Control Demotivational Poster
REDNECKS - You may laugh at them... But they are the best at finding simple solutions To complex problems
THE PILL - THE SECOND BEST THING A WOMAN CAN PUT IN HER MOUTH TO AVOID PREGNANCY
GUN CONTROL: - The theory that a woman found dead in an alley is somehow morally superior to a woman explaining how her attacker got those fatal wounds
BIRTH CONTROL PILLS - The second best thing a woman can put in her mouth to prevent pregnancy
MISCARRIAGE- 5000 POINTS - Why spend 200 dollars on an abortion?
HYPOCRISY - When Your Church Doesn't Allow Birth Control, But Turns A Blind Eye To Pedophilia.
GUN CONTROL - This is the only gun you'll need, once my domestic police force eliminates all crime (and opposition to my eventual world domination).
SELF CONTROL -
ARMED SOCCER MOM - They will not play possum They will not compromise the safety of their child
20/20 HINDSIGHT - Rerun still regrets the night he demonstrated the Chicken Dance at the bar mitzvah
MORAL STARE -
RESPONSE TIME - When seconds count, the police are only minutes away...
2ND AMENDMENT -
AN ARMED SOCIETY... - ...is a polite society.
GIVE PEACE A CHANCE - And don't forget to bring plenty of ammo! (to convince the naysayers)
BIRTH CONTROL - FUCKING USE IT!!!!!
A COMPLETE MORON - you aren't till you can't decide which button to press
BIRTH CONTROL -
BAD KITTY -
BIRTH CONTROL -
BIRTH CONTROL - When all else fails, Try the .50 caliber option.
SOCIAL CONSCIENCE -
UNPREPARED - This guy is not.
BRAIN CANCER - What happens when you think banning assault weapons will bring down crime.
BIRTH CONTROL - Old School.
PONG - It's hard to believe this is what started it all, and that they called it a VIDEO game. Now you could use it to punish your kids.
GODS CONTROL BUTTONS -
HOPLOPHOBIA (N.) - an irrational fear of weapons
ANIME - Just nod your head and pretend you understand
BIRTH CONTROL - ogres should use it too
LIBERALS - How they see regular Americans.
MIND CONTROL - With great power comes great responsibility. Now get me a beer!
ARMED RESPONSIBLE TEENAGER - Just like sexual education, not knowing about something doesn't make them any safer... So please, teach them how to shoot!
Gun Control -
QUALITY CONTROL - Will Be Enforced Here At All Times
CATCH 22 -
UNSPUN YARN -
BIRTH CONTROL - There comes a time in life when she no longer has to take her little birth control pill. It isn't long after that you question your desire to take your little blue pill. Well... at least when she is around.
BIRTH CONTROL - Because HE doesn't want to have YOUR baby.
MAY 9, 1960 -
CROWD CONTROL -
BIRTH CONTROL - right about now you wish you had used it.
PULLING OUT -
CUBBYBEAR & LOGICDUDE -
I EXERCISE STRONG CONTROL -
GAS MASKS - In Russia, a mandatory gear for traffic control.
BAD PHOTOSHOP? - Absolutely not
CTRL + V -
911 WHAT'S YOUR EMERGENCY? - Caller: My husband can't find the remote control to the TV and he just... Operator: Calm down, what brand was it?
CHEMTRAIL DELIVERY SYSTEM - Governments worldwide secretly use them to control the minds of their citizens.
RUNWAYS - Good to the last inch
A GOOD THING - You can't beat an armed woman. (That can be taken two ways...both good!)
CONTRACEPTION - They Do It With The Face
BIRTH CONTROL - Now available in Wash N Wear
ANIMAL CONTROL - Dealing with the Timmies of the canine variety for decades.
ARMED SOCCER MOM - They give a whole new meaning to "team work" and taking out the trash!
BIRDS CONTROL - Wings? - check - Feathers? - check - Beak? - Check Ok, That's A Bird. Next...
It Is All In The Wrists -