Query tags with term: drunk
FRIENDSHIP - is sitting next to the drunk asshole nobody else wants to sit next to.
TOO DRUNK - You'll know it when you see it.
SCORE! - Look what I found! Somebody threw out a perfectly good white girl!
YOU'RE NOT DRUNK - if you can lie on the floor without holding on
DRUNKEN MAGICAL GIRLS - Whisky + Vodka + Sailor Scouts= GOD'S GREATEST COCKTAIL MIX!!!!
THEY TRIED TO MAKE ME GO TO REHAB - But I said "ho ho ho."
ALCOHOL - Your doing it wrong
IT'S FRIDAY - I gotta get drunk and I sure do dread it....
HARD TIMES - When friends find it amusing to play with your ass.
DRUNK MOUSE - Doesn't care.
ST PATRICK'S DAY - Just because you can claim to be Irish today, doesn't mean you can drink like it
DOLLAR GENERAL - all white trash 1/2 off
ROMANCE AND SEDUCTION - Why bother, just get the bitch drunk and wait ...
THINK TWICE - Remember: "Friending" Mom and Dad on MySpace means they can see your pictures... ALL of your pictures.
WINE ETIQUETTE -
KIM, THEY HAVE GLASSES - you don't have to suck on everything
BUGS BUNNY -
SOBRIETY TESTS - "Now Son, I'm going to need you to say the alphabet... Backwards." "Well, you got me. I'm not drunk, but I'm obviously too stupid to be driving."
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