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Drunk Demotivational Poster

FRIENDSHIP - is sitting next to the drunk asshole nobody else wants to sit next to.

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Rating: 2.27/5

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TOO DRUNK - You'll know it when you see it.

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Rating: 2.5/5

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EXCESSIVE ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION - The source of many horrible ideas. This one is no exception.

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Rating: 3.71/5

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Pikeman - October 28, 2015, 10:38 am
the guy wasn't drunk when he got it. the lines are too clean for that.
birddseedd - November 4, 2012, 9:16 am
the artist did a really freakin good job tho. gotta give him credit for that.
thatonechick - July 30, 2010, 9:54 am

SCORE! - Look what I found! Somebody threw out a perfectly good white girl!


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Rating: 2.77/5

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rudeboy308 - October 11, 2010, 2:56 pm
One of my absolute favorites--I even use it as a wallpaper sometimes!
McGlen - June 10, 2010, 7:49 am
Great! I luv slutty manga girls!

YOU'RE NOT DRUNK - if you can lie on the floor without holding on

THEY TRIED TO MAKE ME GO TO REHAB - But I said "ho ho ho."

PUBLIC DRUNKENESS - Even after a few drinks, you can keep yourself heathy with new age treatments

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Rating: 4.35/5

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OneManDemolition - September 7, 2014, 2:52 pm
I lol'd

SHITFACED - Yor doin it wrong

ALCOHOL - Your doing it wrong

ALCOHOL - It has to ability to preserve many things. Your dignity and virginity are not among them.

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Rating: 4.7/5

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DRUNK MOUSE - Doesn't care.

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Bandit5906 - December 4, 2012, 10:53 am
Sick, but very funny!
spacedog - March 6, 2010, 6:34 pm
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 6:13 pm
Your sense of smell must be better than mine.
Hremsfeld - March 6, 2010, 6:09 pm
So *this* is what they mean by "the second mouse gets the cheese..."

look at that? -

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FearlessFreddie - May 22, 2013, 4:16 pm
Until I have been to bed with her, I have no idea if she is any "good."

KIM, THEY HAVE GLASSES - you don't have to suck on everything

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Grim1812 - August 19, 2010, 8:59 pm
... It use to be Hamburger Helper. Yes. Before the bottles of tequila it was, anyway.
BennyChick - April 3, 2010, 10:19 am
Hey....so thats where my Ps1 went...i want it back now thank you
R.S.Jake - February 17, 2010, 11:10 am
That's not vomit. It was a bowl of HamburgerHelper... oh god, it WAS Hamburger Helper, right? Come on guys! That's not funny! I suppose that's my sister you set me up with too huh? Oh my GOD!!! Sis!?!?!
fakename - February 17, 2010, 9:31 am
the bowl of vomit would kinda ruin it for me!
Sonson - February 17, 2010, 3:27 am
OMG is this a old pic or does someone stil play the PS1
CANADA - February 17, 2010, 1:20 am
aggy is always lookin out for others
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 12:50 am
Go home... take the Playstation with you... I'll handle this.

DOLLAR GENERAL - all white trash 1/2 off

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Rating: 3.96/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 28, 2013, 11:26 pm
I'll take one, she maybe white trash, but she's sexy white trash.
bigsouthfork - January 21, 2013, 8:44 pm
Looks like Miley got drunk again.


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Rating: 2.88/5
agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 11:18 am

CATS - Because sometimes they really help you

IT'S FRIDAY - I gotta get drunk and I sure do dread it....

HARD TIMES - When friends find it amusing to play with your ass.

ST PATRICK'S DAY - Just because you can claim to be Irish today, doesn't mean you can drink like it

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Rating: 4.59/5

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A L C O H O L I S M - This Is When Drinking Becomes A Problem. When You Don't Even Care Anymore...

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Rating: 4.63/5

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agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 12:28 pm
I got to this point by 25.... and proud of it!
[email protected] - March 18, 2010, 11:37 pm
These girls have moderate 2 acceptable breasts. I only stop drinking 4 44-48DD. i start again at 56EEE to settle my nerves!!
Cubbybear - March 18, 2010, 11:25 pm
We all had that moment at least once
Produceman117 - March 18, 2010, 11:10 pm
Me too. Not my proudest moment.
ICEMAN - March 18, 2010, 11:09 pm
I've had a few nights at a bar like that, unfortunately.

ROMANCE AND SEDUCTION - Why bother, just get the bitch drunk and wait ...

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Rating: 4.44/5

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GAYTARD - Someone who is gay and retarded.

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Rating: 2.07/5

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Dignity -

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Rating: 4.58/5

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THINK TWICE - Remember: "Friending" Mom and Dad on MySpace means they can see your pictures... ALL of your pictures.

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Rating: 3.38/5

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DSATHeDRiZZLe - April 24, 2010, 11:06 pm
It's kinda like Pacific Playland ala Zombieland...minus the good soundtrack
CoolioIndeed - April 24, 2010, 11:02 pm
Myspace, Sean, is the internet's abandoned amusement park.

DATE RAPE - in 4...3...2...

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Rating: 3.18/5

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DonnieBluesky - January 13, 2013, 12:09 am
Really? Which poster?
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 9:34 pm
WTF? This has been done better!


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Rating: 4.14/5

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lesterinside - January 24, 2011, 8:28 am
Best with Cola
Peso - January 24, 2011, 8:08 am
Oy, that's gonna leave a mark that no amount of buffing compound will remove.
Zapper - January 23, 2011, 1:06 pm
Use Hyper Beam!
Airman - January 21, 2011, 1:50 pm
once with that stuff was enough for me


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Rating: 4.94/5

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spacedog - September 3, 2010, 5:26 pm
LogicDude - September 3, 2010, 3:03 pm
And never, ever ask for your meat "rare"...
Airman - September 3, 2010, 11:52 am
LOL. Grilling will never be the same
Faceplant31 - September 3, 2010, 11:00 am

Nice one cub, 5L

ALCOHOL - Remember the first time you had a little too much to drink? Neither do I.

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Rating: 4.42/5

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Faceplant31 - August 4, 2010, 1:53 am

Shoo, the last time i remember being drunk was last night and thats about as far back as i can remember
ICEMAN - August 4, 2010, 1:31 am
I do. Trying to ride a bike & collect for your paper route while tanked on malt liquor was a bitch.




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Rating: 2.18/5

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FRAT PARTIES - Animal House never seemed real until now

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Rating: 3.9/5

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culos - October 17, 2011, 6:12 am
After a night on the booze we all feel a little horse sometimes, don't we? (pardon the pun)

SOBRIETY TESTS - "Now Son, I'm going to need you to say the alphabet... Backwards." "Well, you got me. I'm not drunk, but I'm obviously too stupid to be driving."


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Rating: 4.33/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2010, 1:49 am

Jesus would get a loaf, 2 fishes and then he would......Wait, maybe that's what TTH would do.......Dirty,dirty TTH.
agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 11:24 pm
That one gets you 90 days in the joint.
Cubbybear - June 25, 2010, 11:06 pm
you forgot lift the shirt...then snap the photo
agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 10:56 pm
Then, look for a new girlfriend... in another state.
agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 10:56 pm
In this case, the first thing you always do is to find her cell phone, snap this picture, and send to all.
agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 10:55 pm
The "Immaculate Conception" alibi is sounding good about now.

SOMETIMES - you have to shout at your toilet

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Rating: 2.71/5

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NEW FACEBOOK FRIENDS - She woke up with thirty new facebook friends and no idea how they got there

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Rating: 4.35/5

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KUNG-FU PANDA - Is a magical movie.

FROSTY THE SNOWMAN - is drunk again.


NO THANKS - I'm already shitfaced


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Rating: 4.84/5

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Bandit5906 - March 3, 2015, 11:07 pm
Ahhh Johnny Walker!

UNWRAP - Flexible, drunk and passed out. Ready for the Sage Greybeards of Motifake!

PARTY GIRL SAYS - "You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship; a self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes..."

BEST CHRISTMAS - That I Can't Remember

BEER GOGGLES - Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

EVEN SUPERHEROES FUCK UP - When Spidey drinks too much, it gets ugly real fast


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Rating: 3.81/5

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guyfox - April 10, 2011, 2:24 am
praise the saints because this is my heaven...........although I don't see Claire :)


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autumnspirit - January 4, 2011, 12:00 am
OHHHH that's bad! Funny! And oh, sooo in trouble honey! (not you Cubby)

A HARD NIGHT OF DRINKING - You Should See The Girl He Woke Up Next To

YOUR LUCKY DAY - Looks like you can save that chloroform for tomorrow night!

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Rating: 3.85/5

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TED - March 19, 2010, 2:55 pm

LIFE - ain't it grand..............

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Rating: 3.25/5

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WORLDS SEXIEST NINJA - Just try and resist his ultimate power

ONE MORE BEER - Then the hot dogs will be ready.

OUCH! - well, don't say we didn't warn you

ALCOHOL - dignity remover in a bottle

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Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - November 16, 2014, 5:06 am
So true

It's Not A Party -

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agdaniele - March 24, 2011, 7:55 pm
spacedog - March 24, 2011, 7:14 pm
Very nice, Valkor. 5L
crankyhead - March 24, 2011, 3:20 pm


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ICEMAN - December 1, 2010, 8:39 pm
We used to play checkers that way. The games went much quicker... and so did the players.
Faceplant31 - December 1, 2010, 8:16 pm

and that is all that matters right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 1, 2010, 8:11 pm

pretty sure I mistook the front door for the bathroom door....I won the game though.
rerun - December 1, 2010, 8:04 pm

at least you made it outside to puke.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 1, 2010, 8:00 pm

We used Grand Marnier for the queen, Escorial for the King,Rye for the Bishops, Vodka for the knights and gin for the Rooks...all the pawns were southern comfort....and then I threw up in my own front yard and on my steps.
rerun - December 1, 2010, 7:51 pm

It was rather expensive when I was in HS, considering we had to pay a "premium" to have the legal guy buy it. we had to buy his as well.
Faceplant31 - December 1, 2010, 7:49 pm

Pabst is cool if you are broke and have nothing to do the next day. That sh!t produces some bad hangovers.
rerun - December 1, 2010, 7:47 pm

I didn't think they still made Pabst beer, that was all we could afford in high school.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 1, 2010, 7:46 pm

I have a similar chess set. We play with a variety of hard alcohol shots though...Not girly beer shots.
forseti - December 1, 2010, 4:40 pm
the heavy alcoholics I see in the streets seem to be great drinkers without any memory, concentration, imagination or strong will...

BEERS - I like to buy women a lot of drinks, not so much to lessen their inhibitions as to lower their standards.

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mongo004 - December 7, 2011, 7:37 am
I'd drink to that
mariand - November 9, 2011, 5:09 pm
lol...I like this perspective

TRADITIONS - "Don't talk to me about Naval tradition! It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash." --Winston Churchill

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Reality Lord - August 30, 2010, 11:11 pm
flint - August 30, 2010, 3:08 pm
You can't beat Winny for a classic quote, nice one Jack 5L

SUNDAY MORNING - you always find yourself in the strangest places

FACEPLANT - Coming right up in 3... 2...

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Rating: 2.64/5

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DRUNK SEX - one of them is going to regret it

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Cubbybear - June 29, 2010, 12:39 am
Wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't so tempting
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 10:56 pm
This is a sexy situation... to anyone who hasn't had a woman in this condition.


VODKA - Connecting People

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Detwyler - March 31, 2010, 2:12 pm
thx^^ will look it up asap
Faceplant31 - March 31, 2010, 2:08 pm

You can use paint and just upload the poster. Cruise the forums there is a lot of info on where and posters can be made
Detwyler - March 31, 2010, 2:03 pm
wanted to do it but dont know how to do it here
forseti - March 31, 2010, 1:54 pm
LOL - should have used the NOKIA-font ;)





SITTING - You're doing it wrong.

REALIZATION - That in your drunken stupor, the “Hooker” you picked up is actually a Grizzly Bear.

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PARENTAL JUDGEMENT - Some have it, some settle for a good laugh

STEREOTYPING - Scottish = Mean Drunk even hundreds of years from now

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'EY, YOU! - Get in mah belleh!


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Ed-Hyde - July 20, 2010, 9:33 am
Definitely 5 late night poodles. Time to break out the headphones again. she has a headache.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 8:24 pm
LMAO!!! I was just sayin'
Sean - July 18, 2010, 8:03 pm
His second cannister of chloroform???
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:15 pm

He's on something all right..........
Cubbybear - July 18, 2010, 2:54 pm
Aggys on a roll again
Cubbybear - July 18, 2010, 2:37 pm
Funny...5 married poodles


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Rating: 4.5/5

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agdaniele - June 16, 2010, 10:40 pm
Still LOL!


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RONHUSTLEMAN - August 25, 2012, 3:00 pm

MOM IS DRUNK AGAIN - We better give her a hand, she will never make it in the house that way

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Rating: 4.42/5

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mariand - September 9, 2011, 11:31 am
she isn't drunk...just her head is somehow heavier...lol



MONEY OR TEQUILA - Personally I prefer the tequila, that way I can get drunk and laid

ACTUALLY, IT ONLY TAKES ONE DRINK TO GET ME LOADED - Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.

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GUESS WHAT - Its not rape if she's playing with herself

ALCOHOL - Responsible For Moments Of Brilliance Like This For Thousands Of Years


DONT'T DRINK AND DRIVE - But drinking and sign making is alright

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