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Pizza Demotivational Poster

EL NIñO. - When you can't decide between Taco Bell or Pizza Hut.

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Rating: 3.36/5

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cicilia - March 23, 2014, 9:49 pm
Looks like I found my lunch for tomorrow.
arsanlupin - December 21, 2012, 8:42 pm
Wow ... just wow!
R.S.Jake - May 3, 2010, 11:35 am
That is Epic! I am starving!
rerun - April 30, 2010, 9:45 pm

must have

OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy.

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Rating: 4.08/5

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ramblerjw - April 10, 2010, 6:43 pm
Has nothing to do with FedEx, when I was in the Corps I got this a chain email saying it was a list of Air Force gripes. I used a few of the "fixes" while doing the same type paperwork while stationed in Okinawa, let's just say that didn't end well for me
stygian616 - February 25, 2010, 12:57 pm
wow a poster with 5 L's even though the caption is a fail


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Rating: 4.3/5

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biggdogg - September 27, 2010, 6:33 am
i would step on that pizza to get to her neck! num num num
agdaniele - September 27, 2010, 2:39 am
I would step on her neck to get to that pizza!


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Rating: 2.68/5

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Rating: 4.97/5

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mariand - January 26, 2012, 2:20 pm
Thanks... ;o)
suzieq - January 26, 2012, 1:01 pm
very good
mariand - January 2, 2012, 4:06 pm
hahaha... I guess you rememeber my poster 133185... enough saying
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2012, 2:05 pm

I don't know....I was once offered the choice between booze and access to boobs....I miss drinking.
mariand - January 1, 2012, 7:57 pm
...because both can be choosen.

MEMORIES - Some are more disturbing than others

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Rating: 2.8/5

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HammerofHeeb - November 3, 2010, 9:23 am
I miss that pizza. I wish I was allowed near a school :(
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 2:22 pm
Never had a school lunch?
BrokenEye - November 2, 2010, 2:10 pm
I don't get it


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Rating: 3.39/5

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Nagori - August 11, 2010, 7:37 am
Call the army, we just found a substitute for their food supply......
Widow9669 - July 21, 2010, 11:50 pm
i had a heart attack just looking at it.

LUCKY PIZZA DELIVERY MAN - If I don't cum in 30 minutes or less, your pizza is free

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Rating: 4.47/5

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Budog - December 19, 2011, 11:04 pm
I didn't order SPAM on my pizza...
hsmstyle - December 19, 2011, 10:08 pm
Bag is very important to bring the bags, others see your vision will appreciate a lot. In general, then, if you back Marc Jacobs bags and Marc by Marc Jacobs B
hsmstyle - December 19, 2011, 10:07 pm
mariand - December 19, 2011, 3:15 pm
Dude, that's because the hot ones have always someone at their back...taking pictures...hehehe
Feasibly - December 19, 2011, 1:58 pm
You're expecting too much. Go to the door hoping to see a 200 plus pounder...8-)
Chosenfrozen - December 19, 2011, 1:33 am
I`ve worked in the Pizza business before. The ones who answer the door in lingere are never young and hot.....and rarely under 200 lbs.

HOT PIZZA DELIVERY. - Can you say "extra tips"?

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Rating: 3.6/5

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THE CHEESEBURGER - McNugget Large Fry Pizza God Bless America

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Rating: 4.85/5

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Ed-Hyde - July 21, 2010, 2:09 pm
Dr. Pepper, a semi-automatic, a dagger, measuring tape?? and BBQ sauce all in the same picture is disturbing enough w/o that full of win pizza. 5 extremely worried lions.
rerun - July 20, 2010, 6:52 pm

I love Dr. Pepper.
Airman - July 20, 2010, 6:51 pm
LOL. I never saw the gun.. I was too busy studying the ingredients and weighing what the consequences would be in making it.
Claire - July 20, 2010, 4:38 pm
thatonechick - July 20, 2010, 3:52 pm
Dr. Pepper and a handgun get 5L from me.
Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 3:32 pm

HOLY SHAT! That is just disturbing!


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Rating: 3.75/5

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calto40k - April 12, 2011, 3:09 am
i so want one right now
Cubbybear - March 26, 2011, 6:46 pm
Mutant Powers are an extra.plus
steph1 - March 26, 2011, 6:19 pm
and the bonus is: it's glowing in the dark it stays hot for years...it may however interfere with your cellphone frequency

HEART ATTACK PIZZA - The last pizza you'll ever have... ...Your mouth is watering

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Rating: 3.64/5

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EssenceOfJester - May 12, 2010, 9:47 pm
Mmmmmm. Cholesterol.
Eternal Lord Jackass - January 29, 2010, 12:55 pm
You call that a pizza? I call it an evening snack.

EFFICIENCY - In these days of stress and have-to's, there is no time for both dinner AND dessert.

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Rating: 3.4/5

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THAT GUY - I sure wouldn't want to be the one who has to deliver the small sausage

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Rating: 4.94/5

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FUCK THE NUTS! - I'm eating PIZZA! Nomm Nommm Nommmm

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Rating: 4.14/5

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PIZZA THE HUT - Or, as others may know him, Michael Moore Sr.



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Rating: 5/5

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LD0ne - February 11, 2011, 3:32 pm
i really worked at dominos and got fired because i came to work high as a kite one day and started yelling at the customers... if it wasn't for the Pie thing this might have been mine i only no pi up to the 10th digit
Cubbybear - January 16, 2011, 11:50 pm
I knew it!
Woodywood03a - January 16, 2011, 11:36 pm
Ok......... I did it!!!
Donkasaurus - January 13, 2011, 9:11 pm
I tried to apologize to the narwhal but I got frustrated when I could remember the 47th word of my apology. and it wasn't lava cake mix! It was my special recipe! ;)


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Rating: 4.36/5

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Rating: 4.56/5

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hangmanheadphones - October 8, 2010, 3:53 am
I can just imagine.
crankyhead - October 8, 2010, 3:10 am
Took a second, but when the funny hit, it hit hard. =)
Zealot - October 7, 2010, 9:14 pm
the more i think about it, the more i laugh


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Rating: 4.38/5

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agdaniele - March 26, 2011, 9:46 pm
LOL! I like a girl who will eat. However, most know that you get more from JD on an empty stomach... I mean, come on.... rookie mistake.


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Rating: 4.32/5

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610 - January 22, 2013, 10:05 pm
It's ironic reading someone named "culos" calling other people gay dumb move
culos - August 2, 2010, 4:17 am
I go there at least once a month, and believe me, they're no threat. They're only interested in their own looks, fashion, sunglasses, cell-phones, scooters....and they're all gay(ish) anyhow.

PIZZA - Don't save the world without it

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Rating: 2.94/5

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PIZZA PAGODA - Your pizza is ready in 30 minutes, or we kill ourselves in shame and dishonor!!


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Rating: 4.11/5

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Tarapin - April 5, 2011, 9:39 pm
RIP Dom DeLuise.
agdaniele - March 26, 2011, 9:47 pm
Sound logic. Pizza the Hut!


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Rating: 4/5

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Cloudchaser - March 26, 2011, 9:52 am
Who keeps leftover peetsa around long enough that it needs to be refrigerated? Not I, said the furry

PUNCTUALITY - Pizza Hut really started to deliver on time ever since they started strapping time bombs onto the pizza.


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Rating: 3.38/5

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MrBlack - February 15, 2010, 9:38 pm
I wish I had pizza, but no.
[email protected] - February 13, 2010, 7:42 am
HOW did U get my PICTURE?
Mr. Shiny - February 12, 2010, 7:47 pm
This poster made me lol, 5L.
Cubbybear - February 12, 2010, 6:18 pm
Did you have pizza? pizza would have madeit better
MrBlack - February 12, 2010, 6:14 pm
My brother got sick and I gotta major headache seein that in 3D.

SPECIAL DELIVERY PIZZA - Here's your pizza... ...and here's the pepperoni


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Rating: 3/5

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PIZZA MACHINE - That's it ! We're really fucked now.

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Rating: 2.97/5

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MOVIE THEATRES - We have a strict no outside food policy ...except for you fat-ass... yeah...you can bring in a whole pizza

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Rating: 2.7/5

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boomstick - January 12, 2010, 3:24 am
i want to know which theater that is. they get what looks like somewhat comfortable 3d glasses. unlike the $.50 crap these theaters have

NOPE - I don't think we gettin' our pizza in 30 minutes.


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Rating: 2.35/5

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PIZZA - With awesomesauce.

Pizza Delivery -

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Rating: 4.88/5

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Rating: 4.5/5

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Anything - May 26, 2010, 12:14 am
The parts with all olives sure look unappetizing.

MMMMM... FIRE BAKED PIZZA! - Italian prosecutors believe pizza in the southern city of Naples may be baked in ovens lit with wood from coffins dug up from the local cemetery

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Rating: 4.38/5

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MissRed - May 19, 2010, 1:32 am
Yummy. Corpse pizza flavoring.
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 11:08 pm
What they don't tell you is that every coffin had a living stool pigeon sealed inside. So, eat up! Every margarita you eat saves a guido from messing up his Forzieri's while digging a shallow grave.

BEFORE YOU ASK: - 1) We're together because her BJs are basically phenomenal. 2) Yes, of course I've tried. I think they're coming around. 3) Dominoes

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - Who knew he made pizza?

A PIECE - Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.

ARGUING WITH CHUCK-E - Because CARDBOARD and KETCHUP does not make a good PIZZA!

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Rating: 3.91/5

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STOOD UP PIZZA GIRL - Dummy! Anyone with half a brain, knows never turn down free pizza

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Rating: 3.83/5

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THE GREATEST THING IN THE WORLD - If you're a VIRGIN and never had sex! You're right...pizza rocks!

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Rating: 3.79/5

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PIZZA'S WILL BE HERE IN 20 - just a part of happily ever after

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Rating: 3.75/5

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THREE PIECE PIZZA - 21st Century Technology has brought us to this?

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Rating: 3.73/5

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rerun - March 27, 2010, 9:01 pm

drugs have brought us to this.

PIZZA DELIVERY - Quick service = better tips

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Rating: 3.44/5

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MrBlack - March 1, 2010, 10:36 pm
Did ye see that? I totally destroyed their high score! What? What do ye mean speedin ticket?



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Rating: 3.1/5

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TheGoat - March 26, 2011, 11:30 pm
That's not the kind of pussy I like to eat!


MOVIES, NACHOS,AND PIZZA - Advertising for sex slaves shouldn't mean that you sacrifice something you love

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Rating: 2.64/5

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agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 11:15 pm
Nope... he said he loves movies.
pitbull - February 11, 2011, 11:03 pm
No black women? WTF?

MINDFUCK - Shit bricks shall you do.

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Rating: 2.63/5

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FAT JAPANESE PEOPLE - How there are so few of them, I'll never know.

BETTER PIZZA - Better Ingredients Papa Doc's

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Rating: 2.13/5

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FALSE ADVERTISING - Box says $1 price is $1.29 Way to go America

First Glance -

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Rating: 5/5

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rerun - July 30, 2016, 9:53 am

Nice cleft chin, I hear it's a sign of beauty
spacedog - July 27, 2016, 8:03 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 27, 2016, 11:15 am

It's terrifying where your minds go.....terrifying and wonderful. 5l
GaryO - July 27, 2016, 7:56 am
HUGE lol (THIS.....is what I've missed)

Pizza's Here!!! -