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98 % OF PEOPLE FIND ME OFFENSIVE -




COFFEE - Nurse, 25 units of caffeine! Stat! This man's life is at stake!!




CAFFEINE - You don't think we're this fucking chipper by accident, do you?




LEGO SADOMASOCHISM - Damn I got ripped off, they never had these kind of Legos when I was a kid




CAPITALIZATION - The difference between helping your Uncle jack off a horse and your Uncle Jack off a horse




DID I FUCKING OFFEND YOU ? - Please feel free to step up and follow the instructions provided




BEER VS. GIRL - At least the beer cannot change its mind once you get its top off...




BUT OFFICERS - I am not selling sex. I am selling condoms with a free demonstration




MAMAW GERTRUDE - Don't fuck with her!




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CONDOM CATHEDRAL - This one is definitely going to piss off the Pope




SMART CARS - Now available in awesome!




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DON'T HASSLE THE HOFF! - Cause he got Lasers!




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HIS NUTS - I guess she didn't like them




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