Comic Demotivational Poster
CATWOMAN - Of all the female superstars she's always been my favorite!
TIGRA - If you'd do her you're a furry If you wouldn't do her you're gay
NURSE HARLEY QUINN - Oh nurse, I'm ready for my sponge bath now.
SEXUAL PREDATOR - Next time turn invisible...dumbass! BTW...easy prey is a no-no
COMICS - have gotten really fucked up
SUPERMAN VS GOKU - AWESOME!
HEY CAPTAIN AMERICA! - NICE TITS!
BLOWJOBS - His took way to long
CROSSOVERS - I'll bet on the grim brooding one.
Reverse psychology -
BLUE BEETLE - Where's HIS crappy live-action movie with Megan Fox?
BATMAN - Maybe therapy would be better than dressing up like a bat to fight crime with a kid
POWER GIRL - Make sure you have a Kryptonite condom handy!
TRIUMPH - Triumph is just "TRY" with that extra "UMPH" in it... For me to poop on.
HEY, ZATANNA... - "Why don't we give these geeks a massive coronary?" "Sure. What did you have in mind?" "Two words: MOTOR BOAT."
HARLEY QUINN - Fangirls are SCARY!!!!!
THOR - The dude you call when superheroes need a superhero
T I G R A - A redhead catgirl in a bikini. Thank you, God!
HISTORICAL ACCURACY - Does your history textbook have a slight bias?
DON'T FEEL SO STUPID - I would have fell for Harley and Ivy too
MARY JANE WATSON - Sexier than Lois Lane
WHOAH - You've thought about this way too much
Chocolate Egg Creams -
WOLVERINE VS DARTH MAUL - It's comforting to know that, no matter what you do in life, you will never be as awesome as this pic.
DON'T YOU DARE - ever make a sequel!
UMM, BATMAN? - The other superheroes have been talking. You do wear the costume for the whole fighting crime thing, right?
CAPTAIN AMERICA VS. BARACK OBAMA - There can be only one!
RELAX, JIMMY, IT ONLY HURTS FOR A SECOND - THEY DON'T CALL IT ACTION COMICS FOR NOTHIN'
THE JOKER - Batman really, really, really hates him.
DC SUPERHERO BABES - PORN FOR NERDS
HOMELAND SECURITY - Completely dependent on twinkies
AIR GODZILA - You know you want it.
ANIME COULD BE BAD FOR YOUR DAUGHTER -
Iron Man -
HUNTRESS... - I'd do her
WRONG!!!!! - A guy who has bullets bouncing off his eyeballs doesn't need a shield!
PEDOBEAR - Not what he had in mind when he asked for "twenty one year olds"
VICTOR VON DOOM - is not very pleased at the acquisition of Marvel Comics by Disney.
JULY 1973 - "The night Gwen Stacy died" cause of controversy and debate ever since
THEY ALL AGREE! - You're a complete loser.
JESUS - He probably rode dinosaurs.
Sonic Limit Break -
BATMAN - Humility is not in his utility belt
YES, I AM TELLING THE FUCKING TRUTH! - WHY DON'T THEY BELIEVE I WAS THE BEST BATMAN? Why don't they even know?
C O S P L A Y - ANIME's sexy cousin.
MALE CHAUVINISM -
ROBIN - Show us on the action figure where they touched you.
WONDEROUS - Can't beat the Amazons on cleavage!
BIG BARDA - Mr. Miracle is one lucky sonavabitch!
CATCH PHRASES -
SHE-HULK - It's not easy being green, but it's sure DAMN SEXY!
JUSTICE LEAGUE UNLIMITED - Holy shit! That's alot of heroes!
PAPA SPANK! - A star-spangled spanking.
ALEXANDRA - The ORIGINAL cartoon bad girl!
EVIL SUPERMAN - He will rape your cape off
BULLETPROOF - Sure they deflect bullets. But who'd wanna shoot a gams like that?
POOR BATTLE TACTICS -
COSPLAY - Because when it comes to getting a geek's attention, a girl's got to do what a girl's got to do. Now where did I leave my panties...?
ANIME POWER GIRL - At least they got her boobs right
VAMPIRISM - Not so great after all
MEGAN FOX AS WONDER WOMAN? - Dream on fanboys! (Bitch needs to learn to act first.)
IRONMAN - Because Bruce Wayne is a pussy!
DIVERSITY - The Spice of Life!
COMIC CON - The only place where this assassin actually will blend in.
EVIL ERNIE -
BECOMING SUPERHUMAN -
COMICON - no longer for virgins
STAN THE MAN -
MISSION - Fails.
SELF DATING -
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT? - A Brunette Power Girl....Hmmmmmm! I never noticed her hair before
POWER GIRL - The new recruitment officer for the MotiFake Assault Lesbian Taskforce.
COMIC CON - Nerds don't just happen to dress informally. They do it too consistently.
TEENS - They're so depraved.
CUBBYBEAR LOVES YOU - Just the way you are!
POETRY - "Poetry is life distilled." --Gwendolyn Brooks
CATWOMAN & POWER GIRL - FOUR good reasons for a team-up!
THE BATMAN OF ZUR-EN-AARH - Wow! Bats musta been totally stoned that night!
OFFICE ERGONOMICS I - Poking fun at some dryyyy lecture material.
CENSORSHIP : WHAT MORE CAN I SAY? -
LIVE-ACTION SHE-HULK - ALMOST makes me wish they had made that.
DEFYING GRAVITY - One way, or another!
DRUGS - For a God-free world!
WONDER BAYWATCH - For once, she's dressed for the right surroundings.
IRON MAN - A drunk friendless loser who can only play with his toys.
POWER TITS(ER, GIRL) - Aw, Hell! I mean boobs!
IF THIS IS THE JUSTICE LEAGUE... - ...then I'd hate to see the Avengers.
WONDER WOMAN AS A GENIE - Talk about "wish-fullfilment"!
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