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Hair Demotivational Poster


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Rating: 2.82/5

MEN - We don't read the instructions. We do write better reviews though.

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Rating: 4.88/5

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fentroll - July 13, 2012, 11:20 pm
Bull - June 24, 2012, 4:28 pm

THE MIDDLE EAST - And we wonder why these guys kill themselves...

BUKKAKE - If you don't shower before bed, this is what happens to your pillow.

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Rating: 3.68/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 30, 2012, 10:18 pm
WTF?!? Looks like Medusa's hair didn't want to wake up that morning.
Ed-Hyde - August 30, 2010, 10:08 am
Something about Mary, X 10
pzykosiz - August 30, 2010, 2:53 am
i don't wanna know where you got this idea

ADVICE - Some can be invaluable

STUPIDITY - Some people are only alive, because it is illegal to shoot them.

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Rating: 4.82/5

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OneManDemolition - September 7, 2014, 2:24 pm
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 13, 2012, 4:40 pm
You know, I saw the picture, I read the text, and I thought to myself.... it really is sad that it is illegal to shoot stupids.

WHY - Spiders will never be called "Cute."

B A D A S S - Facial Hair is Cool... ...Evil Spock was the man. Even the Klingons feared this bad boy.

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Rating: 3.56/5

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BOWL CUTS - They're killer

STANLEY TOOLS - Dedicated To Precision

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Rating: 3.64/5

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DynaGuy - November 19, 2014, 9:59 pm
Hey! The Official Cunt Hair Ruler is now available! www.chruler.com
Dreamscape - January 29, 2011, 9:18 pm
What if she shaves?
erock - January 27, 2010, 3:31 pm
i cut it twice and its still too short!


HIPPIES - What's the matter? Forget your bong?


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Rating: 4.45/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 13, 2011, 11:39 pm

The things that go on in your head Greeny....Can I buy some Pot from you? 5

REDHEADS - Reject not your redheadedness, for to do so shall lead you to utter ruin.

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Rating: 4.16/5

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agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 5:24 pm
More 1L targeting, Tokin? Time to grab your ankles, punk.
TokinFire - July 11, 2010, 3:37 pm
How could you have not liked Avatar AG? It was in real 3D!
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:30 am
Bombers? Who? Tokin? I know, right?
Cloudchaser - July 11, 2010, 11:25 am
Damn 1L bombers :-P I totally agreed with this because I :heart: redheads!

LONELY - The worst feeling isn't being lonely, It's being forgotten by someone you could never forget.

HAIR HATS - His Hair is shaped like a fucking hat

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Rating: 2.95/5

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forseti - May 19, 2010, 9:34 am
4 to the pic, 1 to the text...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 18, 2010, 12:17 am

Naw, your mom is on the pole...
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 11:11 pm
[email protected]!
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 11:11 pm
Gotta go? Why? Matrix Reloaded on?
Cubbybear - May 17, 2010, 11:10 pm
She's got to have it too!: Mar's Revenge
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 11:08 pm
OR Spike Lee's next movie that skips the theaters and goes straight to 8-track.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2010, 11:08 pm

Who told you!!!! I'll kill Consuela for flapping her gums....Gotta go...I shall return.
Anything - May 17, 2010, 11:06 pm
white people in black shirt in a black and white film = HARMONY
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 11:04 pm
No wonder you lock the bedroom door when you watch the movie 'Powder'
Anything - May 17, 2010, 11:03 pm
or blue.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2010, 11:03 pm

I prefer white people.
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 11:03 pm
Or, churro-chucker.
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 11:02 pm
I prefer latino american.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2010, 11:02 pm

You just did it to hurt us.........abusive Mexican Bastard..
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 11:01 pm
It's almost an abuse of mod power, isn't it?
Cubbybear - May 17, 2010, 10:57 pm
Time for a nap
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 10:51 pm
Anything - May 17, 2010, 10:49 pm
You approved it ?
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 10:47 pm
No like?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2010, 9:54 pm

This poster makes baby Jesus cry....It makes me wanna punch you in the larynx.....1L
Anything - May 17, 2010, 9:30 pm
nice !... So where's the joke ?
Faceplant31 - May 17, 2010, 8:05 pm

This was one of the first fakes i ever saw 2218 and it is way moar amsome than this one. Sorry dirtball, but try being a bit more creative!
ICEMAN - May 17, 2010, 7:54 pm
What was your first clue? 1L

THE PUBIC HARE - one of the few animals not hunted for it's skin.

MOVEMBER - That special time of year, when all men band together in an effort to look like their favourite 70's porn star.

HERMIONE GRANGER - Using the time-turner for unnatural pleasures since twenty minutes from now

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Rating: 3.62/5

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booger13 - March 29, 2010, 2:36 am

COURAGE - Because Bowl Cuts on men havnt been in since the Middle Ages.


THEY SEE ME ROLLIN' - They hatin'

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Rating: 2.67/5

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BREAST AWARENESS - Cash reward for finding hers. No questions asked.



A D O R A B L E - Just because she looks that way...doesn't mean she is...because crazy is so cute!

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Rating: 4.38/5

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Devdev009 - August 20, 2012, 11:16 am
Where is the original image of just the girl?
agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:19 am
Cubby, "Adorable" NAILS it!

your hair says a lot about you -

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Rating: 3.94/5

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vilnius - May 24, 2013, 12:12 pm
I think this says: I pissed off my hair dresser


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Rating: 3.89/5

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HAIR PULLING - It doesn't always have to be from the head

ARM PIT HAIR - C'mon, you know you wanna smell it.

MOTIFAKE THRONE - A true Motifake master makes an impression everywhere they go....

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Rating: 4.18/5

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ICEMAN - September 7, 2010, 7:57 pm
To be used when wearing a kilt.
rerun - September 7, 2010, 12:32 pm

Looks like a tribal circumcision chair

FEMALE MUSTACHE - Because God was pissed about what you did to your eye brows.

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Rating: 4.38/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - April 27, 2010, 12:27 pm
I can't wait for puberty. It served McCauley Culkin well...
Kung-Fu Devil - April 27, 2010, 12:27 pm
I can't wait for puberty. It served McCauley Culkin well...
R.S.Jake - April 27, 2010, 12:24 pm
I've seen 8 year old girls with thicker 'stashes than this pic. Scary. And KFD, if you can't grow a stash yet, just wait for puberty to kick in! j/k :0
Kung-Fu Devil - April 27, 2010, 12:06 pm
I hope it's not a woman, because otherwise a woman can grow one and I can't >:(
R.S.Jake - April 27, 2010, 11:43 am
That's what I was thinking...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 27, 2010, 11:29 am

that's not a woman......ewwwwwwwwwwwww

HAIR - Sometimes it's like putting sprinkles on a turd

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Rating: 3.31/5

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I DON'T KNOW WHY - But I want one now

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Rating: 3.17/5

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BriaHere - April 27, 2010, 8:01 pm
Some people have too much free time.


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Rating: 2.13/5

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Adams - May 30, 2010, 12:47 pm
Hmmmm. According to these comments, I guess 99% of Motifake's members have a member!!

SHE WAS A WOMAN WITH RED HAIR AND GREEN EYES - the traits which Satan supposedly relished most in mortal females

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Rating: 4.22/5

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CONGRATULATIONS - You now look different from the rest of the herd. Just like prey. Remember that when the lion comes.

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Rating: 4.8/5

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RetiredUSNChief - September 14, 2010, 10:57 pm
Thanks...ever amusing that some people choose to make such an outlandish statement, then get upset when people find it humorous? :)
Faceplant31 - September 8, 2010, 11:46 am

zexcellent Chief, 5L

RED HEADS - Too hot to handle to cold to care.


WRONG - Wrong, wrong, wrong, WRONG! There is no other word to describe this.

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Rating: 3.65/5

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RetiredUSNChief - April 28, 2011, 11:01 pm
I suppose that's better than sword fights... :):)
Defence2501 - April 26, 2011, 6:39 am
Perfect for battleshits!
jameswnash - August 21, 2010, 8:18 pm
Hey, while we wait wanna play thumb wars?


CHEST HAIR - Because what woman doesn't like masses of chest hair, especially fake chest hair?!?


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Rating: 4.42/5

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5butjam - August 28, 2010, 4:58 pm
Made me laugh RL, nice work! Only critiscm would be that 'fetish' is too big. Fantastic job though.


LESBIAN FOREPLAY - Kinda like FELINE foreplay...but with HAIR PULLING and lingerie

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Rating: 3.87/5

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MANHOOD - Yes, you can have TOO MUCH of it.

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Rating: 2.67/5

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Donkasaurus - December 17, 2010, 11:47 pm
HAHAHAHA 5L for iceman. No lions for this poster =/
ICEMAN - December 17, 2010, 7:49 pm
Please dear Lord, deliver us from this recent crapstorm...

WALRUS MOUSTACHE - not only popular in the U, S and A

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Rating: 2.56/5

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GreyScorpion - April 27, 2010, 2:56 pm
Faceplant is European? who knew, I thought he was out back a peein' 4L

GRADUATING CLASS - From Douche-Bag High School

THEN HE SANG - The most beautiful aria I've ever heard!

HAIRLESS CHEWBACCA - Lost his win fur, now he has fail skin.


The Hair job -

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Rating: 4.54/5

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TIME OUT CHAIR - because everyone needs some quiet time

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Rating: 4.33/5

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CROWD-ROLLING - fasten your seat-belt!

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Rating: 3/5

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TheTrashHeap - March 31, 2010, 8:04 pm
Excellent Fishing around Lake of the woods.
CANADA - March 31, 2010, 8:00 pm
Im on the Winnipeg river, Pointe du bois is the first dam on it. if you go upstream from there you hit lake of the woods
TheTrashHeap - March 31, 2010, 7:59 pm
Can you get onto the wpg river?
CANADA - March 31, 2010, 7:59 pm
I just finished my 15 page research paper and knocked off my other assignments early in the term. fishing season starts early in Ontario and i can make it there in my boat
MrRandom - March 31, 2010, 7:49 pm
I wish I had so much time. Two term papers, and two major projects due on the last week.
CANADA - March 31, 2010, 7:47 pm
I just finished my last paper so i got nothing to do but party till exams.totally pumped!
MrRandom - March 31, 2010, 7:46 pm
I know the feeling Canada. Seeing Amon Amarth on one of my last days of classes. I'll be bruised, battered, and hungover. Finals, here I come.
CANADA - March 31, 2010, 7:42 pm
5 Finger death punch! its the perfect venue too, almost all of it is floor.
Faceplant31 - March 31, 2010, 7:37 pm

Who you going to see?
CANADA - March 31, 2010, 7:37 pm
Im pumped for Saturday. I love crowd surfing and i LOVE mosh pits
Faceplant31 - March 31, 2010, 7:05 pm

Careful don't drop him, you wouldn't want him to end up in a whee.... nevermind

HOT MESS - Yep, Found it! In its native habitat!


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Rating: 4.38/5

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BoneCD - June 13, 2010, 7:37 am
Hey, when vacationing who needs a roll-a-board when you can pack a carry on, eh.


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Rating: 4.15/5

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Fatt Matt - February 4, 2010, 11:42 am
For an extra $50 I'll do it w/ my teeth.
spacedog - February 3, 2010, 7:15 pm
HA! That lady needs to go see Matt a little more frequently. 5Ls.
GreyScorpion - February 3, 2010, 6:48 pm
Derek - February 3, 2010, 6:48 pm
Somebody had some very straight pubes.


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Rating: 4.13/5

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GreyScorpion - February 3, 2010, 6:41 pm
do you have this video @ ronsart.com? 5L

FIGHTING ALLIGATORS - It's not an activity for the handicapped.


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Rating: 3.6/5

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Cubbybear - July 29, 2010, 1:36 pm
It grows back right? I've had hairdressers like that.

BESTIALITY - Damn! Don't you ever knock first?!



HER HAIR WEAVE - Who knew SATAN was a hair dresser?

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Rating: 3.36/5

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Faceplant31 - July 2, 2010, 6:22 pm

now thats facken funny! 5L

WHO'S THE BOSS - You are... say it louder.. YOU ARE

TISSUE CAT - is sick of you blowing your snots in his hair!

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Rating: 2.67/5

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HI - I'm amused

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Rating: 2.56/5

SHITY HAIRCUTS... - ...suck but this one's awesome!

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Rating: 2.33/5

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Rating: 4.75/5

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ICEMAN - December 30, 2010, 2:22 am
If this were Politifake, I would say he was using the teleprompter.
Airman - November 17, 2010, 4:07 pm

CUBBY'S BAR & GRILL - I've pulled her hair. I've given her frogs. She still doesn't seem to care.

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Rating: 4.72/5

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Sean - May 7, 2010, 12:07 am
Women. When you want to pull their hair, they say "Hey! Where's that frog you promised?" And when you give 'em a frog, they look at you like you should be pullin' their hair instead. Women. They don' know what they want. Cubby 'll tell ya.
Ed-Hyde - May 5, 2010, 2:33 pm
If you really want to show you care, wait a few years and then pop her bra strap.
GreyScorpion - May 5, 2010, 9:08 am
very nice, 5L
ICEMAN - May 4, 2010, 9:42 pm
I don't know what you are doing wrong... It always works for Cubby. 5 froggys.


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Rating: 4.7/5

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autumnspirit - February 2, 2011, 6:54 pm
Trying to follow, but she just stands there taunting me! Maybe I shouldn't have giving it a 5L, you damn tease Cubby! lol
Cubbybear - February 2, 2011, 9:17 am
(dirty) Mind reader :)
GreyScorpion - February 2, 2011, 8:59 am
I miss Porcelina too..5L...67148


BUGS BUNNY - He has pulled a few hares in his day.

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Rating: 3.71/5

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coldinjected - January 26, 2011, 10:34 pm
I hope pieman reads this and feels ashamed of making a mistake a year ago that you thankfully pointed out. Congrats. You changed nothing but moved a year poster to "latest comments". For that, my friend, "Fail".
StormyWonder - January 26, 2011, 10:22 pm
Fail. Jessica Rabbit is married to Roger Rabbit.

MINNESOTA CONVERTABLE - I just looove the feel of -33F wind blowing through my hair.

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Rating: 3.7/5

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CANADA - February 17, 2010, 11:44 pm
I want an old Nash Metro now
redhdsrbst - February 16, 2010, 10:31 pm
If it sits long enough to freeze, your not doing it right ;)
CANADA - February 16, 2010, 4:10 pm
the problem is you gota keep you beer warmed up or it will feeeze :( hard stuff at the shack for cold days
MO - February 16, 2010, 4:07 pm
Add a kegerator and you can bring the bar with you! I hear Iceman can hook you up!
CANADA - February 16, 2010, 4:04 pm
cant forget the paddle tracks and lots of picks
MO - February 16, 2010, 4:03 pm
Oh, and a lift kit.
CANADA - February 16, 2010, 4:02 pm
I'd run a turbo sprint motor. gives you in cab heat and lots of power.DAMN! now i really want one
MO - February 16, 2010, 4:00 pm
You'd end up trying to install twin turbos. And a hurst shifter....
CANADA - February 16, 2010, 3:58 pm
my town is right on the lake, I could go strait from the shack to the bar with this baby!
CANADA - February 16, 2010, 3:57 pm
This would be sweet for ice fishing.
MO - February 16, 2010, 3:53 pm
A little slow for your taste eh Canada? Slowing down in your old age? XD
CANADA - February 16, 2010, 3:46 pm
SWEET! i want one!


BUSH - Had a way of hiding the real points of concern

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Rating: 3.24/5

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DOGGIE HANGOVERS - Hair of the human that bit ya' !!

BACK HAIR - Don't knock it. Nascar fan's use it!

SENIOR PICTURES - It was bad enough to take them. How did you not burn them... all.

CHAIRBORNE RANGER - When you need an air strike call in the navy!

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Rating: 2/5

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launchpad - January 13, 2010, 12:48 pm
Air Force air support...When Army strong is not strong enough!!


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Rating: 4.82/5

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spacedog - March 3, 2011, 7:05 pm

THE LION-HEAD HAIR STYLE - Still won't get ya laid buddy, just put the condoms back.

ANGELA JOLIE - She can make an ugly chair look great!


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Rating: 4.47/5

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5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 9:44 pm
I showed Aut, Grey. She liked it
rerun - December 6, 2010, 8:55 pm

GreyScorpion - December 6, 2010, 8:53 pm
hey autumn, here's what bucktooth" Becky looked like before she blossomed
Mongo - April 3, 2010, 11:50 am
A fleeting moment of inspiration
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 11:49 am
No, because remember? She made 89901 which was a copy of 89883 which then spawned 89935 and 89937.
GreyScorpion - April 3, 2010, 11:46 am
guess she was a 1 and done :)
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 11:31 am
Heh heh... Whatever happened to Miss Plagiari-Pants?
thatonechick - February 9, 2010, 9:06 am
Hey Karen... If you're going to plagiarize, make sure the poster you're ripping off hasn't spent a week in the top 5.
Treehodger - February 5, 2010, 10:44 pm
Lol! A family friend of ours spanked his kid today, who is seven. The kid, crying, said that he is a pervert for touching his butt. So he got spanked again. XD I felt the story fit with the poster. 5L.
Kimjira1 - February 5, 2010, 5:30 pm
BoneCD - February 5, 2010, 6:17 am
5 tuck and cover poodles for you GS
phydeaux - February 4, 2010, 10:42 pm
Amsome! 5L for the perfect look on her face...
TheTrashHeap - February 4, 2010, 9:24 pm
Love scars
rerun - February 4, 2010, 8:31 pm

love hurts
ronsart - February 4, 2010, 8:23 pm
Super Job Grey! 5 Lion Kicks for u!...lol


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Rating: 4.42/5

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Sorry, Miley -

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Rating: 4.38/5

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A NEW WOMAN - Getting a new woman is like joining the army. You get a new hair cut, new clothes, And you get information on a need-to-know basis

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Rating: 4.36/5

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rerun - May 9, 2010, 9:57 am

How many people re up for a 2nd tour?
agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 3:17 am
Nice. 5L

A MAN'S HAIR IS NEVER HIS OWN. - It belongs to his mother, his First Sergeant, or his wife.

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Rating: 4.22/5

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GySgt1811 - March 25, 2011, 6:01 pm
Dammit, Top. Gimme my hair back. I can sure use it now.
MPsniper - March 24, 2011, 9:41 pm
HooaH. i was a first shirt. (MSG E-8)


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HAIR - We're sorry for the 80's

PERSEVERANCE - Don't cry next time you can't find your running headband

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Rating: 3.19/5

LIKE THEY SAY, YOU CAN NEVER GO BACK. - Thank God. Amen. Hallelujah.

TRICOPHOBIA - "Fear of Hair" Funny, my only fear is that my back hair is somehow sneaking up on me


METEORS - Striking the earth thousands of times each day, usually without consequence