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Re: Introduction Thread- Stay on topic please

Postby carebear » Sat Mar 17, 2012 2:19 pm

poor Marian, he never was quite the same after the SRS :rofl:

hey steph, you look like my kinda girl... buckle up, game on :thumbsup:
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Hello everybody !!

Postby chemohaan » Wed Mar 28, 2012 6:41 pm

Hello everybody ,
I am silvan from the netherlands .
I love to make music en keep myself busy with art and stuff in daily life.
Iḿ not sure if I post some posters some day, but I had to make a account on this forum to thank you guys for
the great stuff on this site !! there's some funny stuff going on here :p and i like ! :)
As you probberly will notice my english is very bad , sorry for that . I hope it is not a big problem :)

So , now I introduced myself and now Iḿ going to watch some more pics/posters :popcorn: !haha
Keep up the good stuff !! :)

greetings from Holland !
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Re: Introduction Thread- Stay on topic please

Postby Mooooooooooooooooooo » Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:34 am

:welcome:

Your English seems pretty good to me. Welcome to M.A.D, I'm glad you're enjoying it.
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Re: Introduction Thread- Stay on topic please

Postby Kyronic » Sun May 20, 2012 4:49 pm

Hi. I'm "Kyronic". I'm kind of knew to the site. I love the posters and the people here seem pretty nice.

I like drawing (and I'll probably make a poster out of one of my pictures after my next birthday), other people's artwork, video games, masturbating, funny pictures and videos, sarcasm, dirty jokes, clean jokes, my laptop (also known as "The Faptop"), The Flobots, and pretty much anything that amuses or (de)motivates me.

I'm shy around girls, respect the opposite sex more than my own, and feel like vomiting :puke: under the following circumstances: I get caught drawing a nasty picture for someone, I get caught with porn, get caught physically relieving myself of thoughts of that porn, a girl I don't know talks to me, someone more popular than me talks to me, someone else vomits, I vomit, and when I have to clean up my vomit.

I'm not a pro at creating demotivational posters, but when I think of something funny :goodidea: I immediately think of Motifake.
I don't always watch porn, but when I do, I choose... Well, I just watch whatever's free.
He's the least interesting man on the web.

I deleted all the porn on my computer, but I still find myself getting sucked in by pornographic websites on my browser. I wish I could get some kind of lust exorcism.

I once got a girl to laugh at some of my dumb jokes. That's an achievement.... for me.

[Insert something not porn-related or self-deprecating.]


"Kyronic is actually a horse... begging for beastiality to occur... seeking out those 2 legged, small vaginad women as he gallops and strots his way through the fat "cunt"ryland..."
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Re: Introduction Thread- Stay on topic please

Postby Greeny » Sun May 20, 2012 5:36 pm

Kyronic wrote:...I immediately think of Motifake.


Good thinkin! Welcome!
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Re: Introduction Thread- Stay on topic please

Postby Kyronic » Tue May 22, 2012 12:58 am

Greeny wrote:
Kyronic wrote:...I immediately think of Motifake.


Good thinkin! Welcome!

:faint: Someone more popular talked to me . . . :puke:Now that the nervous vomits out of the way, thanks. I've posted three (I think) posters so far. Two on regular Motifake and one on After Dark. The jokes may not be that good, but I'm sure I'll make funnier ones over time.
I don't always watch porn, but when I do, I choose... Well, I just watch whatever's free.
He's the least interesting man on the web.

I deleted all the porn on my computer, but I still find myself getting sucked in by pornographic websites on my browser. I wish I could get some kind of lust exorcism.

I once got a girl to laugh at some of my dumb jokes. That's an achievement.... for me.

[Insert something not porn-related or self-deprecating.]


"Kyronic is actually a horse... begging for beastiality to occur... seeking out those 2 legged, small vaginad women as he gallops and strots his way through the fat "cunt"ryland..."
-M0rd3kaI » Sun Jul 29, 2012 5:06 pm
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Re: Introduction Thread- Stay on topic please

Postby Greeny » Tue May 22, 2012 2:57 am

Kyronic wrote:...but I'm sure I'll make funnier ones over time.


Spend some time in the archives (click on the Motifake After Dark icon - upper left corner of the Front or Upcoming pages - it's like a random search button) you'll see what humor works and what doesn't. 2010 was a kick ass year.
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Re: Introduction Thread- Stay on topic please

Postby ratfink95 » Mon Jun 11, 2012 6:10 pm

Hello, ratfink95's the name, just signed up. found censored motifake, became a fan of it. Then, serendipity, found after dark!! More fuel for a man with black/dry humor! :hail:
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Re: Introduction Thread- Stay on topic please

Postby Kyronic » Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:20 pm

ratfink95 wrote:Hello, ratfink95's the name, just signed up. found censored motifake, became a fan of it. Then, serendipity, found after dark!! More fuel for a man with black/dry humor! :hail:

Cool. I hope to see some posters from you some time soon. Also, that's a cool avatar. :thumbsup:
I don't always watch porn, but when I do, I choose... Well, I just watch whatever's free.
He's the least interesting man on the web.

I deleted all the porn on my computer, but I still find myself getting sucked in by pornographic websites on my browser. I wish I could get some kind of lust exorcism.

I once got a girl to laugh at some of my dumb jokes. That's an achievement.... for me.

[Insert something not porn-related or self-deprecating.]


"Kyronic is actually a horse... begging for beastiality to occur... seeking out those 2 legged, small vaginad women as he gallops and strots his way through the fat "cunt"ryland..."
-M0rd3kaI » Sun Jul 29, 2012 5:06 pm
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