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Control Demotivational Poster

REDNECKS - You may laugh at them... But they are the best at finding simple solutions To complex problems

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ICEMAN - July 6, 2010, 10:22 pm
You sillymike you. What are you doing crashing our 4th of July block party?
Reality Lord - July 6, 2010, 9:37 pm
didn't i see these guys in that movie "the Road"?


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shmoe13 - December 1, 2010, 6:49 pm
GG but still funny
Neener - October 24, 2010, 5:13 pm
I love this one
forseti - October 7, 2010, 2:43 am
Debkins - October 6, 2010, 11:45 pm
hangmanheadphones - October 6, 2010, 10:55 pm
Not often.
agdaniele - October 6, 2010, 9:38 pm
Ya think?
hangmanheadphones - October 6, 2010, 9:32 pm
I think they're going elsewhere with that Aggy.
agdaniele - October 6, 2010, 9:19 pm
Please tell me the other one is a nipple.

GUN CONTROL: - The theory that a woman found dead in an alley is somehow morally superior to a woman explaining how her attacker got those fatal wounds


BIRTH CONTROL PILLS - The second best thing a woman can put in her mouth to prevent pregnancy

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Rating: 4.7/5

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mariand - August 12, 2011, 4:06 pm
lol... cool 5L

MISCARRIAGE- 5000 POINTS - Why spend 200 dollars on an abortion?

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 12:04 am

Jacob - May 23, 2010, 12:00 am
well theres one way to get rid of it... lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 29, 2010, 9:32 am

You're weird.....I like it.
booger13 - March 29, 2010, 9:31 am
~(ctd) im VERY PRO CHOICE btw , and believe that rape/incest crims should have themselves cut slow and painfully (saw/thai torture films Style) hitting EVERY NERVE as the victim enjoys TRUE justice .
booger13 - March 29, 2010, 9:29 am
well it is EPIC , n if u dont like this , odds are you want a girl who got pregz via rape / incest to bring the child in2 the world . if so STFU. Zelda didnt want to shag ganon, an link aint letting that perminant Scar out of her body

HYPOCRISY - When Your Church Doesn't Allow Birth Control, But Turns A Blind Eye To Pedophilia.

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zombie2093 - September 24, 2012, 12:44 pm
talking about pedophilia look in to the people who run the goverments world wide, the vatican is just the tip of the ice burg fuck you dick cheney

GUN CONTROL - This is the only gun you'll need, once my domestic police force eliminates all crime (and opposition to my eventual world domination).


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DonnieBluesky - February 22, 2013, 9:00 am
Fuck! What a waste of good food! All those waffles in the tub and your dead skin cells! Ugh, GTFO! I'm serious!
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 11:42 am
ICEMAN - June 3, 2010, 8:13 pm
Those waffles smell fishy.
R.S.Jake - June 3, 2010, 5:48 pm
Syrup Pocket...Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....
Cubbybear - June 3, 2010, 5:33 pm
I see a pocket that will hold syrup under all those waffles
R.S.Jake - June 3, 2010, 3:56 pm
Kind of random remark Cubby, what about this pic says "waffles" to you? I see a hot chick but I see no waffles...I am getting hungry though.....
Cubbybear - June 3, 2010, 2:46 pm
God I love waffles

ARMED SOCCER MOM - They will not play possum They will not compromise the safety of their child

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20/20 HINDSIGHT - Rerun still regrets the night he demonstrated the Chicken Dance at the bar mitzvah

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Jalozyin - July 15, 2011, 8:08 pm
But hiding from the sunlight is what I do best!
Bartimaeus - April 9, 2010, 6:24 am
Don't be ashamed. lol You, my friend, are part of the topic demographic; count yourself among the nerdy...but not quite THAT nerdy. It's not bad to understand these things. Just don't fear women, or hide from the sunlight.
Hasbunmb - April 8, 2010, 10:01 am
LOL, I hate that I understood that....


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StephanieTash - October 14, 2010, 7:04 am
ha ha!! research paper help

RESPONSE TIME - When seconds count, the police are only minutes away...

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fascistfrenchman - June 12, 2010, 5:01 am
Welcome to Texas, where you get a free pistol with every bottle of Jack.

AN ARMED SOCIETY... - ...is a polite society.

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stenusmc - August 29, 2010, 9:56 am
He is my favorite author too...read two comments down...I simply rushed myself.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 28, 2010, 5:43 pm

If you're gonna quote Heinlein....at least give him credit....1L (don't steal lines from my favorite author)
Zook - August 28, 2010, 5:18 pm
I like it 5 armed Lions

GIVE PEACE A CHANCE - And don't forget to bring plenty of ammo! (to convince the naysayers)

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Rating: 2.83/5

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A COMPLETE MORON - you aren't till you can't decide which button to press



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rerun - April 6, 2010, 10:22 pm

no TOC reference anywhere in this....nice
spacedog - April 6, 2010, 6:50 pm
LMAO! 5Ls.
pieman - April 6, 2010, 3:55 pm
Hey you stole both my girlfriends! Nice.


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Rating: 4.33/5

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agdaniele - March 24, 2011, 12:42 am
This has been used... in similar fashion. But what I liked was the closing line. You took predictability, and stacked unny onto it. Well played.


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rerun - April 6, 2010, 10:17 pm

Ever seen a chick from the late 80's hair catch on fire? This stuff made for a flash fire on the hair bears
spacedog - April 6, 2010, 6:47 pm
Nice one Matt, 5Ls.
R.S.Jake - April 6, 2010, 4:43 pm
I see he shaved before the picture...good boy.
pieman - April 6, 2010, 4:35 pm
We had just gotten the boy over all his anger issues. They the whole "Jake is my real daddy" thing happened.
forseti - April 6, 2010, 3:31 pm
he's cool. i would burn everything too if my parents would dress my like this!

BIRTH CONTROL - When all else fails, Try the .50 caliber option.



UNPREPARED - This guy is not.

BRAIN CANCER - What happens when you think banning assault weapons will bring down crime.



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PONG - It's hard to believe this is what started it all, and that they called it a VIDEO game. Now you could use it to punish your kids.

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Rating: 4.24/5

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Treehodger - January 5, 2010, 3:26 am
Too bad this was not the first videogame. My friend is in College to become a Game Designer and he says that apparently the first game was invented by two Military guys who were bored. It had a small "Tank" that shot at blocks, much like Space Invaders.


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Rating: 4.1/5

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BoneCD - January 20, 2010, 10:23 am
Damn Ron, you beat me on this one. Excellent...5 button pushing Poodles!
Fatt Matt - January 20, 2010, 10:16 am
HAHAHA, we must all be sinners... +5
GreyScorpion - January 19, 2010, 6:59 pm
I knew it!! 5L


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Rating: 3.94/5

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HOPLOPHOBIA (N.) - an irrational fear of weapons

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ANIME - Just nod your head and pretend you understand

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rudeboy308 - October 11, 2010, 2:52 pm
There's a good bit of female grabbies in MHS when Haruhi strips down Mikuru to dress her up as a maid or bunny girl. SO why not have a scene like this one?!

BIRTH CONTROL - ogres should use it too

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LIBERALS - How they see regular Americans.

MIND CONTROL - With great power comes great responsibility. Now get me a beer!

ARMED RESPONSIBLE TEENAGER - Just like sexual education, not knowing about something doesn't make them any safer... So please, teach them how to shoot!

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Hawamleh - November 24, 2010, 9:43 am
Hats Off..

Gun Control -

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agdaniele - July 7, 2010, 8:47 am
Reality Lord - July 7, 2010, 8:26 am
lol...ok i hit you up a five but only because these are words very frickin close to what my own son says to me....argh. lol

QUALITY CONTROL - Will Be Enforced Here At All Times

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Rating: 4.63/5

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motifake - May 17, 2010, 10:12 am

Thats pretty crazy rerun
rerun - May 17, 2010, 8:56 am

scary thing is I found this on the net as is, not via some generator site
GreyScorpion - May 17, 2010, 8:53 am
LOL!! brings back so many memories of fail. 5L

CATCH 22 -

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Faceplant31 - April 6, 2010, 10:32 pm

5L space. Words of experience right there
rerun - April 6, 2010, 9:04 pm

110% true.


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Anonymous2 - May 2, 2010, 11:32 pm
Or you could get a lot of helium, lots of balloons and rope, and float your house to Victoria Falls. I mean, it's up to you...

BIRTH CONTROL - There comes a time in life when she no longer has to take her little birth control pill. It isn't long after that you question your desire to take your little blue pill. Well... at least when she is around.

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BIRTH CONTROL - Because HE doesn't want to have YOUR baby.

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spacedog - April 6, 2010, 6:56 pm
LOL! Better bring your own glove.

MAY 9, 1960 -


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rerun - April 6, 2010, 10:05 pm

Octomom squared?

BIRTH CONTROL - right about now you wish you had used it.

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Rating: 3.91/5

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Fatt Matt - April 6, 2010, 3:34 pm
My thoughts exactly. +5!


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MO - April 7, 2010, 8:09 am
So much win it's a sin!! One of my fav far sides!!
spacedog - April 6, 2010, 6:53 pm
HA! 5(I'm done).
CANADA - April 6, 2010, 12:48 pm
Faceplant31 - April 6, 2010, 12:06 pm

What you talking bout willis? I don't have two kids already. Sheesh!
GreyScorpion - April 6, 2010, 12:04 pm
See noobs,the best posters come from expirence, right Face? 5L


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Marvin Wankerstein - February 12, 2010, 11:12 am
He's in jail because he killed the jackass that gave him that haircut.

GAS MASKS - In Russia, a mandatory gear for traffic control.

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GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:43 am
I remember seeing this when I left Moscow for Smolensk. This was during the fires.
almarpa - August 20, 2010, 11:32 am
Actualy I pushed my brain to create something with that line but nothing enough funny popped up.
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 10:28 am

I would want a gas mask to if the smog and air pollution was as bad as it is there too.

BAD PHOTOSHOP? - Absolutely not

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Rating: 3.53/5

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Treehodger - February 4, 2010, 4:11 pm
Should I ever make the mistake of getting married, I am wearing that on the day. 5 lynched lions.



911 WHAT'S YOUR EMERGENCY? - Caller: My husband can't find the remote control to the TV and he just... Operator: Calm down, what brand was it?

CHEMTRAIL DELIVERY SYSTEM - Governments worldwide secretly use them to control the minds of their citizens.

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RUNWAYS - Good to the last inch



A GOOD THING - You can't beat an armed woman. (That can be taken two ways...both good!)

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stenusmc - December 31, 2010, 6:45 am
Back under the bridge, fishyduck.
MrFishyduck - December 30, 2010, 3:27 pm
Women cant even vote what are they doing with guns.

CONTRACEPTION - They Do It With The Face

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rerun - April 5, 2010, 9:35 pm

the one in the middle looks like she just got corn-holed, hard.

BIRTH CONTROL - Now available in Wash N Wear

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ANIMAL CONTROL - Dealing with the Timmies of the canine variety for decades.

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5150monkeylove - September 15, 2010, 1:29 am
I guess I am a little early for the "make fun of your job day"

ARMED SOCCER MOM - They give a whole new meaning to "team work" and taking out the trash!

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BIRDS CONTROL - Wings? - check - Feathers? - check - Beak? - Check Ok, That's A Bird. Next...

It Is All In The Wrists -