Query tags with term: masturbation
MASTURBATION - Playing with yourself.
PROCRASTINATION - The same as masturbation really. Sure it feels great in the beginning, but in the end, you're really just fucking yourself
WARNING - always use both hands
FLICKING THE BEAN - Let the wife take care of herself. Just leave the camera on. Next time she tries to guilt you into something just play the DVD.
WTF?????? - Seriously, people, WTF??
FAP FAP FAPFAPFAP!!! - "To love oneself, is the beginning of a lifelong romance." ~Oscar Wilde (b.1854 ~ d.1900)~
SELF LOVE -
MASTURBATION - It's better with company.
MASTURBATORS ANONYMOUS - Step 1: Admit you have a problem. Step 2: Hook up with one of your fellow masturbators.
ANAL MASTURBATION -
CENSORSHIP - Photoshop it all you want, I know there's naked people under those clothes. Oh shit, I just had an epiphany... How will I EVER stop masturbating now?
GOOD FOR SOMETHING -
MASTURBATION - See what you did!
HOPE - what I think about when I'm solo!
IS THIS A MONTY PYTHON JOKE SKIT ? - This has to be comedy if not we are all totally screwed !
YOUR MASTURBATION TOOL - Is now a back-to school gift. For young girls.
MASTURBATION - That is the arm he jacks off with, you should see his skinny, wimpy little left arm
STILL WAITING FOR THE SECOND COMING? - Maybe THIS will help.
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