Drunk Demotivational Poster
FRIENDSHIP - is sitting next to the drunk asshole nobody else wants to sit next to.
TOO DRUNK - You'll know it when you see it.
EXCESSIVE ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION - The source of many horrible ideas. This one is no exception.
SCORE! - Look what I found! Somebody threw out a perfectly good white girl!
DRUNKEN MAGICAL GIRLS - Whisky + Vodka + Sailor Scouts= GOD'S GREATEST COCKTAIL MIX!!!!
YOU'RE NOT DRUNK - if you can lie on the floor without holding on
THEY TRIED TO MAKE ME GO TO REHAB - But I said "ho ho ho."
PUBLIC DRUNKENESS - Even after a few drinks, you can keep yourself heathy with new age treatments
SHITFACED - Yor doin it wrong
ALCOHOL - Your doing it wrong
ALCOHOL - It has to ability to preserve many things. Your dignity and virginity are not among them.
DRUNK MOUSE - Doesn't care.
look at that? -
KIM, THEY HAVE GLASSES - you don't have to suck on everything
PLAY THE PLAYSTATION -
DOLLAR GENERAL - all white trash 1/2 off
STRETCH MARKS THE SPOT -
CATS - Because sometimes they really help you
IT'S FRIDAY - I gotta get drunk and I sure do dread it....
HARD TIMES - When friends find it amusing to play with your ass.
ST PATRICK'S DAY - Just because you can claim to be Irish today, doesn't mean you can drink like it
A L C O H O L I S M - This Is When Drinking Becomes A Problem. When You Don't Even Care Anymore...
ROMANCE AND SEDUCTION - Why bother, just get the bitch drunk and wait ...
GAYTARD - Someone who is gay and retarded.
THINK TWICE - Remember: "Friending" Mom and Dad on MySpace means they can see your pictures... ALL of your pictures.
DATE RAPE - in 4...3...2...
THE GRILL MASTER -
ALCOHOL - Remember the first time you had a little too much to drink? Neither do I.
WINE ETIQUETTE -
BUGS BUNNY -
FRAT PARTIES - Animal House never seemed real until now
SOBRIETY TESTS - "Now Son, I'm going to need you to say the alphabet... Backwards." "Well, you got me. I'm not drunk, but I'm obviously too stupid to be driving."
PASSED OUT DRUNK -
SOMETIMES - you have to shout at your toilet
NEW FACEBOOK FRIENDS - She woke up with thirty new facebook friends and no idea how they got there
KUNG-FU PANDA - Is a magical movie.
FROSTY THE SNOWMAN - is drunk again.
WINE ETIQUETTE -
NO THANKS - I'm already shitfaced
TITTIE BUMP -
DRUNK SANTA -
UNWRAP - Flexible, drunk and passed out. Ready for the Sage Greybeards of Motifake!
PARTY GIRL SAYS - "You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship; a self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes..."
BEST CHRISTMAS - That I Can't Remember
BEER GOGGLES - Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
EVEN SUPERHEROES FUCK UP - When Spidey drinks too much, it gets ugly real fast
PEEPS MY ASS! - THIS is MY kind of EASTER TREAT!
RANDOM TRASHY SLUT -
A HARD NIGHT OF DRINKING - You Should See The Girl He Woke Up Next To
YOUR LUCKY DAY - Looks like you can save that chloroform for tomorrow night!
LIFE - ain't it grand..............
NOT ENOUGH ALCOHOL -
WORLDS SEXIEST NINJA - Just try and resist his ultimate power
ONE MORE BEER - Then the hot dogs will be ready.
OUCH! - well, don't say we didn't warn you
ALCOHOL - dignity remover in a bottle
It's Not A Party -
HOW DRUNK WAS I LAST NIGHT -
BEERS - I like to buy women a lot of drinks, not so much to lessen their inhibitions as to lower their standards.
TRADITIONS - "Don't talk to me about Naval tradition! It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash." --Winston Churchill
SUNDAY MORNING - you always find yourself in the strangest places
FACEPLANT - Coming right up in 3... 2...
DRUNK COLLEGE GIRLS - OH FUCK YEA!!!!!!!
DRUNK SEX - one of them is going to regret it
LONG NIGHT - WHEN YOU WAKE UP SO HUNGOVER YOU DON'T WANT TO COUGH FOR FEAR OF PUKING
THE GREATEST LOVE -
VODKA - Connecting People
WAKEUP CALL -
WINE ETIQUETTE -
W.C. FIELDS -
SITTING - You're doing it wrong.
REALIZATION - That in your drunken stupor, the “Hooker” you picked up is actually a Grizzly Bear.
A HOOKER'S CREDO -
PARENTAL JUDGEMENT - Some have it, some settle for a good laugh
STEREOTYPING - Scottish = Mean Drunk even hundreds of years from now
'EY, YOU! - Get in mah belleh!
CHECK FREUD -
ONE MORE DRINK -
MOM IS DRUNK AGAIN - We better give her a hand, she will never make it in the house that way
LATEST POLLS -
WHAT ARE THE CHANCES -
MONEY OR TEQUILA - Personally I prefer the tequila, that way I can get drunk and laid
ACTUALLY, IT ONLY TAKES ONE DRINK TO GET ME LOADED - Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.
GUESS WHAT - Its not rape if she's playing with herself
ALCOHOL - Responsible For Moments Of Brilliance Like This For Thousands Of Years
DONT'T DRINK AND DRIVE - But drinking and sign making is alright
COLLEGE LIFE -
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