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GreyScorpion - Apr 26, 2010 4:21pm, #173691

mmmmm, hAck, cough..mmmmm, "you can't sing for a heck....COUGH!, ahum,....with a hole Ahugh, in your, Ackkk, sptspt,agh, neck"? you want me to sing some Frank?

GreyScorpion - Apr 26, 2010 4:16pm, #173690

5 Come with me to the Casba's

Anonymous2 - Apr 26, 2010 4:10pm, #173689

... and you can't sing worth a heck with a big hole in your neck. No, you don't always die from tobacco.

GreyScorpion - Apr 26, 2010 4:05pm, #173688

whoo-hoo!! classic 5L!!

BriaHere - Apr 26, 2010 3:58pm, #173687

I would.

GreyScorpion - Apr 26, 2010 3:56pm, #173686

cowboy boots and mittens?..must have been Canadian 5L

Airman - Apr 26, 2010 3:51pm, #173685

LOL. Hadn't crossed my mind, but now that you mention it

GreyScorpion - Apr 26, 2010 3:44pm, #173684

props to you...5L

Faceplant31 - Apr 26, 2010 3:40pm, #173683

I sure hope that teacher had a low cut blouse on.

JLBachs - Apr 26, 2010 3:37pm, #173682

Why can't I ALWAYS be the cow?

Jamesd - Apr 26, 2010 3:34pm, #173681

Well done cubbybear

R.S.Jake - Apr 26, 2010 3:29pm, #173680

Ha Ha HA! I didn't see that one coming! 5 lost mittens!

ICEMAN - Apr 26, 2010 3:19pm, #173679

5 thin wispy ones Jake, nice.

Faceplant31 - Apr 26, 2010 2:55pm, #173678

WOW!!! Im just glad you made it thru and didn't O.D on a protein overdose.

R.S.Jake - Apr 26, 2010 2:55pm, #173677

LOL! Sorry to hear that Matt. Well, you know what they say, easy come easy go.

Unclebark - Apr 26, 2010 2:49pm, #173676

Freakin' hilarious!

Fatt Matt - Apr 26, 2010 2:49pm, #173675

No, she wouldn't let me skip it. Worst 3 weeks of my life. Made lots of friends tho...

R.S.Jake - Apr 26, 2010 2:42pm, #173674

And yes, Culinary School would be magic! Not sure if the wife will let me go though.

R.S.Jake - Apr 26, 2010 2:41pm, #173673

So Matt, your wife won't let you go to Blow Job School?

Faceplant31 - Apr 26, 2010 2:40pm, #173672

ROR!! Yea i got slapped when i brought up the stripper pole aerobics class the offer at the local community college but hit a home run with the culinary school.

Fatt Matt - Apr 26, 2010 2:31pm, #173671

Genius!!! You're my hero FP. And the best part is, I'd bet she WANTED to go. So there wasn't that awkward conversation like I had about blow job school.

Faceplant31 - Apr 26, 2010 2:23pm, #173670

Well just do what im doing and send your ol lady to culinary school! It is worth every penny!!!

R.S.Jake - Apr 26, 2010 2:15pm, #173669

Nice! I think about the single life alot, but if I want the single life, now I would have to do it with half of my money. And that is not much. 5 Fond Memories for you!

Fatt Matt - Apr 26, 2010 2:11pm, #173668

at least you get bitter almonds Jake. I've got to fish out my own toaster leavin's

R.S.Jake - Apr 26, 2010 1:59pm, #173667

OK, OK , so you don't like Moobie, sorry, I was just tryin' it out. I can make a pretty mean sammich myself, I never really trust my wife enough to be alone in the kitchen, all her cooking tastes like bitter almonds.

Faceplant31 - Apr 26, 2010 1:57pm, #173666

ROR! Nice, must have been the other Mooooooooooooooooooo with only 18 o's then. Itsa common mistake.

Mooooooooooooooooooo - Apr 26, 2010 1:48pm, #173665

You obviously don't know my mom....are you last in line? (I hate that bitch)

Faceplant31 - Apr 26, 2010 1:43pm, #173664

Not grounds for divorce... i mean whenever your mom leaves me she always packs the fridge with good eats. Maybe she should pass some lessons onto the misses?

Mooooooooooooooooooo - Apr 26, 2010 1:42pm, #173663

Moobie?....you wanna go?......I'll eat your kids too......."I love children, but I can never eat a whole one"

Mooooooooooooooooooo - Apr 26, 2010 1:39pm, #173662

No....is that grounds for divorce?

R.S.Jake - Apr 26, 2010 1:39pm, #173661

No worries Moobie, I didn't know the situation, I'd be cranky too! No Sammiches! The Horror!

Faceplant31 - Apr 26, 2010 1:37pm, #173660

Thats terrible, she didnt make you a whole bunch of stuff and label it in the fridge with the appropriate microwave times?

Mooooooooooooooooooo - Apr 26, 2010 1:35pm, #173659

er.... sorry? Mrs.moooooooooo is out of town and no one is making me sammiches.

Mooooooooooooooooooo - Apr 26, 2010 1:33pm, #173658

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R.S.Jake - Apr 26, 2010 1:32pm, #173657

Hmmmm, do I need to add a category under Scary Clown for a "Sober Mooooo"? He's cranky!

Faceplant31 - Apr 26, 2010 1:30pm, #173656

Lets not talk about eating my kiddos Moooooooooooooooooooo. There is plenty of more Jameson's at the store.

Mooooooooooooooooooo - Apr 26, 2010 1:27pm, #173655

You're dead to me....I will eat your children.....Pass the hot sauce.

Faceplant31 - Apr 26, 2010 1:20pm, #173654

I will give it back but it wont have whiskey in it anymore, it might have gas and a flaming towel hanging out of it. Moltov cocktails are always a good party favor, anyways the bottle is empty so unless you collect them i see you needing no use for it.

Mooooooooooooooooooo - Apr 26, 2010 1:18pm, #173653

That's my whiskey....give it back!!!

Faceplant31 - Apr 26, 2010 1:17pm, #173652

Bad a$$ pic courtesy of FattMatt!

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