Query tags with term: edward
TWILIGHT - Bella's First Handjob
TWILIGHT - Try sparkling now bitch !
BESTIALITY OR NECROPHILIA? - Which team are you on?
COUNT VON COUNT -
DON'T CALL ME SMALL! - I'll break down your legs and stick them on you head!
VAMPIRE BOYFRIENDS - Because Tampons Just Don't Cut It No More
TWILIGHT - Yeah, That's More Like It
BESTIALITY - Uh... sure why not
THE COUNT - Could Easily Kick Edward Cullen's Ass.
FIGHT CLUB - Ordering you not to fuck with us
ALUCARD IS AMUSED -
PARIS HILTON -
EDWARD D WOOD JR (ED WOOD) - Yeah, his movies sucked, but he had an excuse: he was one of 4000 Marines at Tarawa, and one of the 300 who survived. Even if he was wearing a pink bra and panties at the time.
WHO YOU GONNA CALL? - Anyone But Them KFC Maybe?
EDWARD CULLEN - If This Guy Is Edward Cullen, I'm The God Damn Fucking Tooth Fairy
ROBERT PATTINSON - THE UGLIEST SUMBITCH TO EVER BE LYNCHED ON THE SILVER SCREEN.
VAMPIRISM - You're Doing It Wrong.
WOODEN STAKE - Oh Edward! I have a gift for you! Come on out, you sparkly bastard!
RENESMEE - Because 100 years wasn't long enough to learn birth control.
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