Bad Demotivational Poster
TATTOOS - and that shit is permanent
BUKKAKE - If you don't shower before bed, this is what happens to your pillow.
NICE GUYS - Boosting the confidence of women after the last bad guy she dated and preparing her for the next
LIGHTNING TORNADO - natures baddass
HEY, YOU! - What did you say about my mama? You best apologize before I bust a motherfucking cap in your sorry ass.
I R R E P R E S S I B L E - Resistant to failure Unmoved by fate or circumstances Unafraid...
corn dog eating -
GOOD GIRLS GO TO HEAVEN - Bad Girls Go Everywhere
THE MODERN WOMAN - Multitasking seemed to be the only way Norma could balance career and family. When the end came, she never knew what hit her.
A PESSIMIST - Is a man who think all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are...
MONEY LAUNDERING - Well, of course that's what it means.
WORST...CHRISTMAS GIFT...EVER -
NO BRUNO BAD BOY - That is not the toy mommy wanted
PUNS - getting shittier and shittier every time.
SEVEN YERS BAD LUCK - If you think that is excessive for a broken mirror, try breaking a condom
BAD SANTA - Girls you weren't on my naughty list, you were on my to do list ...
OLYMPIC BADMINTON - no, that's not gay at all...
SUPER SAIYAN PIKACHU - What's up now Gary?
PARENTING SKILLS - some lack....... fuck that shit you have none!
BAD PHOTOSHOP -
BAD JOKES -
TALLAHASSEE - I looked up BADASS in the dictionary and saw his picture.
LEASHES - Now available in innocent-looking child backpacks.
THOR - The dude you call when superheroes need a superhero
WHO LIKES POTATO PANCAKES? -
CHRISTMAS - Time of Reckoning.
ANOTHER BAD DAY? - Wanna trade places?
NO BUSH - it says so on her badge (thousands of pedo's are fapping now)
THE POPE CARD -
MAY I SAY SOMETHING? - God...you glasses are huge! I glad I got that off YOUR chest.
IRONY - When the tattoo artist asked if he REALLY wanted a Nike "Swoosh", this was the only answer he could think of...
MINDFUCK - The one and only.
OUCH! - well, don't say we didn't warn you
BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE #2 - The frisbee in the Canyon
CRAIG'S LIST - not the best place to find a doctor
NIKOLA TESLA WAS REALLY COOL -
DEVIL - NO DISGUISE -
AAA - "Is this AAA Roadside assistance? My name is Susan..." "Say no more, what is your location, Ma'am."
GOOD NEWS, BAD NEWS - Good News: She never complains that the keys are sticky any more. Bad News: I have to order a new keyboard everytime she uses the computer.
STAR WARS PEDOPHILE -
TWO GIRLS ONE CUP REACTION - I felt the same way when i first saw it
GOT YER NOSE! - I loved playing that game... ahhhhh such sweet childhood memories!
POOR CHOICES -
THE WORLD IS AMSOME -
WIENER LANTASY -
WILE E. COYOTE - Thinks this will end badly.
GOODYEAR TIRES - Their man has really let himself go.
TAROT CARDS -
VAMPIRES WERE ONCE BADASS -
F#CKING RUN! - The sh*t has hit the fan! I repeat! The sh*t has hit the fan! These motherf*ckers are playing Yu-Gi-Oh! If he lays a trap card, we're all F#CKED!
DISASTERS - They're not cheap!
CORPORATIONS - Sure, they'll donate money to your campus...but don't think for a second that it means that bespectacled, heartless machine respects you.
I'M MORE OF A DOG PERSON -
GAY TEST - I hope we've seen the last of them since the latest Tranny incident BE YOURSELF.
BAD PHOTOSHOP -
TOUGH ROOSTER - Yeah he's in the joint, but he doesn't really give a cluck.
FRIDAY THE 13TH -
TROGDOR - He comes in the night.
CARS - Looks like Lightning McQueen Really doesn't like Owen Smith anymore
PERMANENT PATHETIC - This is what happens when you don't see their artwork first...
CESAR MILLAN SUCKS - Here is the new way to rehab aggressive dogs........ Community service
BAD SEX - Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand
DOMINATRIXES - Even "bad girls" need a little loving occasionally
BADASS OR SEXY IN THE RAIN? - The Nerds And Dorks Of America Could Give A Shit Never Question Their One True Goddess
RULE #1 - when you're trying to be badass ...get a better background
FINALLY PETE WON -
HAVE YOU EVER HAD - Just one of those days?
BADASS - Let's face it, you'll never be this good.
GOOD NEWS, BAD NEWS -
DEFINITION: BAD DAY - Getting hit by a train AND having your dead carcass flung on top of a transmission pole.
HORS D'OEUVRES - That is the LAST time we let SpaceDog bring the Brownies to our poker night!
CLEAN YOUR ROOM! - The young ones are so messy! Ok...I'll clean it...damn! I mean..DAYUM! LOL:)
HAPPY FATHERS DAY -
HER HAIR WEAVE - Who knew SATAN was a hair dresser?
IT'S A TRAP -
NATIONAL FLAGS - Some Are Pretty Cool And Then Some Have Snakes Carrying Knives
THE MANY WAYS TO GOD - Here they are.
I DON'T GET IT DEAR - Why can't little Johnny sleep?
AMERICAN NINJA - The reason Chuck Norris retired
LYING CRIMINAL -
LIKE FATHER - Like son
LIFE CHOICES - Whenever my dad went to the toilet he’d say ‘I’m going to the office’ Maybe that’s what he meant when he said his job was a shithole
Yoga Pants -
BLOODY MARY -
RUNAWAY BRIDE -
BAD GIRL -
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