Cat Demotivational Poster
CREEPERS - No-one is safe!
JEDI CATS - Mess you up they will.
FUN WITH ELECTRICITY -
PUSSY WHIPPED -
DAYWALKER - There can only be one.
FEED ME - Or I eat the little one
~REDHEADS~ - "While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats." - Mark Twain.
LONGCAT - It's very long
YES - you can haz a cheezburger
SHAVED PUSSY - Not always an attractive thing
9 LINE MEDEVAC REQUEST... -
WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION - Yes you do. You've just used a double negative.
HELL YEAH - Sometimes, you can just know the day is gonna be EPIC.
CATWOMAN - Of all the female superstars she's always been my favorite!
EVIL CAT - and you thought i left the mouse as a gift.
STUPID BITCH -
BLACK CATS - Your preposterous human superstitions are quite illogical.
PUSSY EATING - You're Doing it Wrong
DARTH VADER - He is even more holy than thou.
TIGRA - If you'd do her you're a furry If you wouldn't do her you're gay
P***Y CATS - A cat is forced to take a bath and a rooster laughs..... Moral of the story: Wet Pussy Makes Cock Happy
THE CATHOLIC CLERGY - Obviously still confused in regard to the use of condoms
SOMEONE - Just checked your browsing history
ORAL SEX - You´re doing it wrong!!
GREAT PARTY - Obviously you can't have one if you don't have a cat
RAPIST - It might be someone you live with.
BUNNY CAT -
CAPS LOCK - Are you ready to win your online conversation?
HANG IN THERE -
JESUS CAT -
ASH KETCHUM - should be observing MAY instead
HEAVEN - Proof that one exists. At least for nerds.
COINCIDENCE - I think not
WILL IT BLEND? - That is the question!
THE TRUTH - Some people, just can't accept it....
LOLDOGS - Because "LOLCATS" Is For Pussies.
WAR - it's hell
YES - I am laughing at you.
UNREPORTED CATHOLIC CHURCH SEX SCANDALS -
KARMA - It gets the best of us
A VALID OPINION -
OM NOM NOM NOM - nom nom nom
I ASKED MY BOYFRIEND TO EAT MY PUSSY - I guess he misunderstood!
STANLEY TOOLS - Dedicated To Precision
WAR KITTY - Yeah, you're pretty much fucked
KITTY BURRITOS - Chinese food going Mexican
YOU SUCK!!! - Suck...thats what you do...
THUNDERCATS, HOOOE!! - I'd snarf her
CATS - Because sometimes they really help you
GLEN BENTON - He fuckin loves math
SHOCKING DISAPPOINTMENT -
REALIST - I'm gonna need a MUCH longer tongue.
HITLER - Every species has its own
MISCOMMUNICATION - "When you said 'hot pussy,' I thought you were roasting a cat."
FRACKING TOASTER - you got what was coming to you
ATHEISM - Checkmate
COSPLAY - Come on! All the other pussys are doing it.
STOP !! - What have you done to Mom ?
PSYCHO CAT - watches you every time you Fap
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? -
CHRISTIANITY - Peace Love Acceptance
NINJA CAT - you will never be as cool as this cat.
SURPRISE BUTTSECKS - daleks have boners when they see the doctor
THE BOY WONDER - Don't worry Batman. By the time I'm finish with him, all those gay rumors about you two will be history!
CUTE KITTY - Never forget CLAWS can scratch... ...especially the unprotected spots! Just ask THE BATMAN
THE DOCTOR - loves crackers
FALSE ALARM - it's his cat
EATING PUSSY - Not always appreciated
HITLER CAT -
FLYING PUSSY - Thats it. Now were all doomed
NERD GIRLS -
DRINKING TO FORGET - "She's gone bud... And ya ain't gonna find another one in a dive like this, or at the bottom of a bottle."
SURPRISE ADOPTION CAT - wishes you a happy birthday!!!
EPIC FAIL - Need I say more?
VIDEO GAME CAT - Im gunna rofl pwn your ace with mai mystic skillz. OWNT
KITTY PORN -
TABLE CAT - TABLE CAT IS WATCHING YOU MASTURBATE, AND HE'S MUCH CLOSER THAN CEILING CAT!
THUNDERCATS HO! - Pussy galore!
SCREW THE CATS -
BEING CUTE - Doesn't always work...
ANIME WHO? - show me sth more epic and ill suck your dick
LISTEN UP KIDS - I'll tell you a story if you rub my belly.
CONDOM CATHEDRAL - This one is definitely going to piss off the Pope
ROYAL GUARDS - Sometimes the similarities are just to obvious to ignore
TOMCAT - The single most recognized fighter ever. FOR A REASON
BLOWJOBS - His took way to long
VACATION - Pretty much its what you take, when you cant take anymore, of what you have been taking
THIS CHRISTMAS -
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