Query tags with term: december
FORTUNE BURRITO -
DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.
INAPPROPRIATE GIFTS - Sure it would be rude not to say "Thanks" But how DO you respond to Uncle Steve's comment, "I made it from a cast of my own hands"?
BOOBIES? WHO NEEDS THEM - If you think of it, they're just buttocks with a pimple!
JESUS - He wasn't just hung from a cross!
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS - When you give the Hulk a lump of coal for Christmas
REMEMBER, KIDS... - When you find yourself at the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on!
JESUS MONTAGE - we don't celebrate Christmas because of his birth... We celebrate Christmas in honor of his wacky shenanigans.
ODE TO HER PUPAE - Her colorful wings flap and did flutter, but that cocoon she left on the ground made me recoil and shudder...
ARTIFICIAL TREES - Apparently they're another fine product brought to you by Wayne Industries and sponsored by the Goddamn Batman
HAIKUS - Haikus are poetry. Sure. And Quantum Mechanics is math too.
MERRY CHRISTMAS! - From MWLF and the family (pictured is our annual abduction of Santa Claus)
NEED A MIRACLE? - Want to get money from GoldenPalace.com? Then make and sell your OWN Jesus Grilled Cheese! Call now and get FREE shipping!
CHRISTMAS BUSHES -
YOUTH - Without sports or thoughts of Mother-in-laws to distract them, 2 out of every 10 fish suffer from Premature Spawning
YOUR LACK OF FAITH - isn't very disturbing NOW, is it?
ECONOMIC DEPRESSION -
YOUR SINS - Jesus' eternal healthcare plan covers everything - even those problems you were born with!
VISIONS OF BEAUTY -
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