Early Demotivational Poster
FAIL - Punching out the paper tape program by hand : 8 hours / Manually setting the mainframe : 11 hours / Running the program 6 hours. The result? COMPUTER SAYS.... "NO"
SLEEP LATE -
THE MEETING IS AT NOON -
HALLOWEEN TIPS - Remember kids if you get Mommy to dress like a school girl, Uncle Cubby will give you money.
I AM PARANOID IN REVERSE -
RED SHIRTS -
KNOWLEDGE IS POWER -
Yoga. The other monogamy. -
HAPPY HOUR -
LIFE BEFORE MOTIFAKE -
FLOPPY DISCS - These original, early examples were neither floppy nor disc shaped... Isn't it funny how quickly a media form becomes outdated? As soon as I transfer all of my porn...
CABRIOLET DRIVER -
VACATION BIBLE SCHOOL - We all took a little something from it
UNDENIABLE TRUTH - There could be a one hundred dollar bill taped to each of the first 26 pages, and you wouldn't even notice for at least 30 minutes.
MOOOOOOOOOO'S HIPPIE YEARS - Tune in, Turn on, Drop Out worked just fine
SPACEDOG VS THE WORLD -
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ASKING YOURSELF - Did he fire 36,000 rounds or only 35,000? So do you feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?
PRODUCT AMBASSADORS - Choose Wisely...
SOME MORNINGS -
CLASSICS - Somethings never really need to improve... They strike a chord in the human heart, and they get the girls!
EVEN THE GREATEST - Need a little alone time... Mind shuttin the door?
COLD IS THE NEW HOT - Feel the chill strike your spine... Your hairs stand on end... Not sure about the blue tongue
ICEMAN TRAINING - Not for everybody... oh the cold, the terrible cold
THEY CALLED HIM A FOOL - For building an ark in the middle of the forest. But he showed them all who was a fool when they all drowned.
O X Y M O R O N - Arizona's Iceman... Desert Iceman?
TOILET PAPER - there is clearly some on the floor
Black and White -