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Jack Demotivational Poster


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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:38 am

I don't care what it is.....I'm gonna make it my bitch.
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:36 am
don't know exactly, but I would guess it's a hybrid of horse and donkey (hinny or mule). But I needed the "ass" for the play on words. I raise no claim to rightness! ;)
Iconoclast - September 9, 2010, 10:00 pm
Is it a horse or a donkey?
rerun - September 9, 2010, 7:17 pm

That horse rocks
Faceplant31 - September 9, 2010, 7:15 pm

Nice forseti, 5 subs for you



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Rating: 3.68/5

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John R - February 16, 2010, 1:05 pm
Which one is the alien?

SELFISHNESS - you know what you did Rose

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PEDOBEAR - Poor bear's buddy died...

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COMMUNICATION - English mutha fucka! Do you speak it?!

CAPITALIZATION - The difference between helping your Uncle jack off a horse and your Uncle Jack off a horse

MACE WINDU - The Force is strong in this mothefucka...

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Rating: 2.31/5

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GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE. - Black people kill people.

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Rating: 2.74/5

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tomwolfpack - March 21, 2011, 1:40 pm
RACISM 101 next photo, Japanese, text: cars, cornering U.S market etc, etc...


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Rating: 4.03/5

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PhxDebbie - July 7, 2010, 11:23 am
Nice! 5L


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Rating: 3.41/5

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Saint Moses the Black: The Movie -

SAMUEL JACKSON! - It will get you drunk! You'll be fuckin fat chicks in no time!

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Rating: 2.94/5

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SENSE - This picture makes none

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Rating: 3.52/5

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boeweizer - April 18, 2010, 1:52 am
pirates vs. clone troops = no more pirates

THAT'S IT! - I've had it with these motherfucking siths in this motherfucking galaxy far, far away.

MICHAEL JACKSON - Proof that only in America can you be born a poor black boy, and die a rich white woman.

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Rating: 3.21/5

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Me_ - April 7, 2010, 2:07 pm
forseti - April 7, 2010, 3:28 am
tell me something new

HOOKERS & BLACKJACK - Ok, So...They May Not Be Hookers And...They May Not Be Playing Blackjack But Who's Really Going To Complain?

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Rating: 3.53/5

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The Goat - January 28, 2010, 3:20 pm
Semi-finalists at the World Strip Poker Championship!

A FUCKING ANACONDA? - Yeah, that's what your wife thought at first, too.

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hangmanheadphones - October 5, 2010, 6:23 am
Treat 'em wrong? That bottle's goin' upside yo' head, mister.
Derek - March 22, 2010, 5:25 pm
Liquid lunch

SAMUEL L. JACKSON - Ruining movies since the 70's


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Rating: 4.77/5

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Reality Lord - November 16, 2010, 5:38 pm
how do i give Moooo a 5 L for his comment?
rerun - November 6, 2010, 12:32 pm

I am 100% positive it is a
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 6, 2010, 12:27 pm

Have you got Fap remorse?....It's whatever you want it to be. Feel better?
someguy987 - November 6, 2010, 12:23 pm
is that supposed to be a man or a woman

I'M WARNING YOU... - If I find out you had anything to do with that bus hitting me, you're going to get one WHOPPER of an ass kicking!

THE WIZARD OF OZ - Does he look like a bitch?

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Rating: 3.2/5

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I CUT DOWN TREES - I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory!

STRAIGHT JACKETS - Because nothing is better for an insane person then being forced give yourself a nice big hug!


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Rating: 4.33/5

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demo33 - June 20, 2011, 10:15 am
No such thing as a latte macchiato, lmao, Latte is coffee shot(s) with hot sligtly foamy milk, macchiato is an espresso, with a spoonfull of milk foam on top. lol
eldiabloloco - October 1, 2010, 8:56 am
ill take a triple shot please
hootizz - September 30, 2010, 3:29 am
Jack lives here..!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2010, 1:15 pm

*Big sister....I'm OK with that.
forseti - September 28, 2010, 1:11 pm
No, that's your little sister... She's often around here. Just for making me drinks of course...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2010, 12:38 pm

I like your nails Forskinny........you're a chick....right?

COOL - -noun. See: Jack

DID SOMEONE ASK - If there was a doctor in the house?


JACK - He's a Cunt !!


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Rating: 4.67/5

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Donkasaurus - January 3, 2011, 9:15 pm
I WEAR WOMENS CLOTHING! And hang around in bars! 5L for the monty python reference!

JACK NICHOLSON - Why so serious?

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Rating: 3.25/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 24, 2010, 12:17 pm
Aggy meant this poster #38233. Does it seem familiar?

EYE CANDY - for the ladies.......mmmmmmm

R.P. MCMURPHY - Wants you to get the fuck out of his way, you're usin' his oxygen.

CASINO ROYALE - Samuel L Jackson as James Bond "I said 'shaken not stirred', Muthafukka!"

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Rating: 4.3/5

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demo33 - June 17, 2011, 8:26 am
Amazing 5L's. x
angus90 - May 7, 2010, 1:57 am
good shit
The Goat - February 10, 2010, 8:41 pm
I wasn't paying close attention to his face and just automatically thought "Richard Kiel is back!" then thought about it and felt really really silly
Produceman117 - February 10, 2010, 6:29 pm
Very clever. 5L.



JAPANESE MEMORIALS - Dedicated to the life of Michael Jackson

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Rating: 3.44/5

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Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 8:57 pm
@... Dot? Dude, shut the fuck up.

LAST WISHES - Per his request, Michael be melted down and turned into Legos. That way little boys can play with HIM.

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Rating: 3.38/5

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THE JOKER - Which one do you think it's scarier?

HOW TWINS ARE MADE - I bet you didn't know jackass!!!

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YOU'RE NEXT!!! - Scarier than Bill Goldberg...

JACK BAUER - Fuck Yeah!

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Rating: 2.33/5

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rerun - September 6, 2010, 3:29 pm

24. Cancelled. YEAH

confidence -

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Rating: 4.87/5

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JACKHAMMERS - Turns out they're not a very safe sex toy.

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Rating: 4.8/5

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dgtexan - June 23, 2011, 11:09 am
definitely a nipple showing... giggity!

DRAWING THE LINE - Sometimes you have to just say no.

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Rating: 4.78/5

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Poopalicious76 - March 10, 2011, 5:10 pm
Oh holy jesus! So bad it's good.
Neener - March 6, 2011, 11:58 pm
rerun - March 5, 2011, 10:25 pm

I think he may have struck an artery.
ChuckMan - March 5, 2011, 9:36 pm
This sir, is made of pure Win. I think you've struck gold
agdaniele - March 5, 2011, 8:05 pm
tellitlikeitis - March 5, 2011, 11:02 am
Brilliant CB. But so gross!!!
Greeny - March 5, 2011, 6:21 am

voodoo3535 - March 5, 2011, 1:46 am
Salute. 5bloodyl's
Cubbybear - March 4, 2011, 11:51 pm
Thank You
autumnspirit - March 4, 2011, 11:25 pm
LMFAO!!! Added to faves! Love it!
5150monkeylove - March 4, 2011, 11:23 pm
5L and fav'd

The Hair job -

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Rating: 4.54/5

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Rating: 4.08/5

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CANDLEJACK - No one actually believes that he ex-



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Rating: 4.59/5

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GreyScorpion - February 1, 2011, 9:14 am
very nice, too bad I can't give you a 5L, because you're anonymous....


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Rating: 3.77/5

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shmoe13 - January 10, 2011, 8:02 pm
if this is true thats great and awesome

BUT WHY IS... - The pie gone?


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Rating: 3.44/5

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YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY - you've been struck by a failed ventricle

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Rating: 3.36/5

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Hawamleh - July 2, 2010, 5:48 pm
Guilty !
TheTrashHeap - July 2, 2010, 1:47 am
Hawamleh - July 2, 2010, 1:38 am
Is It Cool That Im Atracted to Mj?
boeweizer - January 19, 2010, 5:07 am
im more apathetic about death i just go,eh what can i do, answer not much so i forget


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Rating: 2.73/5

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BIG BARDA - Mr. Miracle is one lucky sonavabitch!


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TRUE LOVE - "I'll never let you go, Jack" *snaps frozen hand off*


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tellitlikeitis - February 4, 2011, 6:17 am
Fantastic, love it!
Reality Lord - February 4, 2011, 5:33 am


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Rating: 4.67/5

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Anonymous2 - October 13, 2010, 11:46 pm
Yeah, this is the turning point in the movie. You could almost say it's two mini-movies with the same characters. There's boot camp, where "Pyle" a.k.a. Pre-Gump, tries to be a marine, and then the combat, where Kubrik really messes with your head.
Benlulz - October 13, 2010, 12:44 pm
Awesome xd
Reality Lord - October 13, 2010, 7:29 am
nice one dude...5L
GeorgiZhukov - October 13, 2010, 1:18 am
Not ten years ago, just five. One of my brothers-in-law showed me the movie when I was visiting him.
agdaniele - October 12, 2010, 11:22 pm
Odd thing is, Georgi saw it 10 years ago.
GeorgiZhukov - October 12, 2010, 11:07 pm
This scene from this film has stuck with me for nearly five years.
agdaniele - October 12, 2010, 9:51 pm
Did the mods show you enough attention when you were a seedling?!?!? 5L
5150monkeylove - October 12, 2010, 9:48 pm
"I am.........In a world....of Sh#t!" 5 slimy scumbags giving 25


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Rating: 4.41/5

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hootizz - July 2, 2010, 3:56 am
Yes Airman you can get them but not at Target, I have seen them on the shelf at the local XXX Adult Store.., and if you look at the picture closely you can clearly see where you inject the air..!! hope this helps...
GreyScorpion - July 1, 2010, 8:39 pm
I think his motorboat is getting ready to engage his lower unit
Faceplant31 - July 1, 2010, 6:14 pm

Maybe not this exact model and color but im sure if your browse the aisles you might be able to find one like it
Airman - July 1, 2010, 6:12 pm
good advice for the holiday. Are those available at Target? man-o-man


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Rating: 3.7/5

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R.S.Jake - January 12, 2010, 6:11 pm
Hah! Burn! Kill 'em Jack!

JACK MORMONS - Their family values are not as clean and wholesome as the LDS Church would have you believe...

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Rating: 3.5/5

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Coombsy007 - March 9, 2012, 11:30 am
Its worse than you think, thats his sister!



BACON - Dear Mrs. Lawrence, We are saddened to inform you that your son, Pvt. Leonard Lawrence, has died. It was only Day 2 of Boot Camp, but...

CONCLUSIONS - If the pop-up is about Kung Fu Panda, that doesn't mean that the entire site is about Disney movies, dammit.

PRINCESS - Today is gonna be a day you'll remember the rest of your life.

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ON WEDNESDAYS - I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea

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JACK BAUER - Saving the world one day at a time...and killing terrorists on the way.

HE CUTS DOWN TREES - he wears high heels, suspenders and a bra

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BUBBLES - Yeah, MJ's death really shook him up.

TOYOTA - Just like the vehicles, the jokes are not stopping.

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Derek - March 11, 2010, 1:11 am
Looks like you found a solution there though
ICEMAN - March 10, 2010, 10:58 pm


THEIR WIRELESS - It's not all he's jacking


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Viper - June 5, 2010, 3:14 pm
Easy but creative I gave it a 5l, i luld a little!


LIFE JACKETS - African Kevlar

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STANDIN' ON A CORNER - In Winslow, Arizona, such a fine sight to see...

SURPRISE - Buttseks!

HE'S JUST ANOTHER DREAMER - Dreamin' 'bout Everyman

I MAY NOT BE PERFECT - But she'll enjoy all 25 seconds! Or, at least I will. And that's all that matters.

AMERICAN EDUCATION - Is just to poor to be true....

BANGIN' A DRUM - Something he wants you to think he's doing


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Hawamleh - June 23, 2010, 1:05 am
I would Like to know who didnt 5ls this, because i would personally like to..
Cubbybear - June 19, 2010, 8:17 pm
I think someone hid it
rerun - June 19, 2010, 7:03 pm

amazing pic. Is this the one the FBI was supposed to destroy?


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Rating: 4.56/5

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agdaniele - September 6, 2010, 11:01 am
lateral.... lateral move. Crap.
agdaniele - September 6, 2010, 11:01 am
LMAO! A pretty parallel move!
TheTrashHeap - September 6, 2010, 11:00 am
I don't know if "living" in Toronto is really GOOD news. 5L
TheGoat - September 6, 2010, 1:52 am
Yes it is funny in a sick kind of way - on the good news side the girl in the picture now lives in Toronto some 40 years later
Cubbybear - September 5, 2010, 9:26 pm
Funny in a sick kind of way
rerun - September 5, 2010, 8:26 pm

I love this, amseome


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Rating: 4.33/5

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Reality Lord - September 1, 2010, 10:35 am
ohhhhhh i'm a lumberjack and thats ok. loved it....5L
cam77079 - September 1, 2010, 8:38 am
Classic Python!
agdaniele - September 1, 2010, 12:08 am
Derek - August 31, 2010, 11:55 pm
Looks to be on her way to becoming the female version of the tin man.
David Cansler - August 31, 2010, 10:19 pm
Looks like she got an Iron man starter kit for her birthday.
agdaniele - August 31, 2010, 9:13 pm
No handjobs for me, thanks.
GreyScorpion - August 31, 2010, 9:07 pm
she's got "I can kick your azz" written all over her...me likes!.. 5L
agdaniele - August 31, 2010, 9:01 pm
She's Canadian, and she's okay...


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Rating: 4.14/5

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Reality Lord - July 26, 2010, 8:47 pm
"combat jack" is a term that means to jack off during combat situations. pardon...lol

CAREFUL BART - Do you know where that USB port has been?