GRANMA HOOKER - demotivational poster

TAGS: old hooker depends your mom

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(4.6/5) - 20 votes

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 30, 2012, 7:26 pm, #218182

The picture made me physically gag. But after reading the text I was struck with a migraine and severe nausea :P

Krissie - August 28, 2010, 9:07 pm, #191269

Think I threw up in my mouth just a little...

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#114958 Created August 27, 2010
More by Reality Lord

PEDO-VAMPIRE - I keep getting older, but my food stays the same age. demotivational poster

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(3.55/5) - 33 votes

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 30, 2012, 7:33 pm, #218183

This made me sick on a while different level - the he might have a really retarded digestive track. Lol! 5L

rerun - August 27, 2010, 4:55 pm, #191094

and to think I rejected this this morning....1L for resubmitting a rejected poster

Reality Lord - August 27, 2010, 4:42 am, #191038

if i laugh it gets a 5. i laughed. nice 1 dude!

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#114927 Created August 26, 2010
More by Jeffersons

CREATIONISTS - PRETTY FUNNY PEOPLE. - demotivational poster

TAGS: religion atheist evolution big bang creationism

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(3.78/5) - 23 votes

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rerun - August 26, 2010, 5:13 pm, #190877

while I do like this users work, I am not impressed by his username.

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#114881 Created August 26, 2010
More by goddamn

BROWN RECLUSE - The Tiger Shark of the Spider World. One bite will never be forgotten; if you survive. demotivational poster

TAGS: spider bite spider bite feels so spidery

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(2.81/5) - 27 votes

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 24, 2013, 12:14 am, #218469

*shit *their *through...Don't be racist, everyone likes fried chicken.

missick13 - February 23, 2013, 7:42 pm, #218454

holy sh.it there bite's poisons eats threw flesh like a black guy eats KFC

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 30, 2012, 7:37 pm, #218184

THAT is a brown reclu5e??? Uh... I gotta go and buy some poison to buy for the house O-z--

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#114867 Created August 26, 2010
More by justinb

REDNECK FIRE ALARM - Sometimes its easier to spot than others demotivational poster

TAGS: redneck fire alarm jiffypop smoke detector

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(4.33/5) - 24 votes

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rerun - August 26, 2010, 5:19 pm, #190881

when you hear the popping get out, if you smell it burning...too late

Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2010, 11:24 am, #190855

I find it derivative and anti establishment.....and 5L for a good first attempt......also...I like Swiss better than mozzarella.....And beer.....beer is good.....

tryal - August 26, 2010, 11:14 am, #190854

awsome :)

motinet - August 26, 2010, 11:04 am, #190853

A brilliant FIRST motifake. Bravo!

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#114849 Created August 26, 2010
More by jottjr