It Demotivational Poster
MODERN ART - Because who needs talent when you can shit on a canvas
BITCH SLAP - And you too could own this look of satisfaction.
WASPS - Vikings of the insect world.
YOUR CIRCLE -
A TRUE WOMAN - She rightfully defends her territory... the kitchen. Now...stop playing around and make me a sammich!
GIADA DE LAURENTIIS -
HELLO AGAIN BABY... - I have been thru hell without you. and what did you do to help me??? Nothing at all!!!
DITTO - She Can Be WHATEVER You Want, Babe.
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER! -
THE MIDDLE EAST - And we wonder why these guys kill themselves...
UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS FA-18 FIGHTER - Awesome has a new flavor.
ANONYMOUS - Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. Oscar Wilde
ONCE YOU SEE IT - You will shit bricks.
MORE SCARED OF YOU - Fuck That Shit!
STAR WARS - It didn't need to be modernized. Now, let's talk about Stark Trek...
BASS PLAYERS - Take their jobs way too seriously
JAILBAIT - that shirt should have an age limit its just not fair
TWILIGHT - Try sparkling now bitch !
HONESTY - Even some builders have it!
CHRISTIANITY - Arguing with a Christian is like playing chess with a pigeon. You could be the greatest player in the world, but the pigeon will still knock over all the pieces, shit on the board and strut around triumphantly.
E A S T E R - All I really need is love,but a little T & A now and then doesn't hurt! BTW...she loves hiding eggs
BITCH! - What part of STFU do you not understand?
UNSINKABLE #4 - Titanic sized tits!
BOOTY CALL -
YOUR TRANSVESTITE HOOKER - Has arrived. What too manly? This is the new "hot thing" in Taiwan these days.
FAITHPALM - For epic fail of Biblical proportions
IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT -
SHIT IN YOUR SLIPPERS, - FOR MAKING ME WEAR THIS, I WILL!!
Shit for Brains -
MAN BOOBS - As disturbing as this may seem. Imagine if this was really a woman
TITS - Bras can't hold them forever
EASTER - Has been cancelled
ITALIAN GIRLS -
BATMAN. - He May Be A Wimp. But He Is A Rich Wimp. With Kryptonite.
WW2 - I knew there was a good reason why the Germans lost.
KEEPING IT SIMPLE -
WHAT A NIGHT - Last thing I remember I was sucking on titties and then woke up and realized that I had totally shit myself.
WHITE PEOPLE - They fuckin crazy
BEER & BOOBS - The best start to any weekend
BITCH, PLEASE... - Those Pokeballs with THAT hat?
9 LINE MEDEVAC REQUEST... -
BUDGET CUTS - The recruiter never mentioned that this would happen
NINJA SKILLS! - The ability to pass out while puking and not spill your Guinness!
BABYSITTERS - why for the love of GOD did they not look like this when i was little
Come Here, You -
JESUS LOVES YOU - A NICE GESTURE TO HEAR IN CHURCH A HORRIFIC THING TO HEAR IN A MEXICAN PRISON
JAPAN ANIME - OH MY GOD WHATTAFFACK IS THAT SHIT !
STUPIDITY - Some people are only alive, because it is illegal to shoot them.
GROWING UP - means not taking sh*t for when you dressed like a Power Ranger.
HEY, YOU! - What did you say about my mama? You best apologize before I bust a motherfucking cap in your sorry ass.
THOUGH FOR THE DAY - Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away.
BROWN RECLUSE - The Tiger Shark of the Spider World. One bite will never be forgotten; if you survive.
PREGNANT - Oh shit! I better come up with a good story to cover this one up...
PIKACHU?!? - Damn, I've been spending WAY too much time alone playing Pokemon...
I'M GONNA ASK YOU ONE MORE TIME... - WHO ATE MY FUCKING CHOCOLATE??
MELON HALVES - They make great bra cups...only if they fit.
WOMEN HAVE SMALLER FEET -
RELIGION - It all comes back to SHIT
THE LONGER YOU STARE -
BOOBS - God´s best work, Satan´s best tool.
NAVY WORKING UNIFORM (NWU) - If I'm very still, they won't see me this time. I'm sick and tired of playing pick up the powdered soap.
CATWOMAN - Of all the female superstars she's always been my favorite!
ARCHITECTS - Need to understand the consequences of their designs.
AMERICA! FUCK YEAH! - Droppin' bombs so big your dicks will get smaller. Domo Arigato mr. Roboto bitch.
APPEARENCE - A man walks down the street with a hat like that, people know he's not afraid of anything
POLYAMORY IS WRONG -
TEQUILA AND TRAMP STAMPS - A good start on a few of my favorite things ...
STUPID BITCH -
DETROIT LIONS - Introduce their new team mascot.
LOVELY, BIG, NATURAL, STUNNING, BEAUTIFUL - You can learn a lot from a woman's smile.
POOR GRAMMAR - Begins in elementary school.
KNIFE GUN - Nothing else invented by man has been quite this epic.
NAVY HUMOR - Challenging our Army counterparts to come back with an even more awesome motifake.
EPIC FAILURE - I hope you lost a bet. And even then, YOU DON'T BET INK!
BLACK CATS - Your preposterous human superstitions are quite illogical.
BIG TOBACCO -
GOOD THINGS HAPPEN WHEN YOU GET YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT. - FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!! TURN AROUND!!!!
SELF PORTRAIT - She's doing it ever so right
MARILYN MONROE IS STILL ALIVE! -
RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-o-Whoopass
WHAT A DEMON CLOWN'S DOWNTIME LOOKS LIKE -
SHITFACED - Yor doin it wrong
WHEN YOU SEE IT... - you'll shit bricks
RELIGION - I'M RIGHT! YOU'RE WRONG! LA! LA! LA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
BITCH SLAPPED -
BUNGEE JUMPING - When you do it, you'll shit.... Yeah. You see where this is going?
HILLARY SAYS... - Your penis is this small
EVERY TIME YOU ASK A STUPID QUESTION.. - God kills a kitten.
TRIPLETS - Even better then twins, 6 tits are better then 4
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