Is Demotivational Poster
BE VEWY, VEWY QWIET! - I'm hunting Cwiminals!
LITTLE SISTERS - Gladly doing what you tell them for 18 years
FUCK THE POLICE - No really I'm being serious.
IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Waldo finds YOU
JEWERINE - Will bring peace to the Middle East
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER! -
THE MIDDLE EAST - And we wonder why these guys kill themselves...
ANAL BEADS - Disney was ahead of his time
JESUS CHRIST VS MACHO MAN - The Macho Man Randy Savage about to smack down Jesus' ass to stop the diabolical rapture move. Say good night Jesus ...
THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE - If I'm wrong, may God strike me dead.
RAPEX CONDOMS - Show that rapist bastard how it feels.
RED FORMANS WORDS OF WISDOM - "You don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you...is because you're a dumbass."
HORNY BAT - His penis is bigger then Aggy's!
STAR WARS - It didn't need to be modernized. Now, let's talk about Stark Trek...
BASS PLAYERS - Take their jobs way too seriously
THE 90S - You didn't need to tell kids not to try this shit at home. They weren't complete retards back then.
SANTA CLAUS -
MILF & COOKIES - what a perfect treat!
CHUCK NORRIS - OMG! Someone's Eating Him!
HE'S AN ANTEATER - Fuck You!
CHRISTIANITY - Arguing with a Christian is like playing chess with a pigeon. You could be the greatest player in the world, but the pigeon will still knock over all the pieces, shit on the board and strut around triumphantly.
IRONY - It's a blast.
THE RAMS SUCK! -
EDWARD CULLEN IS NOT A VAMPIRE - He's a fairy.
FUCK THIS - I'm just going to be a drug dealer instead
SHENANIGANS - Because pistol whippings are just that fun.
MATH - now requiring more blind faith than ever
ALEX LOUIS ARMSTRONG -
FAITHPALM - For epic fail of Biblical proportions
DR MANHATTAN - Are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over — an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist.
SPELLING NAZIS - Ever Vigilant
BETTER THAN A HARLEY -
WW2 - I knew there was a good reason why the Germans lost.
BEER, BOATS AND HOES - No wonder men love fishing so much !
ADVICE - Some can be invaluable
YOU ARE NOT POPULAR - Your vagina is ...
PARENTS - Sometimes they're really stupid.
RELIGION - It's Simply Illogical
REALISTS - The only ones who really know what's going on.
MAGIC MORMON UNDERWEAR - Repels bullets, knives, and most importantly, logic.
REDNECK DOORBELL - How To Make Certain You Never Again Have Visitors
HISTORY - Fuck the details, it's all about battles!
THE MAZE - I Shit Bricks!
ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER - DO YOU SPEAK IT?
L: WORLD'S GREATEST DETECTIVE - I'm sorry. I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
ATHEISM - In God we trust... that you aren't real.
SURPRISE DOLPHIN SEX - Works. Every. Time.
DAISY DUKE - The HO HO years!
THE HOT/CRAZY SCALE - Sometimes, the sex just isn't worth it.
FASCISM - "When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross." - Sinclair Lewis 1835
ARCHITECTS - Need to understand the consequences of their designs.
RACISM - ...Where Ducks Go Bad...
DESPAIR - Because even though you helped blow up the Death Star and defeat the Empire you are always gonna be 'that chick who tongue-kissed her brother'
A TRUE FRIEND -
GINGER KIDS -
POLYAMORY IS WRONG -
DUELING FACEPALMS - When you're not the only one who realizes how dumb that truly was
I AM C3PEDO - Human/cyborg... relations.
FETISH - I have PMS and a whip. You had a question?
7 DAYS... - Err... Nerver mind... Wrong number...
HEY - Why so serious?
CHEMISTRY - I learned all I needed to know about the periodic tables ...
A WET FART -
COSPLAY - It's a beautiful thing!
WHAT A DEMON CLOWN'S DOWNTIME LOOKS LIKE -
ATHEISTS - some of them are assholes
TESLA - Some people where extraordinary, some where brilliant. He was Both.
RELIGION - I'M RIGHT! YOU'RE WRONG! LA! LA! LA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
HILLARY SAYS... - Your penis is this small
ANIME GIRLS - Oh wait, that is a real girl. Never mind.
GOAT FUCK - 1 time out of 100 somebody actually BRINGS one
DR. SHELDON COOPER -
FUCK YOU, BURGER KING! - LOVIN' IT ALL DAY LONG!
MEME FIGHT -
FISTING - She’s not really a doctor, and that wasn't really a colonoscopy.
POT ATOE CHIPS - What is consumed in Jamaica stays in Jamaica!
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS - Say hello to my little snowman bitches
LEFT 4 DEAD -
POLAR BEARS - BLACK GUYS AREN'T THE ONLY ONES PACKING.
OWNED - By a Wild Stranger
HELL NO - I don't sparkle in sunlight!
PEDO 1/2 - Because its the only way to explain the whole darn anime!
EPIC CAMEL TOE -
DENNY - WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY?!?!?!?!
ULTIMATE CHEMISTRY BY PROF. AGGY -
MERRY CHRISTMAS - Sorry I didn't have time to wrap your gift
C H O I C E S - You can either remain a social misfit or you can forget your sorrows, and perhaps score with Wonder Woman.
SEX - It's never the answer "Sex" is the question "Yes" is the answer
THAT MOMENT -
THIS SIGN -
PRIAPISM - You can have too much of a good thing.
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