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Children Demotivational Poster

TRANQUILIZER DARTS - When time outs aren't doing the trick.

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Rating: 4.89/5

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OneManDemolition - September 7, 2014, 2:50 pm
This looks like my girlfriend does after one to many drinks....
pzykosiz - October 18, 2010, 1:11 am
isn't Elmo nice, he's about to draw a picture on her back
GeorgiZhukov - October 18, 2010, 1:10 am
Looks like my daughter after Christmas. This is 5 defiantly.
Budog - October 18, 2010, 12:55 am
I could of used some of those last night for my Granddaughter...
Mr. Shiny - October 12, 2010, 7:12 pm
lol 5 darts!
Chef - May 13, 2010, 6:43 pm
Awesome! 5Ls... is elmo taking the dart out or pushing it in?
MO - May 13, 2010, 9:16 am
apporves.....that's french for really amsome!
MO - May 13, 2010, 8:55 am
Now this is some funny stuff!! Elmo apporves!!

CHILDREN - Much tastier than Big Macs

MOVEMBER - Teaching children to trust mustaches

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Rating: 3.86/5

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otisorlucas - November 26, 2011, 9:49 am
i heard movember is prostate cacer awareness. so i tell you ths:"Your doing movember WRONG.


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Rating: 4.86/5

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ytrewq - May 6, 2014, 11:44 am
I hate "jokes" about abused kids!..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 6, 2010, 9:08 pm

This is how a jokefake should be made. Great job! 5L
ICEMAN - October 6, 2010, 3:13 pm
Saw it coming a mile away. Your caption makes this one, Face. 5 red-headed step kids
CANADA - October 6, 2010, 3:01 pm
HA! that joke is great!
LD0ne - October 6, 2010, 2:19 pm
lol i thought that joke was pretty funny

CHILDREN - They pick up habits by watching you

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Rating: 2.33/5

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A SHORT SKIRT IS NOT ALWAYS ENOUGH - to get a boy's attention

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Rating: 4.5/5

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GreyScorpion - December 19, 2010, 7:44 pm
his he-man-woman-haters card just got revoked. always liked this pic, my twist on it was 91238.
CANADA - December 16, 2010, 10:27 pm
great use for that pic!

VEGGIE TALES - Beware their subliminal messages.

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Rating: 3.13/5

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pieman - April 14, 2010, 9:03 am
religous cartoon penis reference. 5 hope it is funny in hell for you.


YOUR LITTLE PRINCESS - No matter how cute she is or how much of HERO you are her... ...someday she will break your heart.

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Rating: 4.52/5

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AudioStalker - March 17, 2010, 12:50 pm
So Damn True...
Chompers - March 16, 2010, 10:10 pm
umm.....I'm 18, and a guy. I feel like I should run now.
Cubbybear - March 15, 2010, 3:41 pm
Male or Female all kids break your heart
BennyChick - March 15, 2010, 3:15 pm
can i borrow a shotgun? i need one to protect my little sister
R.S.Jake - March 15, 2010, 2:59 pm
Hell, bring on a "hunting" trip to Montana! You won't regret it! ;)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 15, 2010, 1:46 pm

You'll learn to love him LD....(or at least pretend until he's gone...for the insurance) wink wink nudge nudge,
LogicDude - March 15, 2010, 1:42 pm
Mine's 26. Gave me a beautiful little Granddude. Unfortunately the donor is an A$$hole...stuck with him now for-damn-near EVER. Keep your shotguns clean and loaded Gents.
R.S.Jake - March 15, 2010, 11:56 am
I'm glad I have a while to wait. Mine's only 1 year, but there is kid at daycare I don't care for... 5L's!
Airman - March 15, 2010, 11:31 am
that is a legitimate concern. Her first boyfriend and I had a mutual disdain. He went away though. Didn't like my rules. too bad
rerun - March 15, 2010, 11:29 am

We are making it through, just worried she will meet some guy....like me.
Airman - March 15, 2010, 11:22 am
mine just turned 20. We made it thru it. I won't say no worse for the wear... at least me
lesterinside - March 15, 2010, 10:56 am
So true, you work hard to keep the bad guys away from your family then your daughter brings home one. 5L Cubby.
rerun - March 15, 2010, 10:38 am

Thanks Cubby, mine is 11 and I see the future, I wish she could stay this age forever.

TSA AGENTS - This is what they do on their day off.

OH MY! - Next time lock the BEDROOM door! The DOG is already in therapy.

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Rating: 4.53/5

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MADAM... -

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Rating: 4.43/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 15, 2010, 1:41 pm

Desensitized......I'm stone sober...(god this sucks)
Faceplant31 - March 15, 2010, 1:38 pm

Desensitized or self medicated?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 15, 2010, 1:30 pm

I gotta be Me.....I gooootta beeeee Meeeeeeeee!......I can't help myself I'm thoroughly desensitized.
Faceplant31 - March 15, 2010, 1:28 pm

Mooooooooooooooo, you think of me while you fap. Wow im scared, no honored, no ummmmmmmmmm yea. How about you just don't do that. Thanks
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 15, 2010, 1:22 pm

Too late.
Faceplant31 - March 15, 2010, 1:21 pm

ROR! Nice, now just don't think of me when you fap and we can still be friends, ok.
ICEMAN - March 15, 2010, 1:17 pm
Thought you might like that, Face. ;)
Faceplant31 - March 15, 2010, 1:09 pm

mmmmmmmm, kids taste good!

DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL - My has she grown...GOD,I hope that's not her Father

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Rating: 4.15/5

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TED - March 18, 2010, 11:48 pm
If you factor money into the equation age is not an issue either way...
The Goat - March 15, 2010, 8:56 pm
Given the age of the two of them I would have said "hope that's not her BROTHER" :)

KITTENS - They called me and said they had found kittens. Ahhh... my girls, so innocent. Unfortunately, they are also so ignorant. But not for much longer.

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Rating: 4.14/5

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Zealot - May 6, 2010, 2:57 pm

CORRUPTING YOUTH - Otherwise, how will your special brand of insanity reach future generations? Think on that...while I organize the puppet show.

CHILDREN - All in all Your just another brick.....

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Rating: 3.43/5

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agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 8:00 pm
Now, is this a Pink Floyd reference, or an admirably harsh 300 reference?
agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 8:00 pm
[email protected]
GreyScorpion - March 17, 2010, 5:07 pm
Ahhh Dawg, your so close. 4L

procreation -


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Rating: 4.76/5

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agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 2:16 am
Wow.... but, it's a different story with Guinness. That stuff don't like the heat.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 2:10 am

it doesn't. It just makes for a good distraction.
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 2:00 am
TRying to figure out how alcohol fights the heat... unless you're counting heat stroke as an escape.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 1:40 am

And discreet Marijuana smoke.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 1:35 am

It's been one of the hottest summers on record. We spent the weekend camping with my parents, no way to cool off. Thank god for alcohol.
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 1:32 am
When did they get sun in Canada?
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 1:32 am
Technically, yes.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 1:30 am

I don't.....must be a gay thing...
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 1:28 am
Sunburned and sober... but pleasantly exhausted... knowhutimean?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 1:27 am

sunburned and exhausted....but pleasantly buzzed.....You?
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 1:26 am
LMFAO!!!! How goes it, my good man?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 1:24 am

And he'll be born a citizen! 5L
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 1:21 am
Iconoclast - August 9, 2010, 1:16 am
Great and incredibly true. 5L
rerun - August 8, 2010, 10:07 pm

very deep


AL BUNDY - Can't get more demotivated than him.

CHILDREN - Whatever happened to the good ole days, when children worked in factories ?

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Rating: 3.27/5

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SunnyDay - December 28, 2010, 5:21 pm
the ones with little pieces of baby fingers in it ? I am wearing them as we speak
Reality Lord - December 28, 2010, 5:06 pm
ever bought a pair of Nikes?


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Rating: 3.21/5

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R.S.Jake - March 8, 2010, 2:48 pm
I'm sorry, I think you meant to say "...need to be paddled at a young age." 5 Picasso's


BEER - Helping fill in the period between fingerpainting and naptime.


DUMPSTER BABIES - They go into the BLUE bin. Not the Green one!

BRING YOUR DAUGHTER TO WORK DAY - See why it's a BAD idea? "Sure Sweetie, you can bring your crayons."


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Rating: 3/5

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theviking - August 6, 2010, 12:09 pm

CUBBYWHALE - You may get them on land Cubbybear, but in the water, they're mine!

GRAMMAR NAZIS - They exist because of tools like you

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Rating: 2.12/5

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Condom -

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ICEMAN - March 16, 2010, 8:58 am
A solid 5 right to the groin.
GreyScorpion - March 16, 2010, 8:53 am
thanks guys!! :)
LogicDude - March 16, 2010, 8:18 am
And don't let him get started on the b00bs! "Yer mine from the nuts down - LET'S DANCE POPS!!!" 5L!
spacedog - March 15, 2010, 10:15 pm
Excellent GS, 5Ls.
lesterinside - March 15, 2010, 10:11 pm
Whoa!!!! 5L
f0rseti - March 15, 2010, 9:45 pm

RED HEADED STEPCHILDREN - No matter how buff you get they are still going to make fun of you. Stick with the funny.

THEY'LL BE FINE - It's not like Gypsies have extra spending money to waste on children

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Rating: 3.58/5

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hangmanheadphones - October 17, 2010, 8:28 am
You just creeped me out. You should feel proud.

FAST CHILDREN - Good for 5000 points a pop.


NINJA - They Always Get You From Behind

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Rating: 2.43/5

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~ EVIL CHILDREN ~ - They attack you when you are distracted.

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Rating: 2.35/5

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BEER! - Not just for children

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Rating: 2.03/5

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CHILDREN - unlike the countless gold fish you cant flush them no matter how irate you get

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Rating: 2/5

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agdaniele - September 6, 2010, 11:59 pm
One would assume so.
Chompers - September 6, 2010, 11:54 pm
Note: Not this creepy in real life.
agdaniele - September 6, 2010, 11:53 pm
j/k - someone had to take the fall.
Chompers - September 6, 2010, 11:50 pm
No problem sir, anytime.


EXTREMES - Among redheaded step-children, most males aren't loved enough, but most females are probably loved too much


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Rating: 4.63/5

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Bartimaeus - August 16, 2010, 12:26 am


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Rating: 4.6/5

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BoneCD - July 16, 2010, 12:30 pm
I think that's an off, off, off Broadway production Cubby...
agdaniele - July 16, 2010, 12:42 am
Cubbybear - July 16, 2010, 12:41 am
I'd pay to see that show.

DOUBLE BLESSING - 7 year old pony party. $270. Your ex-wife having to pick pony poop up out of her yard the next week. PRICELESS

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Rating: 4.58/5

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DISAPPOINTMENT - It's to a noble soul is what cold water is to burning metal; it strengthens, tempers, intensifies, but never destroys it.

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Rating: 4.57/5

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50cal - January 19, 2011, 9:32 am
TY, taking a break every now and again really juices it up on the comeback.
agdaniele - January 19, 2011, 1:02 am
You've come back with avengeance, 50cal (and talent, I might add)


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Rating: 4.5/5

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Faceplant31 - March 15, 2010, 1:20 pm

Yea i am its ugly but i was rushing when i did it and didn't really care. I will probably change it when i get around to it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 15, 2010, 1:13 pm

Must have been an ugly mail man.....are you aware that there's an address in your .Gif Faceplant?
Faceplant31 - March 15, 2010, 1:11 pm

Amsome, everyone always said i looked like the mail man!


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Rating: 4.48/5

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liljudge - May 25, 2011, 1:51 am
that is brutality honest but true i totally agree
culos - March 16, 2010, 6:17 am
Where did you find my picture?



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Rating: 4.47/5

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The Goat - April 1, 2010, 10:08 pm
5L - Tiger's wife says all he's interested in is golf - if that really WERE true would we be discussing him?
GreyScorpion - April 1, 2010, 9:21 pm
5 crack an eggs.


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Rating: 4.44/5

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GreyScorpion - March 15, 2010, 4:13 pm
(5) 2.99/min,CAN, right Moo+?

LEARNING TO SWIM - Dad just gave you that little "push" of encouragement... ...the paramedics said you'll be fine

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Rating: 4.33/5

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CONTROVERSY - Teach how children are made, advanced classes are private.

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Rating: 4.29/5

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R.S.Jake - March 3, 2010, 4:49 pm
OoooO! Especially Underwater Basket Weaving! White Shirt+Water=Extra Credit!
Bovee - March 3, 2010, 4:44 pm
i would take whatever this class is. even underwater basket weaving.
R.S.Jake - March 3, 2010, 4:06 pm
Sign me up for the private classes! I'm feeling lucky! Or at least I want to! 5 Tramp Stamps!


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Rating: 4.24/5

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Derek - March 16, 2010, 5:46 pm
phydeaux - March 16, 2010, 5:27 pm
That actually happened to me not too long ago...darnit...
agdaniele - March 15, 2010, 11:22 pm
....and that, my daughter, is why I bought you a new bedroom set.
GreyScorpion - March 15, 2010, 4:11 pm


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Rating: 3.67/5

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lesterinside - February 22, 2010, 3:52 am
They really have to work that hard. TTH Made a poster about voting. Gotta give him a 5
lesterinside - February 21, 2010, 10:32 am
Yups, considering that it has been attacked by 1L bombers several times, it's still 4/5. Resilient. LMAO..
rerun - February 9, 2010, 9:41 am

wow, This speaks for itself. Very emotional poster.

CHILDREN'S BOOKS - Who would have that The TrashHeap was an author ?



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agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 3:12 am
YOu're going to sterilize it, right? With the fingerprints? Yeesh!
MrRandom - January 9, 2010, 3:03 am
Probably charges you extra.
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 2:42 am
If the Rabi takes too much off the top, do you get a refund or a discount?
Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 4, 2010, 3:55 pm
Ti Ming is one of my favorite eastern philosophers. Great job! You brought subtlety to the fore, with cutting wit.

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - Empowering children with more Executive clout than the Patriot Act

NOW CHILDREN - When ThatOneChick rejects your motifake, don't scream or she'll rip your brain out through your nose!

CHILDREN'S BOOKS - Things sure have changed since I was growing up

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Rating: 3.47/5

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WE NEVER DOUBTED IT WAS HUMAN HAIR... - We just wondered WHICH human And what PART of the body it came from...

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Rating: 3.42/5

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Derek - June 10, 2010, 6:09 am
If you wake up in the morning and find that it's gone frizzy - you'll know it's of the carpet variety.

C H I L D R E N - If we're not careful, who will fund our Social Security?

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Rating: 3.41/5

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The Great Whamini - February 24, 2010, 9:29 pm
It's fakery. I photographed 3 identical neighborhood signs, grafted the numbers to purposely appear to have ammended the kid population down, and the please is painted using Paint. The dates are arbitrary. The scene is from Owensboro, KY.
Treehodger - February 24, 2010, 8:25 pm
So many comments. All I truly want to know is where this is at.

DADDY!!! - I dropped your wallet and now I can't find it!!

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Rating: 3.13/5

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Doog - May 28, 2010, 1:23 am
The kid is mad cause this is the only appliance that he can climb into for a bath!


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Rating: 3/5

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agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 5:59 pm
First poster... I gave him the benefit of the doubt.
Kung-Fu Devil - March 6, 2010, 5:56 pm
Personally, I'd have went with "PREDATORS: They prefer to work for their prey" rather than just repeating part of the photo.

39 - It's the new 75.

SLOW CHILDREN - You still can't hunt them

CARMEN SAN DIEGO + WALDO = - Invisible offspring

HEY YOUS OVER THERE... - How do my children taste?


BULLYING - Alright bub, your taking my lunch money ENDS RIGHT HERE BITCH!!!!

CHILDREN - Our Lord's little devils

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Rating: 2.55/5

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EXPLANATION - Anyone who has experienced the wonderfull joy of unattended children will know what this sign means


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Rating: 2.23/5

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TheGoat - September 18, 2010, 10:20 pm
like to meet those two in 4 or 5 years when they're not jailbait!


UGLY CHILDREN - Dispose of them here

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Rating: 2.11/5

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SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING - This sign is so mean...

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Rating: 2.1/5

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