Hair Demotivational Poster
POOR BUBBA -
MEN - We don't read the instructions. We do write better reviews though.
THE MIDDLE EAST - And we wonder why these guys kill themselves...
BUKKAKE - If you don't shower before bed, this is what happens to your pillow.
ADVICE - Some can be invaluable
STUPIDITY - Some people are only alive, because it is illegal to shoot them.
WHY - Spiders will never be called "Cute."
B A D A S S - Facial Hair is Cool... ...Evil Spock was the man. Even the Klingons feared this bad boy.
BOWL CUTS - They're killer
STANLEY TOOLS - Dedicated To Precision
CHEST HAIR -
HIPPIES - What's the matter? Forget your bong?
SCRUB THE PUD -
REDHEADS - Reject not your redheadedness, for to do so shall lead you to utter ruin.
LONELY - The worst feeling isn't being lonely, It's being forgotten by someone you could never forget.
HAIR HATS - His Hair is shaped like a fucking hat
THE PUBIC HARE - one of the few animals not hunted for it's skin.
MOVEMBER - That special time of year, when all men band together in an effort to look like their favourite 70's porn star.
HERMIONE GRANGER - Using the time-turner for unnatural pleasures since twenty minutes from now
COURAGE - Because Bowl Cuts on men havnt been in since the Middle Ages.
CHEST HAIR -
THEY SEE ME ROLLIN' - They hatin'
BREAST AWARENESS - Cash reward for finding hers. No questions asked.
PERSONAL EXPRESSION -
A D O R A B L E - Just because she looks that way...doesn't mean she is...because crazy is so cute!
your hair says a lot about you -
REMEMBER - THAT THREESOME WE'VE TALKED ABOUT? HAPPY BIRTHDAY
HAIR PULLING - It doesn't always have to be from the head
ARM PIT HAIR - C'mon, you know you wanna smell it.
MOTIFAKE THRONE - A true Motifake master makes an impression everywhere they go....
FEMALE MUSTACHE - Because God was pissed about what you did to your eye brows.
HAIR - Sometimes it's like putting sprinkles on a turd
I DON'T KNOW WHY - But I want one now
SHE WAS A WOMAN WITH RED HAIR AND GREEN EYES - the traits which Satan supposedly relished most in mortal females
CONGRATULATIONS - You now look different from the rest of the herd. Just like prey. Remember that when the lion comes.
RED HEADS - Too hot to handle to cold to care.
WRONG - Wrong, wrong, wrong, WRONG! There is no other word to describe this.
GREAT TIMING -
CHEST HAIR - Because what woman doesn't like masses of chest hair, especially fake chest hair?!?
PULLING HAIR -
LESBIAN FOREPLAY - Kinda like FELINE foreplay...but with HAIR PULLING and lingerie
MANHOOD - Yes, you can have TOO MUCH of it.
WALRUS MOUSTACHE - not only popular in the U, S and A
GRADUATING CLASS - From Douche-Bag High School
THEN HE SANG - The most beautiful aria I've ever heard!
HAIRLESS CHEWBACCA - Lost his win fur, now he has fail skin.
LOVE THEE -
The Hair job -
TIME OUT CHAIR - because everyone needs some quiet time
CROWD-ROLLING - fasten your seat-belt!
HOT MESS - Yep, Found it! In its native habitat!
PUBIC HAIR PULLER -
FIGHTING ALLIGATORS - It's not an activity for the handicapped.
HAIR - WITH A HOT BARBER LIKE HER. WHO CARES HOW THE HAIRCUT WILL END?
BESTIALITY - Damn! Don't you ever knock first?!
HER HAIR WEAVE - Who knew SATAN was a hair dresser?
GREAT INVENTIONS -
WHO'S THE BOSS - You are... say it louder.. YOU ARE
TISSUE CAT - is sick of you blowing your snots in his hair!
HI - I'm amused
SHITY HAIRCUTS... - ...suck but this one's awesome!
MARITAL AID -
CUBBY'S BAR & GRILL - I've pulled her hair. I've given her frogs. She still doesn't seem to care.
YOUR CARPET -
BUGS BUNNY - He has pulled a few hares in his day.
MINNESOTA CONVERTABLE - I just looove the feel of -33F wind blowing through my hair.
THIS JUST IN -
BUSH - Had a way of hiding the real points of concern
DOGGIE HANGOVERS - Hair of the human that bit ya' !!
BACK HAIR - Don't knock it. Nascar fan's use it!
SENIOR PICTURES - It was bad enough to take them. How did you not burn them... all.
CHAIRBORNE RANGER - When you need an air strike call in the navy!
THE LION-HEAD HAIR STYLE - Still won't get ya laid buddy, just put the condoms back.
ANGELA JOLIE - She can make an ugly chair look great!
YOUNG LOVE -
Sorry, Miley -
A NEW WOMAN - Getting a new woman is like joining the army. You get a new hair cut, new clothes, And you get information on a need-to-know basis
A MAN'S HAIR IS NEVER HIS OWN. - It belongs to his mother, his First Sergeant, or his wife.
HAIR PULLING -
NICE GUY -
HAIR - We're sorry for the 80's
PERSEVERANCE - Don't cry next time you can't find your running headband
LIKE THEY SAY, YOU CAN NEVER GO BACK. - Thank God. Amen. Hallelujah.
TRICOPHOBIA - "Fear of Hair" Funny, my only fear is that my back hair is somehow sneaking up on me
POLLING PLACE -
METEORS - Striking the earth thousands of times each day, usually without consequence
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