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Rose Demotivational Poster

BACON ROSES - For those times when the Red one's just don't cut it.

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Rating: 3.43/5

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Requiem - January 20, 2013, 10:27 am

SELFISHNESS - you know what you did Rose

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Rating: 3.7/5

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ROSES ARE RED - Violets are blue. I'm not good at poems, nice tits ...

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Rating: 4.19/5

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FEMALE COSPLAYERS - Almost as good as Epic Boobs at turning heterosexual females lesbian.


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Rating: 4.52/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 18, 2013, 1:02 am
ROFLMAO! Cubby, you're a riot! 5L

LION KING PT.4 - oh walt, you secretly still alive bastard, you

L - O - V - E - Flowers and relationships are quite similar. Show them love and warmth and they will both open up to you.

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Rating: 4.92/5

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flint - October 17, 2010, 4:32 am
i like it, 5l

ROSES ARE RED - Lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour ...

HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSESQUIPEDALIOPHOBIA - Not the case here. It's more the problem to understand words with more than four letters.

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Rating: 3.84/5

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booger13 - March 29, 2010, 11:02 pm
bull5h17 , she aint that smart to even read the book, much less when she prob saw the book it looked like it was French

SLOW DOWN - You move too fast

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Rating: 4.39/5

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TheOne - March 13, 2011, 1:48 pm
Amazing...Noting more to say.
FatherTyme - December 27, 2010, 3:45 pm
No words to describe it. Poetry! So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea.
TheWiceMan - January 4, 2010, 5:24 pm
Really great piece of work, 5/5 I think it can be summarised in "What you see is what you're looking for"



MOTIVATION - It's Not Strength But Desire Which Moves Us

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Rating: 4.82/5

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RULE OF ROSE - It's basically Lord of the Flies with lesbians.

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Rating: 2.27/5

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GUN N ROSES - Welcome to the jungle baby!

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Rating: 2/5

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Rating: 4.73/5

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Greeny - March 26, 2011, 3:01 pm

Excellent! Warning: Follow safe distance recommendations when actually placing this word in use.

TRUE LOVE - "I'll never let you go, Jack" *snaps frozen hand off*


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Rating: 3.83/5

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agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 3:09 am
Still frikkin' hilarious!

70'S HUMOR - There's no school like the old school.


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Rating: 3.08/5

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Hawamleh - September 19, 2010, 9:19 pm
NOt Quite Indeed.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 9:09 pm
Not quite.


THE BLACK ROSE OF DEATH - Starts As A Celebration of Love

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Rating: 3.76/5

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culos - January 26, 2010, 4:44 am
The latest trend, the DIVORCE BOUQUET!
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 7:46 pm
thats a sweet pic
Faceplant31 - January 25, 2010, 7:33 pm

Yea i picked up on that but i was hungover til after lunch so i put it out there for the masses and you sir nailed it
rerun - January 25, 2010, 6:47 pm

thanks for giving it to me. Figured it looked like a bride holding it...circle of life
Faceplant31 - January 25, 2010, 6:38 pm

Nice work Rerun, i had nothin with this pic. 5L


CRUISE SHIPS - Hope you took swimming lessons, Rose

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Rating: 2.63/5

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GUNS N' ROSES - Awesomeness purified in 5 men, then 6 then 7 then 8 etc.


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Rating: 4.95/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 6, 2010, 12:11 pm

shameless self promotion.
TheTrashHeap - November 6, 2010, 12:00 pm
Agreed Moooooo! We have had our share of fake women around here.
spacedog - October 5, 2010, 5:29 pm
HA! Good one Trash! 5L
TheTrashHeap - October 3, 2010, 10:35 am
Reality Lord - October 3, 2010, 10:32 am
5 despite the spelling. i laughed...n1
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2010, 2:09 pm

If it's on your moms menu.....we're willing to pay for it.
ICEMAN - September 30, 2010, 1:58 pm
You Canadians have some strange habits.
CANADA - September 30, 2010, 1:08 pm
LMFAO! I snorted beer out my nose
hootizz - September 30, 2010, 2:44 am
Gold mate..!! Gold..., love it, this is why I am a part of this site..., still laughing..., cheers...
Iconoclast - September 29, 2010, 11:59 pm
I love it. Best laugh this evening. 5L
agdaniele - September 29, 2010, 11:31 pm
TheTrashHeap - September 29, 2010, 11:30 pm
Thanks Face. @Aggy votes and ratings aren't really important with comments like these. If you guys like it that's good enough for me.
agdaniele - September 29, 2010, 9:35 pm
Don't worry... retards will give it less.
Faceplant31 - September 29, 2010, 9:30 pm

Holy shiot this is fcuking hilarious! 5L TTH! I wish i could give it more
TheTrashHeap - September 29, 2010, 9:08 pm
Thanks RR.
rerun - September 29, 2010, 9:08 pm

holy crap, I almost choked on my dinner. this is fantastic
TheTrashHeap - September 29, 2010, 9:08 pm
Thanks Aggy! I wish it would drop by and see all the nice things we've said about it.
agdaniele - September 29, 2010, 9:04 pm
The best Britarded poster ever.

A Rose -

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Rating: 4.91/5

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Rating: 4.83/5

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MALE LESBIANS - Men that are attracted to girls, and yet wish to be girls themselves. This rare malady is generally characterized by multiple site accounts and an easily injured leg.


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Rating: 4.52/5

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Reality Lord - July 22, 2010, 5:38 pm
....ummm...got any pics of your wife i can have?
guyfox - July 21, 2010, 2:11 am
really........how can you own a picture
spacedog - July 20, 2010, 7:22 pm
Reality Lord - July 20, 2010, 5:56 pm
also...to GS...i'm going to have to get you a bottle for all the help i've gotten. argh...i read and re-read and couldn't see the mis-spell. ty.
Reality Lord - July 20, 2010, 5:55 pm
airman to this day "fatherhood' and "charlie" remain favs of mine. her stuff rocked...totally. i wasn't around for the bs but i heard it got ugly. i didn't want someone to think i implied her stuff sucked...it didn't.
Airman - July 20, 2010, 11:43 am
not a pretty ending.. but he/she did make some great motifakes.
GreyScorpion - July 20, 2010, 11:37 am
run "of" the site....jeesh, he/she wishes...;)

TYPICAL MOTIFAKER - Now you know....we're all lonely Hawties looks for guys! Hoping that the one poster will get me recognized...I'm the sluttiest

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Rating: 4.45/5

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Jamesd - April 19, 2010, 10:52 pm
Well done Cubbybear... one of the best.

MMMMM... FIRE BAKED PIZZA! - Italian prosecutors believe pizza in the southern city of Naples may be baked in ovens lit with wood from coffins dug up from the local cemetery

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Rating: 4.38/5

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MissRed - May 19, 2010, 1:32 am
Yummy. Corpse pizza flavoring.
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 11:08 pm
What they don't tell you is that every coffin had a living stool pigeon sealed inside. So, eat up! Every margarita you eat saves a guido from messing up his Forzieri's while digging a shallow grave.


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Rating: 4.37/5

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happymaster - October 11, 2010, 5:14 pm
why do bras get the best of everything

ROSES - They're NOT the most beautiful flower in this garden

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Rating: 4.35/5

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hangmanheadphones - October 5, 2010, 6:07 am
"Mmm, wonderful coloration," he says, rubbing his hands together. "Flowers are so pretty right after they bloom."
rerun - September 7, 2010, 5:25 pm

cold hearted.... like it
GreyScorpion - September 7, 2010, 5:23 pm
I have that effect on people sadly :(
rerun - September 7, 2010, 5:20 pm

I think you scared him off....
GreyScorpion - September 7, 2010, 5:14 pm
Do you live in Bucharest? she does.
Bolog - September 7, 2010, 5:03 pm
Do you know how old is this girl? Cuz I know her...and you would be surprised!
G4briel - April 29, 2010, 5:23 am
So romantic...
Big V - March 15, 2010, 12:01 am
Cubby, you7 alway6s bring us the Best redheads... and I agree with the first guy... Source Please?
The Goat - January 27, 2010, 9:18 pm
No they're not but you had better leave this rose alone if you don't want a blind date with Bubba!
Cloudchaser - January 25, 2010, 9:18 am
Source of the pic, please? *really likes redheads*


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Rating: 4.25/5

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culos - February 24, 2011, 6:13 pm
Yeah but that's pressure from the society. In Texas everything is supposed to be bigger so.....
agdaniele - February 24, 2011, 5:54 pm
Having said that.... the closest one has got the worst boob job since the poster fodder pic that guyfox posted.
agdaniele - February 24, 2011, 5:43 pm
Dont' mind guyfox.... he's a self-proclaimed higher conscience... aka: passive anarchist. He'd like to see more because he can't.
rerun - February 24, 2011, 5:33 pm

I'm in Texas...I can see everything.
culos - February 24, 2011, 5:27 pm
Then you're on the wrong site
guyfox - February 24, 2011, 5:06 pm
I'd like to see them without the roses and lose the shirts as well

THE ROSE OF LOVE - Beware The Rose That Stems From The Burning Bush

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Rating: 4.22/5

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rerun - February 13, 2010, 10:30 pm

and a happy VD to all, hope you get lucky
rerun - January 26, 2010, 7:59 pm

only if the right person is turning on the source
culos - January 26, 2010, 4:25 am
I wonder how it can grow so beautifully without water....hold on....my bad, plenty of moisture down there I guess...
phydeaux - January 26, 2010, 12:27 am
She had burning bush, but the doc gave her a cream that cleared it right up...
Cubbybear - January 25, 2010, 7:38 pm
me likes the burning bush 5/5
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:38 pm
"every rose,.. has it's thorn"..5L

THE PETALS HAVE FALLEN - A sure sign that it's time to refill the VASE.

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Rating: 4.18/5

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Wolfie Reveles - November 18, 2010, 12:48 am
the tat says Carpe Noctem
R.S.Jake - January 25, 2010, 6:39 pm
Or maybe "Corpses are good eaten"?
Derek - January 25, 2010, 4:29 pm
What does this American Beauty's bumper-tat say? Carpe Diem?

THE MORNING ROSE - Opens up to catch the rising sun Dew glistening bright Only to be met by a lawnmower

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Rating: 4.08/5

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agdaniele - August 20, 2010, 8:05 pm
I mowed over one Rose here.
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 12:21 pm

Cool, the truly demotivational posters are always good and will get mass respect from the regs.
jackripper - August 20, 2010, 12:13 pm
Nawh...hate roses anyways...just trying to make major demotivational posters.
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 11:26 am

Nice! I take it aggy mows over your plants too?


AMERICAN BEAUTY - Wishing for a strong wind....whewwwwww!

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Rating: 4.06/5

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LIES - Roses were your favorite...

ROSES - are red, violets are blue Underboob is sweet but where's the rest of the view?

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Rating: 4/5

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Fatemaster - November 28, 2010, 2:09 am


A ROSE BETWEEN HER TEETH - Noting screams SERIAL KILLER like your own personal signature.


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Rating: 3.93/5

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rerun - January 25, 2010, 4:43 pm

damn GS, I tell you thing is confidance and this is how you get me in even more trouble. And it wasn't from a toilet seat, it was from that chain link fence.
R.S.Jake - January 25, 2010, 1:39 pm
Damn that was a good piece of...toilet seat...yeah, that's it! Ha ha!

ROSES - Very delicate flowers. Always pay special attention to the bush.

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Rating: 3.92/5

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PORCELINA'S NEW JOB - I painted your roses black... ... to match your heart

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Rating: 3.82/5

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Cubbybear - January 25, 2010, 9:09 am
It appeals to her darkside...no insults intended
Ed-Hyde - January 25, 2010, 7:07 am
How is that an Ow? Seems like a pretty cool job.
Derek - January 25, 2010, 5:25 am
Owwww, Porcelina has been as nice to you as she can be Cubby. What do you expect?


ROSE/PINK GUN - Pink Cammies, and it looks like a reach around too. What more can you not ask and not tell about?

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Rating: 3.77/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 12, 2010, 6:30 am

I dunno....Phy might have left a little "glitter" on his face.
Bartimaeus - April 12, 2010, 6:19 am
Is that guy wearing eye glitter?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 12, 2010, 3:14 am

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 12, 2010, 3:14 am

I think you're reading too muck into this one Phy.....wishful thinking?


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Rating: 3.71/5

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MrRandom - January 25, 2010, 8:30 pm
Viva la Conan! (When I actually go on my desk top and find my saved avatar)
rerun - January 25, 2010, 8:16 pm

speaking of which, when you changing the hair?
MrRandom - January 25, 2010, 8:15 pm
Slightly creepy.
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 8:02 pm
How about another Jagerbomb?...Honey. 5L


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Rating: 3.68/5

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colt45103 - May 23, 2010, 1:36 pm
Flush hard it's a long way to the kitchen
JLBachs - March 24, 2010, 3:17 pm
Due to chemical splash, turds over 6" must be lowered in by hand.
JLBachs - March 24, 2010, 3:16 pm
There's no use standing on the seat, the crabs in here can jump 6 feet. You might think thats pretty high, but right next door, the bastards fly.

ROSES - They're not the movie beautiful flower in this garden

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Rating: 3.64/5

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thatonechick - January 25, 2010, 9:31 am
PM Mr. M, Cubby. :) We can't delete posters.
Cubbybear - January 25, 2010, 9:13 am
MotiFake or mods , please delete this poster due to an grammer/spelling error. a new fixed poster will be posted

PRODUCEMAN117 - "Hey Babe, come on over to my place tonight. I'll show you my collection of Motifakes and then you can peel my banana!"

CONFUCIOUS SAY - Woman who sit on stool too long get ring around rosie!

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Rating: 3.5/5

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Faceplant31 - March 3, 2010, 9:48 am

Amsome LD

THE ROSE - This is how her LAST concert ended....

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Rating: 3.25/5

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ROSE - Turned out to clash with the rest of the uniform, but they loved it SO much!

BRITON OF ROSE - He may fuckup everything you loved in this world but you gotta love that witty sense of humor

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Rating: 3.16/5

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agdaniele - July 3, 2010, 3:45 am
LMFAO, rerun!!!!!
rerun - July 3, 2010, 2:15 am

rereading this now, long after the facts came out this is rather funny

HEY MOTIFAKERS - Make your own Briton of Rose! (Furnace, molten iron and Narutarded not included)

BRITON OF ROSE - Master Craftsman and Lead Smithy of the Motifake Guild

M.A.L.T. -

HENNESSY VERY SPECIAL - Make it a night to "Remember",or a night you'll always try to "FORGET" Lets see where the night leads us...

SFC. COCHRANE - gets ready to goto the gym, to look at weights.

FLOWERS - They never even know their own beauty for their entire life.

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Rating: 2.07/5

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ROSES ARE RED, SUNFLOWERS ARE YELLOW - You Know, For Having AIDs... ... You Sure Are Mellow. Happy V-Day. -Tree.