Birthday Demotivational Poster
I DON'T KNOW - WHAT YOU PUT IN THIS CAKE BUT IT'S FUCKIN' AWESOME!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Screw Chuck E. Cheese, that Elder God Douchebag guy? HE knows how to have a birthday party!
LONGEVITY - Like grandma always said, he who has the most birthdays lives the longest.
CAKE - The awesomest cake ever.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRL - I have a "special package" for you ...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY - The mission is almost accomplished!
THE TRUTH - Some people, just can't accept it....
GEEK BIRTHDAYS -
SURPRISE - Epic
HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Sorry 'bout the 5 candles but Death killed off like 16 of them before he got Jesus to do the rest
21ST BIRTHDAY - awesome for you, mathematically improbable for dogs.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY - I only wrapped your present in a ribbon so it would be easier to open ...
IDENTICAL TWINS - You've always wanted some. I got them just for you. Happy Birthday!
FATT MATT - I got you a bucket of KFC for your B-Day. I've insured your life for 10 Million. Regular or extra crispy?
BEYOND BIRTHDAY -
LUCKY DOG -
GRAMPS - He Has An Idea For Your 18th Birthday.
PARENTS - Sometimes your mistakes make your kids love you more.
HOTEL ROOMS - First Choice If Your Girl Is To Old For The McDonald's Birthday-Party
BIRTHDAYS - Beat the alternative. Sight starts to go, though. Still, I guess I'm grateful she thinks I'm gold and have a swell penis.
YOUR BIRTHDAY GIFT - Looks like she took all the cream out of you! You didn't do too bad because she'll be walking with a cane for a while.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRANDMA - Here's Your Cake !!
KOBOLDS - Has birthdays too you know...
HER NEW BIRTHDAY PRESENTS - Half the fun is showing them off... ...the other half is playing with them when you get home
HAVING YOUR CAKE AND EATING IT TOO - It can be done
WELL, OKAY, IF YOU INSIST - WOMEN CAN BE SO DAMN DEMANDING
Birthday Cake -
LISTEN CLOSELY - No more of that Jingle Bells! Y'all better sing Happy Birthday to me, now!
FOLLIES - Imagine the stories we could tell if we could remember being born
STOP DROOLING AT THE HOTTIE RR -
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PLEASE OPEN PRESENT NOW !!! -
TRUE FRIEND - Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's much too dark to read
FIDO'S BIRTHDAY - When his wife finally agrees to put on the outfit and play "Star Whores"
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AIRMAN - Don't look at it as getting older, look at it as successfully completing another lap around the Sun.
RABBIT STEW COMIN UP - It says here, he's eighteen. Let's send him in to get the bunny.
BIRTHDAY GIFTS -
BIRTHDAY CANDLE - Happy Birthday to You, Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday dear Achmed, Happy Birthday to you!
A SPECIAL TREAT -
BRAIN ANEURYSM -
THAT WHALE - NEVER KNEW WHAT HIT IT
FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY - I was able to arrange a BMW.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Congratulations! You're now 1 year closer to death! (give or take a couple seconds)
LEMMY KILMISTER -
AGGYS B-DAY POEM -
Birthday Presents -
HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Mr. Moderator Happy Birthday to you
THE TRASH HEAP'S BIRTHDAY -
FACEPLANTS BIRTHDAY - The party was ruined when his mom woke him up from his wet dream.
JUST GREAT - Crappy gifts, annoying family and now Christ is coming! My birthday is gonna blow this year.
CHILDHOOD MEMORIES... - My 5th Birthday Party... The presents... The cake... The clown... Being introduced to my REAL dad...
THE HELIUM/OXYGEN RATIO - Grey's still working on it
DUCHESS ON TRANQUILLE - BIRTHDAY KISSES FROM EVERYONE!
MR M -
RERUN - All the GREYBEARDS have shown up for this Birthday party.
WAIT A MINUTE... - If the camera's sitting on the counter, then how did they take the picture?
MOTIFAKE - Now 4 Years Old, Congratulations.
OVERLORD DOUCHEBAG -
ANOTHER BIRTHDAY -
LEGENDARY PAC-MAN -
LOVE & LOSS -
COME ON MO -
Birthday Wish -
Birthday Cake -
Birthday Cake -
Your Birthday -
Happy Birthday -