Cute Demotivational Poster
IRISH SAYING - “Don't miss all the beautiful colors of the rainbow looking for that pot of gold.”
MORTICIA ADDAMS -
THEY SAY THAT GINGERS ARE EVIL! - I say "FUCKING GREAT!!!!!!!"
THEY ARE JUST BOOBS - You Have Them Too, Maybe Just Not This Size
PLEASE SIR - Think of the children
CAFFEINE - You don't think we're this fucking chipper by accident, do you?
AWWW - he just wants a hug
FACT OF LIFE #573 - If there is a camera, Women will pose, no matter what they are doing.
WHY - Spiders will never be called "Cute."
WHAT DO I DO? - FUCK IT OR PUT A LEASH ON IT
EPIC BATTLE OVER CUTENESS - Pick your favorite.
EPIC WIN -
PERFECTION - Comes in many colors, Today it is Yellow
NO WOMAN WILL EVER BE SATISFIED - because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that shoots out money
A PESSIMIST IS A MAN WHO THINKS ALL WOMEN ARE BAD - An optimist is a man who hopes they are.
THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS... - When you skip a party to play World of Warcraft
BEACH VOLLEYBALL - Has there ever been a better spectator sport ?
HONEY!!!! - I got takeout
READHEADS - Tame or Wild, They are Perfection!
ASIAN TROPHY WIFE - She can't cook or bake you a pie... ...but she can get you a beer and call take-out! She can stay for now.
RABBITS - Nature's Cute and Cuddly Little Rapists
LEAP FROG - Somethings get better with age
GARFIELD - GOD, I love that cat
COSPLAY - And you thought it was gross. Look how adorable this is!
WORK SUCKS - Especially When You Have To Leave This At Home
SOCK PUPPETS - They love to get fisted!
WANNA TRY ANAL? - Sometimes a picture is worth a Thousand Words
Venus Dimples -
THE G-SPOT - She found it!!
ROUGH SEX!! - yes!! This will be one of those times
MUNCHING. - Because 'OM NOM NOM NOM' just wasn't good enough.
JAILBAIT LINEUP - I am pretty sure this is a trap, But I could be wrong!
REALLY??? - You are on the phone right now?
BEING CUTE - Doesn't always work...
NICE..... - What the fuck were we talking about again?
Cuteness Contest -
CUTE? - "Help!! The cuteness is smothering me!" Don't do it! The moment he's out, he'll slash of your phallus!
A D O R A B L E - Just because she looks that way...doesn't mean she is...because crazy is so cute!
SILENCE OF THE LAMBS - The cute adorable version
THE ATOMIC BOMB - Some good came out of it...Japanese mutant tits! Well...I thought it was funny. Nevermind...nothing to see
I LOVE CHARADES!!! - Are you brushing your teeth with something???
DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK! - 30 seconds is more than enough time in some sporting events
DINNER! - I have plans for you tonight, num, num, num...
I'M NOT AGAINST HALF NAKED GIRLS - not as often as I'd like to be. ~Benny Hill
FOLLOW YOU INTO THE WOODS? - Can't we just go to a movie instead?
B R A V E R Y - Never confuse it with STUPIDITY... ...your life may depend on it.
FREE ADMISSION!!!!! - FUCK YEA!
CELEBRITY TWINS - Reality is always STRANGER than Fiction. It's pretty sad when a MUPPET looks Better than you...ugly bastard!
UNCLE JERRY? - Why Are You Under My Bed?
THIS IS A WOMAN'S WORLD -
SEE I TOLD YOU! - This car has a ton of legroom.
TO CATCH A PREDATOR - This Ought To Do It
THE INVENTOR OF THE DIGITAL CAMERA - Should get a Nobel Peace Prize
PREDATORS - The Hair Always Gives Them Away
CRAZY GIRLFRIENDS! - You Cheat! You Die!
MAY I SAY SOMETHING? - God...you glasses are huge! I glad I got that off YOUR chest.
Pedobear Special Attack Force -
NOT MY DAUGHTER!!!!! - Thanks Naive Fathers Everywhere
DUAL AIRBAGS - I can only hope they are deployed
ALRIGHT! - You can stay since you won't put your damn clothes back on.
I AM REALLY STARTING TO LIKE THIS BAGGY PANTS LOOK -
ALCOHOL = NUDITY - Works on 3 out of 4 Females
DRIVE IN MOVIES! - You youngsters don't have a clue what you missed.
SELF PICS - There is a Wrong Way and a Right Way ALWAYS BE RIGHT!!!!!
I LOVE YOU!!!! - For Your Personality
GANG SIGNS - They sure have changed since I was a Gangbanger
PLEASE STOP FAPPING! - Think of the kittens!
JUSTICE LEAGUE OF ANIME - Someday, fanboys! Someday!
KITTENS & HEARTS -
POSITIVE ATTITUDE - Sometimes you just know that things are progressing the way you want.
PLEASE GOD!!!!! - Don't let me wake up
LUBE IS FOR SISSIES -
A GOOD WIFE - Will always have dinner on the table when I get home
AN APPLE A DAY... -
THEY CALL IT P.M.S. - Because Mad Cow Was Already Taken
MY KIND OF WOMAN! - I wish they all thought like this! She has her priorities in order!
YOU LAUGH BECAUSE I'M DIFFERENT........... - I laugh cause I just farted!
AAAAWWWWWW! - Fuck!
HOLY SHIT!! - Has it been 28 days already?
HAVING YOUR CAKE AND EATING IT TOO - It can be done
HUNTING BIGFOOT - Even if I don't catch him, I get to fuck the bait
BEWILDERED BLONDE - Just Tell Her It's Naked Tuesday. Works Everytime
CAN I HAVE A LICK? - Very appropriate in this situation.
IGNORING INTUITION - Knowing you are going to catch an S.T.D. but you don't really care.
BUTT CLEAVAGE -
YES HONEY, I LOVE YOU. - But don't you think this Role Playing is getting a little out of hand?
THE LOOK - This is where you give her whatever she wants
SUMMER CAMP - A great place to learn new things
RULE OF THUMB -
LET'S PLAY LION TAMER.. - You Growl and I'll feed you the meat
THE MOST ELOQUENT SILENCE; - that of two mouths meeting in a kiss.
DRUNKEN BRIDESMAIDS!! - Making Weddings a little more tolerable
BABY SITTING - Must not eat the babies!God I hope this doesn't end up on the internet...the guys will never let it down
GIRLS IN GLASSES - They Can Steal My Sunny D Anytime They Want
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