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Poet Demotivational Poster


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tellitlikeitis - January 13, 2011, 8:09 am
Too funny and TRUE...

NO WORDS CAN DESCRIBE IT. - So beautiful... They should have sent a poet.

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missick13 - February 24, 2013, 12:23 am
me and my friend greg have so much incommon until i hear he reads/watches this sh.it i was like "im out"....
xsrgdarknessx - February 24, 2013, 12:09 am
The beautiful orange of Twilight In it I shall delight Its got me staring and not caring who is judging me Just let me be I want to sit and watch the colors hover So please dont judge a book by its cover Judge it by the rest Thats what burns the best
nicholsjoshua15 - January 9, 2013, 7:04 pm
Just a few days ago I used a friend's copy of Twilight : A New Moon to start my grill.
HETHCOX25RAIDER - May 12, 2010, 1:15 am
u got that right


YOUR HAND - Remember to always treat it right . 'Cause if you're on the internet late hours, it's the only love you'll get tonight

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EDGAR ALLAN FUCKING POE - Qouth The Raven: "Nevermore. Bitch."

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Bartimaeus - August 19, 2010, 4:05 am
But I figured out so many curse words. T-T
Grim1812 - August 18, 2010, 10:57 pm
Hey. I'm completely new to this, and I'd just like to thank everyone that commented. Also: Probably less swearing from now on. >_>
Bartimaeus - August 17, 2010, 8:41 pm
I can't be bothered with semantics. I'm figuring out curse words. PENlS. @ss. A$$. bo0bs.
pzykosiz - August 17, 2010, 8:33 pm
was "pulled" really the right word to be using there?
Bartimaeus - August 17, 2010, 8:22 pm
Bartimaeus - August 17, 2010, 8:21 pm
And you can totally sat TlTS.
Bartimaeus - August 17, 2010, 8:18 pm
And I figured out how to say b00bies.
Bartimaeus - August 17, 2010, 8:16 pm
So he pulled a Jerry Lee Lewis? Or did Lewis pull an Edgar Allen?
pzykosiz - August 17, 2010, 8:12 pm
Fun fact: He married his 13 year old cousin
TheTrashHeap - August 17, 2010, 8:04 pm
Thanks I needed that. Phew!
TheTrashHeap - August 17, 2010, 8:03 pm
Arggghhhhhbwdfaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Pulling out hair screaming!!!! raaaaarggggggg!!! IT EVEN SAYS NO PROFANITY IN THE NSFW THREAD!!!!!! I ONLY STOPPED SWEARING ON POSTERS BECAUSE I WAS TOLD IT WOULD GET ME BANNED!!!!
thatonechick - August 17, 2010, 5:59 pm
I mean, you can't even say tits without that asterisk censoring you. See? Tits!
thatonechick - August 17, 2010, 5:57 pm
This should have never have even been approved. There is way too much cussing on here. Websense hates cussing.
Bartimaeus - August 17, 2010, 5:00 pm
Does Edgar Allan Poe have to smack a bitch!? jk But do like this poster. It's not just a look-waht-I-found, but adds a whole new dimension with the caption. It's simple, and yet implies so much.
TheTrashHeap - August 17, 2010, 9:48 am
Ed-Hyde - August 17, 2010, 7:11 am
4L Good image, good text, lost 1 cause you didn't mention his car
JackFace - August 16, 2010, 11:52 pm
I feel so uncomfortable about my favortie poet now.....
TheTrashHeap - August 16, 2010, 11:39 pm
Hell no 1L
GiBro - August 16, 2010, 9:59 pm
hell yes 5 lions


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Rating: 4.23/5

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rerun - January 30, 2010, 5:28 pm

I missed this one. good to go and look in tag clouds


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GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 11:41 am
Good Catch Raudbjorn!, and yes I did. Shel Silverstein is a comic genius. His Childrens book ABZ is a must read.
Raudbjorn - February 9, 2010, 11:46 pm
You realize the poem quoted here is by Shel Silversteen, not Dr. Seuss, right?


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coldinjected - January 25, 2011, 6:02 pm
That's pretty demotivating. Thanks for making my day a little sadder. 5l for the definition of "demotivation".
rerun - January 25, 2011, 5:53 pm

when on the "front page", you will see an orange notification whenever somebody sends you a message...or posts a comment on one of your motifakes
Shaq123 - January 25, 2011, 5:45 pm
rerun - January 25, 2011, 5:44 pm

private message
Shaq123 - January 25, 2011, 5:43 pm
What's PM? ?(
rerun - January 25, 2011, 5:41 pm

wow, 5L.....please read your PM

ICE CREAM - For a cool treat it can't be beat, but if you're craving something hot, whipped cream and cherries hit the spot!


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suenero - October 10, 2010, 3:40 pm
I gave this 4L's just for the quote.


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DavidLister - March 9, 2011, 8:33 pm
My PIN number is 4827....marry me


ODE TO HER PUPAE - Her colorful wings flap and did flutter, but that cocoon she left on the ground made me recoil and shudder...


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DonTarsin - February 1, 2011, 6:39 am
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agdaniele - January 31, 2011, 3:41 pm
Very nice. Good picture, too.

HAIKUS - Haikus are poetry. Sure. And Quantum Mechanics is math too.


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Shaq123 - February 9, 2011, 9:11 pm
Hawamleh - February 9, 2011, 3:16 pm
Implying bubba is emo, he is quite happy, the government feeds him emos
Shaq123 - February 9, 2011, 2:48 pm
That's cuz that is one of my nicknames.
Hawamleh - February 9, 2011, 8:40 am
anyone else notice that he didn't deny meeting bubba?
agdaniele - February 8, 2011, 11:49 pm
You're both pretty... I just prefer having someone across the dinner table who doesn't ask me why Cheerio's aren't shaped like an "X"
agdaniele - February 8, 2011, 11:48 pm
He knows I only like him for the way he looks.
Claire - February 8, 2011, 11:01 pm
D'aww. Be careful, Moo+ may get jealous.
agdaniele - February 8, 2011, 10:44 pm
Very valid point, Claire. I change my mind... you're as smart as you are female.
Claire - February 8, 2011, 10:43 pm
It's nice to know we're all full of self-confidence. :) Even the emo.
tellitlikeitis - February 8, 2011, 10:41 pm
No worries Claire... I know what you meant. Besides I think I'm awesome too.
Claire - February 8, 2011, 10:36 pm
Oh you... It could be worse. I could be Mexican.
agdaniele - February 8, 2011, 10:31 pm
Hell, Claire... we've seen your pictures, and we all made the same mistake!
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 10:30 pm
you seem corn-fused..... good
Claire - February 8, 2011, 10:20 pm
Monkey- what? Ag- Oh yes. I think Shaq missed the joke about me being a man.
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 10:12 pm
Who said anything about shucking corn?
agdaniele - February 8, 2011, 10:10 pm
It's a Shaq attack! Hi there, Claire... how's things been, you wonderful human being?
Claire - February 8, 2011, 9:44 pm
Shaq, that is. You're okay, Tellitlikeitis. :)
Shaq123 - February 8, 2011, 9:43 pm
S'ok with me. I think I'm awesome, so who cares what others think (besides the ladies)
Claire - February 8, 2011, 9:40 pm
I still don't have to like you, though.
tellitlikeitis - February 8, 2011, 9:39 pm
You're getting it now, Shaq123.
Shaq123 - February 8, 2011, 9:28 pm
Pie is delicious.
TheTrashHeap - February 8, 2011, 9:13 pm
Shaq123 - February 8, 2011, 8:59 pm
For the sake of preserving my sanity, I shall ignore all of you.
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 4:35 pm
and his Barbie and Bratz collections
Feasibly - February 8, 2011, 4:24 pm
Shaq, pay no attention to 5150. He's just envious of your Care Bear bed sheets.
TheTrashHeap - February 8, 2011, 4:16 pm
I wish my lawn was emo...
Shaq123 - February 8, 2011, 4:10 pm
Still not emo =]
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 3:01 pm
Most Emos just cut themselves when they feel insulted.
Shaq123 - February 8, 2011, 2:59 pm
Look... I don't like being pushed around, but I'm no tough guy. And that whole bone sticking out thing was an accident. Anyway, let's just move on, shall we?
Hawamleh - February 8, 2011, 8:39 am
you forgot the part that came after you beat up the guy so bad. they sent you to jail where you met your new friend Bubba.
Peso - February 8, 2011, 8:20 am
You guys are actually on line making comments at 3 o'clock in the morning???
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 6:25 am
do you really need it explained? just read the comments again and it will all come clear.
Shaq123 - February 8, 2011, 6:12 am
I am now utterly confused... Man I love this site!
agdaniele - February 7, 2011, 11:57 pm
My first was a chicken pot pie... talk about scarring!
5150monkeylove - February 7, 2011, 11:56 pm
Ahhhh memories of my first warm apple pie after seeing that movie scene. of course, microwaves tend to create hotspots, and now the scarring is hardly visible.
autumnspirit - February 7, 2011, 11:53 pm
Pecan... oh, yes... warm pecan
tellitlikeitis - February 7, 2011, 10:44 pm
Rhubarb sauce is the best!
5150monkeylove - February 7, 2011, 10:43 pm
Hey claire! we are all venting.
Claire - February 7, 2011, 10:40 pm
I freaking love rhubarb pie...
5150monkeylove - February 7, 2011, 10:39 pm
strawberry Rhubarb?
Claire - February 7, 2011, 10:37 pm
agdaniele - February 7, 2011, 10:30 pm
Key lime.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 7, 2011, 10:28 pm

Lemon Meringue......Fuck off!!!!
TheTrashHeap - February 7, 2011, 10:14 pm
OOH! Shaq's gonna find me! Srsly shaq never brag that you beat a guy until his bone stuck out. If you think for a second that ANYONE here is scared of your tough guy act you have another thing coming. Now act like a grown up and roll with the punches.
5150monkeylove - February 7, 2011, 9:38 pm
WTF? Take a compliment. Ok, So you're not Emo. As far as I know, if it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and shits like a duck...........its a f'n duck
autumnspirit - February 7, 2011, 9:35 pm
Give more of your feelings, from your comments in a poster! :)
autumnspirit - February 7, 2011, 9:34 pm
Give more of your feelings, from your comments in a poster! :)
agdaniele - February 7, 2011, 9:33 pm
LMAO! Cubby FTW!
Cubbybear - February 7, 2011, 8:32 pm
This is Sparta!!!
tellitlikeitis - February 7, 2011, 8:07 pm
You're right Shaq123... No one is truly who they say they are... we all have different sides that we want shown (or not)... Life is too way too short to be sad or to be taken for granted. Your poster is great. 5 L's to you.
Reality Lord - February 7, 2011, 7:48 pm
whoa...hows about we all settle it down a bit.
CANADA - February 7, 2011, 7:48 pm
he sounds like the toughest 16 year old emo kid ever lol
Chompers - February 7, 2011, 7:43 pm
Claire is a guy, his old name was Arrogant Knight, and we used to call him Claire for being such a pansy
Claire - February 7, 2011, 7:42 pm
How do you know I'm a female? Doesn't matter, Ag is right. You are a chump (to put it nicely. I have some different words in mind.)
Chompers - February 7, 2011, 7:41 pm
Real men don't give a shit about what people on the internet think. Anybody want to argue that one?
agdaniele - February 7, 2011, 7:33 pm
Honor code includes being an online tough guy? What a chump.
Shaq123 - February 7, 2011, 7:21 pm
I have an honor code: I never harm females.
Claire - February 7, 2011, 7:16 pm
I dare you.
Shaq123 - February 7, 2011, 7:14 pm
I'm a dude, heterosexual, and I kicked someone's a** so hard they had severoal bones sticking out. Don't push me. I'll find you.
TheTrashHeap - February 7, 2011, 6:41 pm
es from the tone of this poster I could immediately tell that you are the happy go lucky impish type! You probably even have unicorn wallpaper and care bear sheets. This poster looks like the suicide poem of a 15 year old girl.
Shaq123 - February 7, 2011, 6:35 pm
Hawamleh - February 7, 2011, 6:14 pm
dude never ask the Internet not to do something...
5150monkeylove - February 7, 2011, 5:46 pm
Aside from setting yourself up for attacks, Truly good motifakes come from the inside. "harvest the pain" was what I was told by a greybeard once. Your dark, Emo place is making decent ones. Keep it up. 5L
5150monkeylove - February 7, 2011, 5:45 pm
Aside from setting yourself up for attacks, Truly good motifakes come from the inside. "harvest the pain" was what I was told by a greybeard once. Your dark, Emo place is making decent ones. Keep it up. 5L
Shaq123 - February 7, 2011, 3:24 pm
These are my true feelings... Please no bad comments...

POETRY - "Poetry is life distilled." --Gwendolyn Brooks

AFTER CAREFUL TRANSLATION - It has become clear that Timmys have dated back to antiquity

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aerofiend - February 17, 2010, 8:23 pm
Seems the timmys got a hold on this one first or I just suck at making motifakes


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Cubbybear - November 17, 2010, 8:04 pm
beat Nick groovy bay
LogicDude - November 17, 2010, 6:22 pm
Someone get Cubby - apparently he's playing in traffic. Again.

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 26, 2014, 7:54 pm

I always wondered what would happen if Sho started making After Dark posters....this is more than I hoped for. 5L
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Stormhawk - July 7, 2010, 9:33 pm
Yeah, you see, now's a REAL good time to reconsider that order of protection...and buying more ammo...and stronger locks.


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Jamesd - January 5, 2011, 9:00 pm
MAn Culos... you've been busy today!



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Derek - February 20, 2010, 6:43 pm
You are remarkably lascivious Culos.
Densaku - February 20, 2010, 3:36 pm
No. Only realist...^_0
culos - February 20, 2010, 3:18 pm
Are you really that disgusting?
Densaku - February 20, 2010, 3:15 pm
You forgot the last phrase..........."By the way. It'll be 5000 bucks homey.".....



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booger13 - April 3, 2010, 9:15 pm
@ AGGY // ill take the one who looks like Tooty Turner , (fairly odd parents) you can keep the green , that is probably crawling with funky Coochie


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Q - Questionably Quirky, Quivering With Queer, Quab While Quackling, Quaesitum For A Quasi.

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Treehodger - January 20, 2010, 2:11 am
For those who do not understand what this means, try looking at the tags. Although accurate, a word or two must be inferred from the true meaning to make the general point across.
snyderguyz - January 8, 2010, 7:27 am
You forgot Quisp - the world's most awesome cereal - it's a 70's thing.
Treehodger - January 8, 2010, 3:02 am
Wha... Hesh, ehhh! 1/5 Lions?? Man you guys have no love for poets. Fine. "Here I Sit, Broken Hearted, Tried To Shit, But Only Farted, Here I Stand, A Little Depressed, I Force A Fart, But Shit My Pants." HAPPY?! XD

DEATH - You can be a king or a street-sweeper, but everybody dances with the grim reaper. Robert Alton Harris

HI, COO... OOL GUY! - Oh wait, you're not him I though you were the rapper Please God don't shoot me!



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POETRY CAFES - "Come In And Enjoy A Double-Shot Douche Bag Latte'."

THE SECOND COMING - "And what rough beast, its hour come 'round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?" - W. B. Yeats -