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Birthday Demotivational Poster


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HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Screw Chuck E. Cheese, that Elder God Douchebag guy? HE knows how to have a birthday party!

LONGEVITY - Like grandma always said, he who has the most birthdays lives the longest.

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forseti - September 7, 2010, 2:56 pm
ROFL rerun!!
rerun - September 7, 2010, 11:23 am

ah, the ever popular times when you can tel your wife she was right, it does hurt
GreyScorpion - September 7, 2010, 11:05 am
rerun - March 7, 2010, 9:18 pm

I seem to remember this poster, damn you GS.
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 9:17 pm
yoo-hoo Rerun...:)
rerun - January 31, 2010, 12:08 pm

hey, I am 100. Gotta keep pace, I never know when it will be my last time.
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 12:05 pm
There's only one of you here? Damn, I'm having a hard time keeping up. :S
rerun - January 31, 2010, 12:03 pm

guests? I thought I was special....
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 12:00 pm
No problem... Only trying to entertain my guests properly.
rerun - January 31, 2010, 11:57 am

Oh, I remember a lot. Like when you and I posed for that pic in your avitar. Thanks for loosing up the handcuffs.
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 11:55 am
You forgot it's your hundredth birthday? Senile, too... What a shame!
rerun - January 31, 2010, 11:48 am

I was wondering what all the fuss was about....then I looked at my profile settings. Guess I need to actually change that, time travel really screws up my head....this was my original b-day until liked September better.
GreyScorpion - January 31, 2010, 9:51 am
its from that good clean life style, and living at the foot of the cross. Well, maybe not that last part. ;)
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 9:47 am
Ya know, rerun looks damn good for a centenarian.

CAKE - The awesomest cake ever.

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gas - September 1, 2012, 1:05 pm
him, him.. yours were wise words :p
rerun - September 1, 2012, 1:00 pm

him.....or me? (afraid of the answer)
gas - September 1, 2012, 12:30 pm
yep..this man really deserves a prize for the best worst possible answer xD
rerun - September 1, 2012, 12:17 pm

Hell - never give one. The best answer is I dunno, never thought about it, why don't you pick who you are most comfortable with. Works every time...really

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRL - I have a "special package" for you ...

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Sean - May 19, 2012, 6:29 pm
And of course the image was also a little "shaky" given what you were doing with your other hand at the time.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 12, 2012, 9:47 am

This is the absolute edge of what I would approve. To be honest I approved it from my phone and might not have if I'd seen it more clearly.
Kyronic - May 12, 2012, 5:25 am
I'm kinda sad it had to be this picture, but it brought up a question. Does pubic hair count as nudity? Or even partial nudity?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY - The mission is almost accomplished!

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CpnKangaroo - March 10, 2010, 12:24 pm
Well thank y'all very much. I think this one hits the nail on the head. 5 kangaroos
thatonechick - March 10, 2010, 12:12 pm
Um... Is this aimed at Cpn? If not... well, happy birthday, Kangaroo man.

THE TRUTH - Some people, just can't accept it....

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 16, 2012, 11:27 pm
For this kid it gets worse. Wait'll it finds out it has no soul.


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spacedog - January 6, 2010, 11:20 pm
I wonder if it runs windoughs.
spacedog - January 6, 2010, 11:16 pm
That cake is amsome.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Sorry 'bout the 5 candles but Death killed off like 16 of them before he got Jesus to do the rest

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wampyre - March 11, 2010, 8:38 am
21st birthday where Death & Jesus just happen to be there
gunpowdersaint - March 9, 2010, 8:48 am
...so... yeah I'm confused...

21ST BIRTHDAY - awesome for you, mathematically improbable for dogs.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY - I only wrapped your present in a ribbon so it would be easier to open ...

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Chrysophase2003 - April 15, 2012, 4:00 pm
If it's that easy to open, chances are it's been opened before.

IDENTICAL TWINS - You've always wanted some. I got them just for you. Happy Birthday!

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Neener - October 5, 2010, 5:14 am
Surfing? I met them at last call.
hootizz - October 5, 2010, 2:59 am
Hahaha.., well done.., but I don't like where you are surfing for your pictures..!! 5 Happy Trannys for you...
crankyhead - October 4, 2010, 2:22 pm
Is it just me or do those two look conjoined? Nice poster Neener =)
Reality Lord - October 4, 2010, 2:10 pm
the one on the right reminds me of this chick i met in toronto....ummm....nevermind.
tellitlikeitis - October 4, 2010, 11:56 am

FATT MATT - I got you a bucket of KFC for your B-Day. I've insured your life for 10 Million. Regular or extra crispy?

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 9, 2013, 4:11 pm
Jesus! What the hell?
DonnieBluesky - January 11, 2013, 8:33 am
A funeral's gonna cost a fortune for this guy.
SteveOh - March 6, 2011, 8:38 am
thats a lot of bacon
R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 5:06 pm
Ah 30, to be young and free again....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 12, 2010, 5:03 pm

Did you have a good b-day?....next year is the big 30 eh? On my 30th we had a poker game, there were 20 people in my 1 bedroom apt....I don't remember any of it.
Fatt Matt - April 12, 2010, 4:58 pm
Extra crispy. Did you pick up any deep fried Twinkies with that?? And I also require a bucket of lard to dip the KFC in. thx +5 :)
General1710 - April 11, 2010, 4:50 pm
Dear kird is that his right nut?
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 11:59 am
My God! He's proportioned like a turkey!



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culos - December 12, 2010, 5:53 pm
Yeah but the dog is hotter than yours!
Brady Raphael - December 12, 2010, 5:07 pm
LOL fat girl.
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 12:19 pm
coffee...sprayed out my nose....5L


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regc7 - September 25, 2010, 9:36 am
I call BS. The court cost alone for that thing are in the billions.

GRAMPS - He Has An Idea For Your 18th Birthday.

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PARENTS - Sometimes your mistakes make your kids love you more.

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Bartimaeus - April 3, 2010, 11:53 pm
I would just like to "Cream on her bottom." Best birthday ever. Well, it's not like HE enjoyed it...drama class.
Bartimaeus - January 30, 2010, 10:57 pm
Que? Worse? I would use the word "better," Ed! 5/5
Ed-Hyde - January 21, 2010, 11:53 am
I'm not sure what's worse. The mix-up at the agency, or that the stripper went on in the high school like it was normal.
Fatt Matt - January 19, 2010, 5:51 pm
SHE can keep the mask on, it'll be like a Bloodhound Gang video.
Bovee - January 19, 2010, 5:11 pm
that would be a big time fail. and be sure to make sure she is good looking. or just leave the mask on what ever works for you.
R.S.Jake - January 19, 2010, 5:10 pm
Just be sure to order a FEMALE stripper in a gorilla suit, or your's won't be the only banana to worry about!
Fatt Matt - January 19, 2010, 5:09 pm
My next birthday I'm ordering a stripper IN a gorilla suit. And we're gonna play pin the banana in the gorilla.
Toke - January 19, 2010, 5:05 pm
Haha that actually Happened at my school
Bovee - January 19, 2010, 5:03 pm
I would be so pissed if i ordered a stripper and got a gorilla. but i would love to have been this kid.
R.S.Jake - January 19, 2010, 4:58 pm
I bet the Gorilla was NOT a big hit at the Bachelor Party!

HOTEL ROOMS - First Choice If Your Girl Is To Old For The McDonald's Birthday-Party

BIRTHDAYS - Beat the alternative. Sight starts to go, though. Still, I guess I'm grateful she thinks I'm gold and have a swell penis.

YOUR BIRTHDAY GIFT - Looks like she took all the cream out of you! You didn't do too bad because she'll be walking with a cane for a while.

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KOBOLDS - Has birthdays too you know...

HER NEW BIRTHDAY PRESENTS - Half the fun is showing them off... ...the other half is playing with them when you get home

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McGlen - January 27, 2010, 9:59 am
Oh Yes!!! Happy Birtday to me!!


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concern3 - May 25, 2012, 9:03 pm
and it' slow in calories
Bandit5906 - May 25, 2012, 4:53 pm
Happy Day Melissa!


Birthday Cake -

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LISTEN CLOSELY - No more of that Jingle Bells! Y'all better sing Happy Birthday to me, now!

FOLLIES - Imagine the stories we could tell if we could remember being born

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spacedog - August 23, 2010, 12:58 am
Aggy would remember oranges too, but would have been on the highway or in the trees.
Reality Lord - August 23, 2010, 12:50 am
great one feas....total gold
Feasibly - August 23, 2010, 12:39 am
Hey!!...I made a funny! Thanks guys!
spacedog - August 23, 2010, 12:39 am
Cubbybear - August 23, 2010, 12:37 am
You did it! 5Poodles The oranges make me laugh
pzykosiz - August 23, 2010, 12:33 am
nice. 5l's
agdaniele - August 23, 2010, 12:25 am
Well played.



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TRUE FRIEND - Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's much too dark to read

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MilDoc - March 17, 2011, 4:12 pm
I stand corrected. Thx IP!
IllicoPresto - March 11, 2011, 11:38 pm
Actually, Grouch Marx said it.
MilDoc - March 11, 2011, 12:55 pm
Nice Mark Twain quote.

FIDO'S BIRTHDAY - When his wife finally agrees to put on the outfit and play "Star Whores"

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phydeaux - March 16, 2010, 5:45 pm
damn you guy s rock. And I fear not your comments...for Mrs. Phy knows the truth...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 15, 2010, 12:56 pm

Also, Happy anniversary to DreMagnum.....a whole year out of the closet.....way to go man!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 15, 2010, 12:44 pm

It really was a typo....but on second thought......Happy being Gay Phy!!!!
R.S.Jake - March 15, 2010, 12:42 pm
Never saw Moooo+ backpedal before! Woot! Happy B-day Phydux.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 15, 2010, 12:37 pm

*day. seriously, that was a typo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 15, 2010, 12:36 pm

Happy b-gay Phy....I hope you stocked up on Viagra.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AIRMAN - Don't look at it as getting older, look at it as successfully completing another lap around the Sun.

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RABBIT STEW COMIN UP - It says here, he's eighteen. Let's send him in to get the bunny.


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BIRTHDAY CANDLE - Happy Birthday to You, Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday dear Achmed, Happy Birthday to you!



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TwistedNinjaPirate - February 20, 2011, 8:31 pm
For the love of God, and all that is Holy, my ANUS is BLEEDING!!! Yay!


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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 17, 2010, 3:42 pm

Whats with the avatar Face?.....
Faceplant31 - September 17, 2010, 12:08 pm

Thanks tth.
TheTrashHeap - September 16, 2010, 8:39 pm
Amsome. I wish I had thought of that angle. I had this pic for a while but it never spoke to me. 5 well earned lions.
Faceplant31 - September 16, 2010, 11:27 am

Last i talked to him he was kinda burnt out and had been going on a lot of cruises.
ICEMAN - September 16, 2010, 11:26 am
And he spit out a poster or two a couple of days ago.
ICEMAN - September 16, 2010, 11:25 am
He's still active on the Bacon, Scary Clowns, Ironic Things, etc. threads.
Chompers - September 16, 2010, 11:20 am
speaking of intelligent clowns, has anybody seen sick in a while?
Faceplant31 - September 16, 2010, 11:10 am

Good, i wanted this one to be like that. Had to re work it a couple of times and a shout out to TTH for the pic.
GreyScorpion - September 16, 2010, 11:05 am
didn't see that coming...5L


FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY - I was able to arrange a BMW.

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Derek - March 20, 2010, 3:09 am
Very clever

HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Congratulations! You're now 1 year closer to death! (give or take a couple seconds)




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rerun - August 14, 2010, 5:51 pm

greatness, and I ain't Jimmy
agdaniele - August 14, 2010, 5:14 pm
GreyScorpion - August 14, 2010, 12:16 pm
HaHaHa, I will call back, and taunt you for a second time...5L


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forseti - September 8, 2010, 8:02 am
Perhaps we all suffer from Gnosiophobia - fear of knowledge ;)
rerun - September 8, 2010, 6:46 am

The Germans are always the last to know (insert diabolical laugh here)
forseti - September 8, 2010, 5:35 am
Rerun is Jewerine?!?

Birthday Presents -

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Anonymous2 - October 9, 2010, 8:43 pm
Well, if people only remember him on his birthday anymore, I won't mind it. Seriously, newscasters & DJs keep reminding me he died on my birthday for 29 years since...
Cubbybear - October 9, 2010, 6:38 pm
John would have been 70 today. God I feel old.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 9, 2010, 5:39 pm

i "imagine" he should have checked his 6 once in a while........Yoko should have thrown herself in front of the bullet.
ICEMAN - October 9, 2010, 5:34 pm
It sure doesn't seem that long ago. Well done Cub. 5

HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Mr. Moderator Happy Birthday to you

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agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 11:55 am
This is, and would always be.... heaven.
GreyScorpion - June 3, 2010, 10:24 am
was it Aggy's birthday yesterday? crap, and I would have baked him a cake ;(


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spacedog - May 29, 2010, 9:57 pm
Have a good one Trash.
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 9:32 pm
And in a dark brown voice, I say H-a-p-p-y Birthday.
Cubbybear - May 29, 2010, 3:25 pm
Have a good one Trash
TheTrashHeap - May 29, 2010, 2:08 pm
Thanks ICE!


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spacedog - January 30, 2010, 8:28 pm
Happy Birthday Mooo+!
rerun - January 30, 2010, 5:25 pm

20 more days by my count
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 30, 2010, 5:17 pm

Aggy has a lot as well. When is that dirty Mexican coming back anyways?
Bartimaeus - January 30, 2010, 5:15 pm
lol Yeah, Cubby. You're the biggest thing in the tag cloud.
Cubbybear - January 30, 2010, 5:13 pm
Between Mooooo,logicDude, Culos and myself we must have the most posters about our names
Bartimaeus - January 30, 2010, 3:56 pm
Yes...and DAMN! Cows live FOREVER! Long live the king!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 30, 2010, 3:48 pm

14 .....Now do you regret all those suggestive PM's and pics you sent me?
Bartimaeus - January 30, 2010, 2:53 pm
I'm glad you like it. By the way, what is 31 in cow years?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 30, 2010, 2:04 pm

thanks Bart. 5L

FACEPLANTS BIRTHDAY - The party was ruined when his mom woke him up from his wet dream.

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Bovee - March 23, 2010, 3:08 pm
had to use this picture for something. its to great not to.
Faceplant31 - March 23, 2010, 1:35 pm

Love it! She is always effing up the good ones tho!

JUST GREAT - Crappy gifts, annoying family and now Christ is coming! My birthday is gonna blow this year.

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boxy - March 14, 2011, 5:37 am
5 lions, all going "meh, not this again?"
voodoo3535 - March 12, 2011, 3:51 pm
Right on. I dont know if I should be excited or worried.
Freeway911 - March 12, 2011, 2:26 pm
Funny mine is the 23rd and I said the same thing.

CHILDHOOD MEMORIES... - My 5th Birthday Party... The presents... The cake... The clown... Being introduced to my REAL dad...

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GreyScorpion - March 14, 2010, 11:16 am
The Tree!! with the BIG funny!! 5L

THE HELIUM/OXYGEN RATIO - Grey's still working on it

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rerun - July 3, 2010, 12:27 pm

a birthday wish for somebody who always has the opposite view.
GreyScorpion - July 2, 2010, 5:47 pm
I'm still working on that bourbon/Ice ratio too. but I'm getting closer..5L


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rerun - May 9, 2010, 10:23 am

well, I guess if motifake were a household name there would be a "timmy (soon to be called "fozzwad"" day to honor those here who have been banned.


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MR M -

RERUN - All the GREYBEARDS have shown up for this Birthday party.

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WAIT A MINUTE... - If the camera's sitting on the counter, then how did they take the picture?

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DreMagnum - February 8, 2010, 1:09 pm
Wow, he really went far with this story
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 8, 2010, 11:23 am

I'm proud of you Mr.M.......It was very open minded of you to take a pic of a room full of trannies.....Did they make it worth your while?
motifake - February 8, 2010, 11:19 am

I took the pic!

MOTIFAKE - Now 4 Years Old, Congratulations.

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Jacob - May 22, 2010, 11:58 pm
the pic makes perfect sense
TheBarnShark - May 22, 2010, 8:37 pm
They choose Pac-Man, over The Empire Strikes Back... What has this world become? Perhaps the didn't want to be sued by George.


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Cubbybear - January 5, 2010, 10:07 pm
That song was the best thing about Highlander
rerun - January 5, 2010, 8:35 am

BOR - Sorry for your loss. Maybe one day you can tell Sarahs story


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Birthday Cake -

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Your Birthday -

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Happy Birthday -

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vilnius - November 19, 2014, 6:54 pm
or what she NEEDED