Girl Demotivational Poster
POOR BUBBA -
PEDOBEAR - IS EVERYWHERE!
E A S T E R - All I really need is love,but a little T & A now and then doesn't hurt! BTW...she loves hiding eggs
FAKE TAN - because it gives me that natural glow
ITALIAN GIRLS -
YOUR GIRLFRIEND - Has a weird Hobby
THEY SAY THAT GINGERS ARE EVIL! - I say "FUCKING GREAT!!!!!!!"
ROHYPNOL - An excellent substitute for charm and grace
M&M CHALLENGE - It's true , they really do melt in your mouth !
CURE FOR ALCOHOLISM -
SPIDERS - The common ground between grown men and little girls.
THE PERFECT WOMAN -
GAMER GIRLS - They exist, they just have crappy consoles.
THE MAZE - I Shit Bricks!
LUNA LOVEGOOD -
MELON HALVES - They make great bra cups...only if they fit.
THEY ARE JUST BOOBS - You Have Them Too, Maybe Just Not This Size
GIRLS ARE EVIL -
YOU'RE NOT DRUNK - if you can lie on the floor without holding on
STUPID BITCH -
FACT OF LIFE #573 - If there is a camera, Women will pose, no matter what they are doing.
RUSSIAN GIRL - The capitalist pigs wish they had it this good
PUSSY EATING - You're Doing it Wrong
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES - Just got a lot better
TIGRA - If you'd do her you're a furry If you wouldn't do her you're gay
ANIME GIRLS - Oh wait, that is a real girl. Never mind.
MEME FIGHT -
CAMEL TOE - A vaginal wedgie most commonly caused by tight pants that work their way into the crevices of the vagina.
WHAT DO I DO? - FUCK IT OR PUT A LEASH ON IT
ARMY GIRLS -
DECISIONS - Should Dick choose the hot redhead or the hot redhead?
SPARE GIRLFRIEND - just in case your first one breaks down
FRUSTRATION - No matter how long you look at it, the banana's never going to move.
PERFECTION - Comes in many colors, Today it is Yellow
EPIC BOOBS AND EPIC STARE - I believe it's called the total package
NO WOMAN WILL EVER BE SATISFIED - because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that shoots out money
GAY TEST - If You Noticed World Of Warcraft. I have bad news for you.
A PESSIMIST IS A MAN WHO THINKS ALL WOMEN ARE BAD - An optimist is a man who hopes they are.
GOOD GIRLS GO TO HEAVEN - Bad Girls Go Everywhere
COSPLAY GIRLS - They ruined Pikachu.... and made it a lot BETTER.
THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS... - When you skip a party to play World of Warcraft
GAMER GIRL - I am pretty sure I have found my next Wife.
GEEK GIRL -
OH SHIT.. - Run. Run and never look back.
NURSES - Caring, Compassionate, Amazing Shame they don't really look like this
POWER GIRL COSPLAYERS - What else do you go to cons for?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRL - I have a "special package" for you ...
STRENGTH - No Pain No Gain
RAPE SEAL -
BEER VS. GIRL - At least the beer cannot change its mind once you get its top off...
GERMAN GIRL - She can invade my pole-land any time
FRIENDS ARE LIKE WEDGIES -
LONG LEGS -
HEY LADY - I think your shoe is untied
GIRLS - ARE LIKE CONDOMS: THEY SPEND MORE TIME IN YOUR WALLET THAN ON YOUR DICK
HONEY!!!! - I got takeout
PLAY THE PLAYSTATION -
AM I DEAD ??? - Beer, hot girls in kilts, I must be in heaven...
SWEDISH GIRLS - Keeping it real since 1428.
READHEADS - Tame or Wild, They are Perfection!
ASIAN TROPHY WIFE - She can't cook or bake you a pie... ...but she can get you a beer and call take-out! She can stay for now.
THIS GUY - Has the best sandwich maker
KRYPTONITE - Redheads are mine
PEDOBEAR - Teenagers. Loving you now.
SAVING WHALES - Next time leave it alone... ...God beaches them for a reason.
MONEY SHOT - It's all fun until she gets shot in the eye ...
2 GIRLS - 1 CUP - Bit of a letdown after all the hype
GIRL FIGHT - “The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.” -Sun Tzu
FEMTROOPER - Now that's why I'm a fan of the Empire.
FLORIDA STATE -
A GIFT - I hope she fits...I really didn't know your size.
CALL OF BOOTY 4: MODERN WHORE-FARE - If someone would make it, it would be the greatest ever.
NASCAR - Safety equipment now comes with passenger side dual front airbags
S. T. F. U. !!!!!!!!!! - Now you will listen to my side of the story
SEXUAL PREDATOR - Next time turn invisible...dumbass! BTW...easy prey is a no-no
CENTRAL CONNECTICUT - Number one volleyball team in the nation. And it isn't close.
POINTER'S LAST CHICKFAKE (GOIN OUT BIG!) -
THE PERIODIC TABLE OF... - nom nom nom nom nom!
LEAP FROG - Somethings get better with age
GARFIELD - GOD, I love that cat
LUCKY AS CAN BE -
PATRIOTISM - It's a wonderful thing!
OH MY GOD! -
TOKIO HOTEL - When being emo and gay is not enough...
ARMY GIRL -
ALAS POOR YORICK - She knew him well...if you know what I mean.
EASY DATES - Dead girls can't say no ...
PEDO-BEAR - Wants to give you a special Lollipop !!
WORK SUCKS - Especially When You Have To Leave This At Home
SORRY GUYS -
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