Bar Demotivational Poster
THE HOT CRAZY SCALE - A girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot
THE HOT/CRAZY SCALE - Sometimes, the sex just isn't worth it.
BROCK OBAMA - Yes, we can catch'em all!
IT'S A TRAP! - An Admiral should know better
BABY SEAL -
M C D O N A L D S - A boom to the wheelbarrow industry.
SOCIALIST - Taking the hard earned money of others and giving it to underachievers
PRISON - When You See It. Don't Move. It's A Trap!
MASTER BLASTER - Who runs Bartertown?!
SHIBARI - Still looking for the perfect knot
A DAY AT THE BEACH - Zoinks!
SCOOBY DOO: THE ANIME - How f*cking cool would that be?
EPIC FAIL - The next "change" will happen 1/20/13
KEN...I'M HOME! - OH....MY...GAWD!!!!
AROUSING SUSPICION -
EPIC CAMELBOOB - Something this epic deserved a whole new word and "Boobtoe" just doesn't work! Now, put on the bunny ears...
DRINKING TO FORGET - "She's gone bud... And ya ain't gonna find another one in a dive like this, or at the bottom of a bottle."
VELMA IS SEXY! - JINKIES!
DONUT WARS - Don't get between men and their donuts!
CAPTAIN CAVEMAN - A short hairy guy touring around with 3 hot chicks? (Sound like a Ron Jeremy movie.)
MACHINE GUNS -
GUNS DON'T MAKE YOU A KILLER - Killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
AMERICAN FOOTBALL - It's not for girls.
HEY - Has anyone seen the dog?
OBAMA'S GREATEST FEAR - Meeting with brutal dictators, no problem. Talking with news that ask tough questions, NO WAY!
BOMBARDMENT - A game as old as pain itself
HONG KONG PHOOEY - Hom Chicky Bomb Chicky Dong Diddly Dong Diddly Dong Dong Bow Wow Wow
PIGTAILS - Because when you're going on a wild ride... ...it's good to have handle bars
ANATOMICALLY INCORRECT - "Ken, why do you always smell like whiskey and cigarettes?" "Well maybe it's because I'm dating the hottest, sluttiest, blonde on the planet, and I HAVE NO DICK!!"
IT'S A TRAP - Admiral Ackbar knows.
GUN CONTROL - This is the only gun you'll need, once my domestic police force eliminates all crime (and opposition to my eventual world domination).
THE CRAZY-BITCH-DIET - I fuckin love klondike bars
HOOKAH - Because it looks like were smoking tobacco
CATS - They're great for pitching practice
TRAMP STAMP -
SPECIAL STAR TREATMENT - Barney loves a good rimjob between takes
BARTENDER - Can I have a...I mean... WOW! You are...ummmmmm... Soooooo thirsty...
ISLAM - IT'S A TRAP!
MUSIC - A beautiful representation of human life.
VELMA OR DAPHNE? - The NEW "Betty or Veronica" debate!
THE BARONESS - The reason Cobra kept one woman on their payroll.
SHAME - No, you should not have done *that* for a Klondike bar
IT'S FRIDAY! - Need another Jagerbomb?
IT'S A TRAP! - After that, find the computer room!
THIS EVIL ANIMAL -
TRUE DARING -
HONG KONG PHOOEY -
CAPTAIN AMERICA VS. BARACK OBAMA - There can be only one!
THE BARONESS - the ONLY reason Cobra still manages to get recuits
SO LONESTAR..., - We meet again...
BARNEY AND FRIENDS - As soon as I saw this picture... ...the homicidal urges returned God...help me!
THE BARK KNIGHT -
BENEFITS BARBIE - Look kids, Barbie now has kids... and a heroin addiction! Needles sold separately.
FIVE NUNS WALK INTO A BAR -
THOMAS JEFFERSON - The first US President to tell Muslim Pirates to go suck a lemon, by ending millions in "tribute" being paid to them, and sending war ships to punish their treachery.
FILIPINAS - Putting the "F" back into LBFM and the "OHHH" back into Olongopo.
SNIPER CROWBAR - Long range bludgeoning
BARBIE - Special Dunkin' Donuts limited edition
bare minimum -
PURE FANTASY - like you would ever have 3 bars with AT&T
CHILDHOOD MEMORIES RUINED - You have been forever scarred since you caught Barney Doing you Mom
CROWD CONTROL -
DON'T... - read it, just sign it... Don't read it... just SIGN IT! DON'T READ IT, JUST SIGN IT!
MY COUNTRY - is better than your country, because my country HAS country! End of discussion...you stinkin' Commie...
TENDERHEART BEAR -
BRAZILIAN WAXING -
BARNEY FRANK LOGIC - * Have your boyfriend at Fannie Mae donate $40,000 in campaign contributions. * Ignore Fannie's bad mortgage loans; ignore all Republican concerns. * When it all collapses; blame Bush!!!
BARACK OBAMA - The only president to visit 57 states.
THE BARON - It's at Twelve O'Clock!
DISNEY JOES - If Jerry Bruckheimer was doing the G.I. Joe movie...
A GOOD BARTENDER -
OWW!!! MOTHER... -
JINKIES! - Va-va-Velma!
ARE YOU CRAZY? -
BATGIRL - All THIS and brains too!
ONLY ONE LEFT -
I'VE GOT THE GRILL AND BEER READY - are you ready to give me your meat?
IF - If it ain't Baroque don't fix it!
HOMONYMS - No!! When I said 'Bare-chested', I meant...
HUMBLE OBSERVATION -
BEER BARREL BETTY -
RURAL DRIVE-BY - Outraged with DQ for dropping Cheese Curds from the menu Keith and his trailer park boys decided to bring the hurt.
RINGER HER UP... - $0.99? Really? Sorry, I didn't realize you were a cheap whore.
HUGGY OBAMA - The Chitown Hustler
FRED & BARNEY - The Ultimate Bromance
BARACK OBAMA - The first Vulcan-American President of The United States of America
WELCOME TO - "Barbecue on a Budget", here on The Homeless Channel
ACKBAR - "It's a trap!" We know! We know! Change the record, ya' anchovy!
The Riddle of Steel -
BEST OF BOTH WORLDS - She even comes with two cute friends as accessories.
ALLAHU AKBAR - Terrorism: It's a trap!
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