010, 11:10 am
That's not vomit. It was a bowl of HamburgerHelper... oh god, it WAS Hamburger Helper, right? Come on guys! That's not funny! I suppose that's my sister you set me up with too huh? Oh my GOD!!! Sis!?!?!
fakename - February 17, 2010, 9:31 am
the bowl of vomit would kinda ruin it for me!
Sonson - February 17, 2010, 3:27 am
OMG is this a old pic or does someone stil play the PS1
CANADA - February 17, 2010, 1:20 am
aggy is always lookin out for others
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 12:50 am
Go home... take the Playstation with you... I'll handle this.

DOLLAR GENERAL - all white trash 1/2 off

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 28, 2013, 11:26 pm
I'll take one, she maybe white trash, but she's sexy white trash.
bigsouthfork - January 21, 2013, 8:44 pm
Looks like Miley got drunk again.

SAVING WHALES - Next time leave it alone... ...God beaches them for a reason.

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 1, 2010, 1:14 pm

It would.....don't diss the fat people. I don't like being dissed.
gmltwc - October 1, 2010, 1:12 pm
I don't believe it. There is no way that chair would hold him up. lol


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agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 11:18 am

CATS - Because sometimes they really help you

IT'S FRIDAY - I gotta get drunk and I sure do dread it....

RAGE - Because running out of things to kill can be quite frustrating.

HARD TIMES - When friends find it amusing to play with your ass.


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5150monkeylove - November 11, 2010, 3:13 pm
This is great! 5L
Debkins - November 10, 2010, 7:55 am
Wow! Sad but true. Thank you for creating
lesterinside - June 4, 2010, 5:18 am
That's sad. Nice Aggy
TheGrayFox - June 2, 2010, 10:41 am
This is so great i will comment again.
Airman - June 1, 2010, 4:18 pm
just thought asbout that.. the poster doesn't fall a bit short.. the term Well Done does.. how about Amsome.. that's better
Airman - June 1, 2010, 3:57 pm
well done falls a bit short
Mongo - June 1, 2010, 9:09 am
Like this....would like to think he's just camping.
PhxDebbie - June 1, 2010, 9:00 am
This is awesome 5L!!
wampyre - June 1, 2010, 8:18 am
FIVE UBER MUFASAS ! ! ! You are a witty one and i shall stand with you.
forseti - June 1, 2010, 3:34 am
i saw much more war crimes during war than after. Anyway: If any country in the world forces people to fight, it's the goddamn duty to take care for these people after such inhuman torture. may mankind learn from mistakes! 5 dovish lions
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 10:41 pm
I'm glad that this hit people in the same place that it came from in me. I know too many who are in poor positions. The only war crimes I see are after war. God bless all who serve... whoever your God may be.
LoveForLife - May 31, 2010, 8:03 pm
And, our men and women (some still babies) STILL go to war and still enlist!! That shows the true beauty of mankind. Our hope and faith and dedication never dies! And, our country should be ashamed!!
Bob D. Sailor - May 31, 2010, 7:05 pm
This poster is like a bullet to the heart. It hits home everytime.
Sean - May 31, 2010, 2:29 pm
Great. I would have said that sooner but I have had login problems -- though when I put it like that, it sounds kinda nasty.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2010, 11:58 am
In the best possible sense.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2010, 11:57 am
TheGrayFox - May 31, 2010, 7:22 am
sweet man! 5 pissed lions.
Cubbybear - May 31, 2010, 1:00 am
A shack by the river...how did it come to this? 5 angry lions
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 30, 2010, 11:43 pm
Excellent job bro...this is why we need a 6L option
Timmah - May 30, 2010, 11:43 pm
I love it. I have 4 relatives who were vietnam vets and one who was in korea. I'm enlisted myself, shipping off in a little over a month. Now that I've given you my life story, lets give this poster a 5!
rerun - May 30, 2010, 10:26 pm

gil - May 30, 2010, 1:35 pm
I have forwarded this to my father and father-in-law, who are both Vietnam Vets. They will appreciate this more than I can. Just Excellent.
Krissie - May 30, 2010, 11:09 am
I've seen plenty posters here, in magazines...but NOTHING like this for remembering our veterans, that are home, but yet NOT "home". 5L's.
mongobonecrusher - May 30, 2010, 1:51 am
that vet lives just down the way from me in the field. my sister has left food for him
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 1:48 am
Well done. Too true.

ST PATRICK'S DAY - Just because you can claim to be Irish today, doesn't mean you can drink like it

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A L C O H O L I S M - This Is When Drinking Becomes A Problem. When You Don't Even Care Anymore...

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agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 12:28 pm
I got to this point by 25.... and proud of it!
[email protected] - March 18, 2010, 11:37 pm
These girls have moderate 2 acceptable breasts. I only stop drinking 4 44-48DD. i start again at 56EEE to settle my nerves!!
Cubbybear - March 18, 2010, 11:25 pm
We all had that moment at least once
Produceman117 - March 18, 2010, 11:10 pm
Me too. Not my proudest moment.
ICEMAN - March 18, 2010, 11:09 pm
I've had a few nights at a bar like that, unfortunately.

ROMANCE AND SEDUCTION - Why bother, just get the bitch drunk and wait ...

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Rating: 4.44/5

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NO BRUNO BAD BOY - That is not the toy mommy wanted

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Rating: 4.53/5

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mariand - November 25, 2011, 1:38 am
LOL...I think this dog isn't trained
ICEMAN - November 25, 2011, 12:43 am
Wanna bet?

GAYTARD - Someone who is gay and retarded.

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caddyman - August 15, 2010, 6:23 am
Showing her true colours there, isn't she?

Dignity -

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Rating: 4.58/5

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THINK TWICE - Remember: "Friending" Mom and Dad on MySpace means they can see your pictures... ALL of your pictures.

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Rating: 3.38/5

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DSATHeDRiZZLe - April 24, 2010, 11:06 pm
It's kinda like Pacific Playland ala Zombieland...minus the good soundtrack
CoolioIndeed - April 24, 2010, 11:02 pm
Myspace, Sean, is the internet's abandoned amusement park.


DATE RAPE - in 4...3...2...

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Rating: 3.18/5

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DonnieBluesky - January 13, 2013, 12:09 am
Really? Which poster?
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 9:34 pm
WTF? This has been done better!


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Rating: 4.14/5

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lesterinside - January 24, 2011, 8:28 am
Best with Cola
Peso - January 24, 2011, 8:08 am
Oy, that's gonna leave a mark that no amount of buffing compound will remove.
Zapper - January 23, 2011, 1:06 pm
Use Hyper Beam!
Airman - January 21, 2011, 1:50 pm
once with that stuff was enough for me


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Rating: 4.94/5

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spacedog - September 3, 2010, 5:26 pm
LogicDude - September 3, 2010, 3:03 pm
And never, ever ask for your meat "rare"...
Airman - September 3, 2010, 11:52 am
LOL. Grilling will never be the same
Faceplant31 - September 3, 2010, 11:00 am

Nice one cub, 5L

ALCOHOL - Remember the first time you had a little too much to drink? Neither do I.

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Rating: 4.42/5

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Faceplant31 - August 4, 2010, 1:53 am

Shoo, the last time i remember being drunk was last night and thats about as far back as i can remember
ICEMAN - August 4, 2010, 1:31 am
I do. Trying to ride a bike & collect for your paper route while tanked on malt liquor was a bitch.




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OCCUPY THE BOOTY - Officer, you better check for junk in her trunk ...

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mariand - October 16, 2011, 1:45 pm
lol... looks like he hardly try to ignore her.


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Rating: 4.57/5

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Krissie - January 2, 2011, 6:02 pm
5 l's from me, LOVED it. kinda made me cringe-4 wisdom teeth pulled. That doesn't include 3 molars I had pulled last year :P
Sean - January 1, 2011, 1:27 pm
Nothing wrong with that, rerun. You done good. On a similar tack: "Oh great, the wisest thing about me and there's no room for it in my head -- not even in my big mouth."
rerun - January 1, 2011, 12:45 pm

I have tried, in vain to find a motivating quote for this pic, however I always seem to end up back here.
Reality Lord - January 1, 2011, 12:32 pm

FRAT PARTIES - Animal House never seemed real until now

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Rating: 3.9/5

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culos - October 17, 2011, 6:12 am
After a night on the booze we all feel a little horse sometimes, don't we? (pardon the pun)

SOBRIETY TESTS - "Now Son, I'm going to need you to say the alphabet... Backwards." "Well, you got me. I'm not drunk, but I'm obviously too stupid to be driving."


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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2010, 1:49 am

Jesus would get a loaf, 2 fishes and then he would......Wait, maybe that's what TTH would do.......Dirty,dirty TTH.
agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 11:24 pm
That one gets you 90 days in the joint.
Cubbybear - June 25, 2010, 11:06 pm
you forgot lift the shirt...then snap the photo
agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 10:56 pm
Then, look for a new girlfriend... in another state.
agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 10:56 pm
In this case, the first thing you always do is to find her cell phone, snap this picture, and send to all.
agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 10:55 pm
The "Immaculate Conception" alibi is sounding good about now.

SOMETIMES - you have to shout at your toilet

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Rating: 2.71/5

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NEW FACEBOOK FRIENDS - She woke up with thirty new facebook friends and no idea how they got there

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KUNG-FU PANDA - Is a magical movie.

FROSTY THE SNOWMAN - is drunk again.



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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 15, 2012, 11:33 pm
So poignant, yet oh, so funny. Lol.
fascistfrenchman - December 7, 2010, 6:18 am
"I don't see a point in the theatre. All that sex and violence. I get enough of that at home. Except for the sex, of course." ~ Mr. S. Baldrick (Blackadder III)
Hawamleh - November 28, 2010, 2:20 pm
Don't know man, It just..
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 1:16 pm
It's a one-pump revolver.
rerun - November 28, 2010, 1:08 pm

why would this one stand out?
Hawamleh - November 28, 2010, 1:02 pm
I love you for this one rerun
ciejai - November 28, 2010, 12:14 pm

NO THANKS - I'm already shitfaced


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Bandit5906 - March 3, 2015, 11:07 pm
Ahhh Johnny Walker!

UNWRAP - Flexible, drunk and passed out. Ready for the Sage Greybeards of Motifake!

PARTY GIRL SAYS - "You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship; a self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes..."

BOTTLE PLACEMENT - Subtle messages screaming, "I'M A WHORE!"


BEST CHRISTMAS - That I Can't Remember

BEER GOGGLES - Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

EVEN SUPERHEROES FUCK UP - When Spidey drinks too much, it gets ugly real fast


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Rating: 3.81/5

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guyfox - April 10, 2011, 2:24 am
praise the saints because this is my heaven...........although I don't see Claire :)



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autumnspirit - January 4, 2011, 12:00 am
OHHHH that's bad! Funny! And oh, sooo in trouble honey! (not you Cubby)

A HARD NIGHT OF DRINKING - You Should See The Girl He Woke Up Next To

YOUR LUCKY DAY - Looks like you can save that chloroform for tomorrow night!

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TED - March 19, 2010, 2:55 pm

POSERS - they WILL follow you everywhere

LIFE - ain't it grand..............

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WORLDS SEXIEST NINJA - Just try and resist his ultimate power

ONE MORE BEER - Then the hot dogs will be ready.

OUCH! - well, don't say we didn't warn you

ALCOHOL - dignity remover in a bottle

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Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - November 16, 2014, 5:06 am
So true

It's Not A Party -

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Faceplant31 - July 7, 2010, 12:13 pm

Thats another win for cubby
Claire - July 6, 2010, 11:54 pm
Dyslexia sucks. 5L

BLONDES HAVE MORE FUN - ... but brunettes remember it

DRUNK CAT - because even a good mouser has to unwind

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ALZHEIMER'S - How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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Claire - February 8, 2011, 9:37 pm
Searching yourself on the internet again?
rerun - February 8, 2011, 8:32 pm

Heyyyyyyy, I just now noticed my name is in the tags.....or maybe I knew that, I forget
Benlulz - September 27, 2010, 2:20 pm
hehe :D Awesome comments too 5L
Claire - September 9, 2010, 9:58 pm
I'm glad you guys like it.
ICEMAN - September 9, 2010, 8:44 pm
Not sure what you mean pzzy. Oh by the way Claire, nice work 5L
pzykosiz - September 9, 2010, 8:39 pm
don't worry Ice. we're going to take you to a place where they can help you
ICEMAN - September 9, 2010, 8:35 pm
Nice work. 5L
grazanita - September 9, 2010, 8:31 pm
This is great...I don't know what I am talking about though. Where am I?
ICEMAN - September 9, 2010, 8:10 pm
Nice work. 5L
ICEMAN - September 9, 2010, 7:59 pm
Nice work. 5L
ICEMAN - September 9, 2010, 7:52 pm
Nice work. 5L
rerun - September 9, 2010, 7:16 pm

@John - Alzheimers patients often times fair to remember what they are saying.....and when that happens it does not make sense.
John R - September 9, 2010, 7:08 pm
pzykosiz - September 9, 2010, 6:47 pm
nice one. 5 lightbulbs.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 9, 2010, 2:53 pm

5?L......yep L
Airman - September 9, 2010, 2:29 pm
rerun - September 9, 2010, 1:11 pm

Our little girl is growing up "twisted" so fast.
Faceplant31 - September 9, 2010, 11:37 am

Wow! 5L Claire
TheTrashHeap - September 9, 2010, 8:37 am
Genius! 5 zebras... or tigers? wait wait I know it was monkeys...
5150monkeylove - September 9, 2010, 1:13 am
5... crap, cant remember!
Cubbybear - September 9, 2010, 12:22 am
This made me laugh 5 bulbs


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Rating: 4.91/5

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agdaniele - March 24, 2011, 7:55 pm
spacedog - March 24, 2011, 7:14 pm
Very nice, Valkor. 5L
crankyhead - March 24, 2011, 3:20 pm


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ICEMAN - December 1, 2010, 8:39 pm
We used to play checkers that way. The games went much quicker... and so did the players.
Faceplant31 - December 1, 2010, 8:16 pm

and that is all that matters right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 1, 2010, 8:11 pm

pretty sure I mistook the front door for the bathroom door....I won the game though.
rerun - December 1, 2010, 8:04 pm

at least you made it outside to puke.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 1, 2010, 8:00 pm

We used Grand Marnier for the queen, Escorial for the King,Rye for the Bishops, Vodka for the knights and gin for the Rooks...all the pawns were southern comfort....and then I threw up in my own front yard and on my steps.
rerun - December 1, 2010, 7:51 pm

It was rather expensive when I was in HS, considering we had to pay a "premium" to have the legal guy buy it. we had to buy his as well.
Faceplant31 - December 1, 2010, 7:49 pm

Pabst is cool if you are broke and have nothing to do the next day. That sh!t produces some bad hangovers.
rerun - December 1, 2010, 7:47 pm

I didn't think they still made Pabst beer, that was all we could afford in high school.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 1, 2010, 7:46 pm

I have a similar chess set. We play with a variety of hard alcohol shots though...Not girly beer shots.
forseti - December 1, 2010, 4:40 pm
the heavy alcoholics I see in the streets seem to be great drinkers without any memory, concentration, imagination or strong will...

BEERS - I like to buy women a lot of drinks, not so much to lessen their inhibitions as to lower their standards.

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mongo004 - December 7, 2011, 7:37 am
I'd drink to that
mariand - November 9, 2011, 5:09 pm
lol...I like this perspective


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TRADITIONS - "Don't talk to me about Naval tradition! It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash." --Winston Churchill

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Reality Lord - August 30, 2010, 11:11 pm
flint - August 30, 2010, 3:08 pm
You can't beat Winny for a classic quote, nice one Jack 5L


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R.S.Jake - April 14, 2010, 10:54 am
USRSF was a great idea, but typical burocratic red tape...soon after I joined, they put the mission on indefinate hold...something about migration patterns and over-thinning the herds. Whatever! I just want a trophy mount for the bathroom!
booger13 - April 1, 2010, 9:05 am
guilty on all counts , i wonder tho how much of a terrorist will be left after they get done ... whoops never mind ! IDFC ^__^

DAMN - Missed it by 'that' much

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agdaniele - January 31, 2011, 1:00 pm
HOF version done to perfection, I might add.
GreyScorpion - January 30, 2011, 8:25 pm
pic is in the HOF 3017

OM NOM NOM - ... what a gorgeous bracelet

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forseti - May 31, 2010, 3:35 am
visit www.gorgeous-bracelets.com! BTW: I'll mail your mom about your fetish...
Squall85 - May 29, 2010, 11:43 am
Who is this girl!? I can't find her anywhere. Give me a name or a URL where I can find more (parts) of her. Thank you!
phydeaux - March 16, 2010, 6:17 pm
Sounds like you should have called in CAS aggy...
agdaniele - March 15, 2010, 11:05 pm
Case in point.... kevlar, I am sorry for banning you... I was laying down suppressive fire on a timmy who kept popping up, and you walked right into the target area. I have to say, if you weren't kevlar, you probably wouldn't have survived.
rerun - March 15, 2010, 11:00 pm

@kevlar - I have no idea who she is, probably an "adult entertainer". Somebody here will know, bunch of pervs (not me, I don't believe in porn, nope...not at all)
rerun - March 15, 2010, 10:52 pm

to eat or smoke? Yes
agdaniele - March 15, 2010, 10:48 pm
Well, now that you ask.... this banhammer wielding has made me a bit sore. I've got O Fortuna playing while the baby oil heats up in the microwave. Do you like mushrooms?
rerun - March 15, 2010, 10:47 pm

I am =feeling a little frisky, what do you have in mind, sailor?
agdaniele - March 15, 2010, 10:45 pm
Sorry, rerun... All of his usernames and IPs are permanently banned. Anybody else feeling frisky tonight?
rerun - March 15, 2010, 10:43 pm

we wil see how he is next Monday, after 6pm
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 15, 2010, 10:41 pm
But I wanna watch...I got my garbage bag and goggles all ready...it's going to be like a Gallagher show...or a GWAR concert...hehehe
martyr - March 15, 2010, 10:36 pm
got banned for a soliloquy about an bracelet. and that was called poor behaviour. Who'd have thunk this at motifake?!? Hope you let me play again soon. forseti
agdaniele - March 15, 2010, 10:32 pm
I wouldn't stand too close, DSA... I'm gonna be swinging this hammer pretty hard.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 15, 2010, 10:29 pm
wow...someone the mods hate more than me...foresti...you see that glimmer in the corner of your eye? That's your Motifake career expiration light...it just went into high gear...
kevlar - March 15, 2010, 10:25 pm
Who is this girl????
agdaniele - March 15, 2010, 10:24 pm
Hello there, foreskin. I'm Aggy. I'll be your moderator for this evening. How are you doing so far?
CANADA - March 15, 2010, 10:21 pm
1 Lion
rerun - March 15, 2010, 9:48 pm

give it a rest. changing IP addresses to come back will only make thinks worse for you.
f0rseti - March 15, 2010, 9:44 pm
You have been banned from this board until Mon Mar 22, 2010 5:24 pm. Reason given for ban: poor behaviour rofl - ok, you're the boss. i will learn from this brace _ let me in again, please! :-*
rerun - March 15, 2010, 9:31 pm

well, for the next week you are dead. wish granted
DreMagnum - March 15, 2010, 9:24 pm
Now I wish I would have 1 lioned this
forseti - March 15, 2010, 9:11 pm
I will - or i'll die as a martyr for all the bracelets in the world. rerun - rerun - rerun...
rerun - March 15, 2010, 8:41 pm

no, it won't and you won't be here long enougn to make that happen
forseti - March 15, 2010, 8:32 pm
I only promote this gorgeous bracelet and its petential! If you wait long enough, it will be a great running gag. Not as great as this bracelet, but close to...
rerun - March 15, 2010, 7:27 pm

too bad you have to repeat yourself. That shows that you need to self promote which does not work well here. This pic had a lot of potential.
forseti - March 15, 2010, 7:11 pm
But your Brain only wants this bracelet, right?!?
DreMagnum - March 15, 2010, 7:00 pm
Your comments made me want to 1L this.
forseti - March 15, 2010, 6:59 pm
Did I say yet that the bracelet is gorgeous?!
forseti - March 14, 2010, 8:22 pm
I have to repeat myself: What a gorgeous bracelet!!

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