Query tags with term: kirk
I DON'T CARE IF IT IS A DELICACY JIM - IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT AND I'M NOT EATING IT!!
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK - I'm sorry, I STILL can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am
KIRK HAIKU -
NO BRAINER - Kirk rules, Picard drools.
CAPTAIN KIRK - Always looking to go where no man has gone before. (Hell, if someone was there before him, he didn't care.)
BALLET CLASSES -
I REGRET TO INFORM YOU, CAPTAIN, - that I have so far been unable to synthesize the components of the chemical compound you call 'Viagra'. However, I have come across rather intriguing references to a 'penis pump'.
SCREW TRIBBLES. - Next time I'm getting a dog.
Captain Kirk -
THE WOMANIZER - Sooner or Later....Everybody Knows!
JAMES T. KIRK - Who Knew? But I wouldn't doubt it
SPACED OUT -
TREK PORN - And You Thought You Were Getting Troi On Crusher
EPIC FAIL -
KIRK... OBVIOUSLY NERVOUS - and for good reason... Did he bring the right toy for his first "expermental" experience? Too big? Too pink? Shut up shut up... here he comes!
WAITING FOR ANSWER -
ALIEN SEX -
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