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MASTURBATION - Playing with yourself.




PROCRASTINATION - The same as masturbation really. Sure it feels great in the beginning, but in the end, you're really just fucking yourself




WARNING - always use both hands




FLICKING THE BEAN - Let the wife take care of herself. Just leave the camera on. Next time she tries to guilt you into something just play the DVD.




WTF?????? - Seriously, people, WTF??




FAP FAP FAPFAPFAP!!! - "To love oneself, is the beginning of a lifelong romance." ~Oscar Wilde (b.1854 ~ d.1900)~




MASTURBATION -




SELF LOVE -




MASTURBATION - It's better with company.




MASTURBATORS ANONYMOUS - Step 1: Admit you have a problem. Step 2: Hook up with one of your fellow masturbators.




ANAL MASTURBATION -




CENSORSHIP - Photoshop it all you want, I know there's naked people under those clothes. Oh shit, I just had an epiphany... How will I EVER stop masturbating now?




GOOD FOR SOMETHING -




MASTURBATION - See what you did!




HOPE - what I think about when I'm solo!




INSANITY -




IS THIS A MONTY PYTHON JOKE SKIT ? - This has to be comedy if not we are all totally screwed !




YOUR MASTURBATION TOOL - Is now a back-to school gift. For young girls.




MASTURBATION - That is the arm he jacks off with, you should see his skinny, wimpy little left arm




STILL WAITING FOR THE SECOND COMING? - Maybe THIS will help.




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