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Asian Demotivational Poster


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Rating: 4.48/5

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agdaniele - September 27, 2010, 1:40 am
*cougars. I suck!
agdaniele - September 26, 2010, 7:53 pm
Ah yes.... the feature of coubars that guys never tell you.
Reality Lord - September 26, 2010, 6:14 pm
n1 fors. mohawk would go well on this cat.

ASIAN DRIVERS - It's the only explanation.


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Rating: 3.47/5

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MissRed - May 24, 2010, 11:03 am
Oh please! A stew is waaaay better... OOooor if your have a good meat grinder you could make a wonderful steak! I have the recipe right here!
ICEMAN - May 21, 2010, 8:51 pm
Depends how you cook it. A nice long smoke with applewood or cherry, it's to die for - so to speak.
Faceplant31 - May 21, 2010, 8:04 pm

Thats me, i don't think anyone else here really is all that into canabalism as i am.
R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 6:48 pm
LMAO! I thought you liked your women ground up and in the freezer? Or was that Faceplant?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 6:45 pm

Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 6:43 pm

that's how I like my women and my.... well....u know.
R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 6:37 pm
I like my coffee "Irish"!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 6:36 pm

I thought I was the only one who drank in the morning......Iluvs u guyz....
R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 6:34 pm
That's a contraction of "confused" and "Pissed"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 6:32 pm

Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 6:31 pm

Yes. Yes they do.......you wouldn't understand Grandpa.
R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 6:26 pm
Hey, I never said I wasa young pup, but there are a few guys on here a bit older than me...not many, but a few. And I am confussed Moooo, do the frogs help in the masturbation?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 6:01 pm

Guilty.......But I'd learned "the stranger" by then.
Faceplant31 - May 21, 2010, 6:00 pm

Didnt you day you were still doing that in '09 too Mooo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 5:58 pm

You're old Jake!...in 89 I was still killing frogs and learning aboot masturbation....not at the same time..Mostly.
R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 3:06 pm
It took 10 years of therapy and being subjected to hours of looking at pics of myself from that period for me to finally admit that it was not the best fashion fad to go with.
MissRed - May 21, 2010, 2:02 pm
Thank you for your honesty R.S.
R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 1:51 pm
OK, I'm not proud of it and my wife makes fun of me all the time for it...but I had that exact hair style in 1989. Same shirt too I think, and if he's wear acid wash jeans, I had a stalker and didn't know it! 5 bad memories.


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Rating: 2.22/5

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ASIAN HOOKERS - 5 dora! Sucky sucky! I ruve you rong time! 5 dora!

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Rating: 2.86/5

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whatukno - September 14, 2010, 5:11 pm
Hey sojah boy! You party sojah boy?
Titsman - February 5, 2010, 7:18 pm
haha you got that right! Its my first motifake, yay for me :)
CANADA - February 5, 2010, 3:26 pm
Full metal jacket was a sweet movie


PETITE ASIAN GIRL - The perfect table decoration for a small home or apartment

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Rating: 3.82/5

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billnetter - January 11, 2014, 11:49 pm
Now she is Yummy! (smile)

ASIAN WOMEN - Because you need to be tiny to fit in that net

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Rating: 4.08/5

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WAIT A MINUTE... - An Asian AND a Woman? You might as well light the car on... Oh... never-mind....

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Rating: 3.55/5

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irresistablex3 - January 13, 2011, 10:39 pm
um LOL

ASIAN GIRLS - No Boobs, No Ass, No Problem!!

Asian Women -

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Rating: 4.52/5

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rerun - October 30, 2013, 6:41 am

A view I never get tired of.

WHO KNEW - I had no idea they had camels in Asia

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Rating: 4.24/5

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zombie2093 - October 2, 2012, 11:53 pm
uh yea Mongolia has camels
ICEMAN - November 19, 2011, 4:50 am
You've never heard of a two humper?

COFFEE, TEA OR ME? - When posed with a question like this.. The answer is always Me.

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Rating: 4.05/5

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Pikeman - October 28, 2015, 7:16 pm
I suppose if you like silicone.
McDirty - June 7, 2010, 1:54 pm
R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 10:59 am

ASIAN EMO - because small penis is not good enough


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Rating: 4.56/5

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zombie2093 - September 26, 2012, 10:06 pm
honestly who gives a shit? there titties! just be grateful some body let's you idiots touch em once in awhile, that is unless you guy's are just admitting your gay
Donkasaurus - December 12, 2010, 11:02 pm
Pretty sure thats a C cup or more. Not everyone is in to huge stretch-marked titties...
culos - December 12, 2010, 5:49 pm
And what material have you got for comparison? Sure, mamms titties looked big when you were sucking them but maybe that's because you were still small.....
Brady Raphael - December 12, 2010, 5:05 pm
Those are actually quite small. They are jut pushed together to LOOK big.

MOTIFAKERS - Who's says we can't get a real girls?


PROSTITUTES - You don't pay for them to sleep with you. You pay for them to leave in the morning.

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Rating: 4.3/5

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SunnyDay - December 21, 2010, 10:05 am
to be fair a little bit of both 5L
angelous - October 26, 2010, 6:51 pm
5L xD
440wakeup - August 16, 2010, 8:36 pm

OH, SHIT. - An Asian Santa moped squad.

DEADLY - A womans tongue.. like a sharp sword can kill with one blow.. but most women prefer torturing you with it first....

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Rating: 4.59/5

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jameswnash - September 18, 2010, 7:21 pm
oooh and us not forget the teases!
Reality Lord - September 18, 2010, 5:27 pm
nice one!


ENGRISH - Motha-fucka! Do you speak it?!

A GIRL’S LEGS - are her best friends, but the best of friends must part. ~ Redd Foxx

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Rating: 4.53/5

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rerun - August 23, 2011, 7:45 pm

He also used to "act" as a doorman at NBC studios in NYC. He would hurl insults at people as he opened the dor for them, then act innocent when confronted. He was one hell of a nice guy
rudeboy308 - August 23, 2011, 6:23 pm
Before Sanford and Son, Redd Foxx was one of those XXX party album comedians, telling hilariously filthy jokes like this one. R.I.P. Redd.

BITCH FIT - You Better Hope To God This Pussycat Doesn't Throw One

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Rating: 3.22/5

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OH JEEZ... - Not another totally hot Asian chick in costume!! What are we to do?

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Rating: 2.73/5

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GreatDaneMonkey - April 20, 2010, 12:16 pm
STFU she's awesome!
Bob D. Sailor - April 19, 2010, 8:27 pm
Hot with crazy ass eyes... But no one can do a chick fake like Cubby.
Fatt Matt - April 19, 2010, 5:56 pm
Vote 1L. That's what I did.

Forbidden Fruit -

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Rating: 5/5

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NATIVE AMERICANS - Always Dealing Me 16.

Asian Women -

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Rating: 4.86/5

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jameswnash - September 26, 2010, 7:55 pm
too buku
Reality Lord - September 26, 2010, 6:13 pm
5 dolla?

BALANCE - Ever since puberty... Kei has no sense of it.

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Rating: 3.96/5

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Densaku - February 4, 2010, 9:52 am
Poor girl....-_-

FILIPINAS - Putting the "F" back into LBFM and the "OHHH" back into Olongopo.

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Rating: 2.8/5

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ihate - May 7, 2011, 1:35 am
F*ck you Todd Snyder, I'm Malaysian that means, LBFM hits my countrymen as well .. !!! I really hate this picture just 1% SEAns have this kind of job ... are you thinking??? There are lots in you place... go f*ck one !!! I love Filipinos, nice people :)

HARDEN UP - So what if its not politically correct its freaking funny!

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Rating: 2.65/5

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REAP OF FAITH - Asians have a racial +2 to jump

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ASIAN MAIL ORDER BRIDES - Ok , time to pack this one up. She's just been purchased on Motibrides.com

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Rating: 4/5

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corneredbadger - January 23, 2011, 10:31 pm
no spacedog, it's run for Cubby
spacedog - October 26, 2010, 8:16 pm
I'm not familiar with that part of the new MotiNetwork. Is it run by Cubby?
forseti - October 26, 2010, 3:39 am
nice example on MotiVoting. With another nickname you would have got 5/5 ;)

ALWAYS LATE - I maybe habitually late, but damn I look good. My little Cubbybear doesn't mind

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Rating: 3.82/5

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The Goat - March 15, 2010, 8:57 pm
just as long as she's not late 28 days from now!

YEAH...YOU'RE HOT - Now get in that kitchen and make me some pie!

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Rating: 3.65/5

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wampyre - June 4, 2010, 8:56 am
i think he wants BOTH kinds of pie
R.S.Jake - March 2, 2010, 4:23 pm
@ Vatika, I know this is a bit late, but oven mitts make great coaster...just saying.
GuinnessTroll - March 2, 2010, 4:08 pm
Francine Dee is hawt...
CANADA - February 20, 2010, 9:45 pm
She looks like a hooker with fake tits
MustyK - February 20, 2010, 9:39 pm
I wanna Sammich !!


HYPNOSIS - Just....uhmm....wow....don't look into her eyes.

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Rating: 3.38/5

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agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 5:37 pm
I...... mean...... must buy Wii.
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 5:36 pm
But really... what else is there to stare at?
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 5:36 pm
I'll be damned... he's got a point.

SHOPPING HINT #84 - When buying a bicycle, please consider the seat color.

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Rating: 4.39/5

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Produceman117 - January 21, 2010, 12:30 pm
HaHaHa!!! Nice.



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Rating: 4.85/5

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threebears - March 20, 2011, 6:29 pm
you forgot Norway...MUCH BETTER
agdaniele - February 24, 2011, 3:46 pm
I'd take a nice girl... thoughtful, strong and caring. Regardless of race. How's that?
culos - February 24, 2011, 3:41 pm
But are they there for the taking? What makes you think they want you to take them? That's demotivational isn't it just?
blazingfirefox - February 24, 2011, 3:19 pm
i would take a swedish girl over asian girl any day
culos - February 24, 2011, 3:56 am
Although I can agree with the general sentiment of the poster I have to say you didn't use the finest specimens. I travel in Sweden a lot and let me tell you that this is like scraping the barrel.Only problem with Swedish girls is over-emancipation!
knuker - February 23, 2011, 7:49 pm
same, besides the swedish girls all like "old fish".
rerun - February 21, 2011, 8:09 pm

think I will keep my Asian fever


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Rating: 4.36/5

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GreyScorpion - December 12, 2010, 2:34 pm

OLIVIA MUNN - I would be her slave boy any day...

YELLOW FEVER - Dick Cheney has it!

REAL NAZIS - They Like Asians. BWAP!

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Rating: 2.41/5

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HOT BLONDE OR TRANNY IN BLUE - I'M THINKING! I'M THINKING!! I can't make a decision with you presssuring me like this. You're triggering my PTSD!

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Rating: 2.17/5

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[email protected] - January 26, 2010, 7:18 am
So the LATINA in brown goes home alone again.
Derek - January 25, 2010, 4:00 pm
Might be a difficult decision for you, but the rest of us are going for gold

PEOPLE WHO DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH - One big punchline after another

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Rating: 2.07/5

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CRAMMING THE PUPPIES - It's tough to tame them... ...when they've been spoiled

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Rating: 4.64/5

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Rating: 4.6/5

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Greeny - February 18, 2011, 8:47 pm

How did they get one 15 amp circuit to handle that much juice?
spacedog - February 18, 2011, 6:05 pm
spacedog - February 18, 2011, 5:56 pm
LOL! I thought Cubby was unstoppable, but now everyone knows he's just nigh-unstoppable. 5 hair dried lions.
ICEMAN - February 18, 2011, 1:18 pm
So what your saying is, Cubby prefers sushi?


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Rating: 4.56/5

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eldiabloloco - October 2, 2010, 9:34 am
i'll take two
agdaniele - September 27, 2010, 8:16 pm
Well played.
Reality Lord - September 27, 2010, 4:49 pm
5L from me dude and i've heard worse reaspons than monsoons to get married.


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Rating: 4.47/5

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Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 8:51 am
lmao cubby....awesome dude!

CUBBYBEAR DREAMS - 98% of Asian Women Can't Be Wrong.

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Rating: 4.08/5

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IllChillKyle - December 22, 2010, 10:43 am
0_0 I soo want!
forseti - April 12, 2010, 5:37 pm
fuckin' hawt!
spacedog - January 9, 2010, 11:28 pm
Speaking of Nair...
Sho - January 9, 2010, 11:25 pm
Wa wa wa wa wa D:

ARE YOU OK? - Til this day LogicDude will only admit to slipping not fainting,when he met Kai

CUBBYBEAR - Prefers Melons Over Tomatoes

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Rating: 3.78/5

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rerun - January 22, 2010, 4:30 pm

how did I miss this?

PLAZA FOOD HALL'S - Their restaurants are always so warm & inviting.., however...., that is sometimes lost ever so slightly in translation...

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Rating: 3.5/5

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hootizz - February 10, 2011, 3:25 am
Exactly CC.., the very point I am trying to make.., but maybe its been lost in my translation as well...
Cloudchaser - February 10, 2011, 12:08 am
It's actually a misunderstanding by our culture. It's pronounced "fookoo" like the "oo" in "book"

FUCK IT! - I don't know whether to make this a "THEY SEE ME ROLL'N" motifake or a racist using FOOD FOR FUEL one.

CUBBY'S MELON PATCH - What else did you expect him to grow there?

DENIAL - Everyone goes through it.

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Rating: 2.36/5

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lilpinkfrog - February 2, 2010, 7:57 pm
even though that's a girl.. hahah xD


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Rating: 2.33/5

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BennyChick - March 23, 2010, 4:56 pm
AHHH MY FANTASIES R GONE!!!!!!!! jk all i need is booze

THEY'RE NOT REALLY GLASSES - Cubby Told Me I'd Need Eye-Protection.


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Rating: 4.18/5

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demo33 - June 20, 2011, 10:27 am
it's funnier if you look at it metaphorically. x

GAME GIRL - Ladies love to relax by the pool!

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Rating: 3.73/5

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TheGoat - September 19, 2010, 4:38 am
She seems rather thin to me but different strokes for different folks I guess. Still - funny and original so 5L

INSPIRATIONAL ASIAN QUOTE - Do not impose on others what you yourself do not desire... ...Are we in agreement?

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Rating: 3.58/5

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DON'T BE SHY - After All, It's Cubby's Christmas Wish

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Rating: 3.43/5

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David A - January 11, 2010, 3:02 pm
Me no love long time!

EMO ASIAN CONTRACT KILLER - killing you while staying non-conformist

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ramblerjw - June 17, 2010, 3:23 pm
lllico, not only that, but holding the butt stock in the fold of his elbow would make it hard to hit the side of a barn at more han 15 yards
Reason - February 18, 2010, 2:44 pm
I would have said, killing you then killing himself...hopefully
IllicoPresto - February 18, 2010, 12:10 pm
I wouldn't worry too much. With the bolt open, he can't aim and he can't shoot.

THE AGE OF INNOCENCE - The ability to look 14...even if you're actually 20

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Rating: 3.2/5

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YOUR NEW BACKPACK - It will leave you schoolmates speechless One Word....AMSOME!

ZOMBIE SURVIVAL - Acting cold, lifeless, un-emotional Like the walking dead WILL NOT STOP A ZOMBIE ATTACK, RUN RUN!

Asian Ghostbuster -

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Rating: 2.36/5

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YOU'RE WELCOME... - I always aim to please.


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Rating: 4.56/5

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vulture - January 25, 2012, 12:27 am
Poor girl obviously needs some help keeping those sweater puppies under control. Now, iIf she were to ask me nicely... Aw hell, she could ask me nasty, too! That would be okay.


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Rating: 4.44/5

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Cubbybear - July 16, 2010, 12:53 am
I am :)
agdaniele - July 16, 2010, 12:39 am
Cropping a feel? Sounds like you're shaving them first, Cubby! LOL! 5L!


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Rating: 4.33/5

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THE LOVE-CHILD - Of Cubby & Airman !!

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Rating: 3.88/5

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d3ejmz - December 6, 2010, 9:07 pm
Yes, but males have both x and y chromosomes. it's women who are variety-challenged.
boeweizer - February 22, 2010, 1:09 am
aren't cubby and airman both the holders of y-chromosomes?
Airman - January 19, 2010, 3:48 pm
I demand a DNA test


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Rating: 3.77/5

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culos - January 30, 2011, 10:41 am
Not racist, simple observation, that's all
Dreamscape - January 29, 2011, 8:58 pm
thats kinda racist. I thought that could get your poster deleted. Just sayin.
pzykosiz - December 3, 2010, 11:25 pm
ouuuch. 5l's

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO TELL THE PEOPLE? - Tell them this, "We have big tits and you don't."

A TIGHT SQUEEZE - It can make your face look funny

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boinger - March 10, 2011, 8:45 am
Is that growing out of her belly button?
Faceplant31 - January 13, 2010, 5:48 pm

Om nom nom nom, i don't even like watermelons but i will make an exception for these ones.

FALSE VANITY - Hey! my face is gonna be on the front page of every magazine.....

ASIAN IDOL - Finally Something Worthy On Fox

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Rating: 3/5

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OLIVIA MUNN - Attack of the show would be nothing without her

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Rating: 2.97/5

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oliviafucker - June 21, 2011, 7:54 pm
atos was great before olivia(sarah lane was waaaaaay better)and it's just fine without olivia.sadly,olivia is finding out that her weak acting skills and reluctance to get naked are career killers.aots will be the peak for her til she whips out thefunbags

OWND SCHOOL SLEEP - When Sleeping At school is fun But waking up isn't

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booger13 - March 28, 2010, 5:14 pm


NOSE PICKING - Mr. Wu Needs Your Helping Hand!



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Rating: 5/5

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carebear - March 14, 2012, 12:12 pm
not into feet a bit

Asian Nurse -

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ASIAN HOOKERS - They'll Do What Your Wife Or Girlfriend Won't Do For $100

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Rating: 4.91/5

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culos - October 15, 2010, 3:23 pm
Is this a picture of you being violated by crankyhead?
eldiabloloco - October 15, 2010, 8:39 am
i thought they still did

Asian Chicks -

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Bra Straps -

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Dinner -

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Long Time -

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Fetishes -

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culos - February 22, 2011, 3:46 pm
Funny, max 200 years ago the Americans were in fact mainly Europeans
steph1 - February 22, 2011, 3:34 pm
great poster 5L - without taking anything away from this, it still baffles me about people's misperceptions about asians and orientals....it's like calling americans europeans - just a thought
autumnspirit - February 19, 2011, 2:56 am
What a beautiful picture!


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Cubbybear - July 1, 2010, 1:35 pm
Dear Culos, As they say in TOP GUN, take her to bed or lose her forever! -Cubby P.S. also now is the time to make sure you have a 100% female...you can thank me later.