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THE HOT CRAZY SCALE - A girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot

THE HOT/CRAZY SCALE - Sometimes, the sex just isn't worth it.

BROCK OBAMA - Yes, we can catch'em all!

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Rating: 3.47/5

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IT'S A TRAP! - An Admiral should know better

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Rating: 4.58/5

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Claire - May 28, 2010, 7:16 pm
I lol'd.


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missick13 - February 23, 2013, 10:10 pm
OH...i thought when he walked in they would say awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 16, 2012, 12:07 am
Ouch! Ha ha! Sad but laughing my a** off! 5L

M C D O N A L D S - A boom to the wheelbarrow industry.

SOCIALIST - Taking the hard earned money of others and giving it to underachievers

PRISON - When You See It. Don't Move. It's A Trap!

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Rating: 2.5/5

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MASTER BLASTER - Who runs Bartertown?!

SHIBARI - Still looking for the perfect knot

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Rating: 4.5/5

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HAL8999 - March 27, 2010, 1:30 am
Is it me. Or is Shaggy 'tenting'???
Occupo Noctis - January 8, 2010, 2:25 pm
Danger-prone Daphene breaks sh!t... *cringes* Velma FTW!!

SCOOBY DOO: THE ANIME - How f*cking cool would that be?

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Rating: 3.65/5

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RandomShinigami4 - August 19, 2010, 6:35 pm
that would be AWESOME hell I'd watch that
Bartimaeus - August 16, 2010, 1:34 am
Does this yield any answers?
kaoruhikaru - March 20, 2010, 8:02 pm
omg it sooo much better love the new look
Woodywood03a - March 13, 2010, 9:28 pm
Oh my god NO!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Shiny - February 16, 2010, 2:21 am
Scooby-Doo kind of sucked before, now you awarding with crown of suckiness. Just a personal opinion of course.
MrBlack - February 8, 2010, 10:32 pm
Win and Awesome. Also go for the nerdy chicks. Cause under the clothes and glasses is a sex goddess.


EPIC FAIL - The next "change" will happen 1/20/13

KEN...I'M HOME! - OH....MY...GAWD!!!!

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EPIC CAMELBOOB - Something this epic deserved a whole new word and "Boobtoe" just doesn't work! Now, put on the bunny ears...

DRINKING TO FORGET - "She's gone bud... And ya ain't gonna find another one in a dive like this, or at the bottom of a bottle."


DONUT WARS - Don't get between men and their donuts!

CAPTAIN CAVEMAN - A short hairy guy touring around with 3 hot chicks? (Sound like a Ron Jeremy movie.)


GUNS DON'T MAKE YOU A KILLER - Killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

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Rating: 3.63/5

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fred - January 4, 2010, 1:45 am
some things are more dangerous than others, retard.

AMERICAN FOOTBALL - It's not for girls.

HEY - Has anyone seen the dog?

OBAMA'S GREATEST FEAR - Meeting with brutal dictators, no problem. Talking with news that ask tough questions, NO WAY!

BOMBARDMENT - A game as old as pain itself

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Rating: 2.96/5

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HONG KONG PHOOEY - Hom Chicky Bomb Chicky Dong Diddly Dong Diddly Dong Dong Bow Wow Wow

PIGTAILS - Because when you're going on a wild ride... ...it's good to have handle bars

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Rating: 4.14/5

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ANATOMICALLY INCORRECT - "Ken, why do you always smell like whiskey and cigarettes?" "Well maybe it's because I'm dating the hottest, sluttiest, blonde on the planet, and I HAVE NO DICK!!"

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Rating: 3.63/5

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Derek - February 12, 2010, 3:32 pm
Even if he did... she's not exactly anatomically correct either.

IT'S A TRAP - Admiral Ackbar knows.

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Rating: 3.17/5

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pieman - January 21, 2010, 10:50 am
Oral sex reminds him of home.
Woodywood03a - January 21, 2010, 1:04 am
He should know..... but he does'nt know that.

GUN CONTROL - This is the only gun you'll need, once my domestic police force eliminates all crime (and opposition to my eventual world domination).

THE CRAZY-BITCH-DIET - I fuckin love klondike bars

HOOKAH - Because it looks like were smoking tobacco

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Rating: 2.84/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 2:14 pm

We can't catch everything, and FYI, questioning approvals is kinda bad form.
Zreiser - December 21, 2010, 1:04 pm
Apparently he didn't attend the Spelling Nazi workshop. Lots of posters get killed for simple spelling/grammar mistakes so what gives on this one?
Donkasaurus - December 19, 2010, 10:01 pm
Ahh, reminds me of mayfest.

CATS - They're great for pitching practice


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Rating: 4.94/5

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rerun - November 27, 2011, 12:48 pm

excellent poster
mariand - November 27, 2011, 10:32 am
great... if all women would have that thing on mind...



SPECIAL STAR TREATMENT - Barney loves a good rimjob between takes

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Rating: 4.87/5

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BARTENDER - Can I have a...I mean... WOW! You are...ummmmmm... Soooooo thirsty...


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Rating: 2.5/5

MUSIC - A beautiful representation of human life.

VELMA OR DAPHNE? - The NEW "Betty or Veronica" debate!

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Rating: 3.13/5

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LordKraven - December 23, 2010, 10:06 am
Due the geeky chicks are always freaks. Bang Velma then make Daphne feel jealous and she will bang you too. Done.


THE BARONESS - The reason Cobra kept one woman on their payroll.

SHAME - No, you should not have done *that* for a Klondike bar

IT'S FRIDAY! - Need another Jagerbomb?

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Rating: 2.77/5

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Ozzy Osbourne Fan - August 22, 2010, 5:41 pm
it's sunday and yes please

IT'S A TRAP! - After that, find the computer room!

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Sho - June 9, 2010, 10:17 pm
+300. +50 One shot kill. 100+ Longshot. 50+ Headshot. Good kill, good kill
Adams - May 30, 2010, 1:13 pm
Yes, yes, yes!!
TheGrayFox - May 23, 2010, 6:32 am
in the name of all that is holy... RIP HIS FRIKEN GUTS OUT AND DANCE ON HIS CORPSE.
lesterinside - May 14, 2010, 11:13 am
I love you, we love Sick! 5L
MO - May 13, 2010, 8:31 am
BAM!!! Instant classic!!
pieman - May 11, 2010, 9:15 am
All praise Sick. You thought you would never need your army training again. 5 head shots.



CAPTAIN AMERICA VS. BARACK OBAMA - There can be only one!

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Rating: 2.46/5

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BrokenEye - August 24, 2010, 8:29 pm
Looking like Obama. He's doin it rong.

THE BARONESS - the ONLY reason Cobra still manages to get recuits

SO LONESTAR..., - We meet again...

BARNEY AND FRIENDS - As soon as I saw this picture... ...the homicidal urges returned God...help me!

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Rating: 4/5

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agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 8:50 pm
A few episodes of Teletubbies, and you'll be seeing Barney as a Grimace for the 90's
G4briel - March 12, 2010, 7:16 pm
Yes...yes, pink dinosaur, i'm gonna kill 'em all... Me kIlL fOr pynkk dINOSAURRRRR!!!!!
R.S.Jake - March 12, 2010, 4:16 pm
Now I got that damned Barney Song stuck in my head. "I love you, you love me..." Bang! Bang bang bang!!!


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Rating: 3.92/5

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R.S.Jake - March 29, 2010, 1:50 pm
And only about 3000 comments behind #1...go go go! You can do it!
DreMagnum - March 29, 2010, 1:45 pm
Dont mind this one, just being #2 in comments
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 12:38 am
He burned brightly.
DreMagnum - January 11, 2010, 12:35 am
See there he is.

BENEFITS BARBIE - Look kids, Barbie now has kids... and a heroin addiction! Needles sold separately.


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Rating: 3.33/5

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OMG377 - November 11, 2011, 4:58 pm
I am Sooooooo going to H3LL for what I'm thinking right now....

THOMAS JEFFERSON - The first US President to tell Muslim Pirates to go suck a lemon, by ending millions in "tribute" being paid to them, and sending war ships to punish their treachery.

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Rating: 3.15/5

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Daniel Rivers - January 18, 2011, 11:25 pm
@Derek-Yeah it was the Barbary Wars. "To the Shores of Tripoli" From the Marines Hymn is talking about this part in US History. Tripoli is in modern Lybia and US ships were being forced to pay "protection" money like the Mob does. Thommy don't play dat

FILIPINAS - Putting the "F" back into LBFM and the "OHHH" back into Olongopo.

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Rating: 2.8/5

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ihate - May 7, 2011, 1:35 am
F*ck you Todd Snyder, I'm Malaysian that means, LBFM hits my countrymen as well .. !!! I really hate this picture just 1% SEAns have this kind of job ... are you thinking??? There are lots in you place... go f*ck one !!! I love Filipinos, nice people :)

SNIPER CROWBAR - Long range bludgeoning

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Rating: 2.5/5

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BARBIE - Special Dunkin' Donuts limited edition

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bare minimum -

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PURE FANTASY - like you would ever have 3 bars with AT&T

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Rating: 4.79/5

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crankyhead - September 19, 2010, 8:23 pm
gorgeous Z, just gorgeous.
Faceplant31 - September 18, 2010, 4:39 pm

Perfect zook
Reality Lord - September 18, 2010, 10:45 am

CHILDHOOD MEMORIES RUINED - You have been forever scarred since you caught Barney Doing you Mom

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Rating: 4.25/5

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Wyrmspawn - December 2, 2011, 11:08 pm
Always had my suspicions 'bought him
Feasibly - December 2, 2011, 11:24 am
Dang ol' Barney...just not happy unless he's in front of a camera. 5


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Rating: 4.14/5

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angelous - July 22, 2010, 11:46 am
jibarocampesino - July 22, 2010, 11:15 am
There is no more pleasurable thing as licking my TI-89


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Rating: 3.76/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 12:49 am

Can't even spell Houston right.....
Jacob - May 23, 2010, 12:47 am
Houstin we have lift off

DON'T... - read it, just sign it... Don't read it... just SIGN IT! DON'T READ IT, JUST SIGN IT!

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Rating: 3.56/5

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TED - March 19, 2010, 1:05 am
"You have to pass it to find out what's in it" IS enough reason for TAR and FEATHERS!

MY COUNTRY - is better than your country, because my country HAS country! End of discussion...you stinkin' Commie...

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Rating: 3.48/5

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Fatt Matt - March 22, 2010, 2:04 pm
Toby Keith is a talentless hack.
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 8:23 pm
"We'll put a boot up your ass! It's the American way!"
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 8:21 pm
Yeah, Toby Keith.
Sean - March 21, 2010, 8:20 pm
Is this the dude who claimed in song that Americans can be defined by their penchant for committing anal rape with rugged manly footwear upon all those who oppose/despise the American way of life?
MO - March 21, 2010, 2:36 pm
I reckon I'muna have to 5 this'un. Ayup!!
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 12:40 pm
Well played, spacedog...well played.
spacedog - March 21, 2010, 12:24 pm
Hillbilly's rap? Oh right...Kid Rock. My mistake.
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 11:59 am
Owning a banjo doesn't make you a hillbilly rappist...but it helps. jk
MrRandom - March 21, 2010, 12:15 am
Bart with a banjo....... Deliverance much?



BARNEY FRANK LOGIC - * Have your boyfriend at Fannie Mae donate $40,000 in campaign contributions. * Ignore Fannie's bad mortgage loans; ignore all Republican concerns. * When it all collapses; blame Bush!!!

BARACK OBAMA - The only president to visit 57 states.

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Rating: 2.85/5

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THE BARON - It's at Twelve O'Clock!

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Rating: 2.56/5

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DISNEY JOES - If Jerry Bruckheimer was doing the G.I. Joe movie...


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OWW!!! MOTHER... -

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Rating: 3.45/5

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Sho - December 31, 2010, 10:23 pm
Yep, I'm the same. Been following your posters all these time. Culos and Cubby too.
Sean - December 25, 2010, 3:22 pm
Thanks, Sho. And are you the same Sho that has been around Motifake forever, as in, almost as long as me?
Sho - December 25, 2010, 3:04 pm
This is hilarious
Sean - December 21, 2010, 5:06 pm
Oh shut up! NO! Wait! don't go ... oh why do they always go away? Anywho, I've got tonnes more of my own posters to comment on. Hurrayyyy!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 4:56 pm

Ewwww... 3 lonely comments on your own poster...Kinda needy my friend.;)
Sean - December 21, 2010, 4:08 pm
Well alright then. It's no longer on the Most Favorited list at all. De-Hacked, I guess. *sigh*
Sean - December 20, 2010, 6:20 pm
Actually, 403. But still. There's got to be some hacking going on. But not by me. I almost never check that because until now, none of mine (and any I really liked from others) ever got on there, let alone in the top ten.
Sean - December 20, 2010, 6:17 pm
According to Top 100 Fav's this has 443. Huh?

JINKIES! - Va-va-Velma!


BATGIRL - All THIS and brains too!


I'VE GOT THE GRILL AND BEER READY - are you ready to give me your meat?

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Rating: 4.86/5

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IF - If it ain't Baroque don't fix it!

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Cubbybear - May 24, 2010, 3:36 am
Funny ...but true 5/5

Hanger -

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HOMONYMS - No!! When I said 'Bare-chested', I meant...

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HAL8999 - May 20, 2010, 5:49 am
How many times have we paid out good money to see 'Bear-Naked Wimmen'??
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:49 pm
That htere is a Cubby Coat (patent pending)... give it a moment... it takes itself off... with or without their permission.



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Mobserver - November 28, 2015, 3:26 pm
After some drinks: http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1511/barrelmaid-the-fish-anyones-barrel-sexy-fun-hottie-demotivational-posters-1448720213.jpg

RURAL DRIVE-BY - Outraged with DQ for dropping Cheese Curds from the menu Keith and his trailer park boys decided to bring the hurt.

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GreyScorpion - June 18, 2010, 11:28 pm
read his tags on his posters. those are really funny
ICEMAN - June 18, 2010, 11:24 pm
Even a busted clock gets it right twice a day. So the clock has a much better avg.
GreyScorpion - June 18, 2010, 11:20 pm
every weekday, the raisin tries, and tries, and tries, 8,9,10 different pics, rejected, and back again the next day...but on occasion, when the moon is full, and the cat has had a bath....he takes one deep to the yard. like 103969 and 102534
TheTrashHeap - June 18, 2010, 11:06 pm
C'mon GS Dish!
agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 10:59 pm
LMAO! I believe it.
GreyScorpion - June 18, 2010, 10:58 pm
you should have seen the first 5
agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 10:39 pm
Well played!

RINGER HER UP... - $0.99? Really? Sorry, I didn't realize you were a cheap whore.

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Rating: 3.52/5

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Derek - January 25, 2010, 4:18 pm
That's a very long bar code. Your reader might be off.

HUGGY OBAMA - The Chitown Hustler

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FRED & BARNEY - The Ultimate Bromance

BARACK OBAMA - The first Vulcan-American President of The United States of America

WELCOME TO - "Barbecue on a Budget", here on The Homeless Channel

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ACKBAR - "It's a trap!" We know! We know! Change the record, ya' anchovy!

The Riddle of Steel -

BEST OF BOTH WORLDS - She even comes with two cute friends as accessories.

ALLAHU AKBAR - Terrorism: It's a trap!

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Rating: 1.89/5

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