Burn Demotivational Poster
BURN THE WITCH! - Burn her!
NO WORDS CAN DESCRIBE IT. - So beautiful... They should have sent a poet.
PAIN - Nature's way of teaching the stupid. Don't steal copper cable carrying 22,000 Volts on it.
IS THERE A DOG? - The burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist.
OPTIONS - Sometimes they are limited
MY LOVE FOR YOU - Burns stronger than my STD ...
MEN OF THE 50'S - Pillars of sensitivity.
CHEMISTRY 101 -
SUNBURN CREAM -
IT BURNS - The goggles, they do nothing
TROGDOR - He comes in the night.
MERRY CHRISTMAS - everyone!
GOLDEN SHOWERS -
MEXICAN SUNBURN -
THAI FOOD -
LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION -
EPIC MOTORBOATING -
FUN NUNS -
SEND IN THE CLOWNS -
A CAN OPENER -
FARTING NEAR AN OPEN FLAME - Just because you are a cute girl, doesn't mean your gas can't be dangerous.
POOR SEAT - Melted an hour ago from the friction
BURNOUT KING - Smoke it up
..OR SIDEBURNS -
FIRE IN THE HOLE - Nothing like running naked through the fire
KITCHEN ETIQUETTE -
LOOK BUT DON'T TOUCH -
INDIAN BURNS -
SOMEBODY'S DAUGHTER -
COVER UP -
QUESTIONS - Some are better left unanswered.
RL'S EMERGENCY RESPONSE - "They say the best thing to do when ya see'n some trouble happenin' is call 911. I believe it best quicker to call .357"
I N C E N T I V E - Or feel the burn!
WHAT ELSE FLOATS -
This right here.. -
BOOTY CALL -
HOT SAUCE -
FIRE DANCER -
CARRYING A TORCH -
SURE SHE'S HOT -
THE COST OF INDIVIDUALITY -
GOOD FIRE -
PYROMAINA! - I just BURN for REDHEADS. It's the FIRE in these ladies that makes them so HOT!!
HUMAN TORCH -
TIPPY TOES -
HOT SAUCE -
A DAY AT THE BEACH -
SIGNS OF NATURE -
DADDYS LITTLE GIRL -
GOOD NEWS -
ANONYMOUS2 - Just like a sharp-dressed man, he's just lookin' for some tush, but he never found the chicks that like to do the tube steak boogie, much less touch him with a ten foot pole.
The Ring of Fire -
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - That's a lot of o's you got there. (But not as many as I gave your wife last night)
GO GO GADGET - AFTERBURNER!
ALWAYS REMEMBER -
BUTT SON BURNER - Yes Jeremy, I get it. It stopped being funny after ther first 100 times. You know the drill. I'll pull the car around you get the medical card.
CAMPING - it's more fun with friends
M E L A N O M A - I sure hope it's worth it.
HOT STUFF -
FUCK IT! - Just write down the V.I.N. and Registration Plates, and lets grab a PANINI or a Burrito or something.
WIN! - Who doesn't want to wake to the sizzle and smell of bacon? Best. Clock. EVER.
COME ON BABY, LIGHT MY FIRE - TRY TO SET THE NIGHT ON FIRE... ACTUALLY I´M BURNING RIGHT NOW!
KILL IT WITH FIRE!! - #1 secret to getting rid of BELLY-FAT No pills, no excersizes, just FIRE!!
A MAN TAKES A DROP TOO MUCH -
EPIC BURN - It's a lucky thing your mom's mouth is powerful enough to suck just about anything through aluminum.
OH CRAP !!! - I THINK I BURNT MY MARSHMALLOWS...
THAT 70'S HEARTBURN - Plop-plop, fizz-fizz, ohh what a relief it is . . .
BONFIRE - Witches just taste too damn good
YOU'RE RIGHT! - I do hate you
EPIC BURN - Apparently his mom really is such a fat, old bitch, last time she went to the beach Noah had to build an Arc!
I WAS A PRECOCIOUS CHILD - and was burning my hands long before I could reach the stove.
BURNIN EYE - once I seen that burning eye... I knew, it was over... But the eye wink at me.
SELF MEDICATION - "WARNING: Side effect includes 3 months erection, erotic dreams, burning sensation"
MY NAME IS IGOR SUTJAGIN - I used to be a spy, until...
Hard of Hearing -
Rule of Woman -
Competitive Advantage -
Drip Marketing -
To hot to handle -