Scurvy Pete. He was the first to get the Clap. Couldn't stay away from the wenches, and the cheaper the better...then he brought to the Pirates as he was short with long hair and couldn't grow a beard, so the Pirates made him the on-board wench. :)
Um, not to rain on the pirate parade...but they only see wenches at port...lots of long man-filled nights while out to sea...I think I'll keep my Geeky status, and leave Pirating and Ninja-ing to those that want to. :) have fun with that!