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Nor Demotivational Poster

CHUCK NORRIS - OMG! Someone's Eating Him!

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Rating: 3.02/5

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MAMA CASS - If she had only given that sandwich to Karen Carpenter, they'd both be alive today.

7 DAYS... - Err... Nerver mind... Wrong number...

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Rating: 3.85/5

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Hawamleh - June 22, 2010, 10:14 pm
Best Motifake Ever.
kympax - April 26, 2010, 4:08 am
tamara's gonna get it...

CANADA - We're Bigger We're on Top, if we were in Prison they'd be our BITCH!

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Rating: 3.82/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2012, 8:08 am

Yep, we're just overflowing with natural resources, clean air and land and underpopulated areas.....poor Canada.
zombie2093 - October 3, 2012, 2:20 am
yea but canada is mostly nothing
bdgold - September 16, 2012, 10:16 am
Are you serious? The US is Our Bitch! And I see you are correcting an error that was not an error in the first place. WTG
Ganon2012 - September 15, 2012, 1:44 am
I know this is old, but in case someone sees this: Canada is actually bigger.
Neko - August 18, 2011, 2:34 pm
pfft after all the America's better then Canada posters I've seen, I'm giving this 5L regardless
ICEMAN - July 2, 2011, 4:35 am
So... You are insinuating that Canadia is into gay sex??? (settle down Moooooooooooooooooo, I wasn't talking aboot you (much))

SNORLAX - Where is your God now?

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Rating: 3.2/5

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awesomeman - May 17, 2010, 3:06 pm
A wild snorlax appears!


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Rating: 4.14/5

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FUCKED? - Dude, you're about to get your ass stomped by THIRTEEN Optimus Primes! You passed "fucked" about ten miles ago...

THE SECRET SERVICE - No longer required

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Rating: 4.46/5

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Woodywood03a - February 28, 2010, 12:31 am
Yeah, it is his job.


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Rating: 4.65/5

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spacedog - August 12, 2010, 7:43 pm
Everyone is desperate to avoid the anime... er... Dr.Weird thingy.

DEADPOOL - For him, Death is just a 10-second inconvenience. (And an ex-girlfriend.)

EMOTIONS. - Chuck Norris only has one... Roundhouse kicking you in the face.

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Rating: 2.78/5

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thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 9:31 pm
great thanks
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 9:17 pm
What Aggy said. ;)
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 9:16 pm
Not necessarily. Think about the text. Don't repeat the pic & try for something a bit off the obvious.
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 9:11 pm
That's a complicated question to answer. It hasn't - but it'll need to be creative. Even chuck norris posters are ok... if new and creative. I understand that you don't know what's been chuck'd out here, but you have to trust the mods. Scary, but true.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 9:09 pm
tell me now before i go ahead: have the x-men been overused?
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:57 pm
Not your physical state... I have no idea about that. Just the written word.
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:57 pm
No worries Mr. Dragon. All we ask is that you don't jump in without getting your feet wet. Everyone has to go through a 'hazing' so to speak. Take this bit of criticism in stride & learn from it. We are not here to shoot down people as a matter of course.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:52 pm
moderator guys
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:52 pm
if you want you can delete it. it isn't that good. pic's overused.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:51 pm
oh jeez. 0-2. i am perfectly calm right now by the way.
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:49 pm
You are now 0 for 2 - and don't start on cubby's work.... he's done more here than the next 5 people combined. Chill out... don't take this to the next level.
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:49 pm
Rock & roll, Aggy!
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:48 pm

go to search function, enter chuck....probably 100 or more chuck posters
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:48 pm
And on a sidenote.... the banhammer is to me what nunchucks were to Bruce Lee.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:48 pm
how much worse than the cubbybear one was it?
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:47 pm
i missed an onslaught?
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:46 pm

if you cannot accept critisism maybe you should not put your work out there on a public forum to be voted on.
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:45 pm
reddragon, you're fairly new here.... and there is a valid argument in regards to chuck norris posters. Maybe you weren't around for the onslaught of them, but if you'd like to remain, please be civil. The poster was approved... live with the results.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:42 pm
stop whining
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:19 pm

rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:19 pm

I rfejected this once....
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:17 pm
Oh goody. Another Chuck Norris poster. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried. While riding the elevator, Chuck Norris never pushes the button, the elevator better just know what floor Chuck Norris needs to be on.


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Rating: 3.75/5

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gummybear - January 6, 2011, 2:44 am
...you a**.



IN SOVIET RUSSIA... - Yeah. Chuck Norris still owns you.

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Rating: 2.63/5

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pzykosiz - December 3, 2010, 11:20 pm
two subjects you should probably steer clear of
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 3:57 pm
Derek - December 3, 2010, 3:56 pm
Perhaps, but: http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/6d672165-f575-4a1c-b076-262b13b72da5.jpg
Benlulz - December 3, 2010, 1:03 pm


CHUCK NORRIS - Has nightmares about this guy.

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Rating: 3.17/5

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WAR TRUTH #1 - "No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. You win it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." --Gen Patton

EPIC BATTLE - Batman Must Overcome The Impossible

NUKES - Adding insult to injury since Hiroshima


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Rating: 4.87/5

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Hawamleh - November 7, 2010, 7:44 pm
Must Be Like 12, Finally someone Younger Than Me :D
pzykosiz - November 7, 2010, 7:12 pm
i think it's a little late for that
GreyScorpion - November 7, 2010, 6:58 pm
Ok, shmoe, slow your dumb comment roll. let us think you're an adolescent moron rather than commenting and proving us right
shmoe13 - November 7, 2010, 6:53 pm
thats only one of mice tails that are in her. shes got a few more crawling around in her ass
rerun - October 3, 2010, 9:48 pm

If it's a mouse tail...then she is having her "richard gere" moment
agdaniele - October 3, 2010, 9:44 pm
Pretty sure it's a mouse's tail. Hoping, anyhow.
guyfox - October 3, 2010, 9:30 pm
is that a tampon hanging out from her.......otherwise nice ass
jameswnash - October 3, 2010, 7:27 pm
But, what did the golf club do to deserve such treatment?
Reality Lord - October 3, 2010, 1:53 pm
huge laugh...awesome!!!! 5L
Gaviota - October 3, 2010, 1:50 pm
Uh-oh! He went and lit the fuse on her tampon! Or maybe it's a self-igniting proximity fuse...


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Rating: 3.61/5

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ChuckMan - December 26, 2010, 6:53 pm
You're close to perfection, but remember that perfection is made of CHUCK.



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Rating: 4.38/5

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Greeny - March 17, 2011, 9:04 pm

Dead Fish knows no teeth!nice!


A WILD SNORLAX APPEARS! - It uses Bodyslam. Its super effective! You Balck Out.

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Rating: 3.27/5

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wil0853 - September 18, 2012, 9:29 pm
I think they meant black out O.O
SpellCheck - September 10, 2012, 2:25 am
What does the word Balck mean?




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Rating: 2.63/5

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THE FINAL CHUCK NORRIS FACT. - Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris in "Way Of The Dragon".

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Rating: 2.35/5
Seiji - March 25, 2011, 1:56 am
he did not kill chuck norris. chuck norris only wanted you to thank he was dead
Koradan - January 29, 2010, 11:44 am
Sure he killed Chuck Norris. He is also DEAD. Co-incidence?
Fooly4 - January 13, 2010, 10:15 pm
If Bruce Lee killed chuck norris, who is on informercials for a home gym, and whos dead O: (happy produceman?)

LORENZO LAMAS - He even run over Chuck Norris with his bike.


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Rating: 4.69/5

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MetaShadow - January 4, 2011, 9:32 pm
i knew a girl like that. my only problem was she hated everything. exept for me. oh the scars. they make me smile still.
Shadus - August 25, 2010, 2:28 am
Eh... she wasn't that good.
TheTrashHeap - August 23, 2010, 1:50 pm
What's wrong with you guys! That's sick...... I'd Fuck her!
Cubbybear - August 23, 2010, 10:22 am
Don't feel bad...we all would
Reality Lord - August 23, 2010, 9:56 am
geez...this poster makes me feel bad to say but.... oh yeah...i'de hit that.

DEAR VETERANS - Thanks for your service. YOU ROCK!!!

BLASPHEMY - No one is braver than Chuck Norris NO ONE

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Rating: 2.16/5

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ULTIMATE BAD ASS - Chuck Norris loses to Bruce Lee on film. Bruce Lee mysteriously dies. Coincidence?

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Rating: 2.5/5

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Zed - January 14, 2010, 8:42 pm
Bruce simply willed himself to die, since he got tired of hearing Chuck whine about it 24/7.
LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 9:13 pm
That, and an azzhole so big around you probably haven't heard yourself fart since 1989.
Me_ - January 13, 2010, 5:34 pm
Love these. Chuck is a better actor than a martial artist. At least that was what I got from practicing with him 20 years ago.

WHERE IS HE? - Where is this Chuck Norris y'all so exited about?

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Rating: 3.23/5

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COWS - How'd they get out of their pasture?

COME GET SOME - Space Marines, Alma, Fettel, Freeman, Postmen, Arnold, Bruce, Sly, Chuck, ... It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum...

BEAR GRYLLS - The only person who is more badass is MAYBE Chuck Norris.

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Rating: 2.83/5

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kosskronos - February 14, 2013, 10:21 am
no he is not, he stages some of his shows. Les Stroud is the man you need to watch. He goes out there all by his self.

ANOREXIA - Maybe they should try it

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Rating: 2.13/5

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SNORLAX - The fat man's role-model


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Rating: 4.48/5

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Pikeman - October 27, 2015, 4:40 pm
Little boys.
Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 2:56 pm
so much about losing the leet...
ciejai - December 12, 2010, 2:45 pm
@ blackwolf666, (if you've been read'n the posts...?) DUDE!, U R soooo RIGHT! At least on MY OWN behalf...I can B a MOOODY bi-atch! (LOL, my estranged just sd "All women R C*NTS & ALL men R AS*HOLES! PERIOD!" (he's right...) ;p
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2010, 2:26 pm
and we know of whom you speak, CJ
blackwolf666 - November 29, 2010, 9:27 pm
not really, as a friend once said: "all men start of s nice good mannered gentlemen, then they meet women"

CONGRATULATIONS INDEED! - I think he's Alotta Vagina's brother.

FOR US ALL - ...they gave the last full measure of devotion...-Abraham Lincoln "Gettysburg Address"

CAUTION! - A wild Snorlax appeared!

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Rating: 3.05/5

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LIES - Chuck Norris can kill both just by thinking of them


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Rating: 3.38/5

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ORBS - Out-of-focus bugs and light reflecting off of water droplets and particles have never been so darn spooky!

N*O*R* M - He'll try anything once... ...because BEER is so much better when it's free.

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Rating: 4.89/5

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sparky444 - November 23, 2010, 7:15 pm
That's fucking funny
Zealot - November 7, 2010, 6:48 pm
i watch this show. i have 1 thing to say wow

MY MAJOR - Is Trophy Wife with a minor in MILF...

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Rating: 4.75/5

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TheGoat - April 5, 2012, 1:59 am
Clearly not a third place trophy either!


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Rating: 3.3/5

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Treehodger - January 22, 2010, 9:50 pm
Did you hear? Apparently he is the fucking Batman.



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Rating: 2.2/5

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CHUNK NORRIS - Chuck's fat younger brother, even if you kick his ass you are screwed

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Rating: 5/5

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RonE - September 10, 2011, 7:51 am
I think Aaron would be offended. (Chuck's actual younger brother).

WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER - Fargo schools will open 2 hours late.


Double facepalm -

FIGHT CLUB - Ordering you not to fuck with us

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Rating: 2.54/5

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SHIT BRIX - Chuck Norris doesn't shit brix when he sees it, the brix shit themselves when they see Chuck Norris

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Rating: 2.27/5

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Rating: 4.32/5

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U.S. MARINES - Taking care of each other in life, taking care of each other after. Thank you.


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Rating: 3.1/5

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Wily - September 12, 2010, 10:57 pm
Look up "Batman dead end" on youtube. The predator, the batman and the alien fighting it out.

EDUCATION - If you think this is expensive try being ignorant for a lifetime

CONFLICT OF INTEREST - No need to chase ambulances when you're the one who calls them


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Rating: 2.41/5

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Denmark -


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Rating: 3.84/5

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agdaniele - September 29, 2010, 9:13 pm
Ok.... so now we know the tactic of a certain user.
rerun - September 29, 2010, 8:59 pm

I recall not approving it as well.
agdaniele - September 29, 2010, 8:59 pm
I recall not approving this.
rerun - September 29, 2010, 6:10 pm

nope, but that would explain the confusion
mrghostwalker - September 29, 2010, 6:07 pm
Hmmm- I tried posting it last week and it never took. I wondered where it went! I guess I wasn't logged in. Do you recall what name I posted it under?
rerun - September 29, 2010, 6:04 pm

that said, I know I saw this submitted earlier, did you submit this under another name?
mrghostwalker - September 29, 2010, 5:59 pm
forseti,I only post my own creations.
forseti - September 28, 2010, 7:12 pm
Yo ghostwalker. I like it. But if I get rerun right, you aren't the real creator. So try to make some posters of your own to earn your own credits!
TheTrashHeap - September 28, 2010, 6:30 pm
"one time Chuck norris sucked a dick (insert pic of chuck with a face full of baby gravy) ... silly dick."
TheTrashHeap - September 28, 2010, 6:28 pm
Didn't make me laugh. Let the Chuck Norris thing die already! It's outdated even for an internet fad. You could take this line and replace the words Truck driver and honked with almost anything, its a generic joke. One time Chuck fell in a ditch...silly
rerun - September 28, 2010, 6:19 pm

Interesting. I rejected this exact same poster last week. Submitted by a different user....interesting
Reality Lord - September 28, 2010, 5:36 pm
how did a chuck norris make it in? oh...i see...its funny.....n1
Faceplant31 - September 28, 2010, 5:16 pm

All i can say is FUKC CHUCK, but this made me actually laugh. 5L MGW.

WHAT'S THE QUESTION? - LD asks the tough ones. Everybody else cannot be bothered, or can they?


CHUCK NORRIS - Roundhouse Kicking the animal kingdom into submission since 1940

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Rating: 2.9/5

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CHUCK NORRIS - Yeah. He's that fucking awesome.

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Rating: 2.67/5

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STRESS TEST - Yup, that dress has passed.

BROCK SAMPSON - Chuck Norris is his BITCH!

ANOREXIA - this guy just curb-stomped anorexia

SORRY EVERYONE - But it's just like that.Deal with it.

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Rating: 2.05/5

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vihtori - May 3, 2010, 2:11 am
fuck yall i like this one 5Ls



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Rating: 4.65/5

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Cloudchaser - February 27, 2011, 12:05 pm
S-E-X actually is almost horizontal

KITTENS - They called me and said they had found kittens. Ahhh... my girls, so innocent. Unfortunately, they are also so ignorant. But not for much longer.

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Rating: 4.14/5

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Zealot - May 6, 2010, 2:57 pm

MY PATH IS BLOCKED - Thankfully, I keep a ''Pokéflute'' in my trousers.

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Rating: 4.07/5

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IGNORANCE IS BLISS - At least for a short time.

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Rating: 3.8/5

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GreyScorpion - March 24, 2010, 7:21 pm


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Rating: 3.65/5

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LEMMINGS - Nature's retards!

SANCTIONS - "Ok, Irr pray arong"

TEABAG - Looks like Chuck Norris teabagged a dolphin

SNORTING COKE - You're doing it wrong.

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Rating: 2.57/5

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HALO - Chuck Norris finished the fight by himself.

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Rating: 2.46/5

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IGNORANCE - Who knows nothing fears nothing

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Rating: 2.33/5

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CHUCK NORRIS - may not know where you live, but he knows where you are going to die!

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Rating: 2.22/5

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CHUCK NORRIS - There is no theory of evolution--just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

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Rating: 2.18/5

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Rating: 4.74/5

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Budog - July 16, 2011, 6:22 pm
That would be against the Geneva Convention under cruel and unusual punishment, to be locked up in Allenwood for life and have to stare at that everyday...
PaulHWMangwana - July 16, 2011, 4:33 pm
NEVER show me your BUTT!!! it is an honor and privilege 2b tzzd this way!!! what wicked fun for her!!!she should send aldrich ames this foto!


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Rating: 4.38/5

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CHUCK NORRIS SUCKS - What do you mean he's behind me? Oh jesus!!!

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Rating: 3.93/5

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Faceplant31 - May 24, 2010, 10:36 am

I like it cause to me it is a different approach than a lot of the other Chuck Norris ones, but all i can say is F*C1< Chuck!!!

NORTH KOREA - Can't Afford Howitzers, Must Deliver Artillery By Hand

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KIM JONG IL - He's got nuclear on the brain !!


TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES - Chuck Norris swallowed a turtle whole and when he crapped it out, it grew 6' tall and learned karate.

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CHUCK NORRIS - Cannot beat Bruce Lee without his beard (he's gonna kill me now)

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Rating: 2.38/5

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Faceplant31 - May 21, 2010, 10:15 am

Chuk Norris = 1L!