Asian Demotivational Poster
ASIAN DRIVERS - It's the only explanation.
80'S - WHAT THE HELL WERE WE THINKING?!
ASIAN HOOKERS - 5 dora! Sucky sucky! I ruve you rong time! 5 dora!
FORTUNE BURRITO -
PETITE ASIAN GIRL - The perfect table decoration for a small home or apartment
ASIAN WOMEN - Because you need to be tiny to fit in that net
WAIT A MINUTE... - An Asian AND a Woman? You might as well light the car on... Oh... never-mind....
ASIAN GIRLS - No Boobs, No Ass, No Problem!!
Asian Women -
WHO KNEW - I had no idea they had camels in Asia
COFFEE, TEA OR ME? - When posed with a question like this.. The answer is always Me.
ASIAN EMO - because small penis is not good enough
TIG OL' BITTIES -
MOTIFAKERS - Who's says we can't get a real girls?
PROSTITUTES - You don't pay for them to sleep with you. You pay for them to leave in the morning.
OH, SHIT. - An Asian Santa moped squad.
DEADLY - A womans tongue.. like a sharp sword can kill with one blow.. but most women prefer torturing you with it first....
WTF HAPPENED?? -
ENGRISH - Motha-fucka! Do you speak it?!
A GIRL’S LEGS - are her best friends, but the best of friends must part. ~ Redd Foxx
BITCH FIT - You Better Hope To God This Pussycat Doesn't Throw One
OH JEEZ... - Not another totally hot Asian chick in costume!! What are we to do?
Forbidden Fruit -
THIS IS TOKYO !!! -
NATIVE AMERICANS - Always Dealing Me 16.
Asian Women -
ASIAN WOMAN -
BALANCE - Ever since puberty... Kei has no sense of it.
FILIPINAS - Putting the "F" back into LBFM and the "OHHH" back into Olongopo.
HARDEN UP - So what if its not politically correct its freaking funny!
REAP OF FAITH - Asians have a racial +2 to jump
E3 BOOTH BABES -
ASIAN MAIL ORDER BRIDES - Ok , time to pack this one up. She's just been purchased on Motibrides.com
ALWAYS LATE - I maybe habitually late, but damn I look good. My little Cubbybear doesn't mind
YEAH...YOU'RE HOT - Now get in that kitchen and make me some pie!
LUCY LIU -
HYPNOSIS - Just....uhmm....wow....don't look into her eyes.
SHOPPING HINT #84 - When buying a bicycle, please consider the seat color.
THE HOKEY POKEY - Tell "HOKIE" he can "POKE-ME" ANYTIME.
SWEDISH GIRLS -
ME LOVE YOU LONGTIME -
OLIVIA MUNN - I would be her slave boy any day...
YELLOW FEVER - Dick Cheney has it!
REAL NAZIS - They Like Asians. BWAP!
HOT BLONDE OR TRANNY IN BLUE - I'M THINKING! I'M THINKING!! I can't make a decision with you presssuring me like this. You're triggering my PTSD!
PEOPLE WHO DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH - One big punchline after another
CRAMMING THE PUPPIES - It's tough to tame them... ...when they've been spoiled
DEFENSIVE MEASURES -
MAIL ORDER BRIDE -
CUBBYBEAR DREAMS - 98% of Asian Women Can't Be Wrong.
ARE YOU OK? - Til this day LogicDude will only admit to slipping not fainting,when he met Kai
CUBBYBEAR - Prefers Melons Over Tomatoes
PLAZA FOOD HALL'S - Their restaurants are always so warm & inviting.., however...., that is sometimes lost ever so slightly in translation...
FUCK IT! - I don't know whether to make this a "THEY SEE ME ROLL'N" motifake or a racist using FOOD FOR FUEL one.
CUBBY'S MELON PATCH - What else did you expect him to grow there?
DENIAL - Everyone goes through it.
ASIAN BABES - wait, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?!?
THEY'RE NOT REALLY GLASSES - Cubby Told Me I'd Need Eye-Protection.
GAME GIRL - Ladies love to relax by the pool!
INSPIRATIONAL ASIAN QUOTE - Do not impose on others what you yourself do not desire... ...Are we in agreement?
DON'T BE SHY - After All, It's Cubby's Christmas Wish
EMO ASIAN CONTRACT KILLER - killing you while staying non-conformist
THE AGE OF INNOCENCE - The ability to look 14...even if you're actually 20
YOUR NEW BACKPACK - It will leave you schoolmates speechless One Word....AMSOME!
ZOMBIE SURVIVAL - Acting cold, lifeless, un-emotional Like the walking dead WILL NOT STOP A ZOMBIE ATTACK, RUN RUN!
Asian Ghostbuster -
YOU'RE WELCOME... - I always aim to please.
FAIR SKIN -
A DAY AT THE BEACH -
PRAISE BE -
THE LOVE-CHILD - Of Cubby & Airman !!
HELLO? HELLO ?!? RED BULL??? -
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO TELL THE PEOPLE? - Tell them this, "We have big tits and you don't."
A TIGHT SQUEEZE - It can make your face look funny
FALSE VANITY - Hey! my face is gonna be on the front page of every magazine.....
ASIAN IDOL - Finally Something Worthy On Fox
OLIVIA MUNN - Attack of the show would be nothing without her
OWND SCHOOL SLEEP - When Sleeping At school is fun But waking up isn't
NOSE PICKING - Mr. Wu Needs Your Helping Hand!
GEISHAS - TAKING OFF THEIR SHOES, WIGGLING THEIR TOES FOR OVER 1500 YEARS
Asian Nurse -
ASIAN HOOKERS - They'll Do What Your Wife Or Girlfriend Won't Do For $100
THE CHRONICLES OF CUBBY -
Asian Chicks -
Bra Straps -
GARLIC BREAD -
Long Time -
DEAR CUBBY, HELP! -
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