Pope Demotivational Poster
THE EMPEROR OF CATHOLICISM - Finds your lack of faith disturbing
DARTH VADER - He is even more holy than thou.
CASTLE DONINGTON.... - ARE YOU READY TO ROCK, MOTHERFUCKERS??
I FIND YOUR LACK OF FAITH - disturbing.
HYPOCRISY - When Your Church Doesn't Allow Birth Control, But Turns A Blind Eye To Pedophilia.
CONDOM CATHEDRAL - This one is definitely going to piss off the Pope
ROYAL GUARDS - Sometimes the similarities are just to obvious to ignore
HEY BRO, - Five up top.
STATUE SEX -
PAPAL RAPE FACE -
HELL - I'm surprised you can spell THAT.
THE POPE CARD -
IN HERE... - is where you stash the weed, if we get pulled over.
AVE SATAN -
HOW THE FUCK - DO I GET ANGRY BIRDS ON THIS THING?
HELP ME, OBI-WAN - You're my only Pope.
POPEYE THE SAILOR MOON -
YOUR FEEBLE SKILLS - ...are no match for the power of the Dark Side
THE POPE - He's like a school hamster that gets replaced when the old one dies with the same name so the children won't cry.
JOE PESCI -
POPEYE - This guy is an addict
POPE PALPATINE - Something something something Dark Side. Something something something Vatican...
THE SPACE POPE - Better Than Your Pope In Every Conceivable Way
ATHEISTS - We have superior spelling skills
QUIET, QUIET... - My lineman can't hear the snap count...
STOP - Stop Fucking With Me
I DON'T CARE -
SPIDER POPE -
SPINACH - The literal can of whoop ass
SO HERE'S THE PLAN -
THE PERFECT GIFT - You bought me alter boys haven't you ?
BEGONE, HERETIC! - Speak, who sent you?! Judah? Buddah? Hitlah? Or that Martian alien Lady Gaga?!
YES YOUR HOLINESS - We most certainly are.
ANTI-BOMB SUIT - When you are pope they are made of gold.
IF THE POPE SHITS IN THE WOODS .. - Do the bears hide all the fucking pedophile priests?
I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE THE POPE - you have to ring like anybody else
PAPAL CONTROLS -
DON'T MAKE ME - tell you again Father Murphy... I want the spaghetti-os with meatballs! The ones with wieners will freak everyone out right now.
I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT -
RAWDOG - Of this, the Pope doth not approve.
POPEYE - All those years of eating genetically engineered spinach finally caught up
TOO MUCH BEER - And no toilets around..D'OH!
PORTAPOTTIES - Someone always has to leave shit on the seat dont they?
GERMAN POPES - It's the Brezel that rules their mind!
POPEYE - You're doin' it wrong.
BLASPHEMY - The pope don't play that shit. You Dig?
EGG MCMUFFIN - I FUCKING WANT ONE!
GERMAN POPE = BAD HABITS - Just zee one more 'bl**dy mary' Sister's and zen itz time to start zee pole dancing to zee 'oom pa pa'..!!
THE POPE - And now for a reading from the book of tax law. And God said, "Your government shall tax you", and it was done. Bush said, "Let me waste your taxes on war and foolishness", and it was done.
TUMORS - I'm immune to them
RELIGION - YOURE DOING IT WRONG
PIETY - Make sure you don't follow the wrong guy. Sometimes they cry out in pain as you masturbate to child porn.
ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH - Remember when you touch a child It's A-OK with the Pope
HELL - Poker with the Devil and God every Saturday...
THE POPE - He is definitely hiding a secret pair of horns
HEIL - Because the POPE was in the SS...