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King Demotivational Poster

MIDGETS - They're just like the "shorties" you used to date, but without that annoying pedophile label.


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Rating: 4.61/5

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thatonechick - August 10, 2010, 9:13 am
I think this makes my 55th 1L in 12 hours.

THE 90S - You didn't need to tell kids not to try this shit at home. They weren't complete retards back then.

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Rating: 4.56/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 17, 2013, 2:27 pm
Also 1990s music was good, it wasn't about being gangster, looks didn't mater more than talent.
DonnieBluesky - January 11, 2013, 8:35 am
Yeah, it was as if by instinct that we knew what was right and wrong. Also, it was impossible to buy gigantic-sized fireworks at the age of 10.
forseti - April 6, 2010, 5:49 am
But I for myself only didn't imitate these actions because they were made by professional stuntanimals!
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 12:43 am
No, you're not dead.... and only because of those giant springs you tied to your feet!
pieman - April 6, 2010, 12:37 am
Damn it Aggy. Quit giving away my secrets. That umbrella was pretty sturdy looking, and I'm not dead yet.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 10:28 pm
Any kid or parent who requires a warning before this cartoon has a child that... let's face it... was going to die from stupidity anyhow... probably from leaping off a building Mary Poppins style.
Claire - April 5, 2010, 10:27 pm
I was being facetious.
MrBlack - April 5, 2010, 10:23 pm
I'm aware of that fact; my mother watched reruns of it when she was a child.
Claire - April 5, 2010, 10:08 pm
Actually, it's BECAUSE of us that we need those warnings. (Psst.. that cartoon was around well before the nineties..)

TEQUILA TIME - It f*$ks with your mind

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Rating: 3.9/5

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Myselve69 - May 15, 2013, 7:54 pm
Left hand position is wrong, hairstyle is slightly different, refraction doesn't work that way... Still a good photoshop.
missick13 - February 24, 2013, 12:16 am
hmmm... i think tequila or not i'd get with that
MissRed - May 19, 2010, 12:00 pm
Oh god! That's a mnd fuck.

DAVID THORNE - Fucking Legend deleted deleted

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Rating: 3.6/5

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Fooly4 - February 14, 2010, 1:23 am
Oh Mr. David Thorne, you are my hero. This was my first motifake I saw and is still by far the most epic.


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Rating: 4.68/5

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missick13 - February 23, 2013, 11:17 pm
thank you!!!
Justflipit - August 5, 2010, 1:28 pm
Derek - July 22, 2010, 10:41 pm
You're keen on being raped and pillaged then?

MARITAL BLISS - Agreement is a key point in having a happy marriage

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Rating: 4.49/5

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lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 8:33 pm
As always LD. You're right. 5

YOUR GIRLFRIEND - Has a weird Hobby

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Rating: 2.86/5

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Fatt Matt - April 9, 2010, 1:01 pm
Looks like she has a kick-ass apparatus to me... 4L for the pic -3L for the text.


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Rating: 1.86/5

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brittanygn - November 16, 2012, 10:57 am
brittanygn - November 16, 2012, 10:57 am
I is said that some people find this to be so funny... I find it insensitive and degrading!
maverick1 - January 13, 2011, 1:16 am
Hungry, Hungry Hippos anyone?
Sho - March 6, 2010, 4:46 pm
Holy hot dicks from hell........... T_T


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Rating: 4.36/5

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missick13 - February 23, 2013, 10:15 pm
as to quote a singer"SUCK MY OWN D.I.C.K......"ahhh lonely island
Zealot - September 27, 2010, 8:10 pm
im sorry, my inner time has been messed up lately, i could have swore i saw this a few days ago. sry if im wrong


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Rating: 3.25/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 16, 2012, 11:39 pm
This is the same type of kid who goes to a movie on opening night and doesn't flinch - go figure.
firedog911 - January 30, 2011, 9:25 am
Clearly, the boy shit his pants! Hilarious! 5L's - Stallion Style!
Bob D. Sailor - February 28, 2010, 11:07 pm
That kids face is fucking epic!! 5L.

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS - Say hello to my little snowman bitches

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Rating: 4.61/5

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5150monkeylove - December 26, 2011, 5:45 pm
Fuck bu! You are on a little roll... too bad xmas is only one month out of the year, lol.

THE USS PORKUPRISE - Captain Log, Stardate 312689.39060121763. We have eaten the warp drive and are currently floating a drift...ommnommnomm

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Rating: 4.44/5

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curzondax12 - September 27, 2010, 4:36 am
As a Trekkie and a carnivore I love this!


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Rating: 4.22/5

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Greeny - March 31, 2012, 7:52 pm

a taco would be worse, shredded lettuce is disgusting 5
mariand - March 31, 2012, 7:40 pm
amsome... dude, this looks disgusting...lol



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Rating: 4/5

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Coombsy007 - March 9, 2012, 11:16 am
Is Obama putting rhe beat down on Stephen Hawking?

GOOD MORNING TO YOU TOO - Things are really looking up !

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Rating: 4.89/5

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JESUS - The Chuck Norris of fictional characters.

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Rating: 3.64/5

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Lavinator - March 21, 2012, 10:10 pm
Modern choices. . . Jesus is either a Zombie, a Raptor or Chuck Norris!

PLEASE BE PATIENT - I am fucking things up as fast as I can

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Rating: 4.57/5

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YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF.... - Good God where does one begin?

RAPEFACE - Vikings had them first

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Rating: 2.8/5

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DID I FUCKING OFFEND YOU ? - Please feel free to step up and follow the instructions provided

GUN CONTROL - You may want to tread lightly with this one

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Rating: 4.26/5

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BorderlinePhantasy - July 11, 2013, 7:28 am
Here's what would happen 1. Guns are banned and all law abiding citizens would lose easily accesible defense 2. criminals who dont gaf about law keep their guns and still get them illegaly 3.criminals have guns general populace cant defend themselves ever
Gregg4x - March 13, 2013, 8:04 pm
Events like the columbine shooting would not have even happened if you could not easily get ammunition from your local supermarket.
Gregg4x - March 13, 2013, 8:02 pm
And we also have more restrictions on guns in Canada. You wouldn't have to be afraid of being murdered if guns weren't a right.
Gregg4x - March 13, 2013, 8:01 pm
Not really - its more a sign of the goverment not wanting criminals to easily be able to get guns. And if its hard for criminals to get guns, then the citizens will not need guns, because the police will be able to take care of the criminals.
Gregg4x - March 13, 2013, 7:58 pm
In Canada, so many people do not even lock their doors, and the murder rate in Canada is way lower then in America. How do you explain that?
Gregg4x - March 13, 2013, 7:51 pm
But if you disarmed the guilty people, the innocent people wouldn't need guns to begin with!
nicholsjoshua15 - March 12, 2013, 12:40 am
Disarming citizens is a sign that the government doesn't trust your people. In most other countries the only time the police can do anything is when they're swabbing you or a loved ones body for DNA. Don't be a victim, be a defender.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 12, 2013, 12:34 am
Americans are a little paranoid, but being a little paranoid is far better than living with rose colored glasses. Maybe if the average German had been a little paranoid there would have been no WW2.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 12, 2013, 12:32 am
I have several firearms and I have never and will never harm anyone unless they're trying to harm me. Disarming the innocent people and the guilty people is the same punishing every child in you family when one child does something wrong.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 12, 2013, 12:28 am
Yeah because I watched this movie where one the police and the military had weapons. Oddly enough it wasn't the Utopian paradise people think. The movie was Schindler's List.
Gregg4x - March 11, 2013, 2:58 pm
Not really. Americans are just paranoid. The only thing gun rights do is fuel war and murder. Why else would the murder rate in America be so high? Crazy people can easily get guns, and the mexican drug cartels can easily get guns also. Bravo America!
Gregg4x - March 11, 2013, 2:54 pm
Not really. Americans are just paranoid.
nicholsjoshua15 - January 28, 2013, 8:14 pm
Lets face the facts. The only reason a government wants to take away a private citizen's right to own firearms and ammunition is so a government can abuse it's people without fear of reprisal. That's what everyone thinks and what everyone knows.
RonE - January 11, 2013, 7:07 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo is correct. Murder tools for the physically weak, which is exactly why the private citizen SHOULD have them. To keep the physically weak from using a government to take away every right a person has.
nicholsjoshua15 - January 9, 2013, 7:09 pm
How safe can you make a society before you put them in a jar with holes in the lid in order to make them safe?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 9, 2013, 12:09 pm

That's not what I meant at all. But there's no reason to glorify hand guns.
centurion923 - January 9, 2013, 9:01 am
So the thousands of police and military who have handguns are weak murderers?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 9, 2013, 1:48 am

Yeah, Handguns are so sexy............wait, No they're not. They're just murder tools for the physically weak.
koloheiole - January 8, 2013, 10:06 pm
MP5-PDW, dual drop-leg holstered pistol5, on 5cantly clothed, hot woman... definitely winner

VIKING SHIP - Spare Tire

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Rating: 3.81/5

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IT'S SIMPLE - Kill the Burger King

WANKING - He done it wrong



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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 14, 2013, 3:50 am
I vomited a little in my mouth when I saw this.

MONEY LAUNDERING - Well, of course that's what it means.

DRINKING - People always say alcohol is the enemy but Jesus wants us to love our enemy call me the 13th disciple


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Rating: 4.74/5

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MilDoc - March 14, 2011, 3:44 pm
Love it!!! 5L!!
bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 3:34 pm
Good point

FAIL.. - Gravitational pull doesn't count as magnetism.

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Rating: 3.67/5

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2fish96 - October 7, 2014, 3:54 pm
She looks terrified ... wonder what she has to do later ???
Blushovl - December 7, 2012, 8:14 pm

STOCKINGS GET YOU NOTICED - She knows you're staring...don't be so obvious! God...I can't take you anywhere

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Rating: 4.41/5

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millieone - May 20, 2013, 12:33 pm
STOCKINGS GET YOU NOTICED ! But they are not Stockings they are long socks!
rerun - March 12, 2010, 4:57 pm

A bad thought work group? Sounds like a motifake forum thread
Ed-Hyde - March 12, 2010, 6:40 am
rerun, thats even more amusing when I discovered that my hospital has a 'bad thought' work group.
LogicDude - March 11, 2010, 2:35 pm
That's wrong Cubs....stalking got me arrested!
rerun - March 10, 2010, 10:47 am

Mr. M, those thoughts are NSFW.....please consider this a warning from yourself to yourself.;-)
GreyScorpion - March 10, 2010, 10:36 am
Dayum!! 5L
motifake - March 10, 2010, 9:28 am

the things I would do... gezzuzzzz


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Rating: 4.36/5

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rerun - July 13, 2011, 6:01 pm

was that you in the leather jacket & blues brother shades?
BoneCD - July 13, 2011, 4:40 am
I swear Rerun, we drink at the same bar

SEX IS LIKE MATH - You SUBTRACT the clothes, ADD the bed, DIVIDE the legs and then MULTIPLY!!!!

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Rating: 4.15/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 3, 2013, 7:36 pm
And you can also "square root" after dividing.


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Rating: 4/5

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shmoe13 - November 7, 2010, 5:58 pm
one of the greatest things to have in ur hands.

Ideas -

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FAMILY REUNIONS - Driving people to drink for over 100 years!

CHRISTIANITY - Yeah you are right, it is fucking Looney Tunes

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Rating: 3.23/5

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SENIOR LIVING - Old football players don't HAVE to retire they can go to the Vikings where no one expects them to win anything.

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Rating: 3.27/5

Discipline -

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Rating: 4.67/5

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lord666 - December 31, 2014, 10:06 pm
But mostly for fun. I love to hear a nice meaty crack after a good swing.


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rerun - September 2, 2011, 7:51 pm

Sean - September 2, 2011, 3:19 pm
Hi Mistress Rhonda! She loves it when I throw some free advertising her way.

VIRGINITY - Once you've lost it, searching for it is an exercise in futility.

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Rating: 3.77/5

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agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 11:54 pm
Underboob fail.


FEMALE CHEFS - They know how to dress for success

THANK YOU FOOD NETWORK! - I still do not know how to boil water...

GAY TEST - If you have never imagined yourself getting caught in the middle of a situation like this: YOU...FAIL

Home Cooking -

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KING KONG - Ain't got shit on me

FRANKLY MY DEAR - I don't give a damn.

RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-O-Whoopass

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Rating: 2.41/5

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rerun - March 5, 2010, 7:17 pm

The original poster with this TEXT is on the refrigerator at my office
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 3:24 pm
I wondered if anyone would catch this one... Logic's was perfect. What this one lacks in originality, it makes up for in creative impotence.
MrRandom - March 5, 2010, 3:21 pm
A rare rip off of another motifakes complete text.


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Rating: 4.87/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 29, 2011, 2:27 pm

I knew there was a reason you did so well with the chicks Face...5L (and don't forget to check their ID, some of them might be over 18)


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Rating: 3.17/5

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LION KING PT.4 - oh walt, you secretly still alive bastard, you

THAT'S IT! - I've had it with these motherfucking siths in this motherfucking galaxy far, far away.


SMOKING - This is why smoking is bad. You end up like this guy, a fucking towel.

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Rating: 2.1/5

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FLYING - Not for BMX biking.

ICEFISHING - It's Fucking Exhilarating.

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Rating: 2.22/5

MUSIC SOOTHES THE SAVAGE BEAST - Soft Kitty...warm kitty little ball of fur Happy Kitty...Sleepy Kitty... ...Nommm Nommm Nommm

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Micamars - May 31, 2011, 11:14 am
If your gonna spank it on safari, you gotta keep your rifle handy, dumbass.
lesterinside - March 5, 2010, 8:57 am
In that situation i'd start singing praising songs. Funny Cubby.
just me - March 5, 2010, 8:48 am
GreyScorpion - March 5, 2010, 8:44 am
5 big bangs!!

SINK HOLES - They're damn sneaky.

OMEGLE - Because fucking with people is so much fun

PIRATES - The real cause of Global Warming! (Hey Al Gore, this chart doesn't need a 20 year gap!)

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fascistfrenchman - July 6, 2010, 5:44 pm
Everyone remembers the balsa wood desk prank :)
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 11:15 pm
I remember when I was 5 years old... sneaking behind the couch to watch Carson when my parents did. I got my own mini TV (hand held) at 9, and never went to sleep before 12:30 after that.
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 11:13 pm
LOL! The kids today....
Bartimaeus - January 6, 2010, 11:10 pm
Actually, at first sight, I thought it was Steve Martin.
Dr. Rusak - January 6, 2010, 11:07 pm
you thought it was bush too?
Bartimaeus - January 6, 2010, 11:06 pm
Oh, this is Johnny Carson. At first I saw this and was like "lolwtf?"
Dr. Rusak - January 6, 2010, 10:56 pm
no I have, It's just a wierd cooincidence that I posted my request right after the posters were approved
spacedog - January 6, 2010, 10:54 pm
The queue looks pretty empty Doc. Check out the Hall of Fame under the reports tab if you haven't already.
Dr. Rusak - January 6, 2010, 10:49 pm
Dr. Rusak - January 6, 2010, 10:48 pm
I don't want to be a bother, but since your the only moderator here adgeline, could you please approve some posters? I wan't something else to laugh about on the front page
spacedog - January 6, 2010, 10:45 pm
Not this good, but not bad. Depends a bit on the guest as usual. Some chatting, some singing, some fun...not bad.
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 10:42 pm
I never even considered watching it.... that good, space?
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 10:41 pm
LOL... thanks, doc!
spacedog - January 6, 2010, 10:40 pm
The only thing I've seen come even remotely close to that on stage...fun is Elvis Costello's show Spectacle. I think it's taped in front of a live audience though.
rerun - January 6, 2010, 10:40 pm

huh? Bush? Not Carson, not even close
Dr. Rusak - January 6, 2010, 10:38 pm
I ndon't care if it's been plagirised or not, the face looks kinda like bush so 5 happy L's from me, and trust me, i'm a doctor
rerun - January 6, 2010, 10:36 pm

It was e-mailed to me yesterday about an hour before this poster was approved. Talk about timing. Those were some great artists
spacedog - January 6, 2010, 10:34 pm
Hey rerun, I checked out the clip you mentioned here, and I agree with Aggy. That is awesome. Thanks. I got my wife to watch it too.
Airman - January 6, 2010, 12:03 pm
kept in a jar on Funk & Wagnels porch since noon today
BoneCD - January 6, 2010, 9:52 am
Whatz up Moo+
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 6, 2010, 9:17 am

*er....that's right Bone, I Nazi'd you.
BoneCD - January 6, 2010, 9:14 am
There was no great late night host then Johnny! 5 I'll bet that makes his putter stand Poodles
GreyScorpion - January 5, 2010, 10:25 pm
or the animals ;)
rerun - January 5, 2010, 10:24 pm

he was always great when animals were on. Never knew where the should would go.
GreyScorpion - January 5, 2010, 10:22 pm
Carson and Animals...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqbBy_JxrK4
agdaniele - January 5, 2010, 10:16 pm
What made him so good was that he actually was friends and partied with these people.
rerun - January 5, 2010, 10:13 pm

never knew Carson could hold his own (singing) with legends like that
agdaniele - January 5, 2010, 10:11 pm
Excellent clip, rerun.
GreyScorpion - January 5, 2010, 10:10 pm
airman started it, aggy ended it. there is no one to compare with.
GreyScorpion - January 5, 2010, 10:08 pm
his guests were true stars, not circuit promoters, and his wild kingdom animal interactions were priceless
GreyScorpion - January 5, 2010, 10:06 pm
he could be his most comical when he wasn't saying anything. just the deadpan look
rerun - January 5, 2010, 10:04 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=VPH0-g25Vl8 vintage Carson here
agdaniele - January 5, 2010, 10:03 pm
That, and Tea Time... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_442dZzW7R0
agdaniele - January 5, 2010, 10:02 pm
This skit was usually hilarious.
agdaniele - January 5, 2010, 10:02 pm
I don't blame you, Canada... this era of talk show hosts... well, doesn't exist.
rerun - January 5, 2010, 10:01 pm

I will stop growing up when they bury me
CANADA - January 5, 2010, 10:00 pm
i grew up on bugs bunny and simpsons
GreyScorpion - January 5, 2010, 9:59 pm
I grew up on Johnny Carson
rerun - January 5, 2010, 9:58 pm

1. watched the sketch, do not recall this one in particular. 2. rerunbob, man that is cold. really cold (no reference to Canada either)
agdaniele - January 5, 2010, 9:56 pm
Really? Never watched this sketch on the Tonight Show?
agdaniele - January 5, 2010, 9:55 pm
Ok, rerunbob.
rerun - January 5, 2010, 9:54 pm

nor do I, however 6 to -30 in Canada right now? Holy crap, that is cold
CANADA - January 5, 2010, 9:53 pm
I don't get it
GreyScorpion - January 5, 2010, 9:43 pm
FTW!! 5L


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rerun - September 15, 2012, 1:40 pm

Great, all my spelling issues in the above, now spillchuck is gonna go tammy on me.
rerun - September 15, 2012, 1:39 pm

@ spellcheck, is the correct spelling douchebag or douchbag? Or shoule the words be separate? I figuer you have been called one your entire life so maybe you would know?
Greeny - September 14, 2012, 5:32 am

@ SpellCheck - I suggest you lay off the negative comments
SpellCheck - September 14, 2012, 1:49 am
There are 2 Is in Twilight, dumb ass.
MissRed - May 25, 2010, 11:05 am
No I say we leave the mistake just to piss you off love.
TheGrayFox - May 25, 2010, 10:29 am

EVERYTHING - the light touches is our Kingdom!

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MY BOY - This peace is what all true warriors strive for

FUCKING FLIES - Talk dirty to me you maggot fucker ...

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ratfink95 - June 11, 2012, 10:26 pm
Gotta be Australia!


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sickartist - May 12, 2010, 3:05 pm
5 (so I really didn't do anything) L's
PhxDebbie - May 12, 2010, 1:17 pm
Thanks. I ran it by Sickartist first and he said go with it as it was.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 12, 2010, 11:59 am

R.S.Jake - May 12, 2010, 11:59 am
I wasnn't even thinking that, I just thought a cousin or a van incedent gone awry...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 12, 2010, 11:57 am

Oh Noes!!!! hat Phy gone all "Briton of Rose" on us?
R.S.Jake - May 12, 2010, 11:54 am
Excellent! She's obviously been paying attention. 5! Way to go Deb. You're not related to Phydeax are you?
GreyScorpion - May 12, 2010, 11:45 am
she's been hanging out in the back, you know, chit chatting with the guys, she finally got up the nerve to go on stage, and show us what she's got....Whoo-hoo!! nice!!! 5L
Faceplant31 - May 12, 2010, 11:40 am

Nice debut!

SMOKING REEFER - You don't want no part of this shit.


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Kavlin - June 6, 2011, 11:14 am
My first thought was motorboat...
Sho - July 22, 2010, 10:57 pm
Oh Gob..


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HOW TO NOT FAIL AT LIFE - The "Quit bitching about the bitches" edition

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5butjam - November 9, 2010, 6:24 pm
Amazing poster LD, screw the disapprovers,one would often find they would need to consider a lot of this advice, however generalised it is! 5 alpha-lions!
AthenWhite - September 14, 2010, 5:06 am
This is absolutely the worst advice I have ever heard in my life. This is how to fail at life. How completely focking moronic.
MrBlack - February 9, 2010, 7:42 pm
If it's sex, ye gotta have sex with ugly people. No matter what, it's gonna suck. The best ye can get is a job where ye don't wanna murder everyone within 5 miles of ye every day.
MrBlack - February 9, 2010, 7:41 pm
Aye. Everyone who's ever had a job thinks "I hate ye all; iffen I could, I'd kill every last one of ye." Ye only do it cause ye need it for money for stuff. A job ye love? There's always a catch. If it's playin games, ye gotta play the bad ones.
Airman - January 12, 2010, 6:35 pm
congrats LD.. where's the after award party?
rerun - January 12, 2010, 5:39 pm

LD - talk louder....hard to hear in these nosebleed seats
LogicDude - January 12, 2010, 5:35 pm
WOOHOOOOO! Thanks Bone - and the Academy - Jesus - my Agent - and all the Timmys that made me try that much harder.
BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 1:14 pm
Congrats LogicDude on another HOF'er
MrRandom - January 10, 2010, 4:53 am
Bump for being two away from HoF

NIETZSCHE IS LOADING - Nietzsche is still loading

THE NAUGHTY LIST - I swear, it's like you love being on it!


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THE LION KING - True story.

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DUAL PURPOSE - Not all men want a woman for sex alone. Some want a nice hot breakfast the morning after.

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SunnyDay - December 28, 2010, 4:35 pm
nasty 5L
AdmiralAckbar - December 28, 2010, 4:18 pm
are those two bottles of cyanide int he background?
Zreiser - December 28, 2010, 2:43 pm
Wow, that's almost not fair...
Rafael Juarez - November 16, 2010, 4:10 pm
dammm you whot tokk this picture hahahaha
forseti - April 1, 2010, 8:02 am
Whoever took this picture: I hate you so damn much! 5L

BEER GOGGLES - Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

CUSTOMER SERVICE - You're doin' it wrong

COKE PARTY - Taking it to the streets.

Reading -

CRITICAL THNKING - No matter how responsible he seems, never give your gun to a monkey

I'M WARNING YOU... - If I find out you had anything to do with that bus hitting me, you're going to get one WHOPPER of an ass kicking!

KANGAROOS - They have to deal with shit too


THAT IS SO UNFAIR - She yells at me for sucking my thumb !

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Rating: 5/5

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gas - September 3, 2011, 12:52 pm
very nice, 5L and fav'd
BoneCD - September 2, 2011, 9:28 am
LMAO...love it 5L
mariand - September 1, 2011, 4:14 am
lol... good one

THE KINGDOM OF DENMARK - It's a Pervert's paradise.

CARRIE WHITE - She was the shy quiet type. Always kept to herself, never bothered anyone...

AWKWARDNESS - Welcome to progressive, can I help you? Sure you can..my boyfriend and I would like you to join us in a 3-way.

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Rating: 4.77/5

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cam77079 - August 18, 2010, 8:58 am
Just "Flo" with the situation; then it wouldn't be awkward.
spacedog - August 17, 2010, 6:56 pm
I like it Feasibly. 5 red lions.
440wakeup - August 17, 2010, 6:51 pm
ring the "BUMP", Bring the "BUMP" I need the bump!!


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Rating: 4.63/5

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Rating: 4.58/5

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carebear - March 14, 2012, 12:31 pm
you're fucking animals... tell us something we don't know... sorry, couldn't miss it...ROFL

INDUSTRIAL BEER GOGGLES - Because sometimes 6 beers isn't enough...

DRINKING - Some people are just fucked before they start.

PATIENTLY WAITING - For Sid To Come And Teach Her Something

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Rating: 3.87/5

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cam77079 - July 28, 2010, 2:10 pm
Who is this girl?


ENGLISH - Taught Fucking American style

SMOKING - It Kills

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Rating: 3.13/5

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