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agdaniele - Mar 30, 2010 12:00am, #167990

That's not to say that leaning them against a snoring throat woiuldn't work wonders.... ok, when she gets to work on monday, I'm dead.

agdaniele - Mar 29, 2010 11:59pm, #167989

Let's just say that my balls would be deported to her stomach.... and soooooo not in a slow way.

CANADA - Mar 29, 2010 11:58pm, #167988

an ugly scene when you wake her up?

agdaniele - Mar 29, 2010 11:58pm, #167987

........ well, nothing..... if I want to live.

agdaniele - Mar 29, 2010 11:57pm, #167986

Dude... I swear... you won the gf battle, and there is nothing you can say to piss me off! But, Boston? Ok, I love the Bruins.... they KILL the CANADIENS, but what's your point again? I've got a snoring Cuban chick next to me who is about to be....

agdaniele - Mar 29, 2010 11:57pm, #167985

CANADA - Mar 29, 2010 11:52pm, #167984

Boston isnt north lol

Bartimaeus - Mar 29, 2010 11:48pm, #167983

I was up north once...Boston. lol And thus, I never wish to return. Besides, everything that's any good comes from the South...I think. Mine is sort of a closed perspective.

agdaniele - Mar 29, 2010 11:44pm, #167982

Yankee chicks? Dude... you're (with all due respect to Dr. Cox) ra-hed-na-heck?

Bartimaeus - Mar 29, 2010 11:43pm, #167981

No, it is a kidding pool. Nothing is illegal in a kidding pool, for it is all fun and games...just kidding.

agdaniele - Mar 29, 2010 11:42pm, #167980

Can we just put them in a kiddy pool, or is that too Chris Hansenish?

Bartimaeus - Mar 29, 2010 11:41pm, #167979

Yankee chicks dig the down-home accent...so I've heard.

boeweizer - Mar 29, 2010 11:32pm, #167978

put them together in a kidding pool full of mud and its rated gb

agdaniele - Mar 29, 2010 11:31pm, #167977

No te preocupe.

boeweizer - Mar 29, 2010 11:31pm, #167976

thats what u get for trying to use a computer while being a woman

agdaniele - Mar 29, 2010 11:29pm, #167975

It was italian... the same language that almost got TOC into the back of my IROC-Z. Ok, it was a DeLorean... and after 7 gin and tonics, she still wouldn't give up her... moticake.

Bartimaeus - Mar 29, 2010 11:22pm, #167974

And that's where my Spanish education cuts off...that's a semester well spent!

agdaniele - Mar 29, 2010 11:20pm, #167973

Is the 5th grader cute? Does she have an aunt?

agdaniele - Mar 29, 2010 11:19pm, #167972

Or, mmmmmmmmmm!

agdaniele - Mar 29, 2010 11:19pm, #167971

That shit is cooked to perfection... not raw, not crispy. I'd fuck the hell out of it!

agdaniele - Mar 29, 2010 11:16pm, #167970

Molto buono, grazi!

Bartimaeus - Mar 29, 2010 11:10pm, #167969

Muy bien! Que tu?

agdaniele - Mar 29, 2010 11:10pm, #167968

Como esta?

agdaniele - Mar 29, 2010 11:10pm, #167967

Dammit.... italian... wait....

agdaniele - Mar 29, 2010 11:10pm, #167966

Come sta?

Bartimaeus - Mar 29, 2010 11:04pm, #167965

que?

agdaniele - Mar 29, 2010 11:04pm, #167964

Holy crap! Bart?

agdaniele - Mar 29, 2010 11:03pm, #167963

Ice, Ice.... such the amateur. If your.... culos.... was well-traveled enough, you'd know that the piggy needs to get a running start... before you'd ever get the sensation that Richard Gere does.

ICEMAN - Mar 29, 2010 10:56pm, #167962

This a lie. There is no such disease. A crime has been perpetrated against bacon lovers everywhere. Now please excuse me while I go fry up some bacon.

CANADA - Mar 29, 2010 10:23pm, #167961

Thats what i thought at first too, but it says IN the bus

Cubbybear - Mar 29, 2010 9:44pm, #167960

None... the bus has 4 wheels

Cubbybear - Mar 29, 2010 9:40pm, #167959

It looks so good...BLT's

agdaniele - Mar 29, 2010 9:22pm, #167958

This one was done in respect to Sean... the true fan of demotivators.

Derek - Mar 29, 2010 9:12pm, #167957

Looks like Khrushchev

CANADA - Mar 29, 2010 9:05pm, #167956

we were talking about 5th graders and school girls. I think shit like that gets you arrested

CoolioIndeed - Mar 29, 2010 9:04pm, #167955

I just hope that's mud...

Jas - Mar 29, 2010 8:56pm, #167954

I was thinking (based on what seems to be the majority of the content on this site) that the question should have been: How much pussy is on the bus?

dtl1982 - Mar 29, 2010 8:52pm, #167953

Futurama is far better than the simpsons. Unfortunately, Futurama has jokes that require intelligence to understand, which is why nobody seems to like it. Everybody is dumb...Which is why the simpsons is still on the air.

CANADA - Mar 29, 2010 8:38pm, #167952

that's cooked perfect IMO. should be served with mushrooms and onions

Treehodger - Mar 29, 2010 8:20pm, #167951

I like this.

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