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It Demotivational Poster

MODERN ART - Because who needs talent when you can shit on a canvas

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Rating: 3.97/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 16, 2012, 10:23 pm
ROFLMAO! That's the same way I feel about break dancers.

BITCH SLAP - And you too could own this look of satisfaction.

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Rating: 2.99/5

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bassman007 - March 11, 2011, 7:06 pm
I so wanted to do that to her when she was on Buck Rogers

WASPS - Vikings of the insect world.

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Rating: 4.44/5

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Carmelita - June 5, 2013, 7:36 pm
Wasps can't help that they've been put on this earth. They have to live and eat just like we humans do. If a person was born so mentally challenged that they have no purpose in society should we kill them? Absolutely not.
nicholsjoshua15 - January 17, 2013, 2:22 pm
Wasps do serve a purpose. They kill bug that eat crops. So if you like fresh vegetables and fruit thank the Wasps.
CANADA - April 10, 2010, 2:46 pm
wasps bees or hornets are nothing unless you get them in your jacket on a motorcycle. then its eventful
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 2:12 am
Oddly, this description is quite close to the WASPs that I know.
stygian616 - April 10, 2010, 2:07 am
Wasps-fuck the bear cavalry!
MrBlack - April 10, 2010, 2:03 am
Wasps... God help you if you step on their nest like I did as a child.
ICEMAN - April 10, 2010, 12:48 am
Wasps... Swat the MutherFuckers


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Rating: 4.41/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 30, 2012, 11:02 pm
THAT is what I've been trying to tell everybody. But does anyone listen? No, no. I'm glad you understand, Bone. LOL!

A TRUE WOMAN - She rightfully defends her territory... the kitchen. Now...stop playing around and make me a sammich!

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Rating: 4.17/5

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zoomer296 - April 9, 2013, 10:15 pm
(Colander may be substituted for a medium or large pot)
zoomer296 - April 9, 2013, 10:14 pm
Metal colander + cooling rack = grill
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 2:45 pm

BennyChick - April 5, 2010, 6:42 pm
Cubbybear - April 2, 2010, 11:02 pm
Aggy knows his utensils
agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 8:51 pm
A quick lesson in defensive posturing.... the grill is clearly a coooling rack, which a woman (baker) should know. Secondly, if it was seen as a grill, it'd draw the man closer in, and by the time he was within reach, blammo! cheese grater hand job!
agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 8:49 pm
Barbecue me a sammich!
BennyChick - April 2, 2010, 8:47 pm
why does she have something for a grill as a shield? GRILLS ARE FOR MEN!!!


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Rating: 4.61/5

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thatonechick - August 10, 2010, 9:13 am
I think this makes my 55th 1L in 12 hours.

HELLO AGAIN BABY... - I have been thru hell without you. and what did you do to help me??? Nothing at all!!!

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Rating: 2.71/5

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cicilia - March 24, 2012, 9:21 pm
Denise Milani but the imaged is shopped, made her boobs bigger.
hottfun - May 29, 2011, 5:27 am
who is she?
stewy - May 25, 2011, 10:49 pm
who is this model????
Mongo - February 3, 2010, 1:35 pm
Are those shower curtain rings on her wrist?
David A - February 3, 2010, 1:27 pm
The picture is ruined because of the bathing suit.

DITTO - She Can Be WHATEVER You Want, Babe.


THE MIDDLE EAST - And we wonder why these guys kill themselves...

UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS FA-18 FIGHTER - Awesome has a new flavor.

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Rating: 4.16/5

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GroPlea - April 15, 2012, 9:11 pm
God Bless the Marine Corp...

ANONYMOUS - Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. Oscar Wilde

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Rating: 4.23/5

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agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 9:00 pm
They are "Anonymous" - providing nobody anonymity but themselves... and although much good intent is shown, I'm not a fan of action without accountability; which is what this is. But, there are worse masked and hooded groups, so a tip of the hat to them.
Zealot - May 26, 2010, 7:23 pm
but a decent start to your motifaking
Zealot - May 26, 2010, 7:22 pm
Ah, the mask. the symbol of who they are. no one really knows who they just talked to, but they all say the same thing. 4/5, you shoulda titled it Anonymity for everyone to be able to get it

ONCE YOU SEE IT - You will shit bricks.

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Rating: 2.04/5

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seanhouston - October 27, 2011, 7:52 pm
i dont see it...


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Rating: 3/5

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coldinjected - January 20, 2011, 11:56 am
My ringtone on my phone. That's cute.

MORE SCARED OF YOU - Fuck That Shit!

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Rating: 4.03/5

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Riana - February 23, 2011, 11:24 pm
That's why God invented the 12 gauge. That spider would be history!
Bob D. Sailor - February 3, 2010, 9:38 pm
That lizard looks bigger than you think, I'd say about 5-6 inches from head to start of the tail. In other words that's a HUGE F'ING SPIDER!!!
[email protected] - January 26, 2010, 7:25 am
I'd be running not PHOTOGGING, exit stage left!!

STAR WARS - It didn't need to be modernized. Now, let's talk about Stark Trek...

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Rating: 4.33/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 2:16 am

Your parents were related before they got married...weren't they?
SerpentMaster - April 20, 2010, 2:10 am
@aerofiend: You're not a nerd just because you know someone as awesome and legendary as Deadpool
aerofiend - February 12, 2010, 6:03 pm
@TheTrashHeap & Moooooo: A Dead pool is a a betting pool on how long it will take someone to die. In Deadpool's case, he can't die, so he became the Deadpool. (Sorry I'm a Nerd.)
Bartimaeus - January 14, 2010, 10:28 pm
The greatest comic hero/villain the genre has ever known.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:37 am

My thoughts exactly.
TheTrashHeap - January 14, 2010, 8:24 am
WTF is a deadpool?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:21 am

That's it!!!.....sorry Bart, You drew the short straw.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:12 pm
Well, you haven't gotten rusty...but your stripes are looking a little gray. lol
LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 9:07 pm
Last few days I haven't been able to comment from work...java errors or some BS...so I'm getting in a few jabs from home now!!!
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:07 pm
I saw* Dammit! My problem is acting up.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:04 pm
LD FTW I something like this coming...but that was a flawless execution.lol I wish we could give comments 5 XD
LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 9:02 pm
Hey - I didn't tell anyone what I saw in the shower after gym class Bart so don't blame m- oh...'typos'...my bad.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 8:25 pm
Thanks, guys. I'm glad you like it...despite my little problem. lol
Faceplant31 - January 13, 2010, 6:44 pm

I already did!
R.S.Jake - January 13, 2010, 6:12 pm
Say it's an Amsome Effing Poster! SAY IT! 5L's!
Faceplant31 - January 13, 2010, 5:46 pm

Eh eff it Bart. Amsome poster 5L
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 5:23 pm
Goddamn typos!

BASS PLAYERS - Take their jobs way too seriously

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Rating: 2.91/5

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jarc2010 - July 1, 2010, 7:49 pm
to idiots, this is not Kurt Cobain, nor is it Malcolm Young, although at ;east you had the right band! This is Cliff Williams, bass player for the best band in rock history, AC/DC.

JAILBAIT - that shirt should have an age limit its just not fair

TWILIGHT - Try sparkling now bitch !

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Rating: 4.03/5

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eeeeef - December 15, 2011, 8:49 am
Here's the thing. Your use of too many words makes your comment redundant as fuck. "Useless caption" would've done the trick.
Persephone - November 15, 2011, 2:34 am
Sparkling Vampires are SEXY! Especially Italian ones >;)
Persephone - November 15, 2011, 2:31 am
He IS Still sparkling, Bitch!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2011, 11:35 am

Here's the thing,The jar full of sparkles with the label is sorta humorous, What makes it a bad poster is that the creator didn't add anything to the pic with his choice of caption. S unless he took the photo himself, he hasn't added anything to the funny
CrystalBlaze - November 7, 2011, 3:58 pm
I think it's brilliant humor. I especially liked looking at the "ashes" and realising it's a bottle of glitter.
rerun - October 15, 2011, 7:22 pm

Guess that makes me a kid. Glad to be one.
TheTrashHeap - October 15, 2011, 6:46 pm
This would be funny to kids I suppose but the only thing that qualified it for MAD is the addition of the word bitch. It would be nice to see more adult humor.
rerun - October 15, 2011, 3:45 pm

I think it is pretty funny
Budog - October 15, 2011, 3:25 pm
My Son and Daughter-In-Law hate Twilight. She says real vampires don't sparkle, so I made this for her...
TheTrashHeap - October 15, 2011, 2:53 pm
Budog - October 15, 2011, 3:35 am
Your sniveling is noted,,, Pffft.
ICEMAN - October 15, 2011, 12:42 am
Do you actually ever put any thought into these or...

HONESTY - Even some builders have it!


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mickel728 - December 5, 2011, 7:29 pm
jealous that your girl had face paint between her legs? Fuck everybody who ain't down with the clown! woop, woop
Timmah - June 22, 2010, 7:19 pm
I think I've been spending too much on facebook. Considering I just tried to find the like button on your comment
Faceplant31 - June 22, 2010, 6:43 pm

These aren't clowns. These are douchebags that like shat music.

CHRISTIANITY - Arguing with a Christian is like playing chess with a pigeon. You could be the greatest player in the world, but the pigeon will still knock over all the pieces, shit on the board and strut around triumphantly.

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Rating: 3.24/5

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Pikeman - October 25, 2015, 9:35 pm
At least that is what the losers always say.
PCV - January 20, 2014, 2:27 pm
But idiots still do it


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Rating: 4.5/5

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HammerofHeeb - October 22, 2010, 8:28 am
I love the Army formals. Mine is first week of September. Fake boooooobs everywhere. As you see, even stripper get....classy?
VladTepes3 - October 22, 2010, 6:27 am
i almost didn't notice that.... but her thigh is just barely in the way...damn
Dangle - July 4, 2010, 2:40 am
correct me if im wrong, but is that her snatch on the far right pic? lmao 5L
spaidor - July 3, 2010, 1:13 pm
ah yes. true beauty always comes out.
Faceplant31 - July 2, 2010, 6:26 pm

Nice 5L
Sean - July 2, 2010, 1:18 pm
This is hilarious. Nicely done.
forseti - July 2, 2010, 9:00 am
her pants fit to the color of her skin ...... wait...

E A S T E R - All I really need is love,but a little T & A now and then doesn't hurt! BTW...she loves hiding eggs

BITCH! - What part of STFU do you not understand?

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Rating: 4.91/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 6, 2012, 5:29 pm
Now make me a sandwich!
BoneCD - April 17, 2012, 2:47 pm
Love it!!! 5L for the bird brain
Budog - April 16, 2012, 12:30 am
LOL chief... 5L

UNSINKABLE #4 - Titanic sized tits!

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Rating: 3.38/5

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Me_ - April 15, 2010, 2:29 pm
If she once was obese I guess she had to do something with the extra skin


YOUR TRANSVESTITE HOOKER - Has arrived. What too manly? This is the new "hot thing" in Taiwan these days.

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Rating: 2.79/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 30, 2012, 11:04 pm
That tears it! I'm now officially sick.

FAITHPALM - For epic fail of Biblical proportions

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Rating: 4.06/5

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rerun - November 7, 2010, 4:32 pm

sorry face, facepalm
rerun - November 7, 2010, 4:28 pm

can't we stop with these lame faceplant posters?
thatonechick - April 14, 2010, 6:23 pm
Still explains the lisp!
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 6:22 pm
goofy granola band
thatonechick - April 14, 2010, 6:19 pm
Corporate Avenger knew, Grey. :P
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 6:16 pm
Jesus had a lisp? who knew. 5L
Claire - April 14, 2010, 5:43 pm
This is absolute genius!
forseti - April 14, 2010, 5:29 pm
very nice!!


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Rating: 4.77/5

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agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:54 am
You should drink. Taking this way too seriously.
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
It's like an individual who doesn't give a crap when his friend harms someone but whem that someone comes for revenge, suddenly it's "Oh no, you can't do that"
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
I'm probably taking this too seriously, but I never could understand why countries got into it on Serbia's side knowing full well that Serbia murdered Austria's crown prince, his wife and their unborn child.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:21 pm
LOL! WW2 would read about the same... adding the japanese out in the bar parking lot, keying the americans' cars.
pzykosiz - November 8, 2010, 5:09 pm
very nice. 5L's
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 3:57 pm
This is absolute gold! 5 smashed bottles! I laughed so hard through the whole thing, tears were coming out. May WW2 be just as good. Added to favs as well.
hootizz - November 8, 2010, 3:50 pm
Man, this is the best.., love it..!! can not wait to read the WW2 version...
slumstyle - November 8, 2010, 3:43 pm
haha nice! Now try ww2 =P


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Rating: 4.52/5

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Shit for Brains -

MAN BOOBS - As disturbing as this may seem. Imagine if this was really a woman

TITS - Bras can't hold them forever

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Rating: 4.49/5

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thesunshinesing - September 22, 2012, 7:12 pm
please be appropriate :)
Bolverk37782 - April 25, 2012, 6:47 am
Nope thats Gemma Atkinson uk Actress. after the upgrade.
Budog - April 20, 2012, 11:58 pm
Mmmmmm tits! 5L
vulture - April 20, 2012, 3:55 am
Sarah Chalke. She can doctor me any time she likes! Frick!

EASTER - Has been cancelled

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Rating: 4.1/5

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whenthedayends - March 12, 2014, 4:53 pm
NOOOOOOOOO I will miss you easter
agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 8:43 am
Really? I know this isn't original... not by a longshot.


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Rating: 3.93/5

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fhusmc - February 12, 2011, 11:12 pm
I thought it was the Irish-German women who proved that God exists!
gatewayasteroid - July 1, 2010, 12:32 pm
I can't see any moustache here :) http://www.motifake.com/hawt-girls-and-soccer-girls-balls-sports-world-cup-cubby-demotivational-poster-108455.html

BATMAN. - He May Be A Wimp. But He Is A Rich Wimp. With Kryptonite.

WW2 - I knew there was a good reason why the Germans lost.

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Rating: 3.84/5

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DanteMars - November 3, 2010, 11:51 pm
5 lolz lions. IDk why, but as soon as i saw this i started laughing. Nice one.


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Rating: 4.58/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 16, 2012, 10:25 pm
Genius, Airman! Classic! 5L!
Kspace - March 18, 2010, 7:33 pm
I fucking love it!


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Rating: 4.34/5

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Bam - June 15, 2011, 9:36 am
HAHAHAHAHAH !Hilarious... Usually i don't realy like the scrolling type of Motif but this one is just worth the surprise. I wonder where you got the last picture though ! Just huge !


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Rating: 1.86/5

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brittanygn - November 16, 2012, 10:57 am
brittanygn - November 16, 2012, 10:57 am
I is said that some people find this to be so funny... I find it insensitive and degrading!
maverick1 - January 13, 2011, 1:16 am
Hungry, Hungry Hippos anyone?
Sho - March 6, 2010, 4:46 pm
Holy hot dicks from hell........... T_T

WHAT A NIGHT - Last thing I remember I was sucking on titties and then woke up and realized that I had totally shit myself.

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Rating: 4.69/5

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carebear - March 22, 2012, 4:58 pm
this one is good bud

WHITE PEOPLE - They fuckin crazy

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Rating: 3.97/5

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F1amethr0wer - December 27, 2012, 6:22 pm
Cop in back is thinking: "Just keep walking before they try and get you."

BEER & BOOBS - The best start to any weekend

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Rating: 3.12/5

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BITCH, PLEASE... - Those Pokeballs with THAT hat?

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Anonymous2 - October 19, 2010, 2:04 pm
I'm thinking of a similar medical tattoo, but on my chest. "Dear coroner, please try CPR one last time, please."
raiben - October 18, 2010, 11:05 pm
that is a really good idea.. lolz 5ls from me

BUDGET CUTS - The recruiter never mentioned that this would happen

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Rating: 3.03/5

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GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:46 am
For some reason I don't think those are Russian Pilots. Their uniforms look like the Chinese Air Force, but then again I served in the Army. Not the Air Force.

NINJA SKILLS! - The ability to pass out while puking and not spill your Guinness!

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Rating: 4.05/5

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CANADA - February 19, 2010, 10:52 pm
And i thought only Canadians could take a nasty fall without spilling their beer
agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 10:48 pm
But this is a damn admirable feat.
agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 10:48 pm
HA! Not a chance in hell I'd fall asleep with a full glass! I drank a hell of a lot there... 12-20 Guinness per night. (not covered in the per-diem... but, if you've seen Reno chicks, you'd have to drink, too.
ICEMAN - February 19, 2010, 10:45 pm
Aggy, pic from your vacation???
Chillax - February 19, 2010, 3:54 pm
Unfortunately, the story ends with the ninja getting backed over by the guy in the minivan. Hey, can I still have the Guinness?

BABYSITTERS - why for the love of GOD did they not look like this when i was little

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 25, 2013, 12:07 am
Not to brag, but my babysitter was HOT with a capital "H." In fact she was hotter than this chick.
Faceplant31 - May 25, 2010, 10:22 am


Come Here, You -


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DonnieBluesky - January 13, 2013, 12:03 am
I think this is THE poster to use as a good example for NSFW to someone who doesn't get the concept yet. Oh, Japan...
Bartimaeus - May 23, 2010, 8:30 pm
lol Not a bad filler episode, but I didn't notice this pic at the time. You can't see the sumo diaper at all! Awkward screen cap FTW.
awesomeman - May 17, 2010, 3:26 pm
I didn't like that episode, that guy is too fat.

STUPIDITY - Some people are only alive, because it is illegal to shoot them.

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Rating: 4.82/5

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OneManDemolition - September 7, 2014, 2:24 pm
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 13, 2012, 4:40 pm
You know, I saw the picture, I read the text, and I thought to myself.... it really is sad that it is illegal to shoot stupids.

GROWING UP - means not taking sh*t for when you dressed like a Power Ranger.

HEY, YOU! - What did you say about my mama? You best apologize before I bust a motherfucking cap in your sorry ass.

THOUGH FOR THE DAY - Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away.

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Rating: 3.13/5

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ICEMAN - March 25, 2010, 7:44 pm
Subtle Aggy, subtle.
agdaniele - March 25, 2010, 7:39 pm
Funny... he's positioned like an extra "T" - just what you needed!

BROWN RECLUSE - The Tiger Shark of the Spider World. One bite will never be forgotten; if you survive.

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Rating: 3/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 24, 2013, 3:14 am

*shit *their *through...Don't be racist, everyone likes fried chicken.
missick13 - February 23, 2013, 10:42 pm
holy sh.it there bite's poisons eats threw flesh like a black guy eats KFC
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 30, 2012, 10:37 pm
THAT is a brown reclu5e??? Uh... I gotta go and buy some poison to buy for the house O-z--

PREGNANT - Oh shit! I better come up with a good story to cover this one up...

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Rating: 3.91/5

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PIKACHU?!? - Damn, I've been spending WAY too much time alone playing Pokemon...


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Whoflungdung74 - July 5, 2013, 7:26 am
Where did you get the pic of my wife from lol!
lazyphil - March 5, 2013, 6:59 pm
Whatever anyone says, IT WAS NOT ME!! I will buy you some Swiss Chocolate stuff, just lower the shotgun.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 10, 2013, 11:36 pm
Whoa! Someone is definitely on her period, lol. You really know women. 5 bars of chocolate.

MELON HALVES - They make great bra cups...only if they fit.

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Rating: 4.16/5

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KingDarkCatastrophe - March 31, 2010, 4:17 pm
Fuko for the win~ :3


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Rating: 3.91/5

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RELIGION - It all comes back to SHIT

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Thunderwing - September 30, 2013, 4:00 pm
What the fuck is it? A walrus in a dress?
fatheadtimmaa - March 29, 2013, 10:12 pm
the more I stared at it I notices the creepy zombie kid behind her

BOOBS - God´s best work, Satan´s best tool.

NAVY WORKING UNIFORM (NWU) - If I'm very still, they won't see me this time. I'm sick and tired of playing pick up the powdered soap.

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- February 4, 2011, 12:15 am
Thanks cold, but I think your comment may have topped my poster. Good on ya! (WTFO)
coldinjected - February 3, 2011, 11:55 pm
Zook, the uniforms or the picking up soap part? Funny poster WTFO!
Zook - February 3, 2011, 11:25 pm
I got out literally days before they were mandatory.

CATWOMAN - Of all the female superstars she's always been my favorite!

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Rating: 3.91/5

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corbett06 - January 28, 2011, 6:39 pm
cannot unsee this...
valkor - January 27, 2011, 7:24 am
AHHH my eyes !! quick get the tequila I need to remove some brain cells, Fast.
culos - January 27, 2011, 7:01 am
"Cat-flap" comes to mind
Greeny - January 27, 2011, 6:35 am

If it's too low for an underboob, it would be a wut?
tellitlikeitis - January 26, 2011, 6:07 pm
You go boy!

ARCHITECTS - Need to understand the consequences of their designs.

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Rating: 2.95/5

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AMERICA! FUCK YEAH! - Droppin' bombs so big your dicks will get smaller. Domo Arigato mr. Roboto bitch.

APPEARENCE - A man walks down the street with a hat like that, people know he's not afraid of anything

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jcb - June 21, 2011, 8:35 am
This would be a great pick if it spelled "appearance" correctly.
Avenlanzer - December 21, 2010, 5:15 am
Jayne Cobb ROX!
Cubbybear - July 30, 2010, 4:50 pm
I love Firefly.5/5


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Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 29, 2010, 2:58 am
This is an excellent point. Also, bonus points for a linguistic joke.
pieman - January 27, 2010, 10:19 am
Sick you are like a snapple. I enjoyed this and learned something today. :-p

TEQUILA AND TRAMP STAMPS - A good start on a few of my favorite things ...


DETROIT LIONS - Introduce their new team mascot.


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nicholsjoshua15 - April 2, 2014, 9:56 pm
If I like a girl I'll tell her, that being said, I have many female friends that I'm not interested in.
missick13 - February 23, 2013, 11:22 pm
story of my life..... 3 times sigh*
themansn - March 22, 2011, 7:56 am
so awesomely right ;( I'm in such a situation
Sean - December 28, 2010, 10:23 pm
Been there. *sigh* More than once. Now I know why: I give great resume.
rerun - December 28, 2010, 6:32 pm

this is amsome
johnny451965 - October 15, 2010, 6:18 am
story of my life!
spacedog - July 21, 2010, 6:34 pm
Bingo! 5L
crankyhead - July 21, 2010, 5:14 pm
LOL Airman, this is great.
Faceplant31 - July 21, 2010, 4:06 pm

To true! 5L

LOVELY, BIG, NATURAL, STUNNING, BEAUTIFUL - You can learn a lot from a woman's smile.

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G4briel - May 3, 2010, 11:31 am
Yep. The farmer's daughter is like this one. Same extra-sized smile.
GreyScorpion - May 3, 2010, 10:12 am
cloven? suspended? you're spending entirely too much time in the barn
G4briel - May 3, 2010, 8:50 am
Soft, double, suspended, cloven... Boy, do we love smiles...

POOR GRAMMAR - Begins in elementary school.

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KNIFE GUN - Nothing else invented by man has been quite this epic.

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Neener - October 23, 2010, 12:39 pm
This is actually pretty awesome
Hawamleh - June 27, 2010, 10:55 pm
I once Shaved My Head-Bald With A Hunting Knife In Sex-Ed Class....The Girl Next To Me Said If I showed her smthng shaved she would show me something shaved ..... The Vag Was Worth the damn 1-month obligatory shrink visits.. Now Had I Had This....5L
Treehodger - March 13, 2010, 9:00 pm
This reminds me of when I took my knife out in class to sharpen my pencil and I got in trouble. Now, had I this on me, I wonder how THAT would have played out instead?
boeweizer - February 17, 2010, 12:15 pm
a weapon u can bring to either a knife or a gun fight and be prepared for either

NAVY HUMOR - Challenging our Army counterparts to come back with an even more awesome motifake.

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zombie2093 - September 23, 2012, 11:01 pm
well you see he had to say army because he's gotta hang out with the marines lest he get's his lazy navy ass thrown off the boat
southernsoldier83 - February 19, 2010, 9:51 pm
Yeah buddy its a marine uniform. Make sure you have PID (positive identification) before you start firing rounds off. You definitely just hit some of your marine counterparts. Motifake so easy but the sailor still can't get it right!

EPIC FAILURE - I hope you lost a bet. And even then, YOU DON'T BET INK!

BLACK CATS - Your preposterous human superstitions are quite illogical.

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Sean - May 17, 2010, 11:38 pm
One lion for every black cat I have.


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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 6, 2012, 5:23 pm
I've got mixed emotions, lol.


SELF PORTRAIT - She's doing it ever so right

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Tarapin - April 21, 2011, 3:09 pm
The first pair of duck-lips I've seen that I actually like.
TheTrashHeap - September 6, 2010, 11:04 am
Duck lips! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
agdaniele - September 6, 2010, 10:58 am
Voting twice on your own poster? That's a bad monkey!
Feasibly - September 5, 2010, 7:24 pm
Cubbybear - September 5, 2010, 6:40 pm
Nice one Mr. Monkeyballs. Cubby gives you a 5/5


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agdaniele - September 6, 2010, 5:52 pm
Alf weiner showin'!
forseti - September 6, 2010, 5:45 pm
No further comment from me...*g* Thank you all and good night from good old Germany! ;)
agdaniele - September 6, 2010, 5:37 pm
Despite the comment early on, this is perfectly delivered, forseti.
5150monkeylove - September 6, 2010, 5:24 pm
I just figured it was a page out of the WHOS WHO in HELL.
forseti - September 6, 2010, 5:23 pm
uhh... you're probably right. Hopefully Jackie doesn't visit motifake! :(
agdaniele - September 6, 2010, 5:23 pm
Too stup*d to call it a sandbagging, too.
rerun - September 6, 2010, 5:19 pm

well, in that case all is good.....that guy must be JFK.
forseti - September 6, 2010, 5:18 pm
Accidental resemblance! And it's a bus (final destination unknown). BTT: MARILYN IS STILL ALIVE!!
rerun - September 6, 2010, 5:14 pm

OMG!!!!! They are on a train too. This is so traumatic. Therapy, I'm gonna need therapy.
forseti - September 6, 2010, 5:12 pm
Well, now that you mention it, ... he's vaguely similar indeed. :O
rerun - September 6, 2010, 5:10 pm

I sure am glad thathatguy was here to clarify this for me......as a Jew, I would never have noticed that guy could pass for Hitler twin.
agdaniele - September 6, 2010, 4:55 pm
TheTrashHeap - September 6, 2010, 4:55 pm
ThatGuy - September 6, 2010, 4:53 pm
And shes on a bus with hitler!
agdaniele - September 6, 2010, 4:25 pm
Very VERY well played.

RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-o-Whoopass

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rerun - August 31, 2010, 6:25 pm

This poster should have a much higher rating....it is the only moti I have hanging in my office.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:56 pm
rerun - March 5, 2010, 9:53 pm

Have you seen me? I was recently stolen


SHITFACED - Yor doin it wrong

WHEN YOU SEE IT... - you'll shit bricks

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DonnieBluesky - January 13, 2013, 12:14 am
It's their second cousin twice removed! Glad to see he managed to get in the picture.
culos - March 7, 2010, 6:08 pm
As long as you're wearing your scuba gear :-)
rerun - March 7, 2010, 6:05 pm

I hear you, and a better time is had by all.
culos - March 7, 2010, 6:00 pm
Yup, I do not enjoy women sitting on my face, if that position is required I'd rather dive. Can't take the pressure anymore at my advanced age..... ;-)
rerun - March 7, 2010, 5:59 pm

culos - March 7, 2010, 5:54 pm
Are you dissing me??????
rerun - March 7, 2010, 5:34 pm

this is a sclose as he will ever get to having a woman sit on his face....and enjoy it
culos - March 7, 2010, 5:33 pm
Whatevah, can you please get your fat ass off of me?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 7, 2010, 5:28 pm

Why was I singing?...I must have been really loaded that day.
rerun - March 7, 2010, 5:19 pm

we see it, thanks for ruining our fun.
beccaking - March 7, 2010, 5:15 pm
omg people! how can you not see it?!? they're sitting on someone!


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BUNGEE JUMPING - When you do it, you'll shit.... Yeah. You see where this is going?

HILLARY SAYS... - Your penis is this small

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zombie2093 - September 24, 2012, 1:14 pm
i think she's talking about her penis


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TRIPLETS - Even better then twins, 6 tits are better then 4

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booger13 - March 26, 2010, 11:49 pm
my only? is WHYdaFRAKareYOUallCOMPLAINING , its a extra value meal , STFU and enjoy the yummy ^__^ (MILF + Teen1 + teen2 * you = DEATH by orgasm and loss of hydration)


Skittles -