Children Demotivational Poster
TRANQUILIZER DARTS - When time outs aren't doing the trick.
CHILDREN - Much tastier than Big Macs
MOVEMBER - Teaching children to trust mustaches
BAD JOKES -
CHILDREN - They pick up habits by watching you
A SHORT SKIRT IS NOT ALWAYS ENOUGH - to get a boy's attention
VEGGIE TALES - Beware their subliminal messages.
YOUR LITTLE PRINCESS - No matter how cute she is or how much of HERO you are her... ...someday she will break your heart.
TSA AGENTS - This is what they do on their day off.
OH MY! - Next time lock the BEDROOM door! The DOG is already in therapy.
DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL - My has she grown...GOD,I hope that's not her Father
KITTENS - They called me and said they had found kittens. Ahhh... my girls, so innocent. Unfortunately, they are also so ignorant. But not for much longer.
CORRUPTING YOUTH - Otherwise, how will your special brand of insanity reach future generations? Think on that...while I organize the puppet show.
CHILDREN - All in all Your just another brick.....
AL BUNDY - Can't get more demotivated than him.
CHILDREN - Whatever happened to the good ole days, when children worked in factories ?
MODERN ART -
CLINT EASTWOOD IS A PUSSY -
BEER - Helping fill in the period between fingerpainting and naptime.
MICHAEL JACKSON -
DUMPSTER BABIES - They go into the BLUE bin. Not the Green one!
BRING YOUR DAUGHTER TO WORK DAY - See why it's a BAD idea? "Sure Sweetie, you can bring your crayons."
NINJAS - THE REAL REASON YOU CAN´T SEE THEM. THEY ARE TAKING CARE OF THEIR CHILDREN.
CUBBYWHALE - You may get them on land Cubbybear, but in the water, they're mine!
GRAMMAR NAZIS - They exist because of tools like you
RED HEADED STEPCHILDREN - No matter how buff you get they are still going to make fun of you. Stick with the funny.
THEY'LL BE FINE - It's not like Gypsies have extra spending money to waste on children
FORBIDDEN PASSION -
FAST CHILDREN - Good for 5000 points a pop.
SIGNS OF STUPIDITY -
NINJA - They Always Get You From Behind
~ EVIL CHILDREN ~ - They attack you when you are distracted.
BEER! - Not just for children
CHILDREN - unlike the countless gold fish you cant flush them no matter how irate you get
SEEDS OF LOVE -
EXTREMES - Among redheaded step-children, most males aren't loved enough, but most females are probably loved too much
MADONNA'S BIRTHDAY -
DOUBLE BLESSING - 7 year old pony party. $270. Your ex-wife having to pick pony poop up out of her yard the next week. PRICELESS
DISAPPOINTMENT - It's to a noble soul is what cold water is to burning metal; it strengthens, tempers, intensifies, but never destroys it.
LUDWIG VAN -
THERE MAY BE TRIAL MARRIAGES -
PSST, TIGER -
LEARNING TO SWIM - Dad just gave you that little "push" of encouragement... ...the paramedics said you'll be fine
SESAME STREET -
CONTROVERSY - Teach how children are made, advanced classes are private.
CHILDREN'S BOOKS - Who would have that The TrashHeap was an author ?
FOR JUST PENNIES A DAY -
THE ROAD TO HELL -
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - Empowering children with more Executive clout than the Patriot Act
NOW CHILDREN - When ThatOneChick rejects your motifake, don't scream or she'll rip your brain out through your nose!
CHILDREN'S BOOKS - Things sure have changed since I was growing up
WE NEVER DOUBTED IT WAS HUMAN HAIR... - We just wondered WHICH human And what PART of the body it came from...
C H I L D R E N - If we're not careful, who will fund our Social Security?
DADDY!!! - I dropped your wallet and now I can't find it!!
39 - It's the new 75.
SLOW CHILDREN - You still can't hunt them
CARMEN SAN DIEGO + WALDO = - Invisible offspring
HEY YOUS OVER THERE... - How do my children taste?
MAY DAY -
BULLYING - Alright bub, your taking my lunch money ENDS RIGHT HERE BITCH!!!!
CHILDREN - Our Lord's little devils
EXPLANATION - Anyone who has experienced the wonderfull joy of unattended children will know what this sign means
CHILDREN OF WALMART - BWHAHAHA, DAD IS SUCH A SUCKER !!!
CHILDREN ARE THE FUTURE - Be very afraid.
UGLY CHILDREN - Dispose of them here
SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING - This sign is so mean...
THE REMNANT'S GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY THEORY - Big Brother Is Watching You