Hi. I'm "Kyronic". I'm kind of knew to the site. I love the posters and the people here seem pretty nice.
I like drawing (and I'll probably make a poster out of one of my pictures after my next birthday), other people's artwork, video games, masturbating, funny pictures and videos, sarcasm, dirty jokes, clean jokes, my laptop (also known as "The Faptop"), The Flobots, and pretty much anything that amuses or (de)motivates me.
I'm shy around girls, respect the opposite sex more than my own, and feel
under the following circumstances: I get caught drawing a nasty picture for someone, I get caught with porn, get caught physically relieving myself of thoughts of that porn, a girl I don't know talks to me, someone more popular than me talks to me, someone else vomits, I vomit, and when I have to clean up my vomit.
I'm not a pro at creating demotivational posters, but when I think of something funny
I immediately think of Motifake.
I don't always watch porn, but when I do, I choose... Well, I just watch whatever's free.
He's the least interesting man on the web.
I deleted all the porn on my computer, but I still find myself getting sucked in by pornographic websites on my browser. I wish I could get some kind of lust exorcism.
I once got a girl to laugh at some of my dumb jokes. That's an achievement.... for me.
[Insert something not porn-related or self-deprecating.]
"Kyronic is actually a horse... begging for beastiality to occur... seeking out those 2 legged, small vaginad women as he gallops and strots his way through the fat "cunt"ryland..."
-M0rd3kaI » Sun Jul 29, 2012 5:06 pm