Pregnant Demotivational Poster
METAL MINDFUCK - When you see you'll headbang
THE PILL - THE SECOND BEST THING A WOMAN CAN PUT IN HER MOUTH TO AVOID PREGNANCY
PREGNANT - Oh shit! I better come up with a good story to cover this one up...
SHOCKING NEWS -
ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION - because no man would dare stick his dick in THAT!
PREGNANCY Q+A A MOTIFAKE SERVICE ANOUNCEMENT -
CONSOLATION - at least they won't get pregnant
PERIODS - It's a vicious cycle, but hey... At least you're not pregnant
PREGNANT MAN - Your not a pregnant MAN... if you have a VAGINA
STOP POKING ME -
ANTI-DISCRIMINATION LAWS - In some cases, they need to be reconsidered.
SECOND PLACE - Don't you just hate it when someone gets there before you?
CONDOMS - stop poking holes in them
IRONY IS... - Discovering that the man whose guts you hated and would never sleep with in a million years... was the sperm donor for your child.
CUM DUMPSTER - That's all we really need to avoid evolving towards idiocracy.
DEAR SON -
GIRL POWER! -
NOT NOW DEAR -
HOOTERS - The Beer's not the only thing that's been tapped...
RIP SHARON TATE - Your killer has kicked the bucket
PREGNANT BELLY DISPLAYS - No matter how you dress them up, they are never attractive. (or appreciated)
JAILBAIT - They can get pregnant just as easy
FALCON PUNCH - It Solves Teen Pregnancy
CONDOMS - Now standard issue in 3rd INF DIV. Thanks MG Cucolo.
GOOGLE - Teaching your kids to be anorexic and to get pregnant.
PREGNANCY - When a guy won't stay on his own
CULTURE - It runs in the family...