Rose Demotivational Poster
BACON ROSES - For those times when the Red one's just don't cut it.
SELFISHNESS - you know what you did Rose
ROSES ARE RED - Violets are blue. I'm not good at poems, nice tits ...
FEMALE COSPLAYERS - Almost as good as Epic Boobs at turning heterosexual females lesbian.
A GIRLFRIEND -
LION KING PT.4 - oh walt, you secretly still alive bastard, you
L - O - V - E - Flowers and relationships are quite similar. Show them love and warmth and they will both open up to you.
ROSES ARE RED - Lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour ...
HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSESQUIPEDALIOPHOBIA - Not the case here. It's more the problem to understand words with more than four letters.
SLOW DOWN - You move too fast
TITANIC PART II -
MOTIVATION - It's Not Strength But Desire Which Moves Us
RULE OF ROSE - It's basically Lord of the Flies with lesbians.
GUN N ROSES - Welcome to the jungle baby!
A ROSE -
TRUE LOVE - "I'll never let you go, Jack" *snaps frozen hand off*
LESBIAN LUST -
70'S HUMOR - There's no school like the old school.
EMO BAIT -
THE BLACK ROSE OF DEATH - Starts As A Celebration of Love
BAD WOLF -
CRUISE SHIPS - Hope you took swimming lessons, Rose
GUNS N' ROSES - Awesomeness purified in 5 men, then 6 then 7 then 8 etc.
BRITARDED AUTOMOTIVE -
A Rose -
PROGRESSIVE LENSES -
MALE LESBIANS - Men that are attracted to girls, and yet wish to be girls themselves. This rare malady is generally characterized by multiple site accounts and an easily injured leg.
A ROSE BY ANY OTHER NAME -
TYPICAL MOTIFAKER - Now you know....we're all lonely Hawties looks for guys! Hoping that the one poster will get me recognized...I'm the sluttiest
MMMMM... FIRE BAKED PIZZA! - Italian prosecutors believe pizza in the southern city of Naples may be baked in ovens lit with wood from coffins dug up from the local cemetery
THE RIDING COACH -
ROSES - They're NOT the most beautiful flower in this garden
THANK HEAVEN -
THE ROSE OF LOVE - Beware The Rose That Stems From The Burning Bush
THE PETALS HAVE FALLEN - A sure sign that it's time to refill the VASE.
THE MORNING ROSE - Opens up to catch the rising sun Dew glistening bright Only to be met by a lawnmower
AMERICAN BEAUTY - Wishing for a strong wind....whewwwwww!
LIES - Roses were your favorite...
ROSES - are red, violets are blue Underboob is sweet but where's the rest of the view?
A ROSE BETWEEN HER TEETH - Noting screams SERIAL KILLER like your own personal signature.
ROSES - Very delicate flowers. Always pay special attention to the bush.
PORCELINA'S NEW JOB - I painted your roses black... ... to match your heart
ROSE/PINK GUN - Pink Cammies, and it looks like a reach around too. What more can you not ask and not tell about?
FAMOUS PAY STOOL POETRY -
ROSES - They're not the movie beautiful flower in this garden
PRODUCEMAN117 - "Hey Babe, come on over to my place tonight. I'll show you my collection of Motifakes and then you can peel my banana!"
CONFUCIOUS SAY - Woman who sit on stool too long get ring around rosie!
THE ROSE - This is how her LAST concert ended....
I'M GOING INTO TOWN -
ROSE - Turned out to clash with the rest of the uniform, but they loved it SO much!
BRITON OF ROSE - He may fuckup everything you loved in this world but you gotta love that witty sense of humor
HEY MOTIFAKERS - Make your own Briton of Rose! (Furnace, molten iron and Narutarded not included)
BRITON OF ROSE - Master Craftsman and Lead Smithy of the Motifake Guild
HENNESSY VERY SPECIAL - Make it a night to "Remember",or a night you'll always try to "FORGET" Lets see where the night leads us...
SFC. COCHRANE - gets ready to goto the gym, to look at weights.
FLOWERS - They never even know their own beauty for their entire life.
ROSES ARE RED, SUNFLOWERS ARE YELLOW - You Know, For Having AIDs... ... You Sure Are Mellow. Happy V-Day. -Tree.